How to Get Pu$$y: 18 Tips To the Wet Destination

Truth be told, sooner or later every man wants to know how to get p.

The first time you felt this desire was probably the moment in which you found out that your dick can be used for more than just peeing. Even if this moment was five, ten or even forty years ago, I am 100% sure that you haven’t lost your fascination for the female. I am pretty sure that you still want to smell, taste and feel the powerful weapon that rests between a woman’s legs.

I can’t really blame you for wanting it.

Do you really want her p? 

What if you already have this desire for the last ten years, but you have never tasted its delicious juice?

What if you have wasted the last ten years wondering how you can finally get some p, without ever touching one?

Well, then it is time to rethink the path that you are currently on.

Apparently it doesn’t lead you to the wet destination; otherwise you would drown in body fluids of beautiful women. In case you don’t get the women in your bed that you want to have there, I simply assume that you are making one or two crucial mistakes on a regular basis.

Today I want you to stop making these mistakes. I want you to stop following a path that leads to sexual frustration, depression and the constant feeling that something is missing.

Life is not all about the p, but unless you have one, it’s the only thing you can think of. 

How to Get p: 18 Tips to the Wet Destination 

That’s why I decided to share 18 tips with you that will help you to get every woman you want, umm I mean every girl that you want.

Putting one of the following tips into practice will already help you to come closer to your warm and wet goal than you have ever been before. Putting them all into practice will transform you into a p magnet.

And just to make it clear. We are not talking about becoming a cat magnet:

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1. Promise Yourself to Do Everything in Your Power to Get the p

In case you don’t have the amount of sex that you truly want to have, I want to ask you a simple question:

Why?

This single word is one of the most important questions I can possibly ask you. Most guys who I ask for the reason why they don’t have the success with women that they truly want bombard me with the most ridiculous excuses that human beings can possibly think of.

When I then tell them that they should stop lying to me and to themselves, they usually ensure me that they have already done everything to succeed. When I then ask them “really, everything?” they usually look at me with a face of shame.

Are you that guy?

Having done everything you can means reading every article that you can find and approaching women every day, 365 days a year. It means getting rejected a thousand times and still working towards your goal of swimming in a sea of p.

THEN and ONLY THEN you are allowed to say that you have done everything.

Promise yourself that you will do everything in your power to learn how to get p and you will eventually reach your goal.

How long does it take?

That depends on you.

2. Contact the Ones You Already Had

A very easy way to get p is by calling the ones that you already had. Of course this is only an easy way if you had at least one sexual experience that wasn’t with a girl who decided to become a lesbian after you covered her in sperm. In case you are a virgin and you can’t think of a single girl who would let you play with her melons, you can jump straight to the next tip.

In case you have had at least one memorable sexual experience, you should contact the girl you had it with.

“Hey Stacey, is this you? John here. The guy who came in your mouth right before you puked all over the bed. Wanna come over?”

What if you haven’t seen her in years? Who cares! Maybe she is lonely and maybe she even thought about you when she masturbated last night.

Maybe you are lucky enough to get an invitation to her place, because she can’t wait to feel your dick again.

3. Look Out For It Wherever You Are

“Where can you find good p?”

Tricky question, I know. Unfortunately, most guys look for the magically wet spot in places where they can only see it, but never feel it, touch it, smell it and taste it. Yes my friend, I am talking about internet movies.

If you want to see a p nowadays you just have to open your browser and type in whatever you want to see. Alternatively, you can go to a strip club and hope that the stripper is so nice to let you touch her vagaga after you bought two drinks for her and a ridiculously expensive lap dance. Both of those methods will leave you financially broke and emotionally broken.

I ask you again:

“Where can you find good p?”

Everywhere!

Women. They are everywhere. EVERYWHERE!

You can find it on the street, in shopping centers, at the yoga studio, at the gym and sometimes even in your social circle. All you have to do is to talk to the owner. The next time you go to work or to university, I want you to get up twenty minutes earlier than usual. Take the time that you need to look out for some hot girl and talk to her.

I know that you are scared, I know that you are tired and I also know everything about the million other reason why you can’t do that. Do it anyway and use every day to get closer to your wet destination.

4. Approach With the Intent to Get It

How do most guys approach women? If they don’t use memorized lines like “where can I buy a birthday present for my non-existing sister?” they most likely say a direct line that they stole from some guy on YouTube and say it with the enthusiasm of a plumber who has to clean a pipe full of beep.

Yes, she wants it that much

Do you really think a woman is excited about getting naked in front of you when you approach her in a way that obviously shows that you don’t own your words?

A woman will only respect you and accept you as her leader when you make clear why you are approaching her.

Not because you lost a bet, not because you wanted to see if she maybe wants to talk to you and not because you want to be her friend.

She has to have the feeling that you approach her with the intention to get her number, take her on a date. Look her in the eyes like a hungry wolf, work on your body language and show her that you want to rip her clothes off. If a woman feels that you want to get inside her, she wants you to be inside her.

5. Communicate that You are Not Made For the p-Less Friend Zone

Some guys are regular visitors of a nice and comfortable place called the friend zone. You are different. You want to learn how to get p and you also deserve to get it. The only person you have to convince that you truly deserve it is the owner of the soft little thing you love so much.

Communicate to her that you are not made for the friend zone.

How do you do that? Be sexual throughout the whole conversation. Connecting with her on an emotional level is very important, but connecting on a sexual level is even more important if you ever want to feel her pink inside.

Connect with her on a sexual level as soon as you are on your first date. Don’t waste your time with useless small talk. Go all in and get her naked within a couple of hours.

6. Assume that you Get It  

Who is more attractive, a guy who worries about whether or not he’ll land in the friend zone or a guy who simply assumes that he gets her into bed?

Assuming to get a woman into bed sounds quite arrogant and snooty, but it actually works.

Women are attracted to confident men and a man who assumes that he gets her naked as soon as he approaches her, projects this intent through his behavior, his words and through the look in his eyes. As the sensitive human beings women are, they can see it when you are convinced that you’ll get her.

Guess who gets her in the end? Yep, it’s definitely not the guy who worries about making a good impression. The one who gets her is the guy who puts naughty fantasies in her mind while he shakes her hand for the first time. This guy learned how to get p.

7. Prove that You Have an Abundance of p in Your Life

Whereas men are usually attracted to women who seem innocent and inexperienced, women are generally drawn to men who are experienced. I am sorry to say that, but unless you find a girl with a male virgin fetish you are more attractive when the women you are with think that you had ten instead of zero sexual partners  Of course it isn’t impossible to attract women when you are a virgin, but that’s something for another article.

Of course he doesn’t say that the Brunette is his right hand and the Blonde his left hand.

Women want men who have already been approved by other women.

They feel more special when they are with a guy who could have other girls, but who decides to stay with her, than with a guy who has no alternative.

How do you prove that you are the guy who makes her feel special?

You can actually tell her directly with how many girls you had sex with, after she lied to you about her sexual past.

Just pretend to be afraid that she thinks you are a player. Otherwise you appear like one of those guys who brag about how many girls they had sex with, even though they just talk about their ten fingers.

8. Remember that Every Girl Has It

I know that you want to learn how to get p and I also know that you want to stick your in it. That’s no secret. I want that too, sometimes 24 hours a day. Having sex with women is one of the most natural desires that a man has and if I wouldn’t want you to experience this feeling, I wouldn’t write this article.

Those small primary sexual organs are extremely important for your happiness level, but are they really that special?

Sometimes I get the feeling that sexually inexperienced men tend to believe that women are extremely rare and that touching one is like winning the lottery.

Do I really have to remind you that EVERY girl on this planet has one?

Seriously, there are millions of women out there who have exactly what you want.

Women are NOT those scarcities that some men think they are. With basic seduction skills and the determination to overcome your fears, every man can have one. It’s really not that hard. How to get p? Realize that you can have one whenever you want.

9. Make Clear that You Want it But Don’t Need It

Do you need a woman in your life? I already wrote an article about why I think that men need women in their life. You can read this article here.

I still believe that men need women and sex to live a happy, satisfied and fulfilled life, but I don’t think that you need women to survive. Unless you drink p juice instead of water, which would be pretty disgusting, you can theoretically survive without having any women in your life. That’s exactly the feeling that you should give the girls you are with.

Make them feel that you want them and that you desire their skin, but show them at the same time that you don’t desperately need sex.

The guy who wants it and who is patient enough to wait until he gets it will eventually get it. The guy who desperately needs it and who can’t wait till he finally gets it won’t get it.

Always remember the fine line between wanting something and thinking that you need it.

10. Learn to Transform a Desert into a Lake

Okay, so you want it, but how do you get it?

She already knows that you want it and you already connected with her in a way that makes her want to give it to you. However, there is still one thing that you have to do. She wants you, but there is this little voice in her head that tells her to not sleep with you too soon.

it is your job to shut down this voice.

How do you do that? One way to do that is by learning to transform the fluffy desert between her legs into a wet lake. Do everything you can to make her sexual desire speak louder than the little voice that tells her to be a good girl.

One sure way to do that is by sexually escalating right from the start. The more intense your interaction gets, the more you should work the magic with your hands. What starts out with a subtle touch on her right shoulder will eventually become one finger on and one in her woman cave.

11. Learn to Satisfy Your Wet Companion

Learning how to get p is great, but what if the owner is so amazing that you want to keep her and her pleasure grotto in your life? In this case making her and placing one or two fingers on her is not enough.

You have to do a bit more than placing your fingers on her.

It is scientifically proven that women tend to fall in love with men who satisfy them in bed. Whereas men release hormones that cause pleasure, women release hormones that cause the feeling of bonding and commitment.

12. Respect the p

“Women who live out their sexual fantasies are evil!”

 “A woman who had sex with more than three guys is a filthy whore!”

Well, if you really think that you are not only an ignorant idiot, but you will also have very bad sex.

Women have the same right to live out their sexuality as men.

You should respect a woman who decided to marry after high school in the same way as a woman who decided to live in a polyamorous relationship in a hippie commune.

Respecting girls for being the sexual beings that they truly are doesn’t only make you a better person. It also improves your sex life. A woman will only allow herself to release her inner (which is a good thing) when she is together with a man who respects her for that. Every woman knows that finding such a man is quite difficult. Once she has found him, she will do everything to keep him and to please him.

13. Love it and Its Owner 

It is no secret that I tend to write in a very explicit way. Why do I do that? Well, sex and seduction are explicit topics and I believe that sex is something incredibly beautiful that shouldn’t be censored in any way. 

The opposite is true. I absolutely love women.

I love their femininity, their caring nature, their smile and their supportive attitude. As the sexual being that I and every other human on this planet are, I obviously also love their woman cave. However, in order to attract high quality girls who are able and willing to love you, you have to learn to love the owner too.

How can you not love the owner when she looks so cute? I mean, she is even nice enough to offer you strawberries!

The unconditional love for women is something that every Global Seducer should develop – no matter if he wants to learn how to get p or how to get a wife for life.

You can only attract what you project and as a man who loves women you naturally attract high quality girls.

14. Never Give Up If You Don’t Get It

What if you want to learn how to get p but you just don’t get it?

What if every attempt to get closer to the wet destination seems to lead you further away from your pleasurable goal?

Then don’t give up!

Do you want it? Good, then do everything you can to get it. Stop having a mental breakdown whenever a girl rejects you. Deal with it like a man and get over it. The next girl you approach might be the woman of your dreams. Keep going and even if you get rejected a hundred times…

…walk up to the next girl and try again.

The key to success, no matter if you want to start a business or get some fresh and delicious p, is to not give up.

15. Approach the Girls Who Hand it to You on the Silver Platter

If you want to know how to get p you should be ready to invest some time and energy into screening. I hope you agree with me when I say that it is easier to get laid in a club with tipsy and college girls than in a monastery that is full of nuns who have never seen a D in their life.

Screening your environment for girls who are just waiting to spread their legs for you will lead you faster to your wet destination than approaching girls who have a huge diamond ring on their ring finger.

If she presents herself on the silver platter you would be stupid to not unwrap her

How do you find the right girls?

Besides the obvious signs that include being pregnant, being married and being married to god, you can have a look at the signals that the women around you send you. A seductive smile is definitely a better sign than a disgusted facial expression.

16. Don’t Underestimate the Power of the p

Another tip that I want to give you, especially if you want to share your life with amazing girls, instead of ending up with women who are not good for you, is to not underestimate the power that the p has over you.

It is easy to fall for a girl, just because she offers you the prospect of sex.

It is easy to jump in bed with a girl who you don’t even like and who isn’t really that attractive, just because she offers you a wet and warm place to rest.

It is tempting, but will it make you happy?

I don’t think so. I know that sexual experiences with amazing girls who you feel connected and attracted to enrich your life tremendously. At the same time I know that sexual adventures with poisonous women only lead to regrets and to toxic relationships.

17. Don’t Settle Just Because You Think You’ll Get It  

Speaking of toxic relationships…

Never settle just because you are fed up with your sexless life.

I know guys who ended up in relationships with women before they ever had sex with them. Unless you are ready for a huge disappointment I wouldn’t do that.

“Well, well, well…it seems as if I am looking at another two years without sex…”

Withholding sex in order to end up in a relationship is a lousy tactic that has nothing to do with love or respect, but with power games and the desire to control the other person. In addition to that, you have no idea what you get yourself into.

Would you buy a car without having at least one test drive? You wouldn’t. Why do you think about doing the same thing when it comes to relationships? Ending up in a relationship without even knowing if you are sexually compatible is a risky business that can lead to a lot of frustration on both sides.

18. Keep the p if the Owner is Worth It.  

Now you know how to get p, but what comes next?

Well, if you had a great time with the girl you seduced, you might see each other again a few times before you go separate ways. Maybe the sex was quite good but you just didn’t connect in such an intense way as you initially hoped. Then it is absolutely okay to say goodbye after your first adventure.

Maybe you win the jackpot and you meet a woman who makes your heart thump when she snuggles up to you after you had sex.

If you have found such a girl you can think about whether or not you want to keep her in your life.

Find out how to attract her…

Summed Up Wisdom

Are you ready to do whatever it takes to get to your goal; even if that means contacting girls you have slept with a long time ago? Then you are ready to learn how to get p. As a seducer who is hungry for some delicious p juice you have to be willing to look out for women and to assume that they are attracted to you as soon as you talk to them.

You and the girls around you should know that you have an abundance of women in your life and that you want to have sex, but that your life doesn’t depend on getting it now. You are relaxed because you know that there are millions of girls who can give you what you want. Making a woman hot and learning how to satisfy her in bed can lead to a long-term success with women.

Once you have learned to love and respect female sexuality and to deal with dry spells, you will automatically become a man who knows how to get p. Then you can get the girls who want to give you what you want, instead of settling for the ones who are obviously not good for you. Only settle if you have found a girl who is so special that you don’t want another p anymore.