Are you ready to pick up German girls?
I doubt it.
Just because you want to date the women in my home country doesn’t mean that you will succeed without any war wounds. Just because someone told you that German Fräuleins show their big boobs in the same traditional costumes that they wear during the Oktoberfest doesn’t mean that attracting and seducing them is a cakewalk.
I think the real reason why you want to hook up with girls in Germany is because you made a Google search and you found a picture like this:
Well, I don’t want to disappoint you, but the percentage of women in my beloved home country who look like this is below 1%.
Please don’t get me wrong, there are some hot women, but if you think that all you need to do in order to get them is to invite them to a beer garden in Munich, you need a wake up call.
That’s exactly why I decided to write this article for you. As a German I know that many foreigners are completely deluded when it comes to German women, their characteristics and the dating dynamics in Germany.
The following article will show you what you have to deal with in the country of the Krauts and how you can use the local dating customs to thrive and succeed. I am going to share all the information you need to succeed with a blond beauty with blue eyes and I don’t apologize for what I am about to say.
In case you are not a German the following video provides you with a few basic expressions that will help you to sweep the Fräuleins off their feet:
IMPORTANT NOTICE: In my opinion it is important to support refugees who came from war zones. And no, I am not a racist, but after I received over a dozen emails in which so-called refugees asked me for advice on how to impregnate German women in order to spread Islam, I see myself forced to make this statement: Do NOT send me an email if you are one of them. Thank you. Now enjoy the article.
What You Have to Know About German Women
I once met an American who complained that all American girls are fat and rude. He then told me how jealous he is that I live in a country in which all girls look like Heidi Klum and behave like well-mannered traditional women. I guess he has neither seen a picture of Angela Merkel, nor a picture of Claudia Roth.
It is no secret that the majority of women in Eastern European countries are extremely beautiful and very feminine. Everybody knows that. The tricky thing about my home country is that a lot of foreign men think that German women are the busty sisters of Russian women.
When it comes to dating in Germany, the space between fantasy and reality couldn’t be further apart.
Yes, this country has feminine, beautiful and caring women, but they are definitely NOT the majority. There are basically two types of women in this country and unless you want to end up in a toxic relationship, you should avoid German girl #1.
German Girl #1: The Socially Conditioned Victim
The politicians in my home country did a great job and no, I am not talking about transforming it into a Muslim country. They did a great job by making the women in this country believe that female qualities are a sign of weakness, feminine clothes a sign of oppression and that being a career woman without a family but with a lot of antidepressants and cats is the path towards happiness.
While German politicians (thanks Ursula) sell the idea of becoming a female soldier and getting killed for the fatherland as an important achievement of the feminist movement, Germany has now the lowest birth rate in the whole world.
The offspring of this cultural and social conditioning is the typical German woman.
She is a fascinating species. She managed to delete her mother instincts, which leads to nausea whenever she sees a child and to a big smile whenever she hears the words promotion and manager.
Once she finds a desperate German wimp for a relationship, she complains about everything, makes fun of him in public and tortures him with subliminal aggression. As I found out at the last party that I have been to in my home country this behavior is completely socially accepted and encouraged by laughter.
If there wasn’t a second type of girl, I wouldn’t be writing this article right now…
German Girl #2: The One Who Woke Up
Do you already want to close this article and forget about your dream of finding a busty blonde girl with shining blue eyes?
Don’t bury your head in the sand. There is still hope.
A small fraction of women was able to switch on their brains, to rethink the conditioning and to reconnect with their feminine energy. There are mainly two reasons why a German woman figures out that being an old sexually frustrated cat lady with a management position is not the perfect life goal:
- She is sick and tired of dating wimps who tolerate her bitchy behavior. The craving for a real man and a happy relationship becomes so strong that she sees herself forced to become a woman again.
- She has immigrant ancestors and her parents raised her with traditional family values. Now her traditional values collide with the “values” that the political institutions throw at her. Thanks to her ability to think logically (yes, women have this ability) her traditional values win.
I think it should be obvious that these are the women that you want to date in the motherland of sausages.
What You Have to Know About Your Competition
I just told you the unapologetic truth about German women. Now you probably want to know everything about your competitors. The following lines are dedicated to your strong, confident and skillful competitor, the German warrior.
It’s time to make my old self and a lot of young German men very, very angry…
What kind of German man do you find in history books?
What kind of German man do you actually find in this country?
Yes, we’ve come a long way. The German warrior that was once feared by the Romans has become a sterilized and shy individual who can’t even look a woman in the eyes without sweating and shivering.
If there weren’t so many Russian, Turkish and Italian men in Germany I would say that there is no competition. Besides Max from RSD (and he is Austrian) there are nearly no German men who have the courage to approach a woman. That’s just a fact.
When I returned from my bootcamp with Sasha the few guys who were able to talk to women still used Mystery’s stuff from 1999. I don’t even remember how many girls I approached who wanted to see my ID card, because they didn’t believe me that I was German.
The German Dating Paradox
If you want to learn how to pick up German girls you have to understand the German dating paradox. Even though the competition is vanishingly low, the German dating culture is haunted by a very disturbing condition.
My mentor Sasha Daygame described this paradox with the following words:
“Germany is the only country in the world where a 5 thinks that she is a 10. It’s insane.”
One of my best female friends, who is originally from the Ukraine said:
“This is the only country I have been to where I see tons of handsome and well-groomed men who date women who don’t care about how they look. In my home country no man would look at them.”
They are both right and there is a simple reason for this dilemma:
As I already mentioned, most German guys are so shy and insecure that they would do everything to get some pussy, no matter how the owner looks or behaves. Women then end up in relationships with those wimps, needless to say that it is impossible that they are happy with this decision. Their increasing frustration leads to more bitchy behavior. Coupled with the knowledge that guys are all over them, even when they look like train wrecks and behave like ill-behaved brats leads to this fascinating paradox.
Now you probably ask yourself “do you have more bad news for me?”
No, but I have some good news.
Most German men are pussies who would do everything to get an average woman. That’s good to know, but it’s even better to know that 99% of them would NEVER in a million years approach an above average woman.
The crazy thing about this country is that the average and below average girls think that they can get everyone, which is actually true, while the really hot girls are lonely as hell.
No German man approaches them!
That’s why it is your duty to do what my fellow countrymen are not able to do.
How to Pick Up German Girls
Are you ready to pick up the few German women who are not completely destroyed by the political propaganda of Ursula von der Leyen?
Are you ready to compete against the ten German guys who actually know how to approach a woman without shitting themselves?
Then read the following instructions very carefully. Ignoring the fist-hand insights that are the result of years of approaching, seducing and dating girls in my home country would be a terrible mistake.
You Have to Be Direct
Let me test your cultural knowledge with a simple question:
What do Germans hate the most?
No, I am not talking about stupid Hitler jokes and I am also not talking about losing a football match. The one thing that we hate the most is beating around the bush, or how we would say it: “talking around the hot puree”.
Yes, it is true that a lot of men in this country don’t have the courage to talk to women, but that doesn’t change anything about the fact that we appreciate a straightforward way of communicating. We are no big fans of small talk and unnecessary gibberish.
I lived in England for more than a year and I still get goosebumps whenever I have to answer the “hello, how have you been?” with “I am fine, thank you. And you?” even though I know that nobody gives a shit.
If you try to win a Fräulein’s heart with small talk, you will fail. That’s a fact.
You have to be direct and make it clear why you approach her. If you try to beat around the bush, she won’t respect you. This is also true for women from other countries, but it is even more important when you try your luck in German territory.
In addition to that, you automatically put yourself in the top 1% of men by simply having the courage to walk up to a woman and tell her what you feel.
The New Definition of “Cold” Approaching
One of the most common stereotypes of Germans is that they are cold.
In case you also think that I am very offended!
Nah, just kidding…
It’s actually true. A lot of Germans are colder than a fridge.
However, we are not cold by nature. We are just the product of the society we live in. Believe me, if you are surrounded by serious and formal people all day long, you inevitably become one of them.
Why do I tell you this?
Because you shouldn’t worry when a girl just gives you an “okay…” in combination with a confused look when you tell her that she is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
Flirtatious and passionate conversations might be normal in South America, but definitely not in the country that I have been born in. Whereas you as a foreigner have a huge advantage over the local guys who still believe that logical computer programming language is the best way to score a date, you shouldn’t be surprised when the women you approach respond like robots.
They don’t do this on purpose. They are simply not used to passionate and flirtatious conversations. Make them feel passion and excitement and they will unbutton their shirts for you.
Be The Leader She Never Had
Did she give you the “I am fucking confused” look?
Did she smile after she said “okay…” or “thank you…”?
Good, this means that you are in. If you expect a firework of emotions for telling her how beautiful she is, you are in the wrong country. As long as she smiles at you, even if it’s just a subtle movement, you can interpret this as a good sign.
A shy smile from a German woman is the cultural equivalent to a kiss from a South American woman.
Now that you have broken the ice, it is time for the next step. It is time to establish a communication. It’s time to lead, lead and lead.
One of the first things she learned as a child is “man spricht nicht mit Fremden”. If you translate this it means “one does not speak to strangers”. It is your job to make her forget what mommy said by leading the conversation.
She will be thankful for your leadership. Chances are high that you are the first real man, the first leader, she has ever talked to. Germany is the only country in which I have seen couples holding hands in a way in which she leads him. I think that says it all about the women’s experience with being led.
She misses it and she craves it. Give her what she needs.
What About Touching?
Being direct is great. Telling her that you think that she is an incredibly beautiful woman is awesome. But touching her might be a bit too much.
We Germans appreciate a direct and straightforward way of communicating, but we are not that comfortable with fast physical contact. While it is very common in many parts of the world to give women (and men) a kiss on the cheek when you meet them, it is not that common in Germany.
I even met some girls who were confused when I hugged them after they gave me their phone number.
They obviously enjoyed it. They just never experienced it before.
We are not in Spain, gentleman. It is always good to touch a woman and it is definitely a necessary step of the seduction process. Just don’t interpret it as a negative sign when she looks at you as if you had a gigantic pimple on your nose when you go for the hug.
How to Date German Girls
You approached her with a direct compliment. You transformed her form a fridge into a sauna and she didn’t run away when you went for the hug.
Congratulations. You have mastered the first step. You officially know how to pick up German girls.
But do you also know how to date them?
Getting the number is fine and dandy, but having ten German names in your phone without ever tasting the lips of your blonde dream woman won’t make you happy. You have to take her on a date and you have to know what to do on that date in order to make her yodel.
Let’s have a look at the pitfalls that you are faced with when you decide to date in my fatherland.
Be Prepared to Talk 95% of the Time
Her confused facial expression and her nervous stuttering during the approach is just the beginning. I already told you that Germans are conditioned from a young age to not talk to strangers. In combination with their lack of experience in dating confident men, this can lead to extremely one-sided conversations.
Don’t be angry at her for not being able to hold an interesting conversation. I am sure that the last five dates she has been on were with serious dudes who used the German way of seducing aka the job interview style.
Take it slow and try to start the conversation in a fun and playful way.
Whenever I am on a date with a girl in my home country I usually start the conversation with the following introduction:
“Don’t worry. This won’t be a typical date. I know you worried about that. Instead of listing my house, my boat and my car (that’s from a German banking commercial), I want to find out who you are and I want to get to know you as a person.”
She usually smiles like a happy child before I can finish the introduction.
Connecting With German Girls Takes Patience
Your introduction put a smile on her face. Now she knows that you are not one of those boring guys who torture her with the German job interview.
You don’t know what the German job interview is?
“Where are you from?”
“What do you do?”
“Where do you study?”
“What do you study?”
“How long do you study this?”
“What do you want to do after your studies?”
This is the brutal reality of most women in Germany who are courageous enough to go on dates with local guys. I hope you now understand why she is a bit suspicious within the first couple of minutes. She has been through a lot before she met you. That’s why you need to be patient with her.
I remember one date where I asked the girl who was sitting next to me about her biggest passion. Without even thinking about my question she responded “I am working in a small company in the city center”.
She was so used to the job interview date, that this was the only answer she could give me. Of course I teased her about her answer, which eventually resulted in a deep conversation during which I found out what she was really passionate about.
Connecting With German Girls Takes Time
As you might know, one of my friends is married to an American girl. She is completely nuts, but that’s not why I mention her in this context. When she came to Germany for the first time she told everyone after a couple of minutes that they are friends.
While this might be normal for Americans, it is completely incomprehensible for Germans. We want to slowly get to know people. We don’t rush with words like friendship, connection, relationship and love. Those words actually mean something to us.
We don’t allow fast connections, but we demand strong ones.
While some people would say we are not normal, I say that this is one aspect that I like the most about the people in my country.
In the same way as you won’t become best friends with a German man in one day, you won’t be able to connect with a German woman in ten minutes. It takes time for us to open up, but when we open up you can confidently assume that the connection is 100% honest, authentic and real.
You Don’t Have to Pay But You Will Be Rewarded
Now that you have learned everything you need to know about seducing and dating women in Germany I want to close this article by revealing one last truth about dating in this country.
A lot of German women might have lost their connection to their feminine side, but their self-proclaimed independence has one big benefit that your wallet will love to hear.
German girls don’t expect you to pay for their drinks and food.
I promise you that the majority of girls you’ll end up dating will insist on paying on the date.
If you follow the advice that I shared with you in this article you will of course also be rewarded with an incredible deep connection with a girl who is happy that she can finally live out her sexual and feminine side with a man who knows how to lead her.
Enjoy hunting in my home country! But read my book first (Hint: It works on Germany girls)!
Summed Up Wisdom
In case you dream about seducing and dating sexy German Fräuleins you should know what to expect. A lot of women in this country are victims of a social and political conditioning that disconnects them with their feminine self. However, there are still girls who managed to reconnect with their feminine side. These are the girls you want.
The good news is that your competition is basically non-existent. However, thanks to the shy and insecure guys, a lot of average women think that they are the prettiest models on the planet and that it is absolutely okay to behave like a spoilt brat. The positive aspect is that the really hot girls are alone, horny and waiting for a leader like you.
Be direct when you approach her. If you want to beat around the bush you are in the wrong country. She might be a bit cold and confused at the beginning, but if you lead her, she will soon melt in your hands. You might stare in a confused face when you hug her, but that’s not necessarily a bad sign.
Dating a German girl can be quite exhausting. If I were you I would let her know that you are not like the boring guys who she dated before and that you won’t torture her with a job interview. You will be the one who does the majority of talking and you have to be patient and persistent. We Germans don’t connect fast, but strong and deep. If you are patient and persistent you and your wallet will be rewarded.