Holy Jesus Christ, what the heck is Christmas Seduction?
I case you are not already drunk as fuck you have probably realized that today is Christmas Eve. Today is a day of funny, awkward and nerve-wracking family parties. It is not only a wonderful day and the birthday of Jesus Christ, but also a perfect day to seduce women.
Am I really shameless enough to utilize this day of reckless consumerism, compulsive get-together and senseless singing to seduce beautiful snowy angels? Yep, I am. And Why? Because there are thousands of girls walking around on Christmas markets and in malls who are horny like Santa Clause who stares on a naked elf.
I have to confess that there is probably no better time of the year for seduction, sex and debauchery than Christmas Eve.
I just travelled back to Germany to spend this wonderful day with my family and even here the girls seem very flirty and open at this time of the year.
But why is this holy time such a good time to get your dick sucked?
Merry Christmas!
Single Women are Lonely
Due to the fact that visiting my parents I am constantly forced to stare at this time-wasting machine called TV. Besides the fact that it is terrible for me to stare in this useless screen for more than a couple of seconds, it is remarkable to observe that every commercial, every show, every song and every film portaits the exact same image. You see nothing but happy couples with their children who gather together on Christmas Eve to celebrate, to smile, to hug and to cuddle.
I have no TV but average people who watch more than three hours of television a day are constantly bombarded with this illusionary picture of happy couples and families.
How do you think does a single woman feel around Christmas when she constantly sees that crap?
She is conditioned to feel that way and even if she hasn’t been lonely before, she will be as soon as she sees the next commercial for some overpriced Christmas gift. Every time she sees a happy couple at this time of the year she hopes to meet a guy with whom she can spend this day with.
She hopes to meet you.
If you don’t believe me just type “single for Christmas” into Google. You will find thousands of guides that try to help people, especially desperate women, to survive this day without following the trend to commit suicide on this wonderful day.
By telling you where and how you can get girls on Christmas Eve I kill two birds with one stone. On the one hand, I help you to spend your Holy Night inside a woman, which is definitely the best place to be at this time of the year. On the other hand, I help at least one lonely and desperate woman by sending you in her life.
Maybe you and the hot girl you end up under the Christmas tree with win the lottery today:
What can I say, I am a the perfect Santa Claus.
Daygame on Christmas
You can actually start your Christmas Seduction project a couple of days before Christmas when everybody is shopping for presents and all the people run around as if the world would collapse the next day.
But let’s be honest, when do you normally buy your presents?
I normally forget it till I remember that it is already Christmas and then I run to the mall to buy some stupid stuff for my family members. This behaviour is also very common for sexy girls.
Who else wants two melons as a Christmas present?
Even if you’ve already bought all your presents there is nothing wrong with visiting the nearest mall to approach a few lonely and stressed out girls in order to make their day.
How do you find out if the girls you want to approach is single?
She is alone. Period.
99% of the girls who are in a relationship would spend this day with their loved ones.
Today I had to go to a shopping center to buy the last present on my list. From five girls I approached I got three numbers and one instant date in a café nearby. That was no coincidence.
Go out, practice some daygame on Jesus’ Birthday and experience the holy magic of Christmas seduction. But besides running through shopping malls there is also another way to seduce women today.
Clubbing on Christmas Eve
In case you don’t want to walk through crowded shopping centres to get some fresh pussy, there is also the possibility to go to a club on Christmas Eve. This is what I am going to do after I hopefully survive the time I (have to) spend with my family.
For me and my friends it is a tradition to go to the same club every year and to party till the next morning. I take a shower, put on a nice shirt and take a bunch of condoms with me. The good thing is that you can be quite sure that the girls who celebrate Christmas in a club are single and ready to have some fun.
All you have to do is to ask yourself how a girl who is in a relationship spends Christmas Eve. First of all, she will spend this day together with her boyfriend. When it comes to the decision where to celebrate, they basically have to choose between spending it alone or at the house of his or her parents.
Which girls spend Christmas Eve in a club dancing and drinking to forget that they are lonely and that they have no one to snuggle up to in front of the chimney?
Single girls who still hope that they don’t have to spend this magical night alone…
Now I will celebrate Christmas with my family and afterwards I go to the club to rescue some beautiful girl from her loneliness and sexual frustration. I am looking forward to a wet and merry Christmas.
They don’t want to spend this night alone. They want to spend it with a man who know how to crack the female mind.
I wish you a merry Christmas and hope that Santa Clause gives you all the girls you want!
Summed Up Wisdom
It might be a bit blasphemous to say that Jesus Christ’s Birthday is the best day of the year to seduce girls but due to the fact that do not lie is written in the bible I simply have to share this truth with you. On Christmas Eve we are bombarded with TV shows, music and advertising that displays happy families and couples. Of course all the single ladies will feel a lot lonelier at this day than they usually do.
How can you use this fact to make you and some girl happy? The first thing you can do is to take advantage of the buying behaviour of most people on Christmas Eve. Just go to the biggest mall you can find. I can guarantee you that you will find a lot of hot girls there who buy the last presents for their parents. If you are not a big fan of crowded malls you can go to a club and pick up a sexually frustrated girl who was just waiting for a guy who rescues her from spending Christmas Eve all alone.
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