Let’s talk about Ukrainian women.
Don’t you think that they are absolutely stunning?
Of course, you do. Otherwise you would be here. You are totally into them. I’m too. And I’m going to reveal everything about their beauty, their characteristics, and what it takes to meet, date, seduce and even marry them.
But I have to warn you.
This is the most detailed article about these beautiful Eastern European creatures that has ever been written. I promise.
Yep, I’m not just another douchebag who writes about a topic he has no fucking clue about…even though I still don’t know if my friend would bang me.
The following 63 dating revelations provide you with everything you need to know (and could possibly know) about meeting sexy girls in this magical country.
Let’s get started…
1-4 Everything You Always Wanted to Know about the Beauty of Ukrainian Women
Why are Ukrainian women so beautiful?
I’ll tell you why. But first, a word of warning:
Please don’t tar and feather me if I accidentally put a “the” in front of Ukraine. I know that it’s not correct. But I’m German and we still put “the” in front of the country name. Have mercy in case I mess up a few times.
I just wanted to get that off my chest.
Now let me show you why visiting this country in the summer can lead to severe neck pain, a long and dry tongue, and a big fat bump on your head...
1. Ukrainian Women are the Most Beautiful Girls in Europe
I really believe this to be true.
Visit Berlin and you have to walk for at least an hour to see a stunner who takes your breath away. She’s probably Ukrainian. Book a flight to Kiev and you can’t get out of the airport without risking your life. You’ll look everywhere besides straight ahead.
This is the only country on earth where radical feminists, even though a bit too crazy for my taste, are hot as hell.
The stereotype of the beautiful Ukrainian girl is true.
The hype is true. - The long legs, the blonde hair, the soft skin…EVERYTHING is true.
You don’t believe me? See for yourself…
You have to see it with your own eyes.
2. The Ukraine is No Place for Big Booty Lovers
Slim is beautiful in Ukraine.
Sorry, but if you’re into big butts, you’ll be disappointed.
No, no, no, no no…I’m not saying that Ukrainian women don’t have sexy asses. They have. But their butt cheeks tend to be strong and firm and not big and moving from one side to the other. While Western women tend to have 10 kilos too much on the hips, Ukrainian women tend to have 5 kilo below what’s considered healthy…at least in our McDonalds infested culture.
No bubble butt in Kiev, my friend.
But hey, you have access to thousands of fit and slim girls. So don’t complain.
3. It’s Hard to Find Ukrainian Women in Sneakers
Pretty Ukrainian ladies love to walk around in pretty high heels.
Of course, Ukrainian women wear sneakers…but only if they go to friends and if there are guaranteed no men. Whenever they go somewhere where a male human being could see, smell, or hear them, they wear their high heels.
I love it. What about you?
I mean, I was born in a country where women would rather eat rusty nails and spit blood than spend two minutes in high heels. It’s impossible for me to not appreciate long and beautiful (and shaved) Ukrainian legs in black, golden, and silver high heels.
4. The Most Beautiful Ukrainian Girls are Insecure about Their Beauty
Did you know that the most beautiful Ukrainian women don’t feel so beautiful?
Imagine you are in a bar. Every other guy in the bar weights 200 kilos. They can’t even walk. They just lean on the bar trying not to fall down.
Would you feel attractive? Of course! You are in the top 1%.
Now imagine you are in a bar where everyone looks exactly like you. They have the same style, wear the same clothes, and have the same beautiful eyes (yes, you have beautiful eyes, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise).
What changed? Everything changed.
That’s how Ukrainian women feel when they are abroad and when they are home. My Ukrainian friend told me a million times that she loves Germany because she feels so beautiful.
In Kiev every second girl looks like her.
Do you think she feels like a model (she’s really gorgeous)? No, she doesn’t. She’s just one of thousands.
Of course, only if you meet a girl with the right personality…
5-12 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Characteristics of Ukrainian Girls
What are the characteristics of Ukrainian women?
Come on. I talked enough about their long legs, slim waist and the two sparkling diamonds in their head. It’s time to stop talking about the characteristics in their face. They also have boobs. But that’s not what this section is about.
It’s about their character and their personality.
And yeah, I know. You might be thinking to yourself “who gives a shit about her personality as long as she’s hot…”
Big mistake, buddy. Big mistake.
There’s nothing worse than dating a hot girl with an attitude like a fat-assed stripper from Atlanta.
Thank God Ukrainian women are not like that…
5. Ukrainian Women are Not Addicted to Attention
What are Ukrainian hotties really like?
- 1They are stunning.
- 2They get attention from guys all over the world.
- 3They must be stuck-up bitches and attention whores, right?
Well, no. They aren’t, at least not the girls I know.
Believe it or not, but they are pretty down-to-earth. Yes, they dress up, but that’s simply an expression of their femininity. For them, this is what women are supposed to do.
You can’t compare a Western party girl in a mini skirt with a Ukrainian beauty in a mini skirt while she’s buying mincemeat and cheese in the local supermarket.
She’s not addicted to attention. She’s all grown up.
6. Ukrainian Girls Can Handle their Own Shit
There’s one thing I love about Ukrainian babes.
It sounds so stupid, but I love the fact that they can handle their own shit. Your future girlfriend grew up in a cold-ass country where hardship is not such a big deal because it’s on every street corner.
And it didn’t get better with the War in Donbass.
There’s a fine line between being strong and pretending to be “strong and independent”. She has chosen which side she’s on.
7. There are Less Ukrainian Gold Diggers than You Think
Every guy who asks himself “what are Ukrainian women like?” comes up with one simple explanation. Maybe it’s because of stereotypes, maybe because of sites like TagTheSponsor…I don’t know.
But everyone thinks that Ukrainian women are gold diggers.
Here’s the truth:
Now let me share my super stealth under the radar 2-step technique to find out if the girl you’re dating is a heartless gold digger.
Step #1: Don’t buy her shit.
Step #2: See what happens.
8. Ukrainian Women are Not Like Russian Women
Uhhh…now I’m entering dangerous territory.
The good old Ukraine women vs. Russian women question.
That’s like comparing the booty size of Kenyan and Nigerian women. It’s hard because the difference is minor.
Here’s my totally biased opinion:
Yep, the visa regulations for foreigners, especially for Europeans, are more relaxed in Kiev than in Moscow. That’s why the competition is high. But that doesn’t mean that the fight is not worth it.
9. Ukrainian Women are Relentlessly Honest
I don’t know if you like their honesty or if you hate it. I love it.
Hot Ukrainian women can be like a swinging sledgehammer that hits you right in the face. They are relentlessly honest. When it comes to expressing their emotions and thoughts, no fucks are given.
Two of the three guys I coached in Kiev were American. One was German.
The German guy had no problem with this attitude because we Germans are ruthlessly honest by nature. The American had a hard time dealing with it. These ladies are the total opposite of the smiley and bubbly California girls.
10. Ukrainian Women Need Men Like Fish Need Water
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
Feminists love this line. Ukrainian girls don’t. They love men, need men, and want men. No, they don’t see it as a sign of weakness. It’s a sign of strength because hello hello, they are women.
And women (the emotionally healthy ones) like men.
Here’s what my hot friend said while she put on her high heels:
“I don’t understand how you could hate men when your father is a man.”
11. Ukrainian Women are at Peace with Their Culture
A typical date with an American chick:
I don’t know why, but whenever I’m talking to American girls I get the feeling that they hate their country and their culture. To my American readers: Am I paranoid or is this true?
Here’s a typical date with a Ukrainian girl:
They are at peace with their country and their culture. Is that really too much to ask for?
12. Ukrainian Women Want to Date Western Men (But Only a Certain Type)
They really do.
Have a look at what these beauties say about meeting and dating foreign men:
But not all foreigners are equally desirable.
Here are some of the guys they are sick and tired of:
According to my beautiful girl in Lviv, Turkish men have a hard time because most sex tourists are from Turkey. Sorry, but I’m just honest.
Don’t buy her. Seduce her.
13-20 Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Meeting Ukrainian Women Online
Where can you meet all these sexy long-legged girls?
Well, you could book a coaching with me, head over to Kiev, and spend all day hitting on model-type women in short skirts. It will change your life. I guarantee it.
What if you want to set up one, two, or even three dates BEFORE you arrive?
Online dating in Ukraine is the answer.
And here’s what you’ll learn in this section:
Let’s dive right into it…
13. Many Ukrainian Girls are Looking for Western Men Online
God, you can meet thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of stunning Ukraine brides on various online dating sites.
Some of them are looking for a husband. Others are looking for a boyfriend. Most of them are sick and tired of dating local guys.
I don’t say that Ukrainian men are terrible people.
They are not. But you can’t ignore the facts that the women have to deal with:
Stop worrying about the gold digger stereotype and think about these facts. She doesn’t want to date an alcoholic who beats the shit out of her before he dies an early death.
No woman wants that. That’s why she’s looking for you online.
14. You Can Meet Thousands of English-Speaking Ukrainian Girls Online
Is it really possible to meet English-speaking girls on Ukrainian dating sites?
It definitely is.
The official English Proficiency index is higher in Russia. But my experience says the opposite. If you asked me, I’d say that it’s easier to meet English-speaking girls in Ukraine than it is in Russia. Heck, this is especially true for girls you meet online.
What’s the best Ukrainian dating site?
I’ll tell you. But first, let me show you what to avoid…
15. Tinder, Facebook and Craigslist are Not an Option in Ukraine
Yes, you can meet Ukrainian singles on Tinder. But I wouldn`t do it.
The competition is fierce. Odessa and Kiev are known for their beautiful women. Thousands of guys visit these places every year. And guess what? Every single one of them can open Tinder and change their location to Ukraine.
The few girls who are on Tinder get bombarded with messages.
They don’t reply, they flake, and they act aloof because you are one of thousands. If you, however, join the best Ukrainian dating site, she’s one of thousands who compete for YOUR attention (More on that in a bit).
What about Facebook?
It’s the same game. Everyone uses it. You are just another guy with a desperate attempt. And don’t even get me started on Craigslist. It’s a scam. Most pictures are uploaded by shady marriage agencies or by guys who want to squeeze you out of your hard-earned cash.
Stay away from craigslist and focus on online dating sites…but not on marriage agencies.
16. Most Ukrainian Dating and Marriage Agencies are Scams
God, there are so many Ukrainian marriage agencies.
And yes, some of them are legit. But 95% of them aren’t. They all use the same method and it still surprises me that it works. Okay, there was a time when I almost fell for one of them. You can find the review here.
Here’s how the Ukraine marriage agency scam works:
- You have to pay for every interaction (a subscription with access to ALL girls would be too cheap, right?).
- You are not allowed to exchange contact details with the girls (smells fishy, doesn’t it?).
- You get overly romantic and very long letters from girls who never talked to you (something is not right here).
- If you want to meet her in Ukraine, she brings a translator who you have to pay for (Google Translate is for free)
I wrote reviews about marriage agencies in the past. I was young and naïve. But thanks to comments from my readers, I quickly uncovered the black sheep. I don’t do it anymore…unless I find one that’s not a scam.
Online dating sites are cheaper, faster, and 100 times more effective…
17. Online Dating Sites are Your Best Option in the Ukraine
What do the best Ukrainian dating sites have in common?
If you sign up on the right dating site, it’s a piece of cake to meet stunning girls. I mean, they are actively looking for foreign men like you.
It can’t get any easier.
Oh wait. It can…but only if you choose THE BEST Ukrainian dating site. I tested everything under the sun from EuroDate and J4L to LoveMe and BrideUkraine.
There can only be one winner…
18. Ukraine Date is the Best Dating Site to Meet Ukrainian Women
And the winner is…
No, it’s not called Ukrainian Cupid, even if a lot of guys are searching for that. The site is run by the same company that operates all these other Cupid dating sites…you know…Thai Cupid, Filipino Cupid, Russian Cupid.
Here’s why I believe that Ukraine Date is by far THE BEST choice:
This dating site works, it’s NOT a scam, and if you want to talk to as many girls as you want, you can simply upgrade your account (the subscriptions are very cheap).
Getting access to thousands of Ukrainian single women is cheaper than three Frappuccinos at Starbucks.
Reading my Ukraine date (with screenshots of the messages I got) is completely free.
You should definitely check it out before you join.
19. Check if The Girl Uploaded the Right Pictures
There’s a 99% chance that you won’t get scammed on Ukraine Date.
It’s almost impossible to fall for one of the popular Ukraine dating scams because…
However, it doesn’t hurt to have a look at the pictures of the beautiful Ukrainian women that are waiting for you online. The girl who presents herself in underwear is probably looking for customers, not for a boyfriend. I’m just sayin’.
20. Talk About Your Culture and Throw Around a Few Local Phrases
What’s the fastest way to impress a Ukrainian woman?
Learn her language.
No, you don’t have to be fluent. A couple of words are enough. It doesn’t really matter if you learn Russian or Ukrainian. Even though Ukrainian is (most likely) her native language, she understands Russian.
What if you still want to learn Ukrainian? Fine, here you go…
Hello – Vitayu
I love you – Ja tebe kochaju
I miss you – Ya sumuyu za toboyu
Leave me alone – Zalyste mene u spokoj
If she says the last sentence, you probably told her that she looks Russian.
Oh, and tell her how much you love the Ukrainian culture. Make an effort. Show her that you can’t wait to visit the St. Andrew’s Church and the Golden Gate in Kiev. She’ll love it.
21-26 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About The Best Cities for Dating Ukrainian Women
“Sebastian, there’s a war going on. It’s not safe to visit Ukraine.”
I know that there’s a war. But that doesn’t mean that the whole country is burning to the ground. The situation in the Ukraine is relatively stable, but the currency got hit hard. It’s cheaper than ever to live and date in this country.
Of course, there are areas you should better avoid:
These cities are a bit too close to the action, at least for now. But there are cities that are safe and that offer amazing date venues…
21. The Best Places for a First Date in Kiev
Kiev is the capital and the largest city in the country. You can meet more than one million women here. I can’t guarantee that they are all single, but I’m sure you’ll find the right girl on Ukraine Date.
Here are some ideas for your first date:
Is she a party girl? Take her to the Caribbean Club.
Is she a sporty girl? Visit the Kiev NSC Olimpiyskiy stadium.
Do you want to lick chocolate from her fingers? Book the Sweet Tour.
Does she want to be your tour guide? Let her show you the saint Sophia Cathedral.
Do you want to taste the local food with her? Eat at the famous Mama Manana in Kiev.
Are you still not sure?
Then watch this Asian chick talk about dead fish in the capital:
22. The Best Places for a First Date in Kharkiv
Nope, Kharkiv is not the same as Krakow.
One is the party capital of Poland and the other one is famous for the beautiful women. The city has more than 1.4 million inhabitants, which makes it the second-largest city in Ukraine.
Here are some things you can do with your future girlfriend:
Enjoy the summer sun at the Gorky Central Paro of Culture and Leisure.
Relax at the Nightclub Panorama Lounge.
Dance closely at the Entertainment Complex Misto .
Take her to the Kharkov Dolphinarium.
Kiss her at the Lovers Fountain.
23. The Best Places for a First Date in Odessa
Odessa…the city that has everything.
Take her to one of these venues:
Steakhouse Meat & Wine
Ibiza Club Restaurant
And of course, the beach in Odessa
24. The Best Places for a First Date in Nikolayev
I admit it. I’ve never been to Nikolayev, the city of brides.
Apparently, this city is home of the most beautiful women in Ukraine. That’s hard to believe because the girls I saw, met, and dated in Lviv and Kiev are stunning.
Can you really top that?
Let’s have a look at the best ideas for a first date:
Eat overprized local food at the Astoria Restaurant.
Kiss her during a movie at the Multiplex.
Enjoy a café at the UNO Café.
Go crazy at the Yankee bar.
25. The Best Places for a First Date in Kherson
What if you meet a woman on Ukraine Date and she lives in Kherson?
Well, then you have to travel to this beautiful city with approximately 300.000 inhabitants. And yes, it really is beautiful, at least compared to Nikolayev and Kharkiv.
I don’t know much about this city, but I asked my friend. She told me that the best dating venues are the Kharkov Zoo (women love animals) and a bar called Fat Goose English Pub.
That’s a weird name. I hope she doesn’t jerk me around.
26. The Best Place for a First Date in Lviv
Last but not least…
Let me introduce you to the city with the most Ukrainian beauties. Oh wait, that was Nikolayev. What about Lviv? It’s a city with 700.000 people, beautiful old buildings, and cheap but delicious food. But that’s not why I love it so much.
I love this city because I met a girl.
She’s not my girlfriend, but we shared more than one special moment. She’s not shy, but she said that she would be disappointed if I reveal her name on my site. That’s why I keep my mouth shut and enjoy the memories in my mind.
Here are the three places I visited with her:
We ate at the First Lviv Grill Restaurant of Meat and Justice.
We walked up and down the market Square.
We visited the High Castle Park.
God, I really love this city.
27-40 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Your First Date with a Ukrainian Girl
“It’s time for what?” It’s time for shit, shower, shave. Come on, you need to get ready for your first date with a stunning Ukrainian girl. And no, you can’t impress her with the same old lines that worked with your American ex-girlfriend.
Open your eyes to a new world.
It’s easy to learn how to date a Ukrainian woman once you survived the first date. But you have to survive it. And that’s not as easy as it sounds…
27. Show Up in a Blazer and Closed Shoes
Please don’t walk around like a sleazy sex tourist.
I’ve seen it too many times. Just because Kiev is cheaper than London and Los Angeles doesn’t mean that you should walk around like a beach tourist.
It’s a metropolitan city, for God’s sake.
Do you want to date the hottest girls in town? Then dress accordingly.
28. Trade the Handshake for a Hug and a Kiss on the Cheek
Here’s how you can end your date in seconds:
You are not in the West. You don’t have to worry about written consent. She also won’t tweet #meetoo when you kiss her on the cheek. She will, however, lose respect if you shake her hand as if she was a business man.
I have news for you:
She’s not a man and she doesn’t want to be a man. She’s a feminine woman who wants a hug.
29. You’ll Hug a Catwalk Model in front of Starbucks
Keep your cool.
You have to, even if it’s hard. And it will be hard because she won’t show up in sneakers. Ohhh no. She’ll look like a catwalk model. Young Ukrainian girls don’t leave their house without high heels, a tight dress or skirt, and perfect makeup...not on a first date.
Not to mention the fake eyelashes, fake nails, and the push-up bra.
No weapon is too expensive as long as it makes your head spin and your dick hard. Take a deep breath and think about your grandma’s teeth. I don’t want you to jizz in your pants.
30. Flowers are a Must and Chocolate is a Maybe
What happens when you bring flowers on the first date?
It depends where she’s from.
An American, British or German girl won’t like it. She’ll look at you with this disgusted face that Western girls make when they think “okay, that’s creepy”. Don’t do it in the West. It will backfire.
The women of Ukraine absolutely love it.
I’ll never forget the first date with my girl from Lviv. I showed up with flowers. She smelled them, smiled, and hugged me so tight that I couldn’t breathe.
31. The First Minutes of the Date Can Be Cold as Ice
It’s not as bad as in Russia.
Russian girls are even colder and need longer to melt. Ukrainian women melt faster, but the first couple of minutes can still be cold as ice. Forget about bubbly and giggly American girls. You are in a part of the world where people don’t use the word “amazing” in every sentence.
The women in this part of the world wait and observe.
As long as you try your best to get to know her, the ice princess will melt. Just don’t freeze.
32. Don’t Be Afraid to Prove That You Have Brain Cells
You don’t have to be a frat boy to impress single Ukrainian ladies.
Here’s the deal:
Western women love a cocky and funny attitude, sarcastic jokes, and frat boy humor. It can be hard to talk about topics that go beyond Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The women in Kiev and Odessa don’t watch shit like that.
You’d be surprised how much brain these long legs can carry.
The local girls enjoy philosophical and intellectually stimulating conversations. They want intelligent men.
33. Share Your Culture and Let Her Do the Same
There are two reasons why you should do that:
Reason #1: She is curious about the West and about the world.
Reason #2: She wants to make sure that you’re not a sex tourist.
Be interested in her culture.
Ask her about the history of her country. Tell her that you want to taste the local food and visit the sights that the city has to offer. Show her that you are not just here to hunt girls…even if you are.
34. Don’t Drink Alcohol on Your First Date
Sexy Ukrainian women hate alcoholics.
Alcohol kills more than 100.000 people (mostly men) every year. There’s a high chance that she had an abusive ex-boyfriend who drank every day and that at least one of her family members is addicted to the socially accepted drug.
Don’t give her the feeling that you’re just another dude with an alcohol problem.
What if you don’t drink at all?
Tell her and you’ll see the brightest smile you’ve ever seen on a girl’s face.
35. She Expects You to Pay for the First Drink
I have this rule.
You probably read about it. I mention it in many articles. The rule says that I don’t pay for her shit on the first date. That’s my rule. It’s too bad that the Ukraine dating culture has other rules. The man pays for everything.
But I broke this rule in Lviv…almost.
Okay, I admit it. I paid for her first drink. When I told her that she has to pay for her second drink, she looked at me as if I told her that I’m a reincarnated T-Rex. But hey, it worked.
Two more “I won’t pay for your shit” dates and she was snuggling up to me at night.
Try on your own risk.
36. But She Doesn’t Want a Guy Who Tries to Buy Her
Here’s the worst way to pick up Ukrainian girls (in 3 easy steps):
Follow this simple step-by-step plan and you’ll never hear from her again…unless she’s a hooker or a gold digger. Sorry, but sending out sex tourist vibes doesn’t work with normal girl.
Buy her a drink, but don’t try to buy her.
That’s the golden rule.
37. She Wants to Know Why You are in Ukraine
I told you that sexy Ukrainian girls are curious…and that they want to avoid sex tourists.
Never underestimate her effort to find out if you’re a good guy.
You’ll feel like in a Stasi interrogation. But don’t be mad at her. She’s just protecting herself.
What’s your excuse?
I can use the “I’m on a business trip to meet a client” excuse because I’m usually in the country when I have a one-on-one coaching.
It’s time to get creative 😉
38. She Will Block Your First Attempt to Share Your Saliva with Her
You can make out with an American college girl within half an hour.
What about Ukrainian college girls?
Forget about it!
Your first attempt to kiss her will fail. Your second attempt will also fail. Oh, and did I tell you that she’ll block your third and fourth attempt? What about the fifth try? You’re still not there but you’re getting closer.
She likes you, but that’s part of the game.
Her babushka told her that men want women who are not easy. This wise old woman also told her that boys give up and men continue to court a woman.
She only wants to know one thing: Are you man enough to try again?
39. Sex on the First Date is Not that Common in the Ukraine
I know what you want.
You want a naked Ukrainian woman in your bed. I know how that feels. It’s incredible. You won’t believe that the naked beauty in your bed is real. But you have to be patient.
Ukrainian women are amazing in bed, but amazingly resistant to get in.
It’s hard to circumvent the typical three date process. It’s even harder if she’s one of the good girls. I’m really good at getting same day lays…but not in this country. A kiss on the first date is possible. Good luck with getting any further.
40. Here’s How You Can Get Her Back to Your Place
Oh, wait. There’s one sneaky trick that can make it happen.
I figured this out during a 3-day coaching in Kiev.
Here’s what happened:
My coaching client had a date with a stunning blonde local girl. He had already bought the flowers. Then he forgot them in his apartment. But I had an idea. I told him to use the flowers in his living room as an excuse to get her back to his apartment.
He told her that he bought flowers for her but that he forgot them. He then invited her to pick them up. She followed him. The rest is wet and sweaty history.
This is the secret to first date sex in Ukraine.
41-55 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Dating Ukrainian Women
Congratulations. You survived the first date.
You either used the sneaky flower trick or you survived another two dates before it finally happened. Now she can’t get enough of you. You want her too. Everything is perfect.
Everything…besides the fact that you have no clue what it takes to date a Ukrainian girl.
Let me help you with that.
41. Ukrainian Women Value Their Relationships
Okay, this is not really a tip. It’s something I learned…the hard way.
“How can you learn THIS the hard way?” I hear you saying.
Well, let’s say that I met the girl in Lviv at a time in my life where I wasn’t ready for a relationship. She was beautiful, breathtakingly beautiful. She still is to this day. I just wasn’t ready.
But she was and she showed it every day.
Young Ukrainian girls do everything for their boyfriends because they look at them and see their harbor, their rock, their life.
42. A Cooking Class Helps You to Get a Ukraine Girlfriend
Nope, I don’t want you to take a cooking class with Olia Hercules.
Fuck, I just googled her. I would take a cooking class with her.
Anyway, you do something else. You invite her to your place and ask her to cook a local dish for you. She’ll love it. Tell her that you prepare everything as long as she brings the ingredients.
Buy a bottle of wine. The evening is long.
43. Ukrainian Women Want to Make You Her Boyfriend Fast
There’s something you need to know about Hot Ukrainian ladies.
They aren’t “strong and independent” in the Western sense, but they are determined. If they want something, they do everything to get it. And if one of them wants YOU, she wants you as her boyfriend…
...not as the guy who bangs her two times a week.
In the West, girls need their space and freedom when you’re too pushy with this whole “boyfriend thing”. In Ukraine, you get hunted like an innocent mouse. And this cat has pretty hands but long nails.
You’re in a relationship before you can snap your fingers.
44. But She Wants to Spend Quality Time with You
And again…it’s the opposite of dating in the USA or any other Western country.
Your Ukrainian girlfriend wants to spend as much time as possible with you.
She wants to sit in cafes, watch movies, and walk around the city. And she wants you to hold her, even though she can walk better in her high heels than you without shoes.
45. Be a Gentleman and She Will Be Your Queen
Don’t be rude. Don’t burp. And don’t fart.
That’s what Ukrainian women want, right?
Okay, you can fart in front of her. As long as you are a gentleman, she’ll forgive you. And don’t you dare to stop being a gentleman once you are in a relationship.
These are all things that Western women don’t give a damn about. In this country, however, they mean everything.
46. Sarcastic Jokes Can Lead to a Pissed Ukrainian Girlfriend
Uhhh…be careful with sarcastic jokes.
I tried it once and it didn’t work. I tried it another five times until she was so pissed that she threatened to leave. They just don’t get it. Some of them speak English but almost none of them speak sarcasm. It’s not a part of their culture.
You have to be patient. Eventually, she’ll understand it.
Let’s hope that it’s not already too late.
47. You Can’t Have a Casual Relationship with Your Ukrainian Girlfriend
Technically, you can.
I know guys who have pulled it off. I’m one of them (wink wink). But it takes a lot of time, patience, and honest communication. You can’t expect her to like the idea. You can only help her to understand it and enjoy the outcome.
Of course, there are girls who just want to get laid.
But most women in this country want one boyfriend who only sleeps with her. In case you want something else, you have to sell it. And you pitch has to be good. But even then there can be drama down the road.
Sorry to be so blunt, but that’s how it is.
48. Be a Follower and She’ll Jump on a Leader
What’s the fastest way to lose your Ukrainian girlfriend?
Be a follower.
That’s the easiest way to break up with her. Let her make the decisions. She’ll get sick and tired of it after two days. On day three she’ll speak with her babushka and on day four she’ll move out. She’ll cry the whole night because she thought you’re a leader.
You are the man and it’s your job to lead her.
Being a follower is the fastest way to lose a Ukrainian woman. Always remember that.
49. Bring Her Home and Make her Feel Safe
What does a true leader do?
He makes sure that his wife (uhm, sorry, his girlfriend) is safe.
Come on. You don’t want her to walk through Kiev’s side streets at night. Not with THAT mini skirt and THESE high heels. Be her Sir Lancelot. Walk her home. Or make at least sure that the taxi driver is not drunk.
You never know in Kiev.
50. Sex with a Ukrainian Girl is Like Boiling Water on a Low Flame
How are Ukrainian women in bed?
They can be passionate lovers, but again…you need to be patient. Everyone who tells you that they are as passionate as Latinas has never been intimate with a girl from Ukraine. Not on the first night.
Here’s how it usually goes:
You undress her slowly.
She acts all innocent and inexperienced.
The sex is good but lacks fire and animalistic passion.
You do it again the next morning and…boom…your mind gets blow.
Give her time to open up and you’re mind won’t be the last thing she blows.
51. Ukrainian Women are Emotional and Sensitive
Every woman is emotional and sensitive.
The tricky thing is that the women in this country need time to show their emotions. And that’s the danger. It takes time and a lot of guys are terribly impatient.
Don’t think for one second that she’s not sensitive.
She’ll show her vulnerable side, but only if you don’t hurt her before she has the chance.
52. Having a Ukrainian Girlfriend isn’t That Expensive
“All Ukrainian women are gold diggers! They are all the same! Ahhh!”
Nope, that’s not true.
Yes, you can meet gold diggers. And I already told you how to prevent that. However, the stereotype that all women in this beautiful country are money-hungry parasites is not true.
My friend isn’t. The girl I dated isn’t.
Kyle Trouble, a fellow blogger, is or has been dating a Ukrainian girl. As far as I can tell, she’s also not a gold digger.
When you grow up with nothing, you’re happy when you have something. But that doesn’t mean that you want everything.
53. You Have to Meet Her Friends Anastasia, Elena and Alyona
Meeting her friends is a big deal.
It’s not as terrifying as meeting her dad (by the way, he looks like a Russian bear), but it’s important. No, there won’t be an overweight girl who tries to cockblock you because she’s jealous that she can’t get laid. You’re not in Las Vegas.
Her friends are there to observe you.
If they like you, they are your best allies. If they hate you, they are your worst nightmare. So show them that you are a good boy.
54. Her Friends Will Ask You the Same Questions Again (and Again)
Is it easy to show her friends that you are a good boy?
If it was easy, I wouldn’t talk about it. It’s not easy because they ask you the same questions as she already asked you. They will ask them again…and again…and again. They want to know everything about the guy who’s dating their precious friend.
The last thing Anastiasia wants is that her friend Olga dates an abusive liar.
Answer as honestly as possible. Ukrainian chicks are good at exposing liars.
55. She also Wants You to Meet Her Family (But Only if You Qualify)
The big day might never come.
It all depends on how you behave and on how far you want to take it. She certainly won’t introduce her fuck buddy to daddy. That would be suicide. And she won’t reveal her little secret after two months.
What if you date her for six months?
Just kidding! You’ll be fine. You’ll roll out of their house because they’ll feed you until you look like Jabba the Hutt.
56-63 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Finding a Ukrainian Wife
What? Having a stunning girlfriend with legs to the moon is not enough? You want more? You are looking for single Ukrainian ladies for marriage?
Then let me be your Ukraine wife finder.
But even if you “only” want a relationship without a ring and legally binding contract (wow, that sounds scary)…continue reading. The following tips focus on life with a bride, but they are also applicable to life with a sexy girlfriend.
Find out how YOU can have a successful relationship and/or marriage with a woman who was born and raised in the pearl of Eastern Europe…
56. In the Ukraine the Wife Stands Behind Her Man
Ukrainian girls for marriage don’t want to stand on the podium.
My friend once told me that she can’t imagine marrying a man without a vision because his vision is her vision. These are powerful words that come from the heart. Even though Western feminists don’t and probably will never accept it…traditional Ukraine girls do NOT want to reach the top.
They want their men to reach the top.
This is what makes them proud. This is what makes them feel like they made it as a wife.
57. Yes, She Really Wants to Get Married with 25
The marriage market is hard for the local girls.
That’s why your 25-year-old girlfriend wants to marry you.
Yes, reckless behavior…
The local men are so used to beautiful women and so good at dying before they reach 30 that it’s hard for the local ladies to find a suitable man.
A 21-year-old woman is full of hope. A 29-year-old woman has lost all hope.
58. Ukrainian Brides Want to Marry Older Men
Almost all Ukrainian mail order brides are looking for men who are at least 5-10 years older.
That’s why I had such a hard time on Ukraine Date. A lot of girls told me that I’m too young. My milk face wasn’t helpful either. Being 10 or even 20 years older, however, is not an issue and there are several reasons for that.
As a young man in my late twenties, I can’t disagree with her. Generally speaking, older men are more mature. I know many older guys who lived the player lifestyle for years before they decided to settle down in their 50s.
Settling down with a young Ukrainian girl doesn’t sound too bad, does it?
59. She Wants to Be Your Life Partner (for Life)
Don’t even think about marrying a Ukrainian woman unless you are 100% committed.
She’s not in it for a short ride.
An American woman might joke about divorce with her BFFs one week before the big day. A woman from Kiev or Odessa would NEVER joke about that. This is serious business and she’s not planning to sell the company.
What if you’re not 100% committed?
Keep her as your girlfriend but don’t destroy her hopes and dreams with a ring that doesn’t mean shit to you but the world to her.
60. Your Ukrainian Mail Order Bride is Not a Samantha
She’s that chick from Sex and The City. You know, the kind of woman who sips cocktails until she’s 40, dreaming of her good-looking prince charming who saves her from an inevitable liver cirrhosis.
Your Ukrainian wife is not that kind of woman.
Don’t worry. You won’t be marrying a Samantha.
61. Ukrainian Wives Expect You to Provide For Them
Ukrainian women for marriage expect you to provide for her and her children.
Remember that she’s a traditional woman. That’s how it works with traditional women. But that doesn’t mean that she sits at home watching reality TV. Oh, no.
She’s a woman. And as a woman she wants to know that she and her child survive the next winter.
62. Your Ukrainian Mail Order Bride Wants to Start a Family
What if you don’t want kids with your hot Ukrainian bride?
Talk about it BEFORE you marry her!
Seriously, this is very important. I have never and I repeat…I have never met a Ukrainian woman who doesn’t want to have children. Maybe you find the unicorn. But in my experience, they all want kids. For them, it’s a part of marriage.
Good luck trying to convince her from the opposite.
63. It’s Hard for Your Ukrainian Bride to Leave Her Family Behind
It’s not that easy for mail order brides from Ukraine to leave their family behind.
She lived with her family for years. In fact, she lived with them until you proposed to her. Then she moved in with you. But still…she helped to raise her siblings. She’ll miss her babushka. And she doesn’t know when she’ll see them again.
The stereotype that Ukrainian women marry foreigners to get out of the country is a myth.
I know too many local girls to believe in it.
Yes, they want to marry foreigners and by now you know the reasons. But if they have the chance to stay with their husband in Ukraine, a lot of them will choose this path.
But what if she has no other option?
Give her the love she deserves and she’ll come with you.
Now it’s time for you to meet the Ukrainian woman who deserves your love.
Summed Up Wisdom
Puhhh…that’s a freaking long article.
I expected it to be less than 4.000 words. Now we’re already over 8.000 words. It’s time to put an end to this misery. Your eyes must be bleeding. So, how can I sum up this article? Let me try…
Ukrainian women are beautiful, cold at the beginning, love chocolate and flowers, have friends who ask you many questions, want to know everything about you, don’t want to date sex tourists, value their relationships and their family and you can meet thousands of them on Ukraine Date.
Just read the article. You won’t fall asleep and you won’t get a stroke. I promise.