Who wants a Thai mail order bride?
A year has 365 days but the Christmas time only lasts for about two to six weeks, depending on how much holiday your dickhead of a boss allows you to take.
Of course, meeting beautiful Thai women is great, no matter if it’s Hanukkah, Thanks Giving or some random day in the middle of August. Thai women are beautiful, feminine, playful, and when you stay away from the ones who work in bars and wear tight ass shorts they can also be loyal.
I’m in a relationship with
one of the most beautiful the most beautiful Thai women who has ever walked the earth.
I know from my own experience that these ladies can make your life better and your libido happier. Okay, technically speaking I’m the mail order bride because I’m going to move to Thailand in January, but you get what I mean.
To be honest, the word mail order bride is misleading anyway.
You don’t order your dream girl online with priority shipping and hope that she arrives before Christmas Eve. That’s not how it works, even though certain porn movies try to convince you from the opposite.
However, even though you can’t just press a button and unpack your Thai girlfriend under the Christmas tree, this time of the year is still the best time to meet stunning Thai women and to spend an unforgettable time in the Land of Smiles.
Have a look at the following reasons to get a Thai mail order bride for Christmas and don’t even think about telling me that it’s too late to book a flight. If you book today, you can wake up next to her tomorrow...
1. Spending Christmas Alone Sucks
It totally sucks.
I have to spend Christmas Eve alone. Okay, I’m not really alone. I spend it with my family, but my girlfriend is far away. She’s about 8.590 kilometers away.
Of course, I would rather spend Christmas Eve in bed with my gorgeous girlfriend than with my middle-aged and slightly weird family members.
Do you feel the same?
It sucks to spend this time of the year alone. You switch on your TV and Arnold Schwarzenegger threatens you with a giant candy cane. You switch on the radio and George Michael tortures you by telling you that he gave you his heart. I mean, he’s gay so theoretically it’s possible that he really gave you his heart but I doubt that this will make you feel better.
There’s only one thing you want for Christmas:
You want a woman. You want a beautiful, cute, and feminine woman who loves you, who takes care of you, and who shares this special day with you.
It’s not too late. Christmas is tomorrow. You still have one day.
And even if you can’t fly to Thailand today (you’re probably not that spontaneous), you still have the chance to meet dozens of cute Thai mail order brides in the weeks after Christmas.
The selection is better than ever…
2. There are More Thai Single Women on Christmas
Did you know that two weeks before Christmas is a peak time for breakups?
Now that I think about it, I realize that I also broke up with my ex-girlfriend two weeks before Christmas. And I also remember why I did it.
Right before Christmas would have been too cruel but the vision to spend another Christmas Eve with her gave me the creeps. What about New Year’s Eve? I didn’t want to drink a toast to another year. I wanted to get out of this relationship ASAP.
But men are not the only ones who break up two weeks before Christmas. Women do it too. And even though most Thai people don’t celebrate Christmas, they do it too. I know it because a friend of my girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend one week ago.
I guess that’s another weird custom that Thai people adapted from the West.
Anyway, do you know what this means?
This means that Bangkok, a city with more than 5.000.000 women, is full of single women. And these Thai mail order brides don’t want to be alone. In fact, Thai women hate to be alone.
They are waiting for a man to give them company.
3. Thai Mail Order Brides Love Santa Claus
Okay, they don’t love this kind of Santa Claus…
They love certain features that Santa Claus has.
They love men with white skin AND they love mature men. Read this sentence again. Yes, you can believe me. Thai women are attracted to men who are more mature.
Of course, that doesn’t mean that a 70-year-old man can attract 20-year-old Thai girls by snapping his fingers. It does, however, mean that a 40-year-old man can have more success finding a Thai mail order bride than a guy like me who is in his late 20s.
Because all the beautiful Thai ladies who are looking for a serious relationship instinctively assume that a more mature man is also more responsible and reliable.
4. Thai Mail Order Brides Love Well-Dressed Men
One of the most popular mistakes of Western men who come to Thailand to date the local women is to dress like a slob. I think I don’t even have to ask you how the typical male Thailand tourist dresses. You probably already know it.
If not, type “Farang” into Google and have a look at the images. You’ll see a lot of fat guys who walk around with tank tops or no shirt at all.
Don’t get me wrong. Having a belly is not the problem.
The problem is that you walk around like a homeless man, despite the fact that you are in a metropolitan city. Oh, and by being naked from the waist up you disrespect the Thai culture. Good job.
This time of the year is the best time to impress Thai mail order brides with your sense of style. You are lucky that the time around Christmas is the coldest season in Bangkok. A couple of days ago it had 20 degrees Celsius in the morning. My girlfriend had to wear a winter hat and a pullover. She looked so cute.
You die if you wear a suit in Mai, but you survive if you do it in December. And for Thai women it is extremely important that a man knows how to dress.
5. It’s Easy to Meet Thai Girls on Christmas Eve
I already mentioned that Thai women hate to spend time alone. They are allergic against the so-called me time, especially on Christmas.
The good news is that it’s so easy to meet Thai mail order brides at this time of the year. You don’t even have to travel to Bangkok or to Pattaya. You can stay at home and still talk to dozens of beautiful women.
Thanks to online dating it has never been easier to meet lonely Thai girls at Christmas time…or at any other time of the year. In case you don’t believe me that it’s really that easy, you should…
Click here to check out my Thai Cupid Review (the dating site where I met my girlfriend)
I’m sure it doesn’t take long until you find the woman you want to spend you Christmas holidays with.
6. It’s Even Easier to Meet Your Thai Mail Order Bride Online after Christmas
What? You still don’t believe that you can meet dozens of beautiful Thai mail order brides online who want to date a man like YOU?
Then have a look at this article.
Online dating sites are reporting a 350% increase right after Christmas.
That’s huge but it makes sense. Nobody wants to spend Christmas Eve alone. And when you spend this important day alone, you usually feel pretty shitty. So do women.
Just imagine you are a young Thai girl in Bangkok. Your friends who are dating Western men celebrate Christmas. You feel so lonely. Then you think about what’s coming next.
Even if a Thai girl doesn’t know anyone who celebrates Christmas, she doesn’t want to spend New Year’s Eve alone. She wants to meet someone, preferably someone like you. You don’t want to miss out on this opportunity.
7. Thai Women Have Values that Make Christmas Eve Unforgettable
Who do you want to spend Christmas Eve with?
A: A girl who doesn’t know the difference between family values and family mart.
B: A girl who has traditional family values.
The choice shouldn’t be too difficult. Of course, you want to date a woman with traditional family values. Every sane man wants that, but we want it even more around Christmas.
This is THE family day of the year and you don’t want to spend it with a woman who cares more about her nails than about spending time with her family. You want to spend this day with a traditional woman who enjoys and values family.
The Thai mail order brides you’ll meet online have these values. They know how to make sure that you enjoy Christmas Eve.
8. Your Thai Mail Order Bride Loves to Celebrate Christmas
Usually, Thai people don’t celebrate Christmas. That’s true. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t want to celebrate this day. In fact, Thai women want it more than Western women because it’s new and exciting for them.
I already promised my girlfriend to send her pictures from our Christmas Eve celebration. She wants to see the beautiful tree, the presents and I even had to promise her to make pictures of the Raclette cheese.
She can’t wait to celebrate Christmas with me.
If I were you, I would tell the Thai mail order brides you’ll meet online that you imagine how it would be if you could spend Christmas Eve with them. They’ll love it and hey, maybe you get a chance to fly to Thailand within the next few days.
9. Thai Women Look So Cute With Their Christmas Hats
Sorry, but it’s true.
Just have a look at this picture.
Don’t they look adorable?
Hey, don’t judge me. I know that I have yellow fever and you probably have it too. If not, you wouldn’t be reading this article. That’s why I know for sure that you want to enjoy your dinner on Christmas Eve with a cute Thai girl.
I know that you think that it’s cute. The sooner you admit it, the sooner you can meet your stunning Thai mail order bride online.
10. Imagine Waking up Next to the Woman of Your Dreams on Christmas Eve
Just imagine it for a second.
You spend Christmas Eve with an amazingly beautiful Thai woman. She cooks for you, she sings all kinds of funny Christmas songs with you and she even wears a cute Christmas hat that makes you say “how cuuute” whenever you look at her.
She is amazing, simply amazing. You can’t remember that you ever had such a beautiful Christmas Eve than this year. Even though you spent this day in a small apartment in the middle of Bangkok, this day will always stay in your memories.
After the celebration you go to bed. She goes with you. You can already imagine what happens between midnight and the next morning. I don’t want to go into detail.
Then you wake up. Morning has come.
But is it really just another normal morning?
You look to your left. She lies next to you. Her breath is soft. Her chest moves slowly up and down. God, she is so beautiful…and completely naked. You look at her naked body. Perfect. You look at her face. Angelic.
In this moment you realize that spending your Christmas holidays in Bangkok was the best decision you’ve ever made.
Summed Up Wisdom
Getting a Thai mail order bride is always a good idea, no matter if it’s Christmas Eve or any of the remaining 364 days. However, you have it a lot easier at the time around Christmas. Not only does it suck to spend this day alone. You can also choose from more single ladies.
In case you plan to travel to Thailand, you should dress to impress. At this time of the year you won’t die of a heatstroke. Just think about how beautiful it can be to spend your holidays with a woman who values family and who looks so damn cute with her Christmas hat.
The best thing about it is that you don’t even have to leave your house to meet Thai mail order brides online. You just have to check out my Thai Cupid review. That’s all. However, the image of you waking up next to the Thai girl of your dreams might be enough to motivate you to book a flight that you should have booked years ago.
Sebastian Harris says
thanks for sharing the advice.
Don’t be in any hurry guys or set yourself time limits. Be careful of scammers and girld who are in contact with multiple guys at the same time. Never send money before meeting somebody in person.
Sebastian Harris says
The best present ever 😉
now that is a hell of a xmas present idea!