Prague Girls: How to Chase Czech’s Finest

I probably approached more Czech girls last year than women from any other nationality.

Thanks to the fact that the company I worked for did some business in the Czech Republic, I have been to Prague more often than to any other city on the European continent. And thanks to the ten days I joined Sasha Daygame and James Marshall for the infamous Euro Tour, I met some of the most beautiful women that Prague has to offer.

Besides making sure that our contractual partners don’t screw us over and that the Euro Tour students get laid, I used my time to study the dating dynamics in this culturally rich capital.

All I had eyes for was the architecture

I’ll never forget the beautiful smile of the girl with the weird name Barbora (yes, Barbora, not Barbara) when I approached her on the main street. She was actually one of the few girls who didn’t think that I was a drunk British moron, but more on that later.

This article is all about the local women, the false stereotypes we have about them and how to pick them up.

In the following lines I am going to share every tiny and naughty detail I discovered during my 759 trips to the capital of the Czech Republic.

Guess what I have discovered?

Everything you have ever heard about Czech women is a lie!

Okay, not everything, but there are definitely a few misconceptions we have to talk about.

The Stereotypes of Prague Girls 

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you think about the female inhabitants of this eastern European city?

Come on, be honest.

Czech Girls On the Casting Couch

One of the most popular stereotypes about Czech girls is that every single one of them has done some. You can call me a jerk for saying that, but if you talked to men from various countries, you’d know that this is a common belief.

Everyone who has ever seen a movie (I know you have) knows that guy who runs around asking women. In case you are an experienced addict, you probably also know the guy in a minivan and models on a casting couch. 

Despite the fact that this guy has every sexually transmitted disease that has ever been diagnosed, not every girl you see on the streets of Prague has been in one of his movies.

In case you still think that ever girl in this city has been on the black couch of shattered model dreams, you obviously watch way too much . Having a look at this very personal story can help.

Prague Girls Are Easy

Whenever I told one of my German colleagues that I was about to travel to Prague, I got the same answer:

“Oh man, the beer is cheap and the girls are so easy. You will have a great time.”

While I agree that the beer is cheap, I don’t agree with the assertion that the girls are easy. The guys who say that picking up Czech girls is easy are the guys who have never been there.

Everyone who has ever been to this city knows that the dating dynamics are not in your favor.

There are several reasons for that and I am going to discuss every one of them in this article. For now I just want you to understand that what your friends who have never been to this country have told you is nothing but a sweet little lie.

Prague Girls Are Gold Diggers

Prague is well known for its industry, its strip clubs and its vibrant nightlife.

You don’t need a doctor’s degree in psychology to figure out that most men don’t expect to meet the nice girl next door during their trip to the capital. There is just one seduction technique that is believed to work on Czech girls…

Money!

Czech girls are doing for money, they are dancing in strip clubs for money and they hope to meet a stupid foreigner who spends all his money on them. You can’t fool me. I know that you thought about that.

But is it true that all Czech girls are money-hungry gold diggers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZZlyIASicI

The Truth About Prague Girls

I hope you enjoyed the video that obviously shows that not all women in the Czech Republic drop their panties as soon as someone shows them a few thousand crowns.

In case you still think that every single woman in this city is a gold digger who spreads her legs as soon as she sees a camera, a foreigner and a black casting couch, you need to be confronted with the truth about Prague girls.

Have I Jerked Off to You?

Okay, okay, I admit it. Even though the stereotype that all girls are and is way too exaggerated, I can’t deny that it is at least true for some girls.

Oh no! She has been on THAT couch!

I really hate to say that, but I have never been to a country where I have met more girls who have had some experience in the industry.

Maybe that was just bad luck (or luck, depending on how you see it). Maybe it was a coincidence that over 10% of the girls I met admitted that they have earned their money with. Even though none of them ended up on the casting couch (I checked that), the  industry seems to be pretty dominant in this city.

As I already said, the generalization that all girls in this country are actresses is definitely not accurate. However, asking them if they know the casting couch dude and wearing a condom is definitely recommended.

The Classy Czech Lady

Yes, there are strippers, there are prostitutes and there are girls who have been used as human toilets by some high-paying producers.

What can I say? Not all women are classy ladies who only spread their legs when attraction, love and affection are involved.

Nevertheless, there are a lot of beautiful and classy ladies in Prague who you won’t find in any fake taxi and fake agent movie on the web. It is on you to act in a way that attracts them and to go to the places where you can meet them.

The Best Places to Meet Girls in Prague

Where do you meet the stars and starlets of the Czech’s industry?

Once again I have to point to the infamous…

But those are not the girls you want. The girls you want are the classy and warm-hearted ladies that have never been on that damn couch before.

These are the girls you want and before I am going to show you how you can pick them up with the do the opposite technique, I want to show you the best places to meet women in Prague.

Forget About the Nightlife  

Let’s assume you would ask one of your best friends about the venue to meet girls in Prague. What would he say?

I am pretty sure he would answer “man, this city has hundreds of clubs and bars that are crowded with sexy girls!”

The answer would prove that…

• He has never been to Prague
• He has never been in bed with a beautiful Czech woman

If he would have had sex in the city of stag parties, he would know that picking up girls in bars and clubs is a really bad idea.

The bars and clubs are crowded with hordes of foreigners.

Seriously, there are about ten guys for every girl. The competition is worse than in Washington DC. The only club I have been to that came close to a 50/50 ratio was the Cross club, but I guess I just had a lucky night.

“Hey dude, did you see that one woman behind the two short guys and the five tall guys? She is mine!”

Oh and in case you came up with the glorious idea to hire a sexy party guide who has to take you and your friends to the best clubs in the city:

It won’t work.

Those girls get hit on by every single guy they take on a tour. Hitting on them is as ineffective as hitting on the sexy waitress in the most popular tourist pub in town.

Focus on the Side Streets and Local Markets

Now that you know that “go to the clubs!” is actually shitty advice, at least when you are in a city like Prague that has more male party groups than Cancun during Spring Break, you probably ask yourself one question:

“Where the hell am I going to find the Czech woman of my dreams?”

The answer:

You are going to find them at the places that the and wasted hordes don’t even think of. You are going to find them in the side streets, far from Wenceslas Square. You are going to find them at shopping centers like Arkady Pankrac. You are going to find them at the local markets, such as Havelske Trziste.

Explore the side streets, the local markets and the local shops that are completely uninteresting for dudes who are looking for cheap clubs with cheap beer that they need to have the balls to hit on cheap girls.

Finding the right girls in Prague is not really that hard. All you have to do is to avoid the places that the guys who scare away the local girls have already destroyed.

If you want to leave nothing to chance, the best thing you can do is to listen to the advice of a local guy who knows exactly where to meet Czech women. I have a good friend in Prague who can help you with everything from providing a stylish apartment to inviting you to the local seduction community and private parties.

Picking up beautiful and life-affirming girls in the Czech Republic could be so easy…

The Problem With Picking Up Girls in Prague

…if you wouldn’t be face with three big problems!

Just as Dr. Kelso in the cult comedy series Scrubs used to say:

“Nothing in this world worth having is easy”

I can tell you from my own experience that Prague girls are definitely worth having. The problem is that they already have enough of the guys who make it so extremely difficult for you to get them.

The British Epidemic

If there is one thing that the inhabitants of Prague are sick and tired of, then it is British tourists. To my defense I have to say that I have lived in the UK for over a year and that some of my best friends are British.

In case you are from the UK, I want to apologize for the words that I am about to use, but I promised myself to always speak the truth.

And the truth is:

You guys ruined Prague!

I mean, I have witnessed the same dilemma in Budapest, but that’s nothing compared to Prague.

“The girls are sooo easy!”

I don’t know why the former proud and strong British Empire degenerated to a horde of drunk morons, but please do other countries that don’t see binge drinking as the only goal in life a favor and don’t spread your “culture” across the globe.

If you want you can hate in the comments, but somebody had to say this.

I have NEVER been to another city where I have seen more drunk, disrespectful and violent British men. They literally destroyed the city and the local women with their ridiculous stag parties. As a European and a friend of many great British guys I feel ashamed for what they did to this city.

The Unskilled Enemy

Okay, you might agree with me that passed out people who swim in their own vomit are not nice to look at, but what does that have to do with picking up Czech girls?

Well, before those drunk retards pass out, they hit on everything that has at least two teeth. And with “hitting on” I mean catcalling, screaming, grabbing and getting aggressive when this skillful seduction technique doesn’t work.

Thanks to the unskillful seduction attempts of the hordes of nearly passed out British guys and Italian, American and German tourists who all believe in the “Czech girls are easy” myth, the girls have a mental firewall that is thicker than the Wall of China.

The truth is that a lot of girls in Prague have a very negative opinion of British people in particular and foreigners in general.

Just try to pick up some girls in Prague with a British accent and you’ll know what I mean.

The girls are so used to the stupid pick up attempts by self-proclaimed players who are so socially awkward that they couldn’t even hold eye contact with a cow without drinking two pints, that they run away as soon as a foreigner walks up to them.

How to Pick Up Czech Girls in Prague

Now you know that the girls are sick and tired of talking to drunk and tourists who see them as nothing but cheap prostitutes. You also know that the myth of the easy Czech girl is well, just a myth.

Now you have two options:

1. You can close this article right now and give up on your dream of waking up next to an incredibly beautiful naked girl in your small apartment in Prague district four.
2. You can show some balls and pay tribute to Barney Stinson by saying a loud and clear “challenge accepted!”

Are you man enough to accept the challenge?

Are you man enough to use your charm, your intelligence and your wit to seduce a woman in Prague who is more beautiful than any of the girls you have seen on that casting couch?

Do It Sober

No matter how many cheesy pickup lines you use, please use them when you are sober. Those girls are getting hit on left and right by guys who belong in the hospital and not inside a woman.

Don’t drink any alcohol before you approach a girl in this city, especially when you are British. In fact, when you are from the UK staying sober is your only option. No Czech girl with a healthy self-confidence jumps in bed with a “stag party dude”.

Take a sip of water, walk up to her and use this incredibly powerful opener:

“Excuse me, I am not drunk and not from the UK. I just had to walk up to you to tell you that you are incredibly beautiful”

It works like magic 😉

The Expat Approach

Now that you made clear that you are not a member of a roaring group of drunk animals, it is time to make her even more comfortable in your presence. You have already checked the not a drunk British guy box, but there is still one box you haven’t checked yet.

You are still in the tourist box and believe me when I say that you don’t want to be in it.

In this sense Prague is exactly like Riga. It is overrun by foreigners who want to get laid.

We don’t have to fool ourselves. We are a part of that group. But just because we are a part of it doesn’t mean that we want to represent it.

Just think about what kind of guy a Czech girl is more attracted to…

A: The alcoholic

B: The well-traveled expat who loves the vibe of the city and who wants to meet cool new people.

The answer is fairly easy.

You won’t believe how friendly Prague girls can be until you approach them when you don’t smell like a brewery

Tell her that you just moved to Prague. Say that you don’t know how long you are going to stay and that you would love to get to know an interesting girl like her.

Technically speaking, it is not a lie. You really just moved there (for a short about of time), you really don’t know how long you are going to stay (maybe ten days, maybe a weekend) and you would really love to know her (her and her body).

Dive Right Into the Deep Stuff

What do you do after the approach?

Well, she already knows that you are not like the other guys who constantly hit on her. All you have to do now is to NOT act like those guys.

In a city that is famous for stag parties, its nightlife and strip clubs, you can imagine that guys who know how to communicate intelligently and deeply are a rare species.

The girls are used to the following communication patterns:

“Hey sexy, do you come here often?”

“Do you wanna join me and my friends for a drink?”

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“You look so sexy, what’s you name girl?”

These are the linguistic masterpieces that the drunk guys at the bar and the foreigners on the main street torture them with.

All you have to do to win this competition is to do the opposite:

“You look like an artistic person. Are you more into painting or literature?”

“Traveling is my passion. I wonder what you are passionate about…”

Do what the other foreigners don’t do.  

Be sober, be intelligent, be respectful and show a genuine interest in her.

Show her that not all foreigners come here for the strip clubs, the hooker and the cheap beer and she will show you that not all Czech girls are the way foreigners think they are.

Let me show you that not all dating books are the same…

Summed Up Wisdom

If you want to know how to pick up girls in Prague you should first think about how those girls really are. The stereotypes that all Czech girls are pornstars or gold diggers are not true. There are black sheep, but there are also incredibly classy girls in the capital of this Eastern European country.

The only problem is that the hordes of drunk British people and the unskillful way they and other men hit on girls, force the local women to be suspicious whenever a foreigner walks up to them. That’s why you’ll have more success when you avoid the nightlife and when you focus on the side streets and local markets that are not interesting for alcoholics.

Even though the hordes of drunk British guys and their miserable attempts to get laid make it extremely hard to score in this city, you should not give up. As long as you approach her sober, use the expat approach and talk about more than drinking and clubbing, you can enjoy a wonderful seduction with a beautiful Czech lady.