Let me show you how you can meet hot Uzbekistan girls.
Nope, not Kazakhstan! This is not an article about Borat’s sister, the number four prostitute. That’s the country right above. And of course, then there are Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and Afghanistan.
I know. That’s a lot of stans.
But don’t worry. I won’t write about the women in Afghanistan because I don’t want you to die. And I also won’t write about Tajikistan because it’s so small that no international playboy gives a damn about it.
What about Uzbekistan?
Uzbekistan Girls: The Women Nobody Talks About
It might not be as popular as Kazakhstan because no untalented hairy Hollywood actor has ever shot a movie there, but it’s worth checking out. I mean, since Borat was released, the big brother up north gets all the attention and the tourists.
In the meanwhile, all the hot Uzbekistan girls can’t find foreign men.
It’s time to change that and to find out:
Are you ready?
Put your Borat mankini in the closet and find out the truth…
Uzbekistan Women are a Colorful Mixture
I was surprised when I joined the best dating site to meet women in Uzbekistan.
I always thought they look Russian.
Apparently, I’m a freaking idiot. They look anything but Russian. Okay, they have similar facial features, but the girls I saw online (and there are many of them), looked like a mixture of Turkish, Persian and Chinese. Jesus, I saw so many Asian-looking girls.
It turns out that only 5.2% of the population is Russian. Besides the few Tajiks and Kazakhs, 73% of the people are Uzbeks.
The question is: Why do Uzbek girls look the way they look?
According to an article about the genetic origins of the people in this country, the genes are a mix of Iranian tribes, Indo-European people and Central Asians (especially Mongolia).
The result is slim, beautiful, and somehow sexy.
I guess that’s what happens when half of the population can’t afford to eat at McDonalds. I’m serious. I haven’t seen one overweight woman online. So far I’m impressed.
What if You Are Not a Muslim?
There’s one thing that sucks about dating Uzbek girls. Okay, it only sucks if you are a Christian man like me. In case you are a Muslim, you’ll have the time of your life. For guys like me it’s a bit more difficult.
93% of the population is Muslim. That’s a fact you can’t change.
But hey, maybe you don’t want to change it because you are looking for a Muslim girl. And maybe you don’t even have to change it, even if you are a Christian man.
I contacted several guys who’ve been to Uzbekistan before I started writing this article. Three of them are Christians. One of them is a Muslim. All four guys told me that religion doesn’t matter. In fact, I did some research and stumbled upon something I couldn’t believe.
It’s a Muslim country but headscarves are banned.
I’m not joking. Wearing religious clothing in public can be fined with up to 15 days in jail. They even installed cameras in Mosques to control what happens during prayers. That’s insane when you think about the fact that it’s a Muslim country.
There’s only one way to find out if that’s really true.
What if You Don’t Speak Uzbek?
Let me guess. You still don’t believe me.
You just read that the women are beautiful and open-minded. But you’re stilling thinking about Borat, am I right? You know that it’s not the same country but because Uzbekistan is even smaller, you imagine it even worse.
What if I told you that you can find more English-Speaking women than in some parts of Russia?
What if I told you that Uzbekistan has one of the highest literacy rates in the world?
And what if I told you that the women in Tashkent are more civilized than Borat?
Okay, the latter is not that difficult.
It doesn’t matter that you don’t speak Uzbek. I don’t know anyone who does. You can and you will meet hot Uzbekistan girls online who can speak English…at least a little bit.
And guess what? They even have normal jobs (and no cow in the living room). Give them a chance. You’ll be positively surprised.
International Cupid vs. Muslima vs. Russian Cupid
Where can you meet all these intelligent girls and their non-existent cows?
I had no idea where to look for them. That’s why I did what everyone would do in this situation. I typed “Uzbekistan dating site” into Google. And voila…I found Uzbekdating.com and signed up.
Well, that was a huge mistake.
You just have to click on “Single women” to see that 9 out of 10 “single women” don’t even have a profile photo. I’m sure you can find more Uzbekistan girls in my tiny German hometown than on this dating site.
I was disappointed.
Then I logged into my International dating account.
I hoped to get lucky. But I didn’t. International Cupid had only 45 women from Uzbekistan. Okay, I only looked for girls younger than 29, but still. That’s not enough.
Then I joined Muslima.com.
“Maybe I can find them on a dating site for Muslim singles” I thought to myself. And again, I was disappointed. I found only 53 girls under the age of 29.
My last chance: Russian Cupid
It’s official. Russian Cupid is the best dating site to meet women in this country. Feel free to check out my detailed review before you join for free.
One last tip: Stay away from Uzbekistan marriage agencies. Most of them are scams. You end up paying for a woman you might never see. Instead, join Russian Cupid for free, see if you like some of the girls, and contact as many women as you want.
Uzbek Women Don’t Date (They Go Out)
Oh, there’s one more think you must know about the women in Uzbekistan.
Let’s say you meet the girl of your dreams on Russian Cupid. Or maybe she’s just super sexy and you can’t stop fantasizing about her. Anyways, you want to take her out on a date. That’s great. There’s just one problem.
The concept of “the date” doesn’t exist in this part of the world.
Heck, the Uzbek language doesn’t even have a word for “date”. They only have a word for “to go out”. In other words, you don’t have to rip your hair out. Stop worrying about impressing her with the perfect first date.
For her it’s just hanging out.
The last thing Uzbek girls want is a predictable date. Stop going through the motions. She wants to meet a mysterious guy who goes with the flow.
Where to Take an Uzbek Girl on a Date in Tashkent
Imagine you meet this girl online.
She’s 22 years old, a bit shorter than your ex-girlfriend and her dark skin and cute Asian eyes make your head dizzy. You want to visit her in Tashkent, her home.
Let’s have a look at where you can take her and what you can do with her (no, I’m not talking about the naughty stuff, that’s for later):
You can enjoy a movie in the Premier Hall Cinema and make out in the back.
You can hop in the Metro and let her show you the whole city.
You can visit the Chorsu Bazaar and buy shit you don’t need.
You can taste local food and drinks at the Afsona Restaurant.
You can make 1243 selfies with her on Independence Square.
Remember, you are not in a tiny village at the ass of the world. Tashkent has more than 2 million inhabitants. It’s not the next Berlin, but it’s also not as ugly as you imagine it to be.
Just imagine exploring Tashkent with a beautiful local girl…
Don’t tell me you don’t want to go.
What About the Nightlife in Tashkent?
Yes, you can find clubs and bars in Tashkent.
The KT Komba is by far the most famous club in the city. But even there it’s difficult to find normal girls. I don’t want to ruin your mood. You want to hit the club? More power to you. Just be careful who you take home with you.
Prostitution is illegal in Uzbekistan. But the nightlife is the perfect hotbed.
Think about these things before you take the first girl home, especially when she approached you. Otherwise a $10 club night might end with a $200 bill.
Should You visit Bukhara and Samarkand?
Why should you date sexy Uzbekistan girls in Tashkent?
Why not in Bukhara or Samarkand?
These cities are too small. I mean, you can meet girls here. I’ve seen two or three girls on Russian Cupid. But if I were you, I wouldn’t contact them.
The only possible way to meet women who are not as traditional as the Uzbek dating culture wants them to be is to stay in Tashkent.
Of course, you can visit Bukhara and Samarkand. Walk around and make some photos. Maybe you like it. But I doubt that you’ll find the perfect girl here.
The Conservative Uzbek Dating Culture is Your Advantage
How conservative is the local dating culture?
Don’t even get me started. The girls of Uzbekistan don’t have it easy. Maybe that’s why they are so enthusiastic when a foreigner sends them a message.
Here are three reasons for their enthusiasm:
- 1They are no virgins anymore.
- 2They want to experience an adventure.
- 3They want a boyfriend who gives them freedom.
Read the first point again and tell me if you would date a girl who’s not a virgin anymore? Of course you would! I mean, I would. But most Uzbek men wouldn’t. Virginity is so holy in this country (at least in some parts and among some families) that sex before marriage is a huge no-go.
Women are expected to be virgins when they marry. And yes, they check the blood on the bedsheets.
You are their last hope for a normal dating life.
Your Uzbekistan Girlfriend is Only 23 But…
Yes, she wants a normal dating life with the freedom to do naughty things with you.
But she’s still 10x more conservative than you. She thinks about marrying you each time you try to unzip her bra. Heck, she thought about you being her husband when you kissed her the first time.
Sorry, but that’s how it works in this part of the world.
But in case you are looking for Uzbekistan girls for marriage, you shouldn’t worry too much. She’s not an American girl. She doesn’t talk about romance and love as if she was writing a love song for the next shitty Disney movie.
Nope, she’s a realist.
She grew up in a country where people don’t have time for daydreaming. Uzbekistan has one of the lowest divorce rates in the world. If she wants to marry you, she wants to stay with you.
Here’s Why Your Uzbekistan Bride Won’t Divorce You
How can I be so sure that Uzbekistan brides don’t think about divorce?
It’s all about the culture.
The culture is so traditional that marriage is seen as the ultimate goal for women. Divorce, on the other hand, is seen as shameful and a disgrace for her family. In this sense they are even more traditional than Russian brides.
Yep, that happens when the influence of the Western culture is even less than in Mother Russia. But hey, at least you can meet a lot of women who would marry you after three dates. Oh, wait. They don’t do dating. Ah, shit.
Summed Up Wisdom
The women in Uzbekistan look more Asian than I thought. And they don’t look at all like Borat’s mom. Just remember that this is NOT the same country as Kazakhstan, even though both end with stan.
And also keep in mind that just because a dating site promises access to hundreds of beautiful Uzbek girls, doesn’t mean that this is true. I tested a few different dating sites and as you can read in the article, Russian Cupid is the clear winner.
What else is there to know? Oh, yeah. The girls you can meet on Russian Cupid are probably not virgins anymore. Sorry about that. But that’s just another reason why they are so crazy for you. Embrace them with open arms.