You like Chinese girls, huh? And you want to date them.
My friend Paul wanted the same. Now he’s married to a beautiful woman who was born in Chengdu and lives with him in Germany. He’s my best friend and his wife, now that I know her for a couple of years, is one of my closest female friends.
She’s fun, beautiful, intelligent…the whole package.
He met her on this Chinese dating site, but that’s not of interest now. What’s far more interesting is that his wife agreed to an interview with me. I wanted to understand everything about meeting and dating Chinese women.
She was willing to tell me…
- The truth about their agenda and why the leftover women are a blessing for Western men.
- What the real patriarchy has to do with the fact that they’re seeking American men.
- Why picking up Chinese babes on Facebook is the dumbest idea ever.
- Why dating these girls is like carrying a 5-year-old Koala…and why you will love it.
This is not one of these boring “10 tips” articles that only talk about their soft light skin, long legs, and straight black hair.
This is the ultimate truth from a Chinese woman who dated and is now married to a Western man…
14 Secrets of Chinese Girls and Their True Agenda
Understanding Chinese women is harder than understanding the theory of relativity. Or at least I thought so until Lucy poured out her heart.
I call my friend’s wife Lucy. He’s cool with the fact that I use his real name. She isn’t. In fact, she told me that she will, and I cite “chop off your balls and use them as Christmas decoration” if I mention her real name on this site.
That’s why I call her Lucy because everyone knows Lucy Liu.
After she threatened me to take my precious balls, I thought that the answer to the question “what are Chinese women like?” must be crazy, violent, and insane.
Well, I was wrong. Here’s what they are really like…
1. Chinese American Women are Not the Real Deal
“No matter if she’s an American born Chinese girl or if she has been born in Germany, the UK, or Bolivia, she’s not a REAL Chinese woman.”
I still don’t know how she came up with Bolivia, but I think you get the point.
What if you’re looking for advice on how to date a Chinese girl in America?
She might look Chinese, but her values are Western. No big difference.
It’s far more interesting to date a girl from Beijing or Shanghai and maybe even one from Guangzhou…
2. Beijing, Shanghai Should Be Your Second Choice
“Stay away from the girls in Beijing and Shanghai!”
Okay, let me take back what I just said a moment ago. According to Lucy, you should stay away from these two cities because…
- Beijing and Shanghai girls are too westernized.
- They consider work more important than family.
- They are spoilt and high-maintenance.
- These two cities are overrun by foreigners.
In other words, if the girl you’re talking to online is from a small town aka a city with less than 10 million people, you can meet thousands of traditional Chinese girls who…
- Are Down to earth.
- Believe in traditional gender roles.
- Would give their arm for meeting a man like you.
3. Rich Chinese Women are Desperate
This was a hard pill to swallow.
I didn’t believe her. I couldn’t. The idea that it’s easier to seduce a glamorous Chinese model with cash than a poor farmer girl blew my mind. It sounded too good to be true.
Then she explained it to me.
“The richer she is, the higher the chance that she is single, lonely, and that she can’t find a man who wants to date her. There’s one thing that you need to understand about Chinese men. A German man might be okay with the fact that his partner earns more. A Chinese man is intimidated by that and will never accept it.”
I was still skeptical until she told me that successful Chinese women know that a relationship with a Western man is their only chance to not get suppressed.
Somehow it makes sense.
4. The Leftover Women in China are Even More Desperate
Have you ever heard of the Chinese leftover women?
In China you are considered a leftover woman if you’re over 30 and still not married. Yep, in the West it’s normal. In the East it’s a shame, a disgrace, and a reason to cry in front of a camera.
While women in the West believe that it’s easy to meet prince charming beyond the age of forty, young Chinese women at the age of 27 are less deluded. They know that the clock is ticking.
What does that mean for your dating success in China?
It means that about 90% of the single women over 27 would love to date you.
Heck, they will talk about marriage on the second date. Chinese men don’t want to marry a 31-year-old woman, but a lonely 31-year-old Chinese lady would be happy to marry a 51-year-old Western man.
5. Accept that Cute Chinese Women Act Like 5-Year-Old Children
Just because a woman is older than 20 doesn’t mean that she’s mature. Mature Chinese women do not exist, no matter how old they are.
I guarantee you that your future Chinese girlfriend…
- Gets cute temper tantrums.
- Acts like a 14-year-old child (at least most of the time).
- Has more than 32 teddy bears in her bedroom.
I hope I can keep my balls because I’m not allowed to reveal this but I love taking risks…
Lucy told me that Paul wanted to remove all the teddy bears from the bed before they had sex for the first time. I think I would do the same.
6. Don’t Get Blinded by Gorgeous Chinese Women
“Some of them wear so much makeup that you can’t resist them. Just remember that Chinese girls without makeup look worse than with makeup. And they might have a smelly butt.”
Thanks for the advice…I guess.
What she’s trying to say is that Chinese women know how to make a man stop and stare. They do everything to look feminine. They wear necklaces, beautiful dresses, and bracelets in areas where I didn’t know you could wear them. Oh, and they love to present their slim bodies, their long legs and their even longer hair.
When I asked Lucy why she cut her hair after she got married, she just smiled. Paul didn’t smile.
7. Do Chinese Girls Like White Guys?
Chinese women love white men, just like all the other Asian girls.
They are conditioned to believe that dating a white guy is like winning the jackpot in candy crush.
Heck, scientists even believe that the fact that they are so obsessed with white skin and having light-skinned partners because of a mutation of the OCA2 gene about 15.224 years ago.
No matter if it’s because of their culture or their genetics, it’s easy for a white guy like me to find a girlfriend or wife in this big-ass country.
8. Do Chinese Women Like Black Men?
Lucy doesn’t. That’s why she married Paul.
In case you are black, I’m sorry to say this, but I don’t want to change her answers just to appear politically correct. The harsh truth is that dating Chinese women as a black man is hard.
In fact, one of Lucy’s friends was in a relationship with a black man while she studied in the UK…until her parents threatened to disinherit her.
Yes, it’s difficult, but it’s not impossible because things are getting better every day for black people in China…
9. Your Chinese Mail Order Bride Will Learn Your Language
Do you know how long it took Lucy to learn German?
German is one of the most difficult languages in the world. I know this because I’m a native speaker and I still can’t speak properly. I’m not kidding when I say that Chinese mail order brides are experts in acquiring language skills.
What if you’re an English native speaker?
She’ll be able to communicate with you within 6 months or less. Their work ethic is unbelievable.
10. The Women in China Know How to Work Hard
Speaking of work ethic…
Don’t be intimidated when some of the girls you’ll meet online can’t meet you on the same day. They will reply, but they might be busy studying two degrees at the same time or finishing their PhD.
Why do you think there are so many beautiful AND successful Chinese women who can’t find a man?
They have an incredible work ethic. Just don’t be intimidated by it and you can enjoy the company of a feminine and successful woman.
11. Beautiful Chinese Women Speak Loud as Fuck
One of the biggest disadvantages of dating a Chinese woman:
And no, I’m not talking about her screaming in bed. I’m talking about her screaming no matter where she is. If you have ever been in a hotel with more than 10 Chinese guests, you know exactly what I mean.
You go insane.
During our interview, I had to remind her 353 times that I sit right next to her. She still screamed in my left ear. Now I have a tinnitus.
12. Don’t Date a Chinese Girl If You’re Greedy
“Chinese women can be very materialistic. And we can’t deal with money. There are a lot of gold diggers. But I’m the opposite.”
I know that she is not a gold digger because she comes from a quite wealthy family and she supports Paul more than he supports her (at least financially). But I also know that Chinese women love to spend money on luxury items.
Remember, this was once (and somehow still is) a communist country. Today it’s the most materialistic country in the world.
Your Chinese girlfriend wants to enjoy the blessings (or shall I call them curses?) of the materialistic revolution. No handbag is too expensive for her.
13. Chinese Women Are Seeking American Men Because of the Patriarchy
I’m not a tigglypuff who screams “the patriarchy must fall!” while having a temper tantrum, but it’s time to talk about the patriarchy.
Bear with me for a second. What I’m about to say answers the question “do Chinese women like American men?”
I’m not talking about the imaginary patriarchy in the West. No, I’m talking about the reason why millions of beautiful Chinese women are seeking American men and men from other Western countries
It’s because of the cultural differences between the USA and China.
She wants to be your loyal wife because it gives her more freedom than being single in her home country. She would be happy to enjoy the freedom in the oh-so-evil Western patriarchy.
14. What Do Chinese Women Like? Stability
Are Chinese girls easy?
Come on, I know that you’re asking yourself this question. Every man who wants to date Chinese women wants to know that.
Here’s what Lucy says:
“Most Chinese girls are looking for stability because China is a chaotic country where everyone works at least 10 hours a day. Then there’s the pressure from her family to find a boyfriend and to get married. The idea of having a stable relationship with a Western man can be so enticing that a lot of girls will sleep with you the first night. So yes, Chinese girls are easy, but they don’t want to be promiscuous. They are looking for stability.”
I leave you with that.
10 Secrets to Search, Find and Meet Chinese Girls
Now you know why they are considered easy.
But do you also know where you can meet thousands of Chinese women who are looking for Western men?
Lucy told me everything.
- She told me where she met her husband (I already knew that).
- She told me why you should meet girls from Chengdu (I had no idea).
- She gave me a rant about Chinese party sluts (you’ll love it).
And she gave a motivation speech that makes Martin Luther King Jr’s “I have a dream” speech look like a haiku…
15. The Beautiful Women of China are a Minority (So What?)
“There are more men than women, but that doesn’t mean shit! You are a Western man goddammit! Man up, sign up on an online dating site, and chat with girls. We don’t bite. These girls are looking for you and you waste your time masturbating to Japanese porn because you think that you have no chance in a country that has more men than women. For fucks sake, these girls signed up on the online dating site because they want to meet foreign men and NOT because they want to meet Chinese men. Take action!”
That’s just the translation. It sounded way more aggressive in German. Her husband was hiding behind the sofa.
The moral of the story:
The Chinese Gender imbalance is real but so what?
Take your chance!
16. Lucy Met Paul on China Love Cupid
Lucy met her husband Paul on China Love Cupid. They met a couple of years ago when this dating site was still called Chineselovelinks.
I don’t want to repeat how shocked I was when my best friend Paul told me that he met a girl on a Chinese online dating site and that he planned to marry her. I already shared this story in my Chinese Love Links review.
Ah fuck it! I will link to it anyway.
I have to because otherwise you might not believe me that…
- I sent 80 messages and received 62 replies.
- I had a response rate of 77.5%.
- The girls who replied could speak English.
17. Are You Looking for Chinese Brides for Marriage? Do This
“No matter if you are looking for a girlfriend or for a wife, focus on the traditional girls!”
That’s her advice and I can’t blame her for giving it.
Let’s face it. Marrying a Chinese woman is a huge step.
You will find a lot of beautiful Chinese women for marriage on China Love Cupid…thousands of them. They all want to find a husband but not all of them deserve you as a husband.
Don’t blindly believe that a woman has traditional values and wants to be your loyal wife, just because she was born in a traditional country. It might be ten times harder to sleep with a traditional Chinese woman, but it’s also ten times more rewarding in the long-run.
Paul smiled when Lucy talked about how she kept him waiting. They are happy.
18. Message to Your Belly: Search for Chinese Single Women in Guangzhou
Okay, China Love Cupid is the best Chinese dating site. And if you’re looking for a serious relationship you should look for traditional girls outside of Beijing and Shanghai.
So, where should you search?
Well, in case you are a foodie, you should look for girls in Guangzhou because the food is so damn good.
While I dream about the Guangzhou cuisine, my friend Paul looks like grumpy cat. Lucy is from Chengdu, a city where they cook Sichuan food, which is spicy as hell. I’m used to Thai food but when Lucy cooks, I cry tears of pain.
19. You Will Find a Chinese Wife in Chengdu
Yes, the food is so spicy that you’ll have diarrhea after your first date, but the women are incredibly beautiful. Maybe it’s because they eat chilly all day.
Chengdu is known as the city with the most beautiful Chinese women.
According to Lucy, Chengdu girls are more beautiful than Shanghai girls and less stuck-up and materialistic. But I don’t know if I can trust her on this because she’s one of them.
All I know is that the search function in China love Cupid makes it easy to chat with as many gorgeous Chengdu girls as you want.
20. Picking Up Chinese Girls on Facebook is the Dumbest Idea Ever
A couple of weeks ago I received an email with the question “how can I meet Chinese girls on Facebook?”
You won’t find many Chinese girls on Facebook unless they live in Hong Kong because it’s blocked on the mainland. Feel free to delete your Facebook messenger, Snapchat and WhatsApp.
The only thing you’ll need is WeChat. Every girl in this country has WeChat.
21. Looking for a Chinese Girlfriend in a Club is the Second Dumbest Idea Ever
“They are all whores, bitches, prostitutes and CENSORED…”
Sorry, but I have to censor the other words she used.
You have to understand that my friend’s wife comes from a wealthy but traditional family. She was not allowed to go to clubs. None of her friends ever went to a club. She told me that every Chinese girl who goes to clubs is a slut and comes from a bad family.
I guess she’s exaggerating, but I agree with her on one thing:
Clubs are terrible for meeting sane, sober, and loyal women.
22. You Can Also Meet Sweet Chinese Girls at a Tea Ceremony Class
“What the heck is a tea ceremony class?” I hear you asking.
Well, it’s a class where you learn how to make, prepare, and serve tea. And yes, I know that no human being with a Y chromosome gives a flying fuck about that. But that’s not the point.
The point is that young Chinese girls go to tea ceremony classes.
- You are the only man among dozens of beautiful girls.
- You are the only foreigner in the class.
- It’s not creepy because you can say that you want to experience the local culture.
Guess what the attendees want to experience with you.
23. And You Can Meet Beautiful Sexy Chinese Girls in an English Class
I’m German. I could take an English class and say that I want to work for an international company in China. 80% of the people who take an English class in China are women.
What if you’re American, Australian, or British? Work as an English teacher and say that you always wanted to teach English in to foreigners. Did I mention that 80% of the people who take an English class in China are women?
“You can seduce one of your students…hehehe”
Her laugh was really evil. Paul looked shocked.
24. One Last Tip Before I Show You How to Get a Chinese Girlfriend
There’s one more thing you have to know BEFORE your first date:
Dating Chinese women is like dating a CIA agent.
- You will be questioned.
- She wants to know everything about you.
- She’ll get upset if you try to keep a secret.
Remember that these girls are looking for a partner and not for a one-night stand. She wants to make sure that you’re the right guy for her and that she’s the right woman for you.
Prepare yourself. That’s all I want to say.
11 Secrets that Help YOU to Get a Chinese Girlfriend
Why should you go to a tea ceremony?
What should you do on the first date?
Survive her Interview!
You now understand Chinese women AND you know where to meet them. But you still don’t know what you have to do to turn the stranger from China Love Cupid into your loyal girlfriend.
Continue if you’re ready to find out…
25. Getting a Chinese Girlfriend is Not the Problem
Again, a few motivational words from Lucy:
“You don’t have to do much to get a Chinese girlfriend. We are crazy for foreigners because we believe that everything from the West is better, even the men. I guess that happens when a whole economy is based on copying shit from the West. They are so obsessed with white skin that they run around with an umbrella in the summer. The thought of making cute half-white babies with you makes their pussies wet.”
It is easy to find a Chinese girlfriend, but it’s a lot harder to attract the right girl.
Paul stared at her like a deer in the headlights.
“Do you…do you still take the pill?” he asked with a shocked face.
26. How to Go on a Date with a Chinese Girl: Plan and Execute
“Just ask her where she wants to go and when she has time.”
If you ever get this advice from a guy who supposedly was in China, you know that he’s lying. That’s not how it works in the land of the red dragon. The only way to get a date in this country is by following this simple three-step model:
- Tell her that you want to go on a date with her.
- Tell her where you want her to meet.
- Tell her when she should show up (and say that you expect her to be on time).
She might even be on time. I mean, you’re not in Thailand. But she will only show up if YOU plan the date while she can fulfill her role as a passive woman.
27. Explain Why You Are Perfect for Each Other (According to the Chinese Horoscope Compatibility)
Have you ever heard of the Chinese Astrology compatibility?
According to my friend’s wife, Chinese women believe in star sign or zodiac love compatibility, however you want to call it. I have to be honest. I have absolutely no idea what that is nor have I heard of it prior to my interview with Lucy.
All I know (now) is that a lot of girls believe in it.
Have a look at this article if you want to find out more.
28. Sexy Chinese Babes Want to Be More than Hot
Remember what I said about the patriarchy?
Chinese women hate the fact that they live in a culture that doesn’t value women. I mean, not so long ago female babies were killed and aborted. It’s a culture where women are seen as beautiful objects, not as valuable members of society.
That’s why it’s your job to show her that she’s a valuable human being.
Appreciate her characteristics, her qualities, her behavior, her humor, her opinion. No matter what you appreciate, your appreciation will melt her heart.
29. Even the Hottest Girl in China Wants to Have Longer Legs and Lighter Skin
What if you still want to give her a compliment on her looks?
Focus on these three body parts:
- Her light skin (even if she has darker skin)
- Her long legs (even if they look like French fries)
- Her style (even if she looks like the girl in the picture below)
Just don’t say something along the lines of “have you had a plastic surgery?” or “I love your dark skin my cute chocolate fudge.”
30. Don’t Ever Talk About the Difference between Chinese and Japanese Women
No matter what you do, don’t ever compare Chinese with Japanese women. Yes, talking about Vietnamese women and Korean women is okay, but talking about Japanese girls is a NOT okay. Don’t do it. You will regret it and your balls might regret it too.
There’s one thing that the people in the land of the red dragon hate more than anything else: Japan
Watch this video if you’re interested in the history (WARNING: graphical content):
All you have to know is that you will never get a Chinese girlfriend if you compare her with Japanese women.
Quick story: On her birthday I gave Lucy a cake with a Japanese flag. Her facial expression was priceless.
31. How to Seduce a Chinese woman: Be a Gentleman
Be a gentleman, but don’t be a generous gentleman.
In other words, be different than the local guys. Don’t try to buy her. Instead, seduce her. Don’t try to compete with your credit card. Compete with your charm and your appreciation for her.
I know, it sounds simple, too simple. But it works.
You are not in the West. You don’t need to act. You just need to be…and to open the goddamn door for her.
32. Dating Chinese Girls is About Making the Right Jokes
“It’s not that Chinese girls have no humor. We just don’t understand sarcasm.”
That’s so true.
I still remember the first time I made a sarcastic joke. No, I don’t mean the birthday cake with the Japanese flag.
Lucy didn’t get it. She looked at me like THIS…
Then I did it again…and again…and another joke. Now that she and my best friend are already married for almost one year, she finally gets it.
33. How to Impress Chinese Girls with Your Cultural Knowledge
Don’t be an ignorant jerk. Period.
- Study the Chinese culture.
- Learn one or two things about the local dating culture (you’re doing this right now)
- Tell her that you love the Chinese culture.
“I don’t need to know anything about the culture to tell her that I love it” you might say.
Well, that’s true, but what if she asks “WHY?”
Now you’re screwed.
Do your homework and you can give her the feeling that you’re not just here because of the women. She needs this.
34. Sex with Chinese Women Can be Dangerous
I wanted to share this before I tell you the truth about dating a Chinese girl, even though Paul threatened me to order a ladyboy hooker to my house if I don’t keep this a secret.
Another risk I have to take.
Here are a few things you need to know about Chinese women and sex:
- Chinese sex culture in two words: No education.
- Contraceptive use: Only 1.7% of married women are on the pill (most single women don’t take it either)
- Orgasms: Men have them, right?
“Before I met Paul, I didn’t even know the purpose of my clitoris.”
I laughed so hard when Lucy said this that I coughed like a chainsmoker.
The moral of the story:
Don’t assume that she’s on the pill just because she doesn’t ask you to put on a condom. She has probably never seen either of these things.
Oh, and give her an orgasm. She will be yours forever.
35. Jackie Chan Approves of Dating a Girl from China
Do you still feel guilty about wanting a Chinese girlfriend?
- Maybe you feel ashamed that you have yellow fever (Psst…I have it too).
- Maybe a white girl you know told you that dating Asian girls is weird.
- Maybe you are still not sure if you should read my China Love Cupid review.
Don’t worry. It’s totally okay to have the desire to have Chinese gf. Jackie Chan says that it’s cool so it’s cool.
10 Secrets You Must Know about Dating a Chinese Woman
Just because she’s from the land of the red dragon doesn’t mean that she’s a dragon.
“Chinese girls are the best girlfriends!”
That’s what Lucy said. But I think we all can agree that this statement is biased. That’s why I wanted to know more. So I asked her a few questions.
Here are the answers…
36. Do Chinese Women Cheat? Not if You Are Serious
“It’s pretty simple. If you play with her, she will look for another guy who hopefully doesn’t play with her. And yes, she will sleep with this guy because she wants stability and if you’re not willing to give her stability, she will continue her search.”
She wants to be your loyal partner, but she expects the same from you.
It makes sense. Her mother told her that finding the right man should be her number one priority. That’s why she does everything to get you (sleep with you fast) and everything to keep you (stay loyal).
37. How to Get a Chinese Girl to Like You: Meet Her Parents
Are you serious about her? Meet her parents
Sorry, but there’s no way around it. Her parents want to meet you and she wants you to meet her parents. That’s the tradition. It’s THE most important ritual in the Chinese dating culture.
Remember how I told you to study the Chinese culture?
If you follow this advice, meeting her parents will be fun. If you don’t know the difference between China and Japan, it will be your last day on earth.
38. Keep in Mind that Hot Chinese Girls Have Nasty Grandmothers
Her family wants to meet her boyfriend. But they are suspicious. You have a long nose, big eyes, and what if you want to pimp their daughter? You could be a sex offender…or a Japanese man who had a plastic surgery. Who knows?
Oh, and her grandmother will hate you. You can’t change an old Chinese lady.
The stigma of dating foreigners is much higher in China than in the Philippines or in Thailand where it’s already a part of the culture. A couple of decades ago there were no foreigners. You might be the first alien her grandmother sees.
But at least her mom will love you because she already imagines cute half-Asian grandchildren.
39. Attractive Chinese Women Practice Radical Honesty
Asian women are submissive. They never say what they think. They are afraid of conflict.
Does that sound familiar?
Yes, some Asian women are like that. Not the women in China. They practice radical honesty.
- You stink? She will tell you.
- Your shirt looks terrible? She will tell you.
- She doesn’t like your haircut? She will take you to the hairdresser.
I love this about Lucy. She has no problem with telling Paul how much his style sucks (it really does).
That’s true love.
40. Jealousy is a Common Characteristic among Chinese Women
There’s one thing that Chinese men are not and that’s monogamous.
That’s why there are millions of Chinese girls with trust issues, paranoia, and jealousy attacks that remind of Donald Ducks temper tantrums.
“Remember when you freaked out because I talked to this other Chinese girl I met at the library?” Paul interrupted our interview.
This moment proved everything Lucy told me. She looked at him as if she wanted to kill him…slowly. I guess even the kindest woman can turn into a monster when she’s jealous.
41. Chinese Women are Not Afraid to Get Naked with Their Friends
You’re imagine five naked Chinese girls showering together, am I right?
But that’s not what I mean by getting naked. I’m talking about revealing emotions, stories, and secrets. And these sexy Asian ladies are extremely good at this.
A Thai girl would never tell her friends about her relationship, her sex life, and the size of your dingdong. A Chinese girl, however, has no problem with that. Just don’t be surprised when her 1000 closest friends know everything about you, her, and your relationship.
42. Do Chinese Women Like Sex? Yes, Even Before Marriage
Okay, let’s talk about getting naked…the real way.
I already told you that they have no sexual education and that most of them don’t know the difference between the pill and M&Ms.
- So, do they actually like sex?
- And how are Chinese girls in bed?
- What is it like to have sex with a Chinese girl?
Paul wanted to open his mouth, but Lucy shut him up.
I guess she was afraid that he would reveal too much. That’s why I have to answer your questions with another one of Lucy’s quotes.
“Like I already mentioned, before I met Paul, I didn’t even know what sexual pleasure is. That’s one reason why the idea of dating a foreigner was so enticing. You guys know what you do. A lot of the local guys have no clue because their parents didn’t educate them, the school didn’t educate them, and porn is banned (source). You just have to give a Chinese woman oral sex and show her a few kinky techniques and she will be willing to learn from you.”
43. Dating a Chinese Girl is Like Carrying a Koala
Have you ever carried a Koala?
That’s what it’s like to date a Chinese woman.
When Lucy tried to explain how clingy they can be, Paul nodded with his head. He looked like this guy…
They want stability and whenever they are afraid to lose it, they cling to you like a Koala. Some guys love it. Some guys hate it. Accept it because you can’t change it.
44. This is Why Dating in China is Fun for Foreigners
One reason why your Chinese girlfriend treats you like a king is because her mom conditioned her to believe that losing a man is the most shameful event in the history of shameful events. The only thing that’s worse is not finding a man.
- She cooks for you.
- She pleases you.
- She washes your stinky boxers.
Yes, she does it because she loves you but she also does it because she wants to make mommy proud. And mommy doesn’t like it when her daughter is single.
45. One Last Message for Everyone Who is Looking for a Beautiful Chinese Women for Marriage
You are dating a Chinese mail order bride and NOT a Western woman.
Just because you get married doesn’t mean that your sex life goes down the drain.
Yes, she will be passive in bed but that’s her role. That shouldn’t stop you from having kinky sex with Chinese school girl and college girl outfits. Encourage her to have fun and your marriage will be great.
I know that this is one of the secrets of Paul’s and Lucy’s successful marriage because I’ve seen the costumes in their closet.
6 Secret Tips for Not Getting Kicked Out By Your Chinese Girlfriend (or Wife)
Sometimes I wonder how Paul managed to not get kicked out of the house. I mean, Lucy is everything that he’s not.
- She has style.
- She has an incredible work ethic.
- She is so kind that it makes you want to hug her.
Don’t get me wrong. They are happy and I have no intention to steal her from him. All I want to say is that she plays in the league of awesome while he decided to stay in the league of average (sorry buddy, but you know that it’s true).
Marrying a Chinese girl is easy.
Staying married and enjoying a healthy and happy relationship is another challenge.
Are you ready for this challenge?
46. She Wants to Get Married as Fast as Possible. Period
Did I just say that marrying a Chinese girl is easy?
Yes, I did and here’s why:
According to an exploratory study of dating and martial preferences among Chinese young adults that was conducted by Dr. Gregory Mavrides, merely 62% of the female respondents agreed with the statement that it is best to date and to marry only one man in the course of their life.
That’s the scientific proof that marriage is damn important in the Chinese culture. She wants you to ask as soon as possible.
47. I Want to Marry a Chinese Woman! Then Buy a House
How to marry a Chinese woman: Buy her a house or a new apartment.
It’s up to you, but that’s the only way to win the love of her granny. Ah, who cares about that dinosaur? You don’t need to buy a house or apartment for your future wife, right?
Some Chinese women still believe that it’s only appropriate to live with a man and to get married when the man has a house. Remember their stability fetish?
But there is hope.
According to Professor Hu Guangwei from the Sichuan Academy of Social science, naked marriages become more and more popular among young couples.
And no, naked marriages are not what you think...
48. How to Please a Chinese Woman: Ching, Chang, Chong
That’s all I understand when Lucy talks to her mom on the phone. Ching, chang, chong is also all that Paul understands when she speaks Chinese to him. Apparently, this moron studies Chinese for almost a year and he still doesn’t get it.
Nevertheless, she wants him to continue.
On the one hand, she does it because she wants to torture him. Yeah, I’m pretty sure about that. On the other hand, the Chinese language is such an important part of their culture that they want their partner to speak at list a few words.
Make an effort and you’ll get brownie points.
49. I Love Chinese Women! What About Their Nicknames for You?
Which nickname do you preferred?
- Crippled frog
- Cute fat piggy
- Stinky rat
The choice is not easy but I would choose the cute fat piggy, even though I’m skinny like a toothpick.
The point is:
Chinese girls love to give their boyfriends weird nicknames and even though they sound offensive, they are not. That’s their way of showing affection. They think weird nicknames are cute and you should program yourself to think the same.
Or maybe I’m wrong and she really hates Paul…
50. Chinese Women are Seeking Men Who Can Keep Face
Keeping face is important when you do business in China. It’s even more important when you’re in a relationship with a local girl.
The number one thing you must avoid is to lose face or make others lose face.
- Offend one of her relatives and they’ll lose face. You’re done.
- Cause drama in public and she’ll lose face. You’re done.
- Start a fight with her in front of anyone (even her cat) and you both lose face. You’re done.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Swallow your anger until you can release it in the gym…or throw her cat out of the window. Just don’t lose face.
51. Good Luck Talking to your Chinese Wife about REAL Medicine
Paul tried it a million times. He’s still not successful.
During our interview he told me that he won’t give up. While he said this, Lucy looked at him with a smile on her face that said “I will make you eat ginger for the rest of your life.” Good luck trying to convince your future Chinese girlfriend or wife that herbal tea is not the same as antibiotics.
But hey, at least she can cook a delicious herb soup for you when you are sick. Just don’t forget to remind her that one particular pill is really, really important.
Summed Up Wisdom
“So, you want to know everything about Dating Chinese women, huh?”
That’s how my interview with Lucy started. I thought it would take me about an hour to understand the fact that Chinese women are looking for a stable relationship, why they are easy (not in the way you think), and why the so-called leftover women are even more desperate than the rich girls.
I was wrong. We ended up talking for more than three hours. It took me at least another hour to understand why they are so jealous, why they want to get married after a couple of weeks (sometimes days) and why losing face is deadly and a naked marriage the latest trend.
Read the article and you’ll discover even more secrets about meeting and dating Chinese girls.