Do you want to have sex with beautiful women?
I hope so.
Otherwise, I would have to worry that you are either gay, asexual or completely out of your mind.
Do you want to experience the pleasurable feeling of a wet and warm pussy around your dick in less than 24 hours?
In case you think that it is impossible for you to have sex within the next 24 hours I need to tell you something:
You are wrong!
No matter at which stage you are at the moment and no matter how unsuccessful you are with women, there are dozens of things that you can do today, that have the power to get you laid tomorrow.
This is the next step…
The 13 Things You Can Do Today to Get Laid Tomorrow
No more excuses, no more procrastination and no more self-deluding. Today it’s time to get your hand off your dick, switch off your computer and take the first step towards a life with unlimited supply of delicious vaginas.
Can you already feel the invigorating energy of the naked woman that you will wake up next to?
Imagine how you caress her naked body, how you kiss her soft lips and how you slowly slide your cock inside her.
All you have to do to make this fantasy come true is to use this very day for some activities that will bring you closer to a night full of passionate sex with an incredibly beautiful woman than you have ever been before…
1. Do Something Awkward
Do you have approach anxiety? Are you afraid that someone you don’t even know and will never see again judges you for approaching a woman?
In case you suffer from this fear, you should use this day to do something awkward. It doesn’t really matter what you do. As long as you do something that is uncomfortable for you and that forces you to step out of your comfort zone, you are on the right path to a life without fears.
Make people uncomfortable by staring at them. Ask women for directions while you look at their boobs. Ask random people weird questions about their sex life. The more weird things you do, the less you care about being judged and the more you enjoy the process of achieving social freedom.
Yeah baby, that’s how social freedom feels!
I don’t say that it will be easy. You probably have to push yourself a little bit, but after you have overcome your fear of being judged by other people, approaching a woman will be a walk in the park.
2. Say Hi to a Sexy Girl
All you have to do to get in contact with amazing women is to say “hi” to the next beautiful lady you see. You don’t even have to approach her with a direct compliment and you don’t have to wrack your brain about what to say.
You don’t need any sophisticated pickup lines.
I know that it sounds unrealistic, especially because you have been conditioned to believe that meeting breathtaking women has to be complicated. However, two letters can be all that is needed to get the attention of a beautiful woman.
This simple word can lead you in so many different directions. The next girl you say “hi” to might dream about finding the right guy and you happen to look like the knight in shining armor that she always fantasizes about.
3. Prove Yourself Right
The next girl you approach might have a boyfriend. She might also be a lesbian. Maybe she is not a lesbian but you are too short/tall/ugly/chubby or German (oh, that would be me) for her.
No matter what ridiculous excuses you make to not take action:
Get off the couch and prove yourself right!
Make the test and prove if all of the negative assumptions that you have about yourself and about the effect you have on women are actually true. All you have to do to prove yourself right is to approach the next girl who must think that you are too “INSERT EXCUSE HERE”.
In case you are right, you can be happy that you are such a smart boy. In case you are wrong, you might get her number within the next thirty minutes, meet her for a drink later and have sex with her by the end of the day.
4. Ask Someone for Advice
Do you know someone who already has the dating success that you want?
Come on, there must be someone you know who doesn’t end up dating psychologically unstable girls with severe self-esteem issues. There must be at least someone who has already lost his precious virginity without going to a prostitute.
Contact this guy and ask him for advice.
In case your whole social circle consists of male virgins who have never stood in front of a naked woman, you can alternatively shoot me an e-mail and ask me for advice. I am always happy to help.
5. Quit Porn
In case you are reading these lines while you are watching some porn clip in another browser window you should feel slapped in the face. Imagine how my hand beats the crap out of you until you finally close that other tab, concentrate on my words and promise yourself to never watch another porn movie again.
Hehe, I go hard until my dick explodes!!!
I am sorry to destroy your illusion, but rubbing your dick like a desperate chimpanzee while you watch another man banging some hot girl with a bleached asshole and more daddy issues than Lindsay Lohan, won’t lead you on the path of success with women.
Porn destroys your motivation, your sex drive, your mental health and it probably also makes your balls shrink (one day I’ll find the proof for that). Quit it today, feel the increase of motivation when you wake up tomorrow, approach a few girls during the day and get laid at night.
6. Create an Online Dating Profile
Have you ever thought about dating in the virtual world? Even though I had huge success with online dating I still believe that you shouldn’t replace approaching and seducing women in real life with online dating. The only way to overcome your fears and to walk on the path of self-improvement is by dating women in the real world. It’s also better for your eyes.
However, that doesn’t mean that a professionally designed online dating profile can’t help you to get laid. If you register your profile now, write to twenty girls until the end of the day and set up a date for tomorrow, your chances of getting lucky are pretty high.
7. Go to a Swingers Club
By going to a swingers club you can actually prove me wrong, because by going there you can get laid today and not tomorrow. If you think that I am just kidding I have to disappoint you. I really think that these clubs are a great way to get together with women who just want to get fucked.
You might even be lucky and find a girl who wants to be your fuck buddy. The stereotype that only old couples in black leather go there is definitely not true. A lot of clubs organize parties for young people and the girls who you’ll meet at these parties are anything but ugly.
8. Start to Work Out
Do you want a motivational kick in the ass by releasing a portion of testosterone?
Then join your local gym and start to work out…today!
Stop making excuses and do something for your health, your body and eventually for your self-esteem. After your first workout you will be in pain, but you will also feel energized and motivated to make use of all the testosterone that runs through your body.
9. Meditate
Are you nervous around women? Then breathe in, breathe out and do nothing else until you feel a bit calmer.
Approaching a woman can be a very stressful experience and one of the best ways to reduce stress within seconds is by meditating. The fact that I am so calm and relaxed when I talk to smoking hot girls is closely related to the fact that I practice meditation on a regular basis.
Of course you won’t transform into a Buddhist monk within 24 hours, but you can be a lot calmer and therefore more than ready to approach the hot blond girl with the blue dress who fantasizes about a man who has the courage to rip her clothes off.
10. Go to a Club without Swingers
Why don’t you go to a club today? Calm down. This time I don’t talk about the swingers club. All you have to do to get laid is to go to a normal club and approach a few party girls. There are always a few girls who only go to a club because they want to find a man who takes them home.
Come on ladies, let’s make a toast to the lucky guy who will bang us all night!
Yes, the only reason why they dressed up for two hours is to get undressed. Play the numbers game and wake up to a slightly hungover but incredibly sexy girl. Just make sure that you use a condom.
Impregnating a party girl isn’t the best idea ever.
11. Make a Contract with Yourself
Please take a pen and a piece of paper. In case you have been born after the year 1995 and you don’t know what pen and paper are, you can alternatively open a word document.
It’s time to set up a contract.
No, I don’t want to marry you. All I want you to do is to set up a contract in which you promise yourself that you will do everything that is in your power to become successful with women.
Sign it with your tears, your sweat and your blood and promise yourself to adhere to your contract.
12. Meet a Friend Who Has the Same Goal
In case you don’t know anyone in your social circle who wants to become successful with women, you either have the most sexually satisfied friends in the world, or your friends are lying in your face. You must have one friend who would be happy if you would show him my website.
Besides making him happy by showing him my website, you can also make yourself happy by asking your friend to embark on this journey with you. Ask him if he wants to be your wingman and enjoy hunting bad girls like Batman and Robin enjoy hunting bad guys.
About two years ago when I started with my first approaches, I often met with a good friend of mine who also wanted to become better with women. I know how powerful it can be to have someone who pushes you to the limit.
Meet your friend tomorrow, push each other to the limit and don’t go home until you have found a woman who puts her number in your phone.
13. Read all My Articles and Buy my Book
Have you read all of my articles? I know they are quite long, which is pretty bold in a day and age where human beings have an average attention span of 8 seconds, which is less than the attention span of a goldfish.
However, I want to provide you with the most valuable articles possible and I simply can’t cover a whole topic in 400 words, without leaving out important information and advice.
I honestly believe that you must be willing to spend more time than 8 seconds a day on studying the art of seduction, if you really want to become good with women. Yes, you have to become better than a goldfish.
When it comes to meeting and seducing women, the ones who are the most determined are the ones who will be the most successful.
I really try my best to cover every possible topic that supports you on your path towards becoming a Global Seducer. Maybe the article that I am going to publish tomorrow will be the one that will help you to solve your biggest sticking point.
I would really appreciate if you would follow me on my path and if you would allow me to motivate, inspire and support you on yours.
Summed Up Wisdom
There are quite a few things you can do today to get laid tomorrow. Doing something awkward can not only help you to overcome your fears, it can also lead to very interesting encounters. Just saying “hi” to a beautiful woman is also never wrong, but if you want to reach your full potential you should by my book. I know that this sounds like a marketing line, but I am proud of my book and I am also proud to market it.
After you have proved yourself right you can also ask someone for advice in order to reach the next level. Oh, and quit watching porn. That shit destroys you. After you have overcome your porn addiction you can dive into online dating or you can dive into a woman in a swingers club. Of course you can also go in a club without swingers.
Meditation and a workout can give you the necessary mental and psychological strength to get women into bed. Making a contract with yourself and meeting a friend who has the same goals can motivate you even more to do everything you can to succeed at this. And don’t forget to read all my articles. I know that they are long, but if you really want to learn something you can’t be too lazy to read.
Does somebody want to call Jason? Anyone? 😛
Hi my name is Jason iwhant to get laid today if any one that a girl my my number is (586)-569-1921 call me or send me a text and I will reply Bach to you and some one to love me
that’s great to hear
Thanks, and the best is that she didn’t call the police or slap me 🙂 actually she laughed and thanked me with a big smile. I could have done an easy transition about the statue behind her during the picture but she was too good looking to be attracted to me anyway. But that was a good experience.
The underlined sentences are no link…just the red ones are links 😉
I am proud of you. Giving a girl a compliment, even if it’s just a very short interaction is an important first step.
I’m not sure but i suspect that some of the underline sentences was supposed to be actually links to other articles, like you usually do. If that’s the case you must now that there is no workable link.
About meditation, that’s very strange, each time i tried, i experienced at the end of the day several hours of profound depression (like hating myself and losing all motivation)…not for me. I would be curious to know if other people experienced the same thing given the fact that meditation is commonly known for increasing hapiness…
By the way, for the first time, this weekend at the museum, i gave a compliment to a randome girl i didn’t known 2 minutes before (she asked me to take a picture of her and i said to her that she has a particulary beautifull smile), that’s just a small step i know and it’s a “nice guy” compliment, but that was funny.