I had no idea about Ugandan women until I met Chris.
He’s an American journalist who writes for one of the largest newspapers in Africa. Don’t ask me how he got that job. It’s a long story. But it’s an interesting one because it led him on a path of exploring the dating culture in Kampala.
Two weeks ago we met in Bangkok.
He was on his way to Vietnam. I don’t know if it was for business or pleasure. You never know with this guy. Anyway, I was happy to see him again. It has been a while and we talked for hours…mainly about beautiful African women.
Here’s what I learned from him:
Now I know why this 42-year-old Canadian bastard doesn’t want to change jobs…
Quick Question: Are You Chinese?
According to my website statistics, you are not.
But according to my friend Chris, there’s a high chance that you are. Who knows…this article might be the beginning of a Global Seducer community in China. Apparently, about 50% of all the foreign investments in Uganda are from Chinese businesses.
In case you are Chinese, welcome to my site. Spread the gospel among your 1.3 billion people. What if you’re not Chinese? Don’t worry. You don’t have to start a business.
The women in Uganda want you nevertheless…
3 Secrets of Ugandan Women You Must Know
Uganda is right next to Kenya. And I’ve written about Kenyan women.
“They are African. Are they really any different?”
But hey, just because Thai women and Japanese women are Asian doesn’t mean that they are similar. They are like night and day. The same is true for Ugandan women and Kenyan women.
They are different and it starts with their beauty ideal...
1. Ugandan Women are Curvier than in Other Parts of Africa
I know two Kenyan women.
They want to be slim. And one of my best friends is a beautiful Nigerian girl. She goes crazy whenever her diet doesn’t show an immediate effect.
What about the women in Uganda?
They want to be as curvy as possible to show what their momma gave them. Nope, they are not ashamed of their wide hips and big boobs. They even round out their figures with padded underwear.
It’s not that they already have curves.
Finding a Ugandan woman with a small ass and small breasts is like finding a Social Justice Warrior without a mental illness. It’s almost impossible. But that doesn’t stop these ladies from enhancing their curves even more.
I guess the stereotype is true. African men love big bums. That’s why the women love to show them. But they don’t just show them for the local men…
2. Most Educated Ugandan Women Speak English
“The best thing about this country is that you don’t have to learn another language. Every woman speaks English, except the ones you don’t want anyway.”
These were Chris’ words.
And he’s right. English is the first language because Uganda was once a protectorate of the British Empire. But not all girls speak English. Some of them only speak Swahili, Luganda, or any of the other indigenous languages.
But the educated women you want to date speak English.
3. Ugandan Women are Obsessed with White Skin (and White Men)
Chris showed me an article written by a Ugandan man.
Here are some quotes:
“I saw average white men, boring white men…They had all the hottest girls in this night club.”
“It wasn’t because these white men had game or were handsome. It was because of the colour of their skin and the stereotypes that have come to be associated with them as a race.”
“Ugandan girls expect white men to be extremely romantic.”
I totally agree with the author.
Expectedly, he continues that none of these women would ever truly love a white man…which is simply not true. Chris has a beautiful 24-year-old girlfriend. If you could see the way she looks at him, you knew that she’s totally into him.
But yeah, it’s true. White men are in demand.
Heck, white skin is in demand. Even though EVERYONE in this country is black, skin lightening products are used by almost all women.
“Nobody admits it, but everyone does it” Chris said. “It’s the same with us. Every woman wants to date a white man. Nobody admits it.”
Ugandan Online Dating: International Cupid or Afro Introductions?
Mhm…I was confused.
I thought it was obvious that Afro Introductions is the best dating site to meet Ugandan women. It’s the largest African dating site. It had to be the best solution!
Then I logged into my International Cupid dashboard and saw THIS:
I couldn’t believe my own eyes. It turned out that Uganda is one of the most popular countries on International Cupid. I searched for girls in Kampala and found thousands.
What about Afro introductions?
As I expected, t’s also on the list of the most popular countries.
The question is:
What’s the better dating site to meet women in this African country?
Both spit out thousands of female members. That’s why I had to run a test…
- 1I searched for girls between the age of 18 and 21 on Afro Introductions.
- 2I searched for girls between the age of 18 and 21 on International Cupid.
- 3I documented the results for you and compared them.
The result if obvious:
Afro Introductions is the winner because you can meet twice as many Ugandan women who are looking for men online.
How to Meet Girls on the Best Ugandan Dating Site
What happens if you click on the link I shared above?
I highly recommend you use The Slightly Sexual Opener. It doesn’t work at all with the women in Ethiopia, but it works like magic with the women in Kampala and other cities in the country.
That’s all it takes to meet Ugandan women online.
But should you really test this opener with girls who live outside of Kampala?
Where to Meet and Date Women in Kampala
Let’s face it.
You probably won’t visit Nansana, Kira, or Mbarara. There’s an even higher chance that you won’t step a food into Gulu. I don’t want to be rude but any city, town, or village besides Kampala is not suitable for a Global Seducer like you.
It’s easy to meet girls from the capital and it’s even easier to take them on unforgettable date.
Here are some suggestions:
Enjoy a romantic movie at the Garden City Cineplex.
Eat local food at the Khana Khazana Restaurant.
Let her show you the Uganda Martyrs Shrine.
Visit the Lubiri Palace.
There are so many girls you can meet and so many things you can do with them. Enjoy.
The Ugandan Nightlife in Kampala Will Make You Drool
What if she wants to go out clubbing?
Choose one of the following clubs and you’ll have an amazing night:
Club Guvnor: It’s one of the only clubs in Uganda that deliver on the promised air conditioning. You won’t sweat, at least until you see the first hot local girl on the dance floor.
Club Silk: It’s not as famous as the Guvnor, but the crowd is not so high-so. And they have a huge outdoor area. It’s worth checking out.
Club Amnesia: According to Chris, this is the club where anything goes. It’s popular among the locals, but most expats have never been here. There’s a high chance that you’ll be the only white guy in the crowd. Have fun.
You will have fun. For sure!
Of course, you can go there with a girl you meet online. But be careful. African women are known for their revealing dress code and Ugandan singles are no exception…
You won’t be able to stop staring. And your new girlfriend won’t like it.
3 Simple Truths about Dating Women in Uganda
Dating in Uganda is simple.
It follows certain rules. Some girls are girlfriend material. Others are the kind of girls you should stay away from. Some dating customs are strange (but very pleasant for Western men). Other customs are awesome.
Have a look at the facts and decide for yourself…
Can’t Shouldn’t Date Rural Ugandan Women
Do you want a rural Ugandan girlfriend?
Of course, you can date a rural girl.
But I already told you that the educated Kampala girls speak English. I also told you that you should focus on them.
Here’s why you’d better ignore poor girls in rural areas:
Unless you want to date an uneducated, poor, and dangerously traditional tribal woman, you should meet women who were born and raised in Kampala.
2. Your Ugandan Girlfriend is Your Cheerleader
What is it like to have a Ugandan girlfriend?
The following video hits the nail on the head (P.S. the last girl is so cute):
During our conversation, Chris mentioned three ways dating Ugandan women differs from dating women from other African countries.
According to my friend, they are the perfect cheerleaders.
They are so happy to have found a foreigner like you (especially when he’s white) that they do everything to keep you around.
3. It’s Normal for Young Ugandan Girls to Date Older Men
Do you remember Chris’ age?
Yup, he’s 42. His girlfriend is 24.
The All Africa magazine published an article in which the writer lists reasons why older Ugandan men prefer dating younger women. The result of this trend helps older expats like Chris immensely.
Dating older men is socially accepted.
It’s completely normal to see a girl in her 20s with a man in his 40s, no matter if that man is Ugandan, American, or Chinese.
Not all but a lot of the girls on Afro Introductions are looking for much older men.
Do you already have grey hair? Ugandan single ladies want you.
3 Downsides of Dating Women in Uganda (Last Warning)
Not everything is perfect in Kampala.
But why should you calm her down?
1. Ugandan Girls are Jealous (Because They Have a Reason)
Remember what I said about taking your girl to the club?
Oh…you forgot it because you were busy staring at the half-naked party chicks in the video I shared. I get it. Then listen now.
Your Ugandan girlfriend is jealous.
I mean, she has a good reason. You are a foreigner, maybe you’re even white. There are so many girls checking you out, flirting with you, and messaging you online. Of course, she’s jealous.
You are a gazelle in a leopard cage.
2. Your Ugandan Girlfriend Doesn’t Believe a Word You Say
She knows that most single women in Uganda would date you.
She wants you, but she knows that her best friend wants you too. And don’t forget her sister. Her best friend is not the most beautiful star in the galaxy, but her sister is younger and her boobs are bigger. She’s 100% sure that you want her…even if you don’t.
Good luck convincing her that you’re serious.
She knows that you can have almost any girl you want, so why should she trust you? Chris told me that his girlfriend still doubts that he’s committed. He told me that he would never cheat on her.
Yeah, buddy. I believe you 😉
3. Dating Ugandan Women is Addictive
The real danger about dating in Uganda is that it’s like a drug.
I always thought that the women in Ghana are the most loving and caring African girlfriends and brides. According to Chris, the women in Uganda beat the women in other parts of the continent hands down.
Should we believe him?
Summed Up Wisdom
You don’t have to be Chinese to be fascinated by the curvy beauty of Ugandan girls. It’s easy to meet them online because most of them speak English. Are you white? They’ll love you. Even local men admit that they have no chance against Western men.
What about the dating culture? Well, you have to survive a jealous girlfriend. But you get a woman who supports you. She’s the ultimate cheerleader. Just don’t expect her to stay calm when you take her to the club.
And don’t expect her to believe you when you tell her that she’s your one and only. Her sister wants you and she knows it. Good luck convincing her.