Now that I published my KenyanCupid review and know how friendly Kenyan women really are, I had to tell you everything about…
- Who they really are
- Why they want to date YOU
- How you can meet them
- What Barack Obama has to do with all of this
Oh, and you’re also going to learn what a mzungu is, why you are one, and why this increases your chances to charm single women from Kenya by 519% (yep, that’s the exact number).
Disable your Facebook notifications, close the site with the dirty videos, and discover the 17 facts you absolutely need to know before dating beautiful Kenyan women.
1. Kenyan Women are Among the Most Beautiful Women in Africa
As a man who is into dark-skinned women, you’ll fall in love with the beauty of Kenyan women.
There’s a reason why these beauties are so popular among Western men. And there is a reason why they are the only African women who got their own dating site from the Cupid Media group.
But I’m not just saying that these ladies are beautiful. I can prove it.
Just have a look at the following list of women:
- Malaika Firth (model)
- Lupita Nyong’o (actress)
- Patricia Kihoro (actress and singer)
- Emma Too (model)
- Charity Mwangi (Miss World 2015)
These are only a few examples of hot Kenyan women who prove that the women in this country have a mysterious beauty.
2. Kenyan Women Are Sexy AND Intelligent
Did you know that Wangari Maathai, a woman from Kenya, was the first African woman who received the Nobel Prize?
Oh, and she was also the first female in East and Central Africa who had a doctors degree. And while I don’t say that your Kenyan girlfriend will win the Nobel Prize, you shouldn’t underestimate her intelligence.
It’s not a coincidence that Nairobi has been named the most intelligent city in Africa.
3. Beautiful Kenyan Ladies from Nairobi are More Educated than Rural Girls
Nairobi has three popular universities.
- University of Nairobi
- Marist International University College
- United States International University
What about Mombasa?
- Kenyatta University Mombasa Campus
- University of Nairobi Mombasa Campus
- Jomo Kenyatta Univesity Mombasa Campus
Why did I just list these universities?
To prove a point.
I want to show you that you should focus on women who live in the bigger cities, at least when you want a Kenyan girlfriend or wife who is intelligent and educated.
Think twice before you date an uneducated girl from the countryside.
It might sound romantic to fall in love with a beautiful village girl, but she might not know anything about condoms and birth control.
4. Kenyan Brides Are Submissive to Their Husbands
Do you want a beautiful African wife who supports you in whatever you do and who follows you wherever you want to go with her?
The submissiveness of Kenyan brides will make your heart thump.
Now that I used the word “submissiveness”, I can already hear the screams of embittered WHITE feminists who call me a racist asshole with a slave fetish.
Traditional Kenyan women know exactly what I mean by submissiveness.
It means that…
- Her vision is that you achieve your vision.
- She supports you when you need support.
- She derives pleasure from pleasing you.
I call this a healthy relationship that has the potential to result in a fulfilling marriage.
5. Even the Pope Knows That Kenyan Ladies Have Traditional Family Values
“Everyone can say that dating a Kenyan woman can result in a fulfilling marriage. Prove it!”
Okay, okay. You want proof. You get proof.
I’m sure that there’s a reason why you want to date African women instead of Western women and I’m also sure that it’s not just because of the color of their skin. I mean, you can find a lot of black girls in the USA, England, France and many other Western countries.
But they are different.
They don’t have the same values. In fact, some of them don’t have any values at all.
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m sure you want…
- A woman who is 100% loyal.
- A woman who respects you and your family.
- A woman who cares more about the wellbeing of her family than about her promotion.
- A woman who enjoys it to take care of you and to treat you like her king.
It’s easier to find a spaceship with naked aliens who all look like Hugh Hefner’s wife than to find a woman with traditional family values…at least when you are looking in the West.
What about the women in Kenya?
Well, even the Pope knows that Kenyan girls are blessed with traditional family values.
6. Hot Kenyan Girls Know How to Party
Have you ever seen girls doing THIS in a club?
These girls are obviously not wife material.
Actually, they should run around with an at your own risk sticker on their forehead.
But what if you want to experience a dating adventure with a naughty party girl?
In this case, dating sexy Kenyan women who know how to shake their assets is definitely not the worst idea.
Just be careful that you don’t fall for her. Women like the ones in the video I just shared are perfect for an adventure. They are not so perfect for starting a family.
7. You Can Meet 40 Different Types of Kenyan Brides
There are more than 40 different tribes in Kenya. And every tribe has women with unique qualities, looks, and skills.
To be honest, I had no idea about these tribes.
I met quite a few Kenyan women in my life but none of them ever told me about their tribe. Okay, I never asked…until today.
Today I asked Google, YouTube and dozens of academic studies.
Now I could write a Master’s Thesis about the different tribes, but I know that you only care about one tiny aspect. You care about the difference between dating Kenyan women from tribe A and B.
Here’s what I found out:
- The women from the Luo tribe are so good (and loud) in bed that you want to die underneath them.
- The women from the Kikuyu tribe are more materialistic than Kim Kardashian.
- The women from the Luhya tribe are the least materialistic and make the best girlfriends and wives.
According to my research, you should stay away from Luo women, enjoy a romance with a Kikuyu woman, and marry a Luhya girl.
Do you have any experience with Kenyan girls from different tribes?
Share them in the comments below.
8. Marrying a Kenyan Woman is a Blessing Because They Have Christian Values
Different sources say different things.
According to the East African Studies Center, 70% of the people in Kenya are Christians. According to Wikipedia and a bunch of other sources, more than 80% of the population believes in Jesus.
I think that the second statistic is correct. The website of the East African Studies Center looks as if it hasn’t been updated since Kenya gained independence in 1963.
But no matter if more than 80% or 70% of the Kenyan women you’ll soon chat with are Christians; the majority of them have the same Christian values as you have.
Marrying a Kenyan woman can be a blessing, especially for a Christian man who dreams about having an African wife who believes in God.
9. KenyanCupid is the Best Online Dating Site to Meet Kenyan Single Women
I already told you that these ladies are the only African women who got their own African online dating site from the Cupid Media Group.
All the women from other African countries have to sign up on AfroIntroductions, in the hope to get noticed by a man like you. Kenyan women, on the other hand, have the privilege to join an online dating site that’s solely for Western men who are looking just for them.
KenyanCupid is by far the best and the largest dating site for Western men who want to meet Kenyan girls.
10. Dating Kenyan Women is Easy Because They are Fluent in English
But dating Kenyan women is not just easy because of Kenyan Cupid. You also don’t have to worry about language issues.
Kenya has two official languages, English and Swahili. And because I doubt that you are fluent in Swahili (let me know if you are), you can speak English with all the girls you’ll meet online.
You can contact them, get to know them, and connect with them without spending hours upon hours learning an African language.
This makes dating Kenyan girls so much easier.
11. Beautiful Kenyan Women Want You Because of Polygamy
Yes, it’s true. Some Kenyan girls are cool with polygamy.
The majority, however, pretends to be cool with it because they know that their husbands are not faithful. In 2014, the Kenyan government passed a legislation that allows men to marry as many women as they want.
And even though a leading women’s group is applauding this law, I know that a lot of Kenyan girls dream about having a faithful husband who loves them and only them.
How do I know that?
I know it because three of the girls I chatted with on Kenyan Cupid (and one of the girls I skyped with) told me that they dream about a traditional marriage, but that the culture and laws of the country make it impossible.
That’s one reason why so many women in this African country want to marry a Western man.
But it’s not the only reason…
12. Women From Kenya Want You Because You are White
White skin is more than just an ideal of beauty in Kenya. It’s an obsession, a dangerous obsession. And no, if you think that only lower class women with a low self-esteem dream about having white skin, you need to think again.
More and more influential and rich women use skin whitening products. These women are so obsessed with having white skin that they inject this stuff into their veins. That’s scary and it gets even scarier when you think about the fact that these are the women who set trends.
The typical Kenyan woman wants to have white skin and she wants her babies to look as white as possible.
But that’s not all.
They also believe that Western men, especially white Western men…
Are more romantic
Teat them better
Now you know why they treat you like a king.
13. Pretty Kenyan Girls Do Everything to Date a Mzungu
Do you know what’s a mzungu?
You are one!
I mean, you are one if you are…
B: Come from a Western country
That’s how people in Kenya call white foreigners. They call us mzungu. And no, this is not an insult. When they call you mzungu, they do it with respect.
Kenyan women love mzungus. Just have a look at what the Kenyan writer Anne Muiruri says about how far the women go to attract a guy like us.
She says that Kenyan girls…
- Starve because they want to look skinny.
- Straighten their hair and wear makeup 24/7.
- Don't care if the man is a lot older than they are.
They do all these things because they want to get a boyfriend or husband who looks like you, talks like you, and behaves like you.
“Some Kenyan women will do anything humanly possible to date a mzungu” Anne writes.
14. Single Women in Kenya Want to Date Older Men
Did I just say that beautiful Kenyan women want to date older men?
Yes, they do.
You’ve already had a look at my Kenyan Cupid review, right? Then you’ve seen the message from the girl who told me that I’m too young for her.
She’s younger than me.
That’s the weird and amazing (at least for older guys) reality of dating and romance in Kenya. Older men have a higher chance to attract the most beautiful women. It sounds counterintuitive but it’s the truth…a truth that hurts when you’re a 27-year-old guy like me.
Kenyan women believe that older men are…
- More mature
- Ready to settle down
- More likely to be faithful
They know what kind of man they want and they are willing to do everything in their power to get him.
15. Dating in Kenya Has Never Been Easier Thanks to Barack Obama
They love white men, they think that you are more romantic than Italians after a testosterone cycle, and they don’t care that your blonde hair turned grey.
Can it get any better?
Yes, but only if you are American (goddammit, why do I have to be German?!).
Believe it or not, but some of the girls on Kenyan Cupid write in their profile that they are ONLY interested in American men. (P.S: I contacted them anyway and a lot of them replied).
But why are Kenyan women so attracted to American men?
Because of a man you all know, a man who had to leave when Donald Trump was elected.
Yes, I’m talking about Barack Obama.
Obama’s father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr. was born in Kenya. That’s no secret and it’s also no secret that Obama can speak Swahili.
Since the election of Barack Obama, every Kenyan woman wants a child who looks like him, talks like him, and has the same success as him.
I doubt that the election of Donald Trump leads to the same enthusiasm for American men.
16. Kenyan Women Work Harder than Kenyan Men
Not matter how many times I tell you that hot Kenyan girls are attracted to mzungus like you, you might still be afraid that your money is the only thing they want. I can understand this fear, but you have to understand the reality.
The reality is that a lot of these women earn more than the local men.
Of course, every Kenyan man will tell you that money is the only reason why a Kenyan woman would date a white guy. They say this because they are too proud to admit that their women are smarter and working harder.
They are better at university, get better jobs and earn more money. They do all of this while taking care of the children and the household.
Kenyan women spend their time in evening classes while the men ruin their health and empty their wallets in bars.
Maybe that’s why she’s sp motivated to find a Western man. Just some food for thought.
17. Beautiful Kenyan Women Love Compliments about Their Dark Skin
Sometimes white men can get away with things that black men can’t, especially when it comes to giving compliments to African women.
Sorry, but as an African man you don’t get the same reaction when you tell them how much you love their beautiful dark skin and their curly hair.
Kenyan women love noting more than when a white guy tells them exactly that.
Remember, they believe that white skin is beautiful. You’ll shake their reality. Your compliment will boost their self-esteem and make them smile.
Just like I did by asking “do you even know how beautiful your dark skin really is?” in the message I used when I tested Kenyan Cupid.
That’s how the girls will react when you use this compliment:
You are making the world a better place and you have the chance to meet the woman of your dreams in the process.
Summed Up Wisdom
These ladies love Western men. But that’s not all. Dating Kenyan women is not as hard as you might think. You speak the same language and thanks to the fact that most girls are Christians, you have the same values and beliefs.
But be careful. There are more than 40 tribes and falling in love with a woman from the wrong tribe can be dangerous. But thanks to their obsession with white skin, the romantic image of white guys, and Barack Obama, it has never been easier to date a sexy African girl.
You can meet hundreds of beautiful Kenyan ladies on Kenyancupid.com. Just tell them how much you love their curly hair and their dark skin and they’ll want to meet you, no matter if you are 10 or 20 years older than them.