Do you want to know how to prepare for a first date with a girl?
Most guys don’t have the slightest clue what they should do.
Honestly, they don’t even think about doing anything before the big day. One of my one-on-one coaching clients set up a date with an insanely hot model. He was so excited.
Then I asked him one simple question:
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn’t ordered. “What do you mean? I go on a date with her.” To his defense: He wasn’t German. But I am. I love structure, to-do lists, and preparation. I know that every army general has to prepare before the battle.
You have to do the same before a date:
Oh, and don’t forget your defense system. You can already imagine what I’m talking about. If not, point number eight will open your eyes.
Imagine two guys.
Both have the same income, the same height and the same sense of humor. One prepares and the other one doesn’t.
Who will she end up sleeping with?
Copy my process and you’ll be the one she chooses…
How to Prepare for a First Date with a Girl: The Process I Use
Why should you even bother?
Look, I get it. You don’t want to put in the work. You just want to enjoy your first date. My coaching client had the same mindset. Remember, the guy who got a date with a model. He wanted to enjoy the time with her and get to know her.
Let me tell you what happened:
She didn’t sleep with him, but the next girl he went on a date with did.
Because the second time he prepared. He got it. He understood that going on dates is not about having a great time and making her feel good. Yes, that’s one part of the equation. But let’s face it. You have a goal in mind.
You want to sleep with her on the first date.
It’s okay. You can admit it. No man on earth asks a woman out with the through “oh, I would love to spend two hours with her, tell jokes, and then go home.” Hell no! You have the goal to have sex with her…and to maybe make her your girlfriend.
Don’t lose sight of the goal!
I decided to share this process with you because I want you to reach your goal…
1. Give Yourself a High Five for Getting a First Date
What’s the first thing you should do?
Take a moment and celebrate your victory. Yes, I’m serious. Come on. Be proud of yourself. You want to know how to prepare for a first date with a girl. That means you already have a date. Man, that’s awesome.
It’s one small step for man, but a big step for you.
Why do I tell you to be proud of yourself?
Well, because it’s true. You achieved something a lot of guys are not able to do. But that’s not the only reason why I want you to celebrate yourself. It sounds kind of narcissistic but it works. Psychological warfare helps you to win the battle.
Celebrating yourself makes you feel proud and happy.
That’s the feeling I want you to have when you walk out the door to meet her.
2. Choose Two Possible Venues Before the First Date
Now you’re happy. That’s good.
However, preparing for the first date consists of more than jumping up and down like a kangaroo on LSD. It’s also about choosing the right venue. I already shared a list of first date venues with you. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect place.
Wait a minute! Just ONE place?
Well, one is better than none. But two is better than one. I always choose two venues before a date. And no, I don’t do it because I’m in love with Google Maps. I do it because I don’t want to allow my own laziness to mess up my dates.
Here’s what can happen when you only choose one venue:
Here’s what happened on one of my recent dates:
I took the girl to a nice lounge. The atmosphere was romantic. The music was relaxing. It was perfect. Nevertheless, something forced us to change the venue. This “something” was a drunk middle-aged Australian dude who kept yelling at the waitress.
You have to be prepared for these situations.
I said “come on. Let’s check out this other place” and saved the evening…
3. Prepare Topics You Want to Talk About
What are the best topics to talk about on a date?
What are the worst topics?
Avoid anything that’s related to religion and politics. But I don’t want to go into detail now. I’ve already written an article about the best topics to talk about with a girl. Instead, I want to shout something from the rooftop.
Prepare at least one or two topics!
This is a message for all the guys who struggle with the terrifying question “what do I say next?” Are you one of them? Don’t just hope that the perfect topics will magically pop up in your mind. You also wouldn’t take an exam without knowing the topic.
The same rule applies to first dates.
Research one or two topics and practice them in front of the mirror or in front of your dog. Your dog will survive it and you’ll be prepared for your first date. Everyone is happy...even your dog.
4. Clean Your Holes and Shave Your Nuts
Now it gets disgusting.
But hey, you know me. I don’t beat around the bush. Heck, even for German’s I’m pretty direct. So…let’s talk about your balls and your butthole. Yep, I’m serious. It’s not my fault that your mom didn’t tell you to clean your sweaty nutsack before a date.
Here’s why I decided to include this advice:
I have an extremely amazing skill. Nope, I can’t climb walls like Spiderman. But I’m pretty good at extracting information from women. My female friends tell me things they wouldn’t even tell their boyfriends…or especially not their boyfriends.
Here are some complaints I’ve heard:
Yep, that’s the kind of stuff women talk about with me. Sometimes it’s even too much for me. But hey, at least I can use their complaints to help you to prepare for a first date with a girl. So don’t forget to take a shower, for God’s sake.
5. Clean Your Bathroom
I won’t mention your butthole anymore. I promise.
But I will say this: Clean your room!
Okay, that’s also important. However, that’s not what I want to say. Jordan Peterson already said that. I think you got the message. I have another message for you. This time it’s about your bathroom.
Clean your bathroom!
Why is your bathroom so important?
She might not walk into your kitchen, but she’ll definitely walk into the bathroom. She wants to check her makeup in the bathroom mirror. She also has to pee. And women don’t want to sit on toilets that are painted with your attempt to pee while standing.
Oh, and don’t forget that she wants to shower after you had sex.
It’s too bad that she won’t sleep with you when your bathroom triggers her gag reflex…
6. Change Your Bedsheets
I hate to do this.
When it comes to changing my bedsheets, I’m the laziest bastard in this galaxy. I hate to do it. I rather sleep in my own sweat than to wash and dry these damn things. Nevertheless, I do it from time to time…but only if the girl is really beautiful.
Think about what your poor bedsheets have been through:
No, I’m not saying that you deliberately cover your bedsheets in cum. That’s not what I mean. It’s just that, you know, sometimes you miss the tissue paper. That’s when you need to wash your bedsheets. She’ll reward you for it.
Your dick will thank me later for sharing this advice.
7. Put One of Those Smell Things in Your Bedroom
What are they called again?
God, I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I had to Google the name. I just call them smell things. Apparently, they are called air freshener. No matter how you call them, they are extremely useful. I have two of them at home.
One for sex and one for a good night’s sleep…
“Where’s the difference between those two?” I hear you asking.
The air freshener for sex has a vanilla aroma. The one I use to fall asleep like a baby (which never works because I’m a neurotic workaholic) has a lavender aroma. It’s common knowledge that lavender helps you to fall asleep.
But why do I pull out the vanilla air freshener before a date?
Believe it or not, but vanilla is a natural aphrodisiac and the women love it. It’s hard to describe, but it makes them feel more relaxed and ready to take their clothes of. Maybe it’s just because the vanilla smell distracts them from the terrible smell of my bedsheets.
Yep, vanilla scent can lead to not so vanilla sex.
8. Put Two Condoms in Your Wallet
By now you know that one is better than two.
There was a time when I only carried one condom in my wallet. And yeah, sometimes one is enough, especially when you know that you’ll take her back to your place (You also have one under the bed). But you’re here because you want to know how to prepare for a first date with a girl.
You deserve the full preparation package because…
Imagine you blow your load within seconds. She’s not happy with that. She wanted to have a night of fun, not ten seconds of fun. You need to have a second condom. If you don’t have one, you might get tempted into doing it without a rubber.
One night of fun can lead to 18 years alimony payments.
Oh, and don’t do what Asher Roth suggests in his infamous song “I love college”.
Don’t put two condoms on. They’ll both break.
9. Prepare Your Get Laid Mix for the First Date
What kind of music do you like?
I’m sure someone asked you this question before. But has anyone ever asked you…
What kind of music gets you laid?
That’s a different question. And the answer is “all the crappy songs you hear in 50 Shades of Grey.” I didn’t watch these movies (yes, all of them) because they are good. The acting is terrible and the story is boring. But I love to study female psychology.
Listen to this song (and look at the pictures) and you’ll know what women want…
When I listened to this song I instinctively understood why women love it so much. It contains drama, submissive begging, and sexual lust. I’m not a big fan of Beyoncé, but this song is perfect. It makes vaginas all over the world happy.
That’s why it’s on top of my Get Laid Mix.
Yes, I have a Get Laid Mix. I suggest you create one, too. Forget about your love for Asking Alexandria for one moment. Think about what makes women wet. Or do what I did. Copy all the songs from 50 Shades of Grey in a playlist.
Play “crazy in love” and she’ll have an orgasm before you’re inside of her.
10. Buy a Bottle of Wine for the First Date
Should you get her drunk?
Nope, that’s not what I want you to do. In fact, I think that getting girls drunk is not what a Global Seducer does. Come on. You can do better than that. You don’t need alcohol to get laid on the first date when you have seduction skills.
So why do I tell you to buy a bottle of wine?
Here’s something you have to understand about women and sex:
Women don’t want to be sluts…at least most women. That’s why they are looking for excuses to sleep with you. This allows them to say “it just happened” after it happened. Women hate to take responsibility, especially when it comes to sex.
A glass of wine is the perfect excuse.
She’ll sleep with you, tell herself that it was the wine, and feel good about herself. That’s female logic.
11. Fill Your Brain Before Your Next First Date
Here’s how to prepare for a first date…the hard way:
Study, study, and study some more!
Now you want to punch me in the face. That’s okay. But do me a favor. Think about what you would do if you had to write an important exam tomorrow. You’d study. You’d do everything in your power to be an expert in the subject.
Why don’t you do the same before a date?
More knowledge leads to more confidence. And a high self-confidence leads to sex on the first date. Just like millions of people ask their Amazon Echo Dot “what is my flash briefing?” you should ask yourself “what do I still have to learn?”
Fill your brain before the date and you’ll succeed.
P.S. I’m trying to get the Global Seducer Quickie Podcast on Alexa Skills. Wish me luck.
12. Don’t Chicken Out Right Before the Match
This is the most important rule of all.
By now you know how to prepare for a first date. You are ready to meet this girl and to show her that you’re an amazing guy. You know what to talk about (if not, listen to one or two of my podcast episodes before you walk out the door) and you even cleaned your bedsheets…and your balls.
You are more than ready.
“What could possibly go wrong?” you’re asking yourself.
Don’t underestimate the power of your mind:
Here’s what I want you to do:
Tell your mind to shut the fuck up and rock your first date.
You don’t chicken out right before the match. You rise like a Phoenix from the ashes and win the fight.
Summed Up Wisdom
How do you prepare for a first date? First, you celebrate. Come on. You got a date. I’m sure your grandmother is as proud of you as I am. What’s next? You clean everything you have to clean. Start with your butthole, continue with your nutsack and don’t stop at your bedsheets.
It also helps to prepare topics to talk about and first date venues. She might be allergic to nuts. In this case you should rethink your plan to take her to the peanut factory. What about safety? Put two condoms in your wallet. Two is better than one.
And the right playlist is better than forcing her to listen to heavy metal. Those terrible 50 Shades of Grey songs are more effective. Believe me, I tested it. Oh, and don’t forget to buy a bottle of wine. She needs it as much as you need to fill your head with powerful seduction skills.