“My life sucks!”
I am really sorry that you are one of the few people on this planet who hate their life and who wish every day that they finally wake up from the nightmare they are trapped in.
I know how paralyzing it is to feel sorry for yourself. About two years ago I was in the same position as you are in today. I thought that the only way to make my life a bit more exciting was by jumping from the rooftop of a very, very high building. Even though there was a time when I was so bored and frustrated that I actually thought of killing myself, I don’t feel sorry for you.
Maybe you are disappointed because you hoped for some sympathy. Well, you won’t get it. The reason why I won’t have pity on you is because I know from my own experience that showing you how sorry I feel for you won’t help you at all.
The only thing that pity would lead to is a feeling of validation for your current state of mind. The feelings of compassionateness that I would send to you would only motivate you to think that it is okay to NOT change anything about your situation. That’s the last thing that I want.
My job is to help you and not to say what you want to hear.
Now you know that I lied when I said that I am sorry, but was it also a lie when I told you are only one of a few people who have to go through the same?
Well, this might have been an understatement.
The truth is that there are millions of people out there whose life philosophy is that it can’t get any worse than it is right now. The World Health Organization published a report in which they claim that 1 in 4 people suffer from mental disorders.
If you consider that about 25% of our population suffers from depression, anxiety attacks and other mental illnesses you are by far not alone when you say “my life sucks!”
Of course there are women and men who think that their life sucks, but because I don’t want to write about how to survive the fact that Justin Bieber is in Jail again or how to not commit suicide when nobody likes your new profile picture on Facebook, I decided to write this article not for women but for you and all the other men who think that their life sucks .
My Life Sucks Even Without My Shitty Job
“My life sucks!”
It is easy to say that you have a life that isn’t really worth living and that everything you do is just a way of distracting yourself from the sad reality that you are wasting one second after another. It is a lot harder to say WHY you don’t like your current situation.
In every article that I read about improving your current situation the authors listed over and over again that a dead-end job is the major reason for an unhappy life.
I think that this is not entirely true.
Of course it sucks when you have a job that you don’t like, but the only thing you have to do in order to change that is to apply for another job. You don’t have to step out of your comfort zone and you don’t have to overcome your fears. You can even use the exact same application that you used to get your old job.
Is that really so difficult?
It’s not and deep down you know that your career might be a side effect but can never be the true reason why you are miserable. Let’s talk about your career for another second.
What is the number one reason why men want to have an amazing career, a reputable job and the status symbols that this path brings along?
It is definitely not because they want to please their grandmother.
I said it before and I say it again: The number one motivation why men want to achieve anything in life is the prospect of sex.
Career + Money = Sex
You can either say that I lie and continue to talk yourself into believing that the reason why you want to get a good job in a big corporation is because you love to run around in a suit all day long, or you can finally be honest with yourself and admit that you just want to tell women that you are a successful manager.
Why Freud Knows Your Problem
I don’t know if you are familiar with the theories of Sigmund Freud but I personally agree with a lot of stuff that he says and I don’t just say that because we speak the same language. On the one hand, I respect him for the fact that he got famous, even though he was a professed seducer (just like me). On the other hand I totally agree with the fact that the root of all misery in this world are repressed and unfulfilled sexual desires.
You might think that I and my buddy Sigmund exaggerate it with our belief that the only reason why you say “my life sucks!” is because you have not enough pussy juice around your dick, but if you really think about it you will realize that we are right. The chance that unfulfilled sexual desires are the root of your problems is way higher than the chance that your job or your financial situation is the cause of your misery.
None of the guys who told me that they hate their life had to eat from the garbage bin. They all had a decent income, a place to live and a job they didn’t hate.
What they all had in common was the fact that they had a non-existent sex life.
God, how long do you want to continue to lie to yourself?
Before I am going to make it easy for you to find out why your life sucks, I want you to think about the worst case scenario. Maybe your wife got fat and you have to vomit when you even think about seeing her naked. Maybe you are still a virgin and you could cry whenever you think about the fact that you never felt the warm and wet feeling of a pussy around your dick.
Now I want you to imagine what would happen if you would do what 99% of men do.
What would happen if you don’t change anything?
It is up to you if you believe me and read this article till the end. It is also up to you if you put my advice into practice, or if you decide to call me an idiot for saying that your sexual frustration is the true reason for your misery.
It is your decision if you want to live your life in quiet desperation while you are telling yourself that you will have the balls to get a divorce…one day. It is also your decision if you continue to wait for the day when a naked woman will stand in front of your apartment and asks you if she can take your virginity.
I give you a hint. In both cases this day will never come unless you create it. Nothing will change until you take action. If you want to continue to say “my life sucks!” you should close this article right now. In case you are willing to take action and to begin next week by screaming “my life is amazing!” you should continue reading.
The Real Reasons Why Your Life Sucks
No matter if you are banging a blue whale or if you are still a virgin…
Something in your life is not how it should be.
If you say “my life sucks!” I can guarantee you that your dream life and your reality differ a lot. All you have to ask yourself is whether or not you are currently having sex with the girl (or the girls) that you really want to have in your bed.
Even though I personally think that the best way to live an amazing life is by becoming a Global Seducer and having sexual adventures with women all around the globe, I don’t say that you instantly need to buy a plane ticket to Cebu and start to seduce one Filipina after another.
Maybe you are already living in the relationship form that is perfect for you and your only problem is that the person you choose to be together with is definitely not your first choice.
No matter what it is, it is time to wake up, to rethink your past actions and to turn your most amazing dreams into reality. This is easier than you think. There are basically just two things that are responsible for your misery.
No Women in Your Life
Have you ever had sex with a woman? If not, we have to change that ASAP.
In case you never had a woman in your bed, or in case the last time you had sex was before the end of the Cold War, you just found out why the sentence “my life sucks!” became your life philosophy.
I know that it sounds brutal but if you’ve reached a certain age and you are still a virgin you can’t be happy. It is simply impossible.
You can only feel like a real man once you had your dick inside a woman’s vagaga. My mission is to help you to get inside that thing.
Maybe you belong to the lucky group of men who found a girl who was willing to hop on your dick but you can’t even remember the last time you had sex.
After I broke up with my ex-girlfriend and before Sasha Daygame taught me how to get the girls in bed that I actually wanted to have in there, I had to survive two months without sex. In case you are saying “my life sucks!” you probably think that two months are nothing. Welll, it was definitely long enough to put me on the edge of lunacy.
The Wrong Woman in Your Life
Can you also have unfulfilled sexual desires and the feeling that your life sucks when you have sex on a regular basis?
Sure. Ask the average married man if he is happy with his life. When he is honest he will tell you how miserable he is.
I don’t say that it is impossible to live in a happy relationship or in a happy marriage.
I am also in a relationship and I am extremely happy with my life. Okay, maybe one reason why I am so happy in my relationship is because my girlfriend is extremely beautiful, loves to please me and allows me to do whatever I want with whoever I want.
If you, however, look at men who chose (or saw themselves forced) to live in traditional relationship models you will quickly realize why they have so many reasons to say “my life sucks!” On the one hand, you naturally loose sexual interest in your partner in the course of time. You can run to as many therapy sessions as you want. Eventually, you have to accept that you won’t get your sexual appetite back, unless you change your partner.
On the other hand, your sexual interests can change over time and you might develop certain desires that your partner is not willing to live out with you. If you want to experiment with BDSM femdom and dominatrix play through coc cage usage, and your girlfriend or wife only wants sex with you when you bang her on a bed of red roses, you are in a tight squeeze.
Welcome to a life of misery.
How to Turn “My Life Sucks!” Into “My Life Rocks!”
What is the secret to end your misery?
What pill do you have to swallow to finally live your dream life?
What pick up line do you have to remember in order to have sex with the woman of your dreams?
Exactly this way of thinking is the reason why so many men say “my life sucks!” and why they continue to say it until they die. This way of looking at life is the reason why pick up companies who try to sell you a magic pick up line (that doesn’t exist) and companies who try to sell you the wonder pill that solves all your problems (that also doesn’t exist), are so freaking rich.
I have never met a man who answered with “no” when I asked him if he wants to be successful with women but I have met hundreds of men/male who answered with “no”, once I asked them if they are willing to do XYZ to reach this level of success.
There is no wonder pill, no magic pick up line and the day when a naked woman will knock on your door before she begs you to take her. Unless you take action and change your life, you will say “my life sucks!” until the worms start to eat your face.
What Do YOU Want?
Forget about the lie that you only have to snap your fingers and pray to god that he will let vaginas rain from the sky.
Instead of wasting your time with things that promise a quick fix but lead to nothing, you should start to think about what YOU really want out of life.
Do you want to stay a virgin until the rest of your life or do you finally want to have sex with professional models?
Do you want to stay in a relationship with a woman who eats Prozac like Smarties and who slowly but steadily ruins your life, or do you want to be in a relationship with a beautiful and caring woman who loves you and her life?
Do you want to continue saying “my life sucks!” until we have to close the coffin, or do you want to start saying “my life rocks!” after you finished reading this article?
Become a Fearless Warrior
I really hope for you and especially for your future children that might end up in jail because they were raised by a psychologically ill mother, that you decide to change your life and to finally leave your “my life sucks attitude” behind you.
What do you need in order to live a life that my buddy Sigmund Freud and I would define as a never-ending trip to paradise?
How can you leave all your sexual frustration and therefore all your misery behind you?
Well, you have to learn how to seduce women, but before you can learn that you have to be able to go up to a woman without peeing yourself. You have to get rid of your approach anxiety, defeat your social anxieties and become confident in your own skin.
You have to become a fearless warrior.
What is a fearless warrior? A fearless warrior is a man who isn’t afraid of anything but his own death. A fearless warrior is a man who doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks of him and who goes for what he wants, no matter how many naysayers talk him into believing that he will fail.
Ignore the Naysayers
Believe me when I say that you will have a lot of naysayers who want you to stay the miserable piece of shit that you think you are. Some of them try to hold you back on purpose and others do it because they want to protect you.
When I decided that I don’t want to say “my life sucks!” anymore and booked the bootcamp with Sasha Daygame there was not one person who supported me. My male friends said I was crazy, my female friends made fun of me and my parents thought I am insane.
If I would have listened to the naysayers I would have never started this website.
What about today? My false friends are gone, my true friends know what I do and ask me for dating advice, I had sex with one of my female friends who laughed the loudest and my parents are proud that I became such a self-confident and happy young man.
Become a fearless warrior and don’t listen to the people who are scared that you will become more powerful than they have ever been.
The Path of the Global Seducer
Are you fearless enough to talk to a hot girl on the street without yourself?
Great, now it is time to continue your transformation and to finally leave the “my life sucks attitude” behind you. It is time to learn how to seduce the ladies.
I still remember my first direct approach. It was at the train station of my home town. The seconds I walked up to her felt like hours. I didn’t know what to say, I stumbled, I sweated and the only answer I got from her was a weird facial expression and a way of laughing that women only use when they have just seen something extremely pathetic.
That was my first approach.
I could have given up.
Today I am happy that I didn’t. I approached more women, I had my first dates, I had sex with a model, I started to travel with the goal to seduce the most amazing women that this world has to offer, I founded globalseducer.com and wrote my bestselling book.
Summed Up Wisdom
“My life sucks!”
Well, the reason why your life sucks is not your job. It is easy to apply for a new job but when you are shy, insecure and inexperienced it is not that easy to get a girl in bed. The true reason for every man’s misery can always be traced back to sexual frustration. You have either no girl in your life or you surrounded yourself with a fat whale on psychotropic drugs.
It is not that hard to turn “my life sucks!” into “my life rocks!”, unless you don’t stop believing in magic pills and pick up lines that promise overnight success. The only way to change your life is to take action. Invest some time and really think about what you want out of your life. After you have (hopefully) realized that sex with amazing women is better than no sex at all, you are ready to overcome your fears and to learn how to seduce women. Once you are on the path of the global seducer, your life will become amazing.
Sebastian Harris says
I never said that your life will magically be better once you have sex with a model. But I do believe that the quality of a man’s life is determined by the quality of the women he can attract, at least to a certain extent.
It’s really weird how on one hand you say there are no magic pill in life and then go on to promote the idea that sex with a model is the magic cure for misery.
Beg, borrow, steal, just drag a model to bed and your life will be a breeze. Strange!!
If that was the case then why do you think famous actors and sportsmen around the globe suffer from low self esteem. I am sure they at least have this model thing sorted out, haven’t they.
You promote the same theory that you oppose. People need to find a purpose in life with or without models. Those who lack that suffer. Models have nothing to do with it.
Sebastian Harris says
I admit that a lot of people are passionate about their job and I also have a good friend who studies medicine (that’s actually the reason why I used this example). He told me that he is interested in his subject but when I asked him if he would study 12 hours a day and work sometimes over 15 hours a day once he is finished, if he wouldn’t get the money and especially the social recognition (a lot of men link those two aspects to getting girls), he said “probably not”.
” You can either say that I lie and continue to talk yourself into believing that the reason why you study medicine is because you want to help people, or you can finally be honest with yourself and admit that you just want to tell women that you are a doctor to motivate them to spread their legs for you. ” no i’m sorry but it’s false, a lot of people are really passionate about their job, particularly in the scientific area…