What are the best places to have sex during the day?
While some men spend their entire life practicing the missionary position in the bed that their grandmother once bought for them, others are a bit more adventurous.
I hope that you are one of those adventurers.
I hope that you are creative enough to think of at least one more place to have a kinky sexual experience than your boring bed with the Captain America sheets. I hope that you are one of the guys who are ready to take women on naughty adventures that they’ll later share with their envious friends.
Why do I hope that? Well, because I want you to have the most amazing sex life that a man can possibly have. I want you to be a sexual adventurer who is not afraid to try new things and to satisfy the women that you take on these adventures.
The 40 Best Places to Have Sex During the Day
Women want adventurers. They want a guy who shows them a world of desire, lust and passion.
If women wanted boring and predictable sex, they would read Dilbert comics instead of 50 Shades of Grey.
You can either become the adventurous, passionate and fearless seducer who makes women wet while you lead them to “some special places” or you can stay in your bedroom while she thinks about banging some other guy in the back of the cinema.
The choice is yours.
Just in case you take the path of the adventurous lover, you can choose one or many of the following 40 places to have sex during the day…
1. In the Last Row of the Cinema
Maybe the woman you are together with is really turned on by the idea of having sex in the back of the cinema. Everyone who has watched the latest American Pie movie knows how exciting it can be to get your dick sucked during a movie.
Just make sure that you sit in the last row, otherwise your sexual adventure might end after five minutes. Yes, it can happen that some prude moron calls the security guy because he or she feels harassed. You have been warned.
2. In Your Bedroom
Didn’t I just say that only boring farts have sex in the bedroom?
I said that you might lose your girl to a more adventurous man when you never leave the bedroom. I didn’t say that heat between the sheets is a bad thing. The bedroom can actually be one of the best places to have sex during the day…and at night.
Whenever I am tired from writing these long articles for you and crawl in bed, I don’t tell my girlfriend to get dressed and to go to the cinema, just to have sex.
This would be ridiculously stupid. Banging in your own bed can be very fun, especially when you are not afraid of handcuffs and blindfolds.
3. In the VIP Area of a Nightclub
Have you ever had sex in the VIP area of a nightclub? I did. Okay, I haven’t had sexual intercourse, but my fingers touched the tip of her. Let’s just pretend that it counts.
Of course, I would never spend hundreds of bucks to rent the VIP area in a nightclub, just because I would like to have sex there. That would be a dumb investment. If you, however, get invited by some crazy rich dude with a stripper fetish (it’s a long story), there is nothing wrong with having fun behind a big bottle of overpriced vodka.
4. In Your Garden
Do you have a garden? I don’t have one but nobody said that it must be YOUR garden to have sex in it. Other people’s gardens are also totally fine, especially when it’s the garden of your deaf and nearly blind grandmother whose dementia makes it impossible for her to remember the number to call the police.
Just imagine a sunny day. The grass is green and the girl who is lying next to you is wet. Everything is beautiful. The birds are singing and you are slowly crawling on top of her. Life can be so beautiful.
5. In Your House
Don’t be so damn uncreative. You have a house, right? Okay, maybe you don’t have a house, but I am sure you have at least an apartment. And hell, even if you are sleeping under a bridge on cardboards (how the heck did you get Wi-Fi to read this article?) you can have sex on these cardboards.
Your house or apartment is a theme park for adventurous explorations. Every chair, every table and yes, even every cardboard can be worth a visit. You can put her naked butt on every piece of furniture that you have ever bought.
6. In Someone Else’s House
Who says that you have to own the house that you have sex in? No, I don’t want you to break into someone else’s place in the name of romance. Even though Nickelback portrait this idea in their music video for the song “satellite”, this can actually have severe consequences that you want to avoid.
Do it in a house that belongs to someone who won’t sue you…and who won’t put everything on YouTube. How about your parent’s place? How about your sister’s place? How about your friend’s place? Okay, he’ll probably film it to put it on YouTube.
7. In Your Car (NOT in Your Smart)
I absolutely love to have sex in a car and yes, you can have a little car adventure during the day. Just don’t park that thing in the middle of a Walmart parking lot. There is something that’s called nature and it’s a great place to park your car.
Due to the fact that I don’t have a car, I usually have fun in rental cars (please don’t tell Sixt). You should give it a shot and you should think twice before you rent a Smart. Your back will thank you for it.
8. In the Swingers Club
I am German and the one thing that Germany is famous for, besides beer, nudist beaches, nudist spas and cheap hookers, are Swingers Clubs. God, we are such a naughty country.
Even though the peak hours in a Swingers Club are usually after midnight, some of them are open for breakfasts and crazy lunch parties. And no, the cliché of 70 year old men in latex is not true. You don’t even need to look at other people. Just go there and explore the location. This can be stimulating enough.
9. On the Vibrating Washing Machine
I hope you have a washing machine and I hope you don’t just use it to wash your dirty socks. Sex on the washing machine can be extremely pleasurable, especially for her. However, you need one of those old things.
As I noticed with horror, the newer washing machines run so smoothly that they don’t vibrate anymore, at least not enough for proper stimulation. What a waste of potential.
10. In the Dressing Room
I think this is one of the venues that nearly every sexual active human being in the world has had some fun in. In case you have never banged a girl in a dressing room, you have missed something.
Grab some seductive lingerie, tell her to try it on, knock on her door while she is trying it on and do what you always do to turn her on. She’ll love it. I haven’t met one girl (besides my ex-girlfriend) who wasn’t open for it.
Just one last tip: Take the ones that actually have a door that you can close. The ones with curtains might be a bit too risky. But maybe you like it risky…
11. At the Office (Look Out For Cameras)
When I think back to my active days as an office drone, I remember boring meetings with people who tried to boost their ego using fancy words. I also remember filling out excel sheets that made absolutely no sense. Unfortunately, I don’t remember a sexy colleague crawling under my table and…you know what I mean.
My days in the office could have been so amazing, if I had used the rest room for more than just. Well, maybe you are still trapped in a 9 to 5 and you make better use of your office time.
12. The Elevator Quickie
Have you ever had a quickie? I bet you have. You might have had a lot of quickies due to nervousness, inexperience and premature ej issues. But have you ever had a quickie in an elevator?
I had. It was really exciting. Thank God I chose the right elevator. I hope you do the same. The right elevator doesn’t consist of one transparent glass box and it can reach more than 20 floors. Not even Charlie Runkle from the cult series Californication could finish in between two floors.
13. In the Airplane (ONLY Under the Blanket)
I have read some forum post from a guy who bragged about how he had sex with a girl on an airplane toilet. I personally think that this is the dumbest place on earth for a quickie.
I’m a very experienced traveler who spends several days a year on airplanes and I would NEVER have sex in an airplane toilet. I am skinny as and even I can’t turn around in these prison cells. How the hell am I supposed to have (enjoyable) sex in there?
Unless you are wealthy enough to afford one of those first class flights with a shower, I highly recommend the good old “bj under the blanket” move. That’s what airplanes are made for.
14. In Abandoned Buildings
The only place I really love in Germany (besides my parent’s place…love you mom) is Berlin. I don’t know why but I love the vibe of the city. To be fair, Berlin is a bit messed up and the hundreds of abandoned buildings represent this very well.
The good news is that these abandoned buildings can be used as sexual playgrounds for you and the girl you are with. I know a lot of girls who fantasize about a naughty adventure behind the walls of an abandoned building. It’s raw. It’s animalistic. Try it.
15. On the Rooftop (Not on a Rooftop Bar)
A lot of apartment complexes in bigger cities have rooftops. Unless these rooftops are equipped with a swimming pool, nobody uses them. In case you think that there is nothing exciting about having sex while looking all over the city, you have never done it.
It is exciting and the risk of getting caught makes it even more exciting. Just make sure that you don’t get too close to the edge. You want to make her while she looks down, but you don’t want to make her fall down.
16. On a Park Bench
There’s nothing more romantic than a walk in the park. You hold hands. You look into her eyes. You sit on a park bench. You are so in love and you could cuddle with her the whole day.
There is nothing wrong with cuddling. Cuddling can be awesome, but there are a lot of things you can do on a park bench that are even more exciting than cuddling. Just make sure that you go to a park that’s not very popular. Remember the YouTube problem?
17. Outside in the Rain
No matter if you have a garden, if you are in the forest or if you are at the beach….sex in the rain can be a very pleasurable experience. Okay, it should have over 25 degrees, but when the temperature is right, the mood is right.
While other people are hiding under their umbrellas and run in their houses, you and your girl roll in the wet grass and get messy. She has probably watched quite a few movies with romantic sex scenes in the rain. Now you give her the chance to be the main character in her own romantic movie.
18. In Front of a Mirror
Oh, my girlfriend loves that. I honestly can’t remember how many times she told me that she loves to have sex with me in front of the mirror. As it turned out, a lot of girls enjoy this. And yes, I do ask strangers such intimate questions.
There’s something about this that turns women on. Seeing themselves getting is like a drug for them. It gives them a kick. It makes them feel as if they are the starlet in their own movie.
Did I mention that women love to make their own movies?
19. In Front of the Camera
As you might know I am not a big fan of exploitative (for a reason that you can read about here). Nevertheless, I recently changed my opinion about a bit. You can read about the reason in this personal story.
And no matter how much I hate movies in which women are treated, I can’t deny that a lot of women are enticed by the idea to shoot their own naughty movies. It’s a common female fantasy. Girls love it and I am 100% sure that you will love it too.
20. In a Tent
Everybody loves camping. When I was five years old I thought that sleeping in a tent was one of the most adventurous things you can do. With 25 I know that sleeping with a girl in a tent is one of the most adventurous things you can do.
A tent is definitely one of the best places to have sex during the day. You can go somewhere in nature where you are completely undisturbed. It’s only you, her and a cozy tent. It’s nothing more than two naked bodies on a comfortable blanket in a small tent. That’s all you need to be happy.
21. On the Stairs Outside of Your Apartment
You’ve definitely seen this in more than one movie. A man meets a woman. They have a strong sexual connection. After their first date they decide to go back to his place. They are so innocent. Not even a touch. Then, on the way to his apartment their hands touch and they start to kiss each other.
The passion and lust is so strong that they can’t make it to the bedroom. Heck, they can’t even make it to the apartment. He pulls up her skirt and takes her doggy style. After a few deep thrusts they both collapse on the stairs.
In case you think that no woman could possibly have such a fantasy, you know nothing, Jon Snow.
22. In the Forest
Having fun in the tent is definitely worth a try, but what if you don’t have a ten? Go in nature anyway. Go to the closest forest. Listen to the birds. Smell the fresh air.
Having sex in the forest can be extremely arousing. There is this animalistic, wild and untamed energy that surrounds you when you are doing it in the forest. Take her hand. Lead her behind a tree. Push her against that tree and…
23. In a Hotel Room
It should be obvious that hotel rooms are a great place to have sex when you are traveling. I mean, you kind of live there and it has a bed, so why not use it? But traveling doesn’t have to be the main reason why you decide to sleep with a girl in a hotel room.
The hotel room can be one of the best places to have sex during the day, even when you are in your home town. You’d be surprised at how many women say “yes!” when you ask them to take a hotel room for a couple of hours. Take a fancy hotel with a whirlpool and have some fun.
24. In the Mountains
Do you like hiking? I absolutely hate it, but I heard that a lot of people enjoy it. Maybe you are one of these people. And maybe you enjoy it so much that you take your girl with you. You should take her with you. Let me explain.
Hiking is even better than in a tent. It combines physical activity with the animalistic side of being in nature and with the adventurous spirit of exploring unknown paths. It’s the perfect mixture for a passionate time.
25. On a (Nudist) Beach
The beach is definitely one of the best places to have sex during the day, but only if you are in a very quiet and remote area. Otherwise you are faced with the YouTube problem again. Even though being half-naked at the beach is a perfect starting point for physical activity, it’s even more enticing when you are already naked.
In case you live in an area that has not only beaches, but also some nudist beaches, you should go there. These people tend to accept couples who want to have some fun more than the people who go to traditional beaches.
26. In the Swimming Pool
Having sex underwater is amazing. It can be a bit tricky to get in, but it is definitely worth it. It feels completely different than having sex on the land. In case you don’t have a pool at home (I don’t), you can go to a public swimming pool.
Just be careful that the pool supervisor doesn’t catch you. In case the pool supervisor is a beautiful woman, you can do everything you can to get caught. Maybe she’s up for a threesome.
27. In Front of the Webcam
Are you an exhibitionist? While I reveal a lot of private stuff in my articles, I have to admit that I wouldn’t feel comfortable in front of a webcam. What the hell am I talking about? I also had a great time in Swingers Clubs.
Maybe you are an exhibitionist, maybe you are not. In case you are, the webcam can be the best place for you to have sex during the day…and during any other time.
28. In the Library
I can’t stand crazy party girls, but I am totally into nerdy bookworms. Maybe I just wasn’t motivated enough to get laid in that VIP are of the nightclub. All I know is that I don’t have the same motivation problems in libraries.
The only thing that I love more than books and sexy girls who read them are naked sexy girls who decide that sitting on top of me is the perfect break from reading. I love libraries and if your girl is open-minded, she’ll love them too.
29. In a Barn Full of Hay
A barn full of hay is more than just a famous setting for sexy photo shootings. It is actually a place that deserves more action than pressing a button on a camera. A barn has something romantic and something forbidden at the same time.
It’s a perfect place for a role play. Tell her that you are on the run from bandits and that you have to hide in the barn of a farmer for one night. She will love the story and she will love it even more to snuggle up to you in the hay.
30. Under the Shower
How could I forget the shower? Everyone has a shower and everyone can have sex in the shower. All you need now is a woman who wants to shower with you and who is happy when you treat her good.
You can soap each other’s back and of course all the other areas that you love to touch and to caress. A hot shower with a hot girl is the best way to start the day. It almost beats the morning b.
31. In the Hot Tub
Another amazing place to have sex during the day is the hot tub. You might not have one at home, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t go to a spa that has one.
One of my best friends had a lot of fun in a spa that I wanted visit for relaxation. Needless to say, I didn’t go in the hot tub when I went there. The idea of swimming in my friend’s sperm was a bit too much for me.
32. In the Church
You might call me a blasphemer. You might call me an atheist (which would be true). But you can’t call me uncreative. I mean, the church might not be the best place to have sex during the day, but it is definitely an uncommon one.
I personally haven’t had sex in a church. But I also haven’t been in a church for years. Maybe I should go there again. At least I thought so, after I read what this guy did on the altar:
33. On the Train
Train rides can be so boring. Staring out of the window for hours can be exhausting. But train rides don’t have to be boring. They can actually be positively exhausting, at least when you are traveling with an open-minded woman…and when your cabin is empty.
A train, especially when you have a private cabin, can be one of the best places to have sex during the day. You just need some luck that the two nuns who just got on the train don’t have the seats right next to you.
34. Under a Waterfall
Having sex under a waterfall is on my bucket list. I saw it in so many movies and I have to try it one day. It must feel amazing to make love to a woman while you listen to the sound of a waterfall and feel the water running down your skin.
As long as the waterfall is not the home of a family of water spiders, the experience must be absolutely incredible.
35. In the Gym
One of my friends is a personal trainer in a gym and when he told me about how easy it is to get laid in the gym, I actually thought about changing professions. I become a personal trainer.
But even if you don’t have sporty girls who look up to you as their personal instructor, the gym can be one of the best places to have sex during any time of the day. Okay, it’s probably better to bang in the locker room in the early morning or late at night. You don’t want to have ten guys staring at you and rubbing their dicks.
36. On a Boat
For some reason this is one of my biggest fantasies. Maybe I watched too many boat movies while I was young. Maybe I listened to T-Pain’s “I’m on a boat” for too long. Or maybe it’s because I was once on a boat with beautiful half-naked girls, but too shy to do anything.
I guess it’s the latter. Anyway, having sex on the deck of a boat or in the cabin must be amazing. I want to do that so bad.
37. At a Wedding
Come on, be honest. I know that you have thought about this at least once. Your best friend gets married and you bang one of the cute bridesmaids. I know that you want it. Or maybe it’s just me.
Weddings are by far one of the best places to have sex during the day. Don’t ask me why. Maybe I have a bridesmaid fetish.
38. Right Behind a Snowman
One reason why I am proud to call Thailand my home is because I absolutely hate winter. I hate cold weather and I even hate snow. However, I can’t deny that snow has its purpose. No, I am not talking about peeing your name in it and celebrating that you were successful.
I am talking about the fact that snow can be one of the best places to have sex during the day. Don’t try it at night. It’s just too damn cold. Sex in the snow can be very exciting. Feeling how the snow is melting under your hot bodies can be a huge turn on. Taking a hot shower afterwards and doing it again can make this experience even more worthwhile.
39. On a Motorcycle
Beautiful girls on motorcycles are extremely hot. That’s just my personal opinion, but when you have a look at all those biker chick calendars you can’t say that I am the only guy who thinks that.
A lot of men are attracted to motorcycles. Most men are attracted to women. It should be logical that the combination motorcycle + woman triggers naughty thoughts.
40. In the Zoo
Are you ready to release your animalistic instincts? Then have sex right next to the monkey cage. I am not kidding. I mean, it’s not on my list of things to do, but for some women it might be a turn on to get banged right next to a big gorilla.
There is a reason why women love King Kong. Heck, there are hundreds of Japanese girls who are attracted to this “handsome” Gorilla:
I know that Japanese people are a bit crazy when it comes to sexual fetishes, but maybe you also meet a girl who has a heart for Gorillas. Take her to the zoo.
Or read my book and hook up with girls who aren’t into Gorillas.
Summed Up Wisdom
What are the best places to have sex during the day? It’s definitely not the marketplace of the city you live in. Unless you want to become a YouTube sensation you should chose a place that combines at least a minimum of privacy with passion and adventure.
You can have sex in the snow, on a boat, in the cinema (in the last row) and on the stairs right in front of your apartment. In case you are into weird Japanese girls with a Gorilla fetish you can even bang in the zoo. Have fun practicing your lovemaking skills at the 40 places to have sex during the day that I shared with you in this article.