There’s one thing you need to know about Zimbabwean women.
They are either so conservative that kissing and touching is impossible…at least until you put a ring on their finger. Or they are so sexual that you have to grab a condom five minutes after the first “hi”.
Dating in this African country is one big mystery.
No, I’m not talking about the illusionary patriarchy in the West. You know…the one that doesn’t exist. I’m talking about the real one. And it’s so real that some women, especially in smaller villages, are starving because of it.
But that doesn’t mean that you can’t meet amazing women in Zimbabwe.
In 2014, roughly one third of the population had internet access. Now it’s 2018 and the number is even higher. At the same time, online dating has grown.
Let me show you how you can make use of this trend and find the right girl…
You Can Meet Hundreds of Christian Zimbabwean Women
Who’s the right girl?
It depends on who you ask. A Muslim man might be looking for a wife who believes in Islam. A Christian, on the other hand, is more interested in a woman who shares the same Christian values.
You can meet hundreds of Zimbabwean girls who have the same beliefs as you.
Approximately 87% of the population is Christian. Sorry to my Muslim readers. That’s more than in Nigeria. Only 0.9% of the girls share your religious values. But hey, if you’re only dating her casually, her religion might not be an issue. But if you want to convince her family that you’re Mr. Right, it gets more important.
South African Men Want Your Zimbabwean Girlfriend
I asked one of the Zimbabwean girls I met online if she gets a lot of messages from European and American men.
Her answer surprised me.
She doesn’t get many messages from American and European guys. That’s why she was so happy when I wrote her. Instead, she gets dozens of messages from South African men…even though she wrote in her profile that she’s not interested in them.
They want her like mice want cheese.
And they don’t give up because they believe that the women of Zimbabwe are not so materialistic as the women in South Africa. They also believe that they are freaks between the sheets. I don’t know if it’s true what she told me, but I found an article in which the author wrote that South African men are crazy for Zimbabwean porn. So I guess it’s true.
Why do I tell you this?
Well, it’s always good to know where your competition comes from.
Meet Zimbabwean Women on This Dating Site
Remember what I said earlier about online dating in Zimbabwe?
It’s getting big. The trend is obvious. And you can use it to meet Zimbabwean brides, girlfriends, and friends with benefits.
Have you had a look at the picture above?
Good! Even though I can’t show the faces of the girls, I can tell you one thing: You can meet hundreds of them on the largest African dating site in the world.
Yup, I’m talking about Afro Introductions.
Oh, and before I forget it.
Why You Should Meet Zimbabwean Girls in Harare or Bulawayo
Let me ask you a question:
Do you want to meet Zimbabwe singles who are so uneducated that they beat the crap out of each other to show you how much they love you?
Okay, okay. That sounds like a porn script. I get it. You want to look at two half-naked African girls wrestling in the mud before the winner takes off your pants. But listen. Real life is not a porn movie. So I ask you one last time.
Do you really want to deal with THIS?
I couldn’t deal with that this. It would drive me nuts. I want a woman who’s educated, smart and who, believe it or not, doesn’t beat the crap out of people. Is that really too much to ask for? In rural areas, it might.
Just think about it.
All the popular universities are in Harare and Bulawayo. These are the only two cities with more than a million inhabitants. What comes next? There’s only Chitungwiza with less than 400.000 people. If I did my research correctly, this city doesn’t have one single university.
In other words, if you want to meet smart girls, go to the big cities.
Most Zimbabwe girls on Afro Introductions live in Harare and Bulawayo anyway. It’d be stupid to waste your time in small towns with nothing to offer except uneducated women.
The Best Dating Spots in Harare
Let’s assume you chat with dozens of beautiful Zimbabwean women online. You decide that you want to meet three of them. You choose the three hottest girls with the most joyful personality…and the biggest booty.
The question is: Where do you take her on your first date?
In case she’s from Harare, you can take her to one of the following venues:
Enjoy a crazy night in the Volt Club.
Visit the Lion and Cheetah Park with her.
Let her show you the Anglican and Catholic Cathedral.
Enjoy a delicious seafood dinner at Organikks.
Get tipsy and touchy at Paula’s Place
There are so many things to do in the largest city in the country. You’ll enjoy your first date. The second date will hopefully be on your bed with your laptop as home cinema.
The Best Dating Spots in Bulawayo
What if the girl of your dreams lives in Bulawayo?
God, so many people will be staring at you. Sorry, but it’s true. There are not many foreigners who visit this African country and there are even less who step outside of Harare. I hope you’re okay with people staring at you and your beautiful Zimbabwean girl.
In case you are cool with it, you can take her to one of these places:
Dance the night away in the Club 263.
Enjoy the best steak in town at the Cattleman Steakhouse.
Get to know each other at the Indaba Book Café.
Visit the Matobo National Park and the Khami Ruins.
Don’t worry. Even though Bulawayo is not famous for being a popular tourist destination, you’ll find something to do.
One Last Question: Is Your Zimbabwe Wife into Wife Swapping?
Do you remember what I said earlier about wife swapping?
Maybe you’ve missed it. Maybe you’ve read it and thought to yourself “That’s just one of Sebastian’s inappropriate jokes.”
I wish it was.
Swinging and wife swapping are getting more and more popular in Zimbabwe. I read about one case where the guy decided to trade his wife for his friend’s wife. Maybe she was better in the sack. I can’t blame him.
Of course, the church tries to stigmatize the women who are into that kind of stuff by mentioning demons, doctrines, and all kinds of other crap. I’m not here to play the upholder of moral standards. I just want you to remember this ongoing trend.
You might want to ask your Zimbabwean bride before you put a ring on her finger. You never know.
I just know this: You can meet her here today.
Summed Up Wisdom
Are you a Christian man looking for a Zimbabwean girlfriend or wife? You can meet so many Christian girls in this country. But I give you a tip. Focus on the girls in Harare and Bulawayo. These two cities allow you to meet the most beautiful and the most educated girls.
Where can you meet them? The best dating site, by far, is Afro Introductions. You can meet hundreds of Zimbabwean girls on this site. At the same time, Harare and Bulawayo offer a wide range of dating venues.
What if you’re serious about your girlfriend? Ask her how she feels about wife swapping. It’s a growing trend in the country. You better know what she wants before you tie the knot. And be aware of the South African men. They want your woman.