You want to know how to get a girl in bed with you and you want to do it fast.
Am I right?
Then let’s go. We can’t afford to lose any time because you’ve already wasted enough time listening to the wrong people.
Let me ask you: Did it work?
I already know the answer. I know it because there was a time when I listened to the wrong people who gave me the wrong advice. And guess what...I couldn’t get a woman in my bed if my life depended on it. I was a hopeless case, at least until Albert Einstein helped me to make a life-changing realization.
“Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
That’s when everything changed.
And not just one girl!
Over the past couple of years, I slept with more than 35 women and in this article I will show you the exact steps I took…
The Fast Track: How to Get a Girl in Bed with You in One Day
Why did you click on this article?
I’m sure you didn’t click on it because you want to know how to get a woman in bed next week, next month or next year. Heck, some guys don’t figure this out in a decade. No, you want and you demand fast results.
I’ll show you how to do it one day or one night.
Yes, you can get a woman in bed the first night, but only if…
None of the things you’ve done in the past will help you to achieve your goal. You need to delete all the negative beliefs from your memory drive. Imagine you’re a blank piece of paper. Allow me to fill the paper with ink, strategies, and the right manual.
I have news for you:
The following steps contain everything you need to know to get a girl in bed with you. You can either look at this article as a step-by-step guide, or you can pick out certain techniques you want to use. It’s up to you.
Get in your car, shut the door, and take the fast track…
1. Clean Your Bedroom
Okay, forget about the car.
I don’t even have a car. But I have a bedroom and I’m pretty sure you have one too. I mean, it’s still possible to learn how to get a woman in bed with you while living under a bridge. But having a warm and cozy bed is definitely an advantage.
But it’s only an advantage if your bed looks and smells good.
Don’t run away just yet. I know how stupid “clean your bedroom” sounds. At the first glance, it doesn’t sound like solid dating advice. But believe me. It is. It’s the best thing you can do to make sure that she wants to sleep with you once she’s on your bed.
If you do these three things, you’re already ahead of the game. You wouldn’t believe how many girls show last minute resistance because they don’t want to lay their naked bodies on a smelly bed. Science agrees with me on this.
Make sure that she can neither resist you nor your bed.
2. Clean Your Holes and Clip Your Nails
It’s time for some disgusting shit. No, really.
Don’t worry. I’ll show you how to approach girls, how to attract them, and how to get them in bed in record time. But I also want you to take a moment and look at your mouth and your finger nails.
Not your asshole…that goes too far.
Instead of hating me for asking you about your holes, ask yourself the following questions:
Ready for what?
Let me tell you a secret:
Your fingernails are more powerful than your style, your face, and the size of your penis. I’m serious. A woman who wants to sleep with you knows that your fingernail will touch her down there. And she doesn’t want an infection.
Make them vagina friendly before you leave the house.
3. Walk out the Door in Your Best Shirt
You’re a hunter.
Come on. You want to know how to get a girl in bed with you. Take your spear and hunt the damn tiger. In other words, grab your smartphone and go out with the intention to meet a beautiful woman.
What? You want to stay home?
Sorry, but that’s not how it works. You can’t expect a girl to show up at your door, take off her clothes, and ask you if she can clean your pipe. That works in the porn you love too much. It doesn’t work in real life.
Real life requires real action…and your best shirt.
Here are some reasons why you should wear your best shirt:
This is so damn important. But most men get it wrong. It’s not so much about looking sharp (even though it doesn’t hurt). I picked up girls in sweatpants. Don’t confuse cause and effect. Women are into confident men and if you wear your best outfit, you radiate confidence.
Now get your jacket and get the fuck out of the door…
4. Check out Girls to See the Signs
Did you bring your night vision goggles?
Forget about that. You don’t need them. You need superman’s X-Ray vision. In other words, you need to be able to see what other men don’t see. Let’s face it. Most men are blind.
They don’t see the signs of women.
You are more aware than a Buddhist monk and you see every sign.
You’re like a guy with three eyes in a room full of blind men. You check out girls and you observe who is interested in you and who’s not. Of course, not all women want to get in your bed. But that doesn’t matter because…
…your eyes are on the prize…and because you have…
5. Play Hide and Seek with Her Eyes
You want to get her in bed quickly. That’s why you want to make sure that she’s into you.
I mean, you can approach random girls without looking out for signs and without being certain. But why should you waste valuable time? It’s better to be 99% sure that you approach the right girl than to be 9% sure.
What do you do next?
Play hide and seek with her eyes.
She’s only a couple of meters away from you. Your eyes meet. You look at her. She looks at you. Then she looks away. Now you look at her again. You smile. And you pray to God that she smiles more than this chick...
You continue the game while you walk up to her.
What did you say? You want to wait until SHE walks up to YOU?
Don’t be ridiculous!
6. Make the First Move or Move On
Are you a man or a mangina?
I know that you’re a man and not a mangina because you’re a Global Seducer. You don’t wait until a woman makes a move on you. Hell no! You make a move on her and you do it fast.
This whole process shouldn’t take more than a couple of seconds. Okay, maybe it takes a minute because you have to cross a really busy street. As long as you don’t get hit by a car and reach the other side with two arms, two legs, and one penis, you have no excuse to hesitate.
Hesitate and masturbate.
That’s the rule. Heck, you want to know how to get a girl in bed. So make the first move. Yes, always. It’s your duty as a man, as a seducer, and as a guy who wants to get laid within the next 24 hours.
Now you’re in front of her.
She smiles and is excited to hear what you have to say…
7. Tell Her Why You Approach Her
You want to know how to get a woman in bed fast, right?
Then stop hiding your dick!
Okay, I don’t want you to walk up to her, unzip your pants, and show her the size and the shape of your best friend. That’s not what I mean. I’m talking about the way you approach girls. Approach her, knowing that there’s something between your legs.
Here’s how most men approach women:
What kind of stupid shit?
“You look really nice today.”
“Do you know the way to X?”
“You look like a really friendly girl.”
Yes, she is nice, friendly, and she also knows the way to X. But nobody cares. She wants to know why you approach her and NONE of the examples above reveal your intent.
She doesn’t know!
So let her know. Tell her that you’re attracted to her. Communicate that you are not interested in a platonic friendship. And use words, such as beautiful, sexy, and attractive.
Now she knows what you want…and she wants more.
8. Let Her Feel the Adrenaline Rush
You were bold enough to approach her and courageous enough to not hide your dick. You’re already more attractive than all the nice guys who wasted her time talking about the weather. She wants to find out more about you, but she’s scared that…
How could you possibly ruing the moment?
Well, small talk is one way, but being too pushy is another. Some guys ask for a girl’s number straightaway. That’s bad. You can’t expect her to give you the digits without feeling you…in a non-physical way.
Here’s what you need to do:
Now she’s excited to get to know you, but she still doesn’t trust you.
9. Put Her in the Comfort Zone
In order to get a woman in bed quickly, you need three ingredients:
- 1The interest to get to know her.
- 2An emotional connection.
- 3A physical connection.
I just showed you how to get her interest. Now it’s time for step number two. And no, you can’t skip it and go directly to the third step. That only works in bars and clubs…and when she’s drunk or so horny that her whole body is shaking. It doesn’t work if you pick up a girl in broad daylight.
She needs to feel two emotions:
Trust + Comfort = She's ready for more
Once she trusts you AND feels comfortable around you, she’ll open up. She’ll open up emotionally and physically. In other words, making her like you and touching her beautiful body gets easier. But first, you need to do something.
Here’s what you need to do:
Yes, I just said that you should respect her personal space. And I mean it. Touching her is always good (more on that in the next section), but what if she draws back? Give her space. Some girls need more time.
You adjust the speed to her needs and that’s why she trusts you.
10. Force Her to Be Attracted to You
Don’t do it cavemen style.
You don’t physically force her to be attracted to you. You use your charm and your arm. Yep, your charm and arm are the perfect team.
Here’s how to make her attracted to you and get her in bed fast:
How does she react when you touch her hand or her shoulder?
Let’s say she takes a step back. That’s okay. Try again later. What if she comes closer? Awesome! Continue the touching game. She feels comfortable and she trusts you. You’re ready for the next stage.
Oh, I almost forgot one thing. Besides your arm and your charm, you can also use your opinion to make a girl attracted to you. It’s pretty easy. Just say whatever you think and feel. Don’t be afraid to offend her.
Women want to get into bed with men who have their own opinion.
11. Date Her Now or Later But Do it Today
It’s time for your first date.
Yes, today. You came here because you want to know how to get a girl in bed in one day. That’s why you need to have your first date on the same day. So let’s get started.
Here’s the action plan (you have three choices):
- You take her on an instant date in a café.
- You give her a couple of hours and meet her in the evening.
- You wait a couple of days and set up a date next week on Sunday.
What if you want to wait?
Choose option #3.
What if you are more impatient than an ADHD patient?
Choose option #2 or option #3.
12. Get Her Back to Your Place Fast
Are you ready to seal the deal?
Then take her back to your place. Okay, you can also go to her place, but there’s a high chance that she won’t take you there. It’s dirty. She hasn’t cleaned in months. And her hair is spread all over the bathroom floor. No chance.
You have to get her back to your place.
Here are a couple of ways to make this happen:
This makes her feel safe. It’s the same with you and my book Rise of the Phoenix. I give you a 60-day no questions asked money back guarantee. You don’t like my book? I’ll give you all your money back, no questions asked (P.S. Not one single guy claimed a refund).
She doesn’t like it at your place?
You open the door for her and let her out, no questions asked.
But don’t worry. She’ll love it. And do you know why? Because your bedroom smells better than a perfume factory! Hah, I told you that my first tip was useful.
13. Don’t Break the Spell When the Door Closes
Don’t destroy the sexual tension when she's at your place.
That’s more important than the future of mankind. Or should I say peoplekind? I mean, I don’t want to offend any Canadians (just kidding, love you guys).
You continue to touch her and go for the kiss.
And no, she didn’t come back to your place to see your furniture. She’s not an interior designer. And even if she’s one, she wants something to happen. She wants you to escalate and I want you to do the same.
Why do I want that?
Because I promised to help you to get a girl in bed fast!
14. Lead Her in Your Bedroom or Stay on the Couch
I hope you have condoms.
You don’t want to pay 18 years for one night of incredible pleasure. That’s a bad trade. Shit, I forgot to tell you to buy condoms before you clean your bedroom. But I’m sure you’re not only horny but also responsible.
Let’s seal the deal and get her in bed:
I won’t follow you in the bedroom. Sorry buddy, but I don’t want to see your hairy ass. You know what you have to do. But hey, maybe you don’t even need to take her to your bedroom. You’re already on your couch so…
Have fun and let me know in the comments below if you liked this article.
Summed Up Wisdom
You wanted to know how to get a girl in bed fast. So don’t complain that I lecture you about your bedroom, your fingernails and your holes. Yep, I’m a bastard. I know. But I want you to get laid. That’s why I tell you over and over again to wear your best shirt before you go out.
You’ll be so confident that you can check every girl out. And you should because that’s the only way to see the signs. Yep, women show their interest. On the other hand, they want you to show them why you approach them.
Why do you do it? Let me guess. You want her to like you and to feel attracted to you. Then put her in a comfort and trust bubble. She needs this feeling to let go. Once she’s at your place, follow my instructions and you’ll know how to get a girl in bed…fast.