Did you know that cheesy pick up lines can actually work?
Even though everybody laughs about guys who use memorized sentences that make absolutely no sense and are sometimes so ridiculous that the girls immediately think that you just want to make fun of them, there is a way you can use them in order to achieve amazing results.
I have to admit that those lines will rather scare a girl away than attract her if you use them in a way that forces her to assume that you are really serious about what you say. However, if you use them in a quite different way than everyone else, cheesy pick up lines can lead to naughty experiences.
First of all, let’s define what cheesy pick up lines are and what they are not:
Approaching a girl in an honest and direct way by giving her a compliment about her body, her face, her feminine walk or her style is not cheesy at all. Even if a lot of people might want you to believe that you are a creep by approaching women and trying to seduce them, you are actually showing that you are self-confident and determined.
Lines such as “you are very beautiful, I would love to get to know you” or “I really like your confident walk, are you a very self-confident person?” can help you a lot to woo the right girl. I have never met a girl who labeled me as a creep when I was honest and direct with her.
Usually, creepy pick up lines are something that you should not use when you plan to replace endless masturbation sessions with the real deal.
Why Cheesy Pick up Lines Don’t Work
We all know that sentences that are too creepy or ridiculous don’t work in your favor when you are trying to seduce women. Oh, by the way…how do typical cheesy pick up lines look?
Let’s have a look at the following examples:
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips, and the ones on your face.
These are just a few examples but I think it is obvious that the worst thing you can do is to approach a girl who might be initially attracted to you with such a stupid lines.
It should be obvious that the chance that you completely mess it up by using one of those sentences is extremely high.
Why don’t these lines work?
When you use them you communicate that you don’t really mean what you say, even if you might do, which is probably even worse. In addition to that any girl you approach with such a ridiculous jabbering will immediately get the feeling that you are just playing with her and that you don’t really want to get to know her.
Let’s put it this way: cheesy pick up lines have never worked and will never work, unless you use them in a way that nobody else uses them.
More Cheesy Pick Up Lines You Can Use
But before I am going to show you how you can use these terrible lines to your own advantage, I want to share another 21 cheesy sentences and questions with you that you can bombard the women of your dreams with:
- Can I take a photo of you? I want to show my mom a picture of my future wife.
- Your lips look very lonely. Mine are lonely too.
- My psychiatrist says I am afraid to. Let’s prove him wrong.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Was your dad in the army? Cause you’re a bomb.
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- My eyes hurt. I am blinded by your beauty.
- I am going to call god. Heaven is missing an angel.
- Did you fart? No? you totally blew me away
- Give it back? What? My heart
- Where’s the key…the key to your heart?
- What’s the time…for our first date?
- Are your parents retarded? You are so special.
- Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes.
- You just dropped something. My Jaw!
- You look like you need me.
- Is your name Summer? You are so hot.
- Is your name Gillette? You are a sharp weapon.
- Kissing burns a lot of calories. You need a workout.
- My cellphone is broken. Can I repair it with your number.
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Now that you soaked in this verbal diarrhea it is time to have a look at what you have to do to transform a cheesy pick up line into an amazing date.
You Make Fun of Cheesy Pick up Lines
There are a few ways to use these ridiculous openers to make them work.
One way of doing this is by making fun of them.
Yep, cheesy pick-up lines can work when they are mixed with a good portion of humor.
Let’s imagine a situation in which you see a beautiful girl and you want to approach her in a direct way. From her appearance she seems a bit crazy and funky. She looks like the type of girl who would be open for an alternative approach that matches her crazy and funky attitude.
You think about the most ridiculous line that you could possibly say to her, walk up to her and approach her by telling her that you lost your virginity, before asking her if you can have hers. The important thing is to deliver this line in a fun way, so that she knows that you are not really serious about the shit you just said. Smiling or making funny facial expressions while delivering your cheesy pick up lines is one way to make them work.
She has to realize that you are not one of those stupid idiots who really think that cheesy pick up lines are actually good to get girls. In the same time she shouldn’t have the feeling that the only reason why you walked up to her is to take the piss out of her.
That’s why you should make it clear after you delivered this line that you are interested in her and that you only used such an opener because you thought that she might think that such an approach is funnier and more interesting than the standard compliment.
You can also tell her that you were just joking and that you thought this might be a good way to get her attention and to set yourself apart from the bulk of men who approach her with the same old lines every day.
No matter how you formulate it, make clear that you were just joking and that the only reason you approached her this way was because you have a genuine interest in getting to know her.
If she has a good sense of humor, she will appreciate the additional effort that you put in to get her attention and she will also appreciate the fact that you were brave enough to make a fool out of yourself, just because you wanted to do something original.
You Combine Cheesy Pick up Lines with Honesty
Besides turning cheesy pick up lines into ridicule, you can also combine them with an honest compliment. You might for example see a girl you are attracted to standing next to you at the bus stop and you start to hit on her by telling her that you lost your phone number, before you ask her if she can give you her number.
Normally such a cheesy pick up line would never work but if you add one of the following sentences right after you delivered your verbal diarrhea, she will most likely think that this was the cutest opener she has ever heard.
“Hey, I am really sorry for this ridiculous line but you are so gorgeous, I really couldn’t think of anything else to say.”
“Hey, I know that sounded totally awkward but when I saw you my mind went blank and I didn’t want to miss out on the chance to get to know you just because I couldn’t think of an appropriate opener.”
I can guarantee you that even if you use cheesy pick up lines, girls will be attracted to you if you add some honesty to your creepy opener.
The chances are high that the girl you are approaching regards this as a compliment. I mean, she obviously made your mind go blank because of her looks, which eventually forced you to use such a stupid line.
On the other hand, you clarify directly after your shitty word choice that you are actually not creepy or cheesy at all. You are just a normal guy who didn’t want to miss out on the chance to get to know her. Only a heartless bitch wouldn’t be flattered by such a move.
You are Serious about Cheesy Pick up Lines
There is also a third way you can make those creepy openers work but this requires you to be extremely calibrated and I would only suggest that you do this if you have quite a bit of experience with women.
Here is a good example of what I mean:
I know that it sounds weird but if you pretend that you are 100% serious about the cheesy pick up lines that you use, they can actually work.
However, this is only possible with a lot of frame control and the gift from above to make yourself believe that you are serious about the bullshit that comes out of your mouth.
By delivering those openers in a very serious way you are using reverse psychology to your benefit. Let’s assume you walk up to a girl and you approach her with the silliest opener that you can possibly think of. You do this without a smile and even after you gave her a really awkward compliment, you don’t take it back by giving her an honest one.
The only two experiences she has with cheesy pick up lines is either when a guy is totally insecure and at least a bit more retarded than average or when a normal guy wants to make fun of her and openly shows this.
She won’t find any references in her brain about a confident, interesting and attractive guy who uses cheesy pick up lines in a way that seems completely normal and natural.
She will think that you are extremely self-confident because you willingly risk a rejection because of your moronic opener. She might also think that you want to design the whole interaction as a funny game. Women love funny games.
Even if she thinks rather negative about what you did, the fact that you are the first confident guy who earnestly uses those lines will already make you interesting. She simply can’t categorize or label you. She knows that dating you will probably lead to an adventure with an uncertain outcome…
Summed Up Wisdom
How can cheesy pick up lines get you laid? Even though everybody knows that these openers usually don’t work at all, there are three ways of using them that bring you closer to a girl’s pubic hairs.
On the one hand, you can make fun of those lines. Of course making fun of those openers is only useful if you meet a girl that looks as if she would be open to get approached in an alternative and fun way. After you told her your ridiculous line it is important to let her know that you really want to get to know her and that you only used such an opener because you thought she is a fun person.
On the other hand, you can combine cheesy pick up lines with honesty. In contrast to the fun way I mentioned before, you approach her with a creepy sentence or question without laughing about it. Right afterwards you make clear that you just wanted to get her attention and that you are just a normal guy who wants to meet her. Believe me; she will respect you for your fearlessness.
The third way of using cheesy pick up lines in a way that can get you laid is by being totally serious about them. Through the utilization of reverse psychology you leave the impression that you must be an interesting and confident guy. However, this approach is only advisable if you are extremely calibrated and confident around women.