Let’s get creepy baby!
In case you want to be the kind of guy who freaks out every woman (not in a positive way), I really hope there is a good reason why you want to learn how to be creepy. I hope that the reason why you want to be the creepy guy is because you want to test the boundaries of your comfort zone.
If you don’t care about getting laid and if you only want to test how far your ego allows you to go, you can be the creep that you want to be, when you interact with the next girl you approach. Test it out, play around with the concept of scaring women away by behaving like a total idiot and enjoy the boost of self-confidence that you get by surviving the big step out of your comfort zone.
Testing how far you can go by scaring girls away on purpose can be a fun exercise, but…
…learning how to be creepy won’t get you laid.
Unless you meet a woman who hasn’t been fucked in months and/or is pissed drunk, behaving like this won’t get you any pussy.
If you never want to experience a drop of pussy juice on your dick you should go ahead and creep out every girl you meet. If you, however, want to become successful with women, you should use the following advice to think about all the stuff that you should avoid. What you really want is to make a girl scream because of your thrusts and not because you scared the shit out of her.
Touching Her too Early is Kind of Creepy
When it comes to the art of touching girls there are basically two mistakes that you can make. You might belong to the group of guys who don’t touch women at all and who therefore land in the friend zone. Why do they land there? Because they are seen as nothing but asexual creatures that no woman wants to have inside her.
The other mistake that you can make is to touch a woman way too early and way to aggressively. That’s where the creep factor comes into play.
I guess you are already sick and tired of hearing me saying how important it is to touch women in order to build up sexual tension. There is no way around that if you want to get laid.
Unfortunately, there are some guys who take the concept of sexual escalation to an extreme level.
They think that just because they saw this one pick up artist on YouTube grabbing the ass of a girl after ten seconds, they can do it too in every interaction.
Don’t get me wrong. You can grab a girl’s ass after a few seconds, at least when some certain external conditions are given. You can do that with a woman who is in a playful mood, who is horny and whose biggest wish is to get laid.
However, you shouldn’t do this with a woman who just thought about her work before you approached her and who has currently problems with a working colleague who sexually harasses her.
Remember, touching women is great but before you start to get physical you have to think about whether or not she is comfortable enough to reach this level.
Touch Her Before She Sees You
Learning how to be creepy is pretty easy.
One of the best ways to be a guy who has more chances to make the acquaintance of Mr. Pepper Spray instead of Ms. Vagina is to touch a woman before she even sees you.
Even though I am a big fan of approaching women by letting them walk past you and then running after them to stop them, I have never said that you should grab her arm while you are still behind her. I have seen a few guys who do this and it freaks me out every time I see it.
Why the hell would you do that?
Please switch on your brain before you touch a woman. If you touch a woman from behind BEFORE she even sees who you are, you don’t have to wonder when she freaks out.
You could be a thief who wants to steal her handbag. You could be a rapist who wants to knock her down. You could be her husband who found out that she fucks his boss.
Don’t ever touch a woman before she sees who you are.
Wait until you have introduced yourself and you are on the safe side. As soon as she smiles at you after you told her that she is beautiful it is absolutely fine to start with subtle touching.
Physical Escalation without Sexual Attraction
Let’s say you have stopped a girl and she understood that you don’t want rape her, unless she wants it as part of a role play at a later point of time.
She is smiling and giggling. What do you do? You interpret her smile as a desire to sleep with you.
Wait a minute. Smiling and giggling means above all that she is happy that you approached her.
It doesn’t automatically mean that she wants to fuck you.
Before you start to grab her ass, you should definitely have a look at how she reacts to your words and actions.
Does she stand close to you? Does she back off when you come closer? Does she submissively look at the ground when you look her into the eyes or does she show no sign of sexual arousal at all?
These are all questions that you should ask yourself before you go all in.
If you want to learn how to be creepy you should ignore all this stuff and try to take her shirt of, even if she stands there with crossed arms and a suspicious face. There has to be some sexual attraction before you escalate physically. Everything else would be creepy.
How to Be Creepy with the Verbal Fuckfest
Your words are powerful. They definitely have the power to creep a woman out. Again, there are two types of guys when it comes to verbally expressing their sexual interest in a woman.
On the one hand, there is the shy and insecure guy who would never say anything sexually provocative in front of a woman while he hopes that he will eventually be uncaged from the friend zone. Sorry, but this day will never come if you behave like that.
On the other hand, there is the guy who is extremely frustrated and who gets angry every time he thinks about why he is still not banging the girls he wants to bang so bad. This happens to read on a dating website that you have to show your sexual interest to a woman.
Of course this is a good advice that has the power to finally change his life.
Unfortunately, he is anything but calibrated and interprets sexual escalation the completely wrong way. He might even forget that he is a guy and not a girl (even though girls can be creepy too), which leads to a lot of creepy moments without underwear:
If you want to learn how to be creepy you just have to be this guy and do the following things.
Talk Like a Rapist
Expressing your sexual intent is good. Communicating to a woman that you want to have sex with her is extremely attractive. However, there is the right way and the right time to do that.
If you approach a woman on the street with “hey, I just saw you and your ass looks so delicious, I just want to slide my tongue up and down your booty and fuck you all night long”, she might freak out.
You can say shit like that in certain situations, for example when you are in a swinger club, when you are hitting on a drunk party girl in a club or when you already went to First Base. However, if you say shit like that before she even knows your name you will most likely get rejected.
The more time you spend with her, the more you will become aware of how her mood changes.
The more sexually aroused she gets, the more she’ll be ready for kinky words.
Just don’t talk to her like a rapist before she knows that you are a normal guy who wants to learn how to be creepy.
Life is not a porn movie.
The Wrong Way to Talk Dirty
Do you want to know how to be creepy in the bedroom?
Let’s say you avoided being too creepy during your first date. As a result of that she is more than ready to come back to your place and to suck your dick until dawn.
One of the most powerful techniques to turn on women and to make them wetter than the Pacific Ocean is by talking dirty to them. Unfortunately, this is one of the techniques that most guys do completely wrong.
If you want to learn how to be creepy you just have to learn what dirty talk is NOT. Despite the fact that most guys think this way, dirty talk has nothing to do with using X-rated language and words that would be censored in every TV show.
The wrong dirty talk is especially dangerous when you sleep with a girl for the first time.
She is a bit nervous and she is still not 100% convinced that you aren’t a complete maniac. When you then start to call her a worthless whore who needs to be fucked like a slave right after you put your penis inside her for the first time, she might regret that choice. You can do stuff like that later on (if she’s cool with it) but not the first time she takes her clothes off in front of you.
The best way to talk dirty to a girl without being creepy is by using completely normal words in a seductive way. Whispering “good girl” in her ear can be way more effective than using all the X-rated words you can think of.
The Creepy “I Love You Forever”
Do you know what you have to do when you want to freak out a girl on the first date? If this is your goal you should behave exactly like Hollywood wants you to behave. Besides the extreme form of modern feminism I just know one source that is responsible for more pain amongst men.
The source of the devil is called romantic comedy movies.
Seriously, those shitty movies are one of the top reasons why so many guys end up masturbating in front of their laptops instead of having sex. Every time I watch a trailer of the typical Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson movies I have to control myself that I don’t throw the TV out of the window or light up the screen in the cinema.
One of the most harmful concepts that those movies portray is the concept of a never-ending love that only happened because destiny wanted it. The only thing that destiny really wants is that you don’t learn how to be creepy and that you don’t behave like Ben Stiller.
Don’t Propose on the First Date
The number one dating mistake that a lot of insecure guys love to do is to get overly attached to a girl before they even have any physical contact with her. I know that you think she is beautiful and I also know that you are happy as fuck that such an amazing chick is interested in you.
Please don’t confuse this feeling of excitement, validation and horniness with love!
Even if the date went brilliant, the chance that you stay together with her for the rest of your life is extremely low. That’s why there is absolutely no need to propose on the first date, or to tell her that you are in love with her, after you found out her second name.
If you are a guy who has done shit like that in the past you already know that this leads to the famous “okaaay” response that women only give you if they are creeped out, but they don’t want to show it. Why don’t they want to show it? Because they know that every guy who behaves like this is extremely insecure and could break down in tears if he would hear the truth.
In case you have told a woman that you love her after the first date you have to promise me that you never do that again.
Is She Really the One?
In the same way that you shouldn’t tell a woman that you love her, after you spent less than 10 hours with her, you also shouldn’t tell her that she is the one for you.
“Wait a minute. Isn’t telling a woman that I love her and telling her that she is the one for me the same thing?”
Telling her that she is the one is ten creepiness levels above the three famous words. The line “I know that you are the one” is a really great thing to say, at least if you are an actor who gets paid millions of dollars to say it without any grammatical mistakes.
Don’t ever say that line if you don’t get at least a million bucks for it.
What do you communicate to a woman if you tell her that she is the one? If you say it early in the relationship (if you can even call it a relationship) you only communicate to her that you say this to every girl, because you want to keep her. You basically say to her that you think that you will never get another woman because you want to stay together with her until the end of days.
If you do this, you know how to be creepy. Saying “I love you” has no start and end time but telling a girl that she is “the one” implicates that she has to spend the rest of your life with you if she decides to date you, which she doesn’t want if you are a guy who is so insecure that he has to tell her that she is the one.
There is a Time for “I Love You”
Before I share everything you need to know in order to be a complete creep in a relationship, I want to make one thing clear. Telling a girl that you love her is not a creepy thing to do. It only gets creepy if you do it too soon.
Let’s say you meet a girl who is really amazing, you have great sex and you fall for her. Once you are together with her for three months you finally tell her that you love her. That’s absolutely okay.
However, if you tell a girl that you love her after spending a couple of days, or even worse, a couple of hours with her, you don’t have to learn how to be creepy because you already know it.
There is the right time for telling a girl that you love her.
But it is certainly not on the first date.
How to be Creepy in the Relationship
In case you think that you can only fuck everything up during the dating phase I have to disappoint you.
You can still be a total creep once you are in a relationship with a girl.
Maybe you put in the effort to hide your true nature during the dating process and you ended up in a relationship. Do you want to know how to get rid of her? Learn how to be creepy and she will be gone within a few days.
In my experience, the main goal of guys who are in happy relationships is to keep their girlfriend, but if you are in a destructive relationship and you want to get rid of the crazy bitch who took your virginity a long time ago, then go ahead and learn how to be creepy.
Jealousy is not the Same as Love
If you are really in love with someone you have to be jealous, right? Wrong!
Even though the majority of people think that being jealous is a sign of love, the truth is that being jealous is nothing but a sign of insecurity. By being a jealous guy you are communicating that you are afraid to lose her to some other guy.
Would a self-confident man who knows that he deserves amazing women in his life behave like that?
No, he wouldn’t.
If you are afraid of losing a girl to another man you are showing her that you think that other men deserve her more than you do.
Otherwise you wouldn’t be afraid to lose her.
Do you want to know how to be creepy? All you have to do is to openly show your jealousy. Let her know that you are an insecure wimp. Confront her with false accusations, make a scene in front of her friends and creep her out with style.
The Crazy Control Freak
Another behavior that is great if you want to learn how to be creepy is to become a crazy control freak. This is closely related to jealousy but takes the creepiness to the next level.
Before you think about controlling your girlfriend’s phone and asking her where she has been whenever she comes home a few minutes later, I want to tell you one thing:
As soon as you start to control a woman you will lose control over her.
By trying to control her you will freak her out. Thereby, you give her all the reasons to do those things that you wanted to avoid by starting to control her.
Please do yourself a favor and don’t become one of those weird and scary control freaks. Instead of trying to control her you should learn to become self-confident enough to give her every freedom she wants. If you do this, she won’t even think about doing the things that you want to prevent.
How would you feel if no woman ever saw you as a creep?
Summed Up Wisdom
How to be creepy? One of the best ways to be the creep who freaks out a woman is by touching her too early at places that you only see when you get down and dirty. Don’t grab her ass before she even sees you and don’t escalate physically before you can confidently assume that she is sexually attracted to you.
Believe it or not, but talking like a rapist is not the most attractive thing to do. Use your words wisely and don’t freak her out with X-rated language before she is comfortable around you. If you end up in bed with her you should remember that dirty talk is more than using explicit language.
It is never too late to learn how to be creepy, even if you are already in a relationship. The best way to freak out your girlfriend is by being jealous and by trying to control her. If you try to control a girl, you will lose control.