What are the types of girls to avoid like the plague?
Seducing and dating women from all over the world is my biggest passion. I love nothing more than waking up next to a naked exotic beauty who smiles at me in a way that communicates affection, respect and the desire to hop on top of me.
When I have no attractive women around me I feel like a fish without water.
Let’s face it. You won’t be happy unless you have the right girl (or girls).
I feel the most alive when I am surrounded by sexy, lovable women who are at peace with themselves, their sexuality and their female energy.
Wouldn’t it be great if every woman you meet would be caring, sexy, playful, honest and emotionally healthy?
Unfortunately, not every fish you can find in the dating pool is worth gaffing.
The Types of Girls to Avoid Like the Plague
Yes, it would be amazing if every girl would be that awesome, but unfortunately we don’t live in a dream world. When you are like me obsessed with dating the most beautiful women that this world has to offer you will inevitably run into quite a few women, who you don’t really want to spend your time with.
At the beginning of your journey towards becoming a Global Seducer you probably want to screw anything with a heartbeat. However, as soon as you gain your first sexual experiences with breathtaking women, you will see that not all that glitters is gold.
Once you have had a few girls in bed you will realize that there are a lot of women who you wouldn’t even date if they would look like a mixture of Megan Fox and Olivia Munn.
Some women are just not good for you.
What I want the most is that you have the success with women that you truly want. I know how disappointing it can be to run in one of those types of girls to avoid. That’s why I thought it would be quite helpful for you to learn about all the types of women you should avoid by all means.
The last thing I want is that you become just another miserable man who put a ring on the wrong girl’s finger.
1. The Psycho Bitch
A few lines above I already said that it would be amazing if every woman you meet would be emotionally healthy. Unfortunately, reality looks different.
Especially in the Western world there are millions of women who have more psychological disorders than a convicted serial killer. They are far more likely to develop mental illness than men. This is not just a sexist statement that I throw out in the world, but something that scientific studies can back up.
If I want to see psychologically ill women I don’t even have to go out and approach them. All I have to do is to look at my social circle and see which women my friends are dating (and some even marrying).
Even when the only thing that I accomplish in my life is to prevent you from making the same mistake as some of my friends make, I am proud of my achievement.
No matter how much you are in love with a woman, if she needs antidepressants to survive the day your life will eventually become your home-made hell.
Just think about breaking up with such a psycho. You either have to be afraid that she will set your dick on fire, or you can blame yourself for the rest of your life that it was your fault that she committed suicide.
2. The Party Chick
On the first sight the party chick doesn’t look like one of the types of girls to avoid. She is playful, she is fun and she is definitely open for a drunk one-night stand with a guy whose face she can’t remember the next day. If you look at it from that perspective these girls are perfect.
However, when you had a few girls like that in bed you know that they have a dangerous side. Those woo-girls (watch How I Met Your Mother if you don’t know what I am talking about), have a self-esteem that is more fragile than a freaking sand castle.
One second she is tipsy and happy and the other second she gets an emotional breakdown, because the alcohol stops to operate. The moment she finally remembers that daddy always told her that sucking dicks of strangers on club toilets is bad, is usually the moment when things get nasty.
Party chicks drink to forget about their problems, they go to clubs to get attention and they end up in bed with every drunk idiot because they try to fill a whole in their heart.
Having fun with them can be less fun than you might think.
3. The Notorious Cheater
There are men who are cheating and there are women who are cheating. Some women would never cheat on a guy they love and respect. However, there are other women who cheat on you, even if they tell you that they love you forever while the tears run down their eyes.
The uncomfortable truth is that some women are notorious cheaters.
They don’t cheat because they have the desire to sleep with other men, or because they are sexually frustrated in the relationship with you. The only reason why they cheat is because they are addicted to the feeling that cheating gives them.
Having sex with those women is not really a problem, at least not until you develop feelings for them. I have heard from some men who even tried to heal them from their addiction. Good luck with that.
4. The Hardcore Feminist
Even if some of my colleagues from the manospere hate me for saying this, but I support equality between men and women. I think it is okay that women get paid the same wage for the same work and I also think that they should have the right to vote.
However, even though I support feminism in the original sense (as a way to achieve social and political equality), I am absolutely against the man-hating propaganda of hardcore feminists that becomes more and more popular in the Western world.
This shit engulfs both women and men in misery and ruins every form of relationship between the sexes.
If you are living in a Western country and you meet a short-haired woman who talks with you like a pitbull on steroids while she complains about how sexist and unfair the world is, you should only do one thing:
Run as fast as you can!
5. The Instagram Traveler
Traveling the world in search of the most beautiful women is my biggest passion. Unfortunately, I sometimes feel even a bit ashamed when I say that traveling is my biggest passion, even though I do it with the goal to get women.
This whole “traveling is my passion” thing has been used too often by too many women who don’t even know on which continent the country is that they are just traveling to.
We all know those pictures of girls who lean against the Leaning Tower of Pisa, or the ones where they point with the finger on the pyramids.
The selfie of that girl in the Auschwitz concentration camp was just the tip of the iceberg.
The only reason why those women travel is because they want to have more Instagram followers and a few retweets on Twitter. They clearly belong to the types of girls to avoid and I don’t only say this because they ruin my biggest passion. Despite being well-traveled those girls are often very narrow-minded, ignorant and attention-seeking.
Oh, and when they have a couple of thousand Instagram followers you can easily find them on Tag The Sponsor. In case you don’t want to end up marrying a girl who has been used as a private toilet from some rich Saudi, you should think twice before you end up dating a woman with more Instagram followers than pubic hair.
6. The Chewbacca
Do you also love really hairy vaginas and do you also think that girls who have to use a comb for their armpit hair are incredibly sexy?
In case you are about to vomit I want you to relax, to take a deep breath and to promise yourself that you will never answer this question with “yes”.
There are two types of women who want to run around like Chewbacca.
On the one hand there are the hippie girls who just don’t give a fuck about how they look and on the other hand there are the feminists who came up with the idea to color their armpits in order to celebrate their right to be ugly.
If you don’t want to vomit during sex, because you always have to look at her armpit hair while she is stretching her arms out, you should think of those women as types of girls to avoid.
7. The Narcissist
“Oh my god, I just uploaded a new Facebook profile photo and nobody liked it. Oh my god, what shall I do if nobody clicks LIKE in the next couple of minutes?”
Narcissists rank among the types of girls to avoid and there is a reason why.
Narcissism is the exaggerated admiration of your own body that has the sole purpose to hide your low self-esteem.
If that was too scientific for you, you just have to look at all the FAPPENING pictures and you will know what narcissistic women look like.
Due to the fact that those girls are obsessed with the perfection of their own body, their whole world collapses if someone actually doesn’t compliment them on their looks. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to date a girl who cries whenever she doesn’t get ten LIKES in five minutes.
8. The Competitor
I don’t say that everything about dating career women is bad (hello, they can pay for the date), but if you end up in a relationship with a woman who is overly competitive, you are about to design your own personal nightmare.
I come from the country with the most competitive women on earth, so I know what I am talking about. We men want women who take care of us and who support us in every situation.
If you hope to experience this with a competitive woman you have to open your eyes to reality.
A girl like her wants to have the last word…always. She wants to be in the right and she wants to defeat you, no matter what goal you set for yourself. With such a woman you won’t be able to have an affectionate conversation that doesn’t end in an argument. Support is the last thing you can expect from her.
9. The Jealous Dragon
“Where have you been?”
“Who did you just call?”
“Who is she?”
Even though Hollywood persistently tries to convince us that jealousy is a sign of love, it is nothing but a sign of insecurity and fear of loss.
Ending up in a relationship with a jealous girl can be your death. Just having her as a fuck buddy can be quite stressful.
You might have agreed on a non-exclusive sexual relationship, but if she is the jealous type that won’t keep her from checking your phone and terrorizing you with annoying allegations. It is your decision if you are ready to stress yourself by banging such a girl. For me those women definitely belong to the types of girls to avoid.
10. The Obsessed Mommy
I think it is great when a woman similes when she sees a toddler. This shows that she is feminine enough to have mother instincts. Somehow it also communicates that she has a warm heart and a caring attitude.
However, there is also the negative extreme of this behavior. If you have ever been on a date with an obsessed mommy you know what I mean. I once had a date with a girl who talked about children the whole time. She asked me how I would name my child, when I plan to have children and how I would raise them.
This is a huge red flag.
If a girl is obsessed with being a mommy she will do everything to become one, as soon as she has found a man who she regards as a potential father of her children.
Don’t wonder if she forgets the pill or if the condom magically breaks.
Unless you want to become her baby’s father she for sure belongs to the types of girls to avoid.
11. The Attention Whore
The attention whore can be seen as a mix of the party chick and the Instagram traveler.
Such a girl will do everything to get attention, even if that means having sex with a guy who gives her the desired attention while she is in a relationship with you.
You can easily spot such girls by looking at their Facebook profile or by going to your local club. If you see a Facebook profile with thousand selfies that all look the same, she is definitely an attention whore. If you go to a club and you see a girl who looks at every guy in a seductive way, just to reject him right afterwards, you found one example of this species in the wild.
Unless you want a girlfriend who bangs another guy if you just give her your attention for 23 hours a day instead of 24, you should put her on your list of types of girls to avoid.
12. Your Ex-Girlfriend
Do you want to know which types of girls you should avoid, even though (or especially because) you already know them?
Sex with the ex is the fastest way to trouble, heartache, unwanted pregnancies and a marriage that you honestly don’t want to be in.
I was together with my ex for four years and I never had sex with her after the breakup, even though she was nearly naked when she opened the door on the day I broke up with her.
Do you know why I didn’t do it?
Because I learned from my mistakes and I didn’t want to end up in the same shitty relationship again. You can talk yourself into believing that it is just sex, but that doesn’t change the fact that there will always be emotions involved when you sleep with a girl who you once spent your life with.
The emotions you had for her come up again, you start to think that not everything in the relationship was bad and boom…you end up in a relationship that you don’t want to experience again. I hope I don’t have to tell you how that ends.
In the worst case she wants to use your moment of weakness to tie you down forever. The easiest way for a woman to do this is by giving a man the choice, whether he wants to pay the aliments or stay with her.
13. The Gold Digger
Not all women are gold diggers but some of them are. I wouldn’t even say that the women who live in Third World countries are worse than the women who live in Western countries. When you look at the context there is the same percentage of gold diggers everywhere.
No matter if a girl in the USA only dates you because she expects you to pay for her $20 dollar meal or if a girl in Thailand only dates you because she expects you to pay for her $2 meal…the context is the same.
In both cases those girls are dating you because of your money and even though you lose more money by dating a gold digger in the Western hemisphere, you will eventually lose your dignity and your ability to trust women by dating gold diggers in relatively cheap countries.
14. The Nymphomaniac
I recently had a conversation with a friend who is extremely inexperienced with women. He is the classic twenty year old virgin with an unhealthy form of the nice-guy-syndrome. When he told me that all he dreams about is a nymphomaniac who wants to have sex with him all day, I just looked at him and said:
“Be careful what you wish for ‘cause you just might get it!”
I know from my own experience that nymphomaniacs belong to the types of girls to avoid, even though spending your time with them sounds so tempting. I once had a girl who wasn’t a complete nymphomaniac, but she was right on the border and could have definitely landed a role in the identically named movie.
She wanted sex all day and all night.
In case you are already touching your dick because you imagine being together with such a girl, I want to destroy your illusion before you make a mess in your pants. Having sex once a day is great, two times is also amazing, three times is also fun, four times is tiring, but after the fifth time your dick needs a break.
Of course you can write in the comments below that I am a pussy and that you can have sex ten times a day. Neither I nor you would believe it. After having ejaculated five times we men need some time to refill the tank.
Your life gets really stressful when you need time to refill the tank, but the girl you are fucking doesn’t want to give you this time. She will annoy you and threaten to cheat on you until you have a mental breakdown. Let her destroy someone else’s dick and sanity.
15. The Semi-Professional
Do you want to know which one of the types of girls to avoid you’ll run into sooner or later when you decide to live the Global Seducer lifestyle?
These are girls that are not professional hookers, but they still have sex for money…at least sometimes. You could say that they are like gold diggers who don’t hide the fact that they want cash for boom boom.
Why are those girls problematic?
Well, you never know where you are at.
They might tell you that they love you, even though they hope to get your money later. They might (most likely) fuck some other guys while they pretend to be in a relationship with you. They might have some nasty STD’s because the guy yesterday gave them $20 more to do it without condom.
With a professional hooker you know where you are at, but those girls will always tell you that they are not like that, even though they are.
The biggest fear I have is that you meet a semi-professional and believe what she says.
16. The Single Mom
Who wants to pay because another man was too stupid to pull out?
The fastest way to get rid of your money is by dating a single mom.
You could also call it how to get a family in five minutes.
For everyone who dreams about starting a family this might sound like the perfect arrangement, but please don’t ignore the dark sides.
You probably end up paying for a kid that is not yours. In the worst case this kid might never accept you as his/her/its father, even though you talked yourself into believing that you love the child like your own (also because you are already paying for the college fund).
In the meanwhile your single mom girlfriend laughs in her sleeve, because she found a desperate beta male (you) to finance the child that a not-so-beta male was allowed to procreate. It’s a lose-lose situation.
17. The Debt Debby
Do you know that Debby belongs to the types of girls to avoid?
The reason is pretty simple. Debby has a lot of debt and she tries really hard to spend all her money on shoes, clothes and luxury vibrators.
What do you think happens when you start to date Debby?
She has no money and she expects you to pay for the dates.
What do you think happens when you end up in a relationship with Debby?
She has no money and she expects you to pay for everything. Besides that she will also blow your hard-earned salary, because she simply can’t deal with money.
Unless you want to end up broke in an apartment with 200 dresses and 400 pairs of shoes you should avoid this type of girl.
18. The Smartphone Addict
A friend of mine once asked me about the qualities that a girl who I would marry should have. I spontaneously said that she shouldn’t have a smartphone. Even though this wish might sound completely unrealistic in today’s day and age, I still stick with this statement.
I hope that I am not the only one who has the feeling that the smartphone addiction among young women has taken on a dramatic scale. No matter where you look, you see female zombies, who chat, text, like and retweet as if there was no tomorrow. Seriously, the only thing a woman has to do to lose all my respect, is to show me all the unnecessary and brainless bullshit that she shared on Facebook within the last 24 hours.
About a year ago I have been on a date with a girl who just couldn’t stop looking at her stupid smartphone.
She first stopped looking at this thing when I stood up and left the café without saying a word. I bet she texted, tweeted and posted her shocking experience a few seconds later.
Unless you want to support the growing epidemic of female smartphone zombies, those women should be on your personal list of types of girls to avoid like the plague.
Summed Up Wisdom
What are the 18 types of girls to avoid like the plague?
The Psycho Bitch – Don’t date girls who eat pills like Smarties!
The Party Chick – Getting drunk and screaming around is not a sign of self-esteem!
The Notorious Cheater – She will cheat, no matter what you do!
The Hardcore Feminist – You will have a nasty and annoying time!
The Instagram Traveler – Those girls are not exciting and will never be!
The Chewbacca – If you like porn from the 70s you might like her!
The Narcissist – spend all your money on mirrors and you are good to go!
The Competitor – Every conversation is a never-ending argument, how romantic!
The Jealous Dragon – You will feel like Germans in times of the Stasi!
The Obsessed Mommy – Fastest way to become a daddy!
The Attention whore – She will seek the attention from another guy when she doesn’t get it from you!
Your ex-girlfriend – Avoid it unless you want to experience the same shit twice!
The Gold digger – True attraction and love are something different!
The Nymphomaniac – Too much of a good thing can hurt…and burn!
The Semi-professional – You never know which role she plays!
The Single Mom – Paying for another guy’s stupidity is never a good idea!
The Debt Debby – Charitable donations are the better alternative!
The Smartphone Addict – She is just annoying as fuck!