How to Get a Girl on a Swaziland Dating Site Like a King

Dating a Swaziland girl is one of the weirdest things you can do.

For a Western man who grew up in Europe or in the United States, everything about this country is weird…especially the dating culture.

But I wouldn’t call myself the Global Seducer if I wasn’t up for an adventure.

This might be the weirdest article I’ve ever written. But it might be the article that helps you to meet your future African bride. And believe it or not, she’s probably a virgin.

Are you ready for the weirdest dating experience in your life?

Then enjoy a festival of naked boobs, young virgins, and traditional dances…

The Umhlanga Festival Will Be Your Craziest Experience 

You probably won’t watch the following video to the very end.

And even if you watch it to the very end, you won’t remember shit. There are just too many half-naked girls and big boobs. No man could possibly remember what this video’s about:

I don’t even know if it’s possible for tourists to visit this traditional festival, but if you have the chance…do it!

Here’s what this event is all about:

The Umhlanga ceremony is an annual event in Swaziland during which tens of thousands of unmarried and childless Swazi girls go to the Ludzidzini Royal Village. Once they arrive, they must undergo a virginity test before they dance bare-breasted for their king.

Yep, that sounds like the storyline of a really bad porn movie.

But it happens every year. Just don’t go there with the hope to sleep with dozens of young and beautiful Swazi girls. That won’t happen.

There’s only one guy who’s allowed to do that…

You Are Not a King (But You Can Choose a Wife)

I would give everything to be the King of Swaziland.

This guy has an incredible life…while 69% of his population lives below the poverty line. But hey, I’m not a political activist. I’m writing this article because I want to show you how YOU can get cute Swazi girls. It’s none of my business that this guy married an 18-year-old beauty pageant contestant and that she’s his 15^th wife.

Who am I to judge?

I could also choose among hundreds of beautiful young Swaziland women.

And you can do the same. The only difference is that none of them dances for us bare-breasted. We have to take the traditional route…

Choose Your Virgin Bride on This Swaziland Dating Site 

We have to meet women the traditional way…via the internet.

Unfortunately, there is no Swaziland dating site that I could recommend. The country is too small and too poor for that. However, you can meet hundreds of cute and curvy Swazi girls on the largest African dating site.

On Afro Introductions you pretty much have the choice because…

This country is so small and so unknown among Global Seducers, that it’s easy for you to meet a woman. I’m 100% sure that the first or the second w you send a message WILL reply.  I have no doubt about that.

Check out some of the messages I got from African girls. 

While all the other men are looking for girls in Ghana, in Nigeria, or in Kenya, you have the choice in Swaziland.

Your Swaziland Bride Will Encourage You to Have Other Women 

You probably won’t believe what I’m about to say, but maybe you believe the king:  

Polygamy is very common in Swaziland. I mean, the king married an 18-year-old girl and she’s his 15^th wife. Just imagine if Donald Trump would do that. Okay, he would probably do it, but anyway. In the West you would get a lot of hate for that.

In Swaziland you can enjoy the company of one, two, or three young women.

Heck, your future wife might even encourage you to get another woman. Maybe she’s into it. You never know. She’s definitely not against it.

The choice is yours, but you have to be careful…

I Encourage You to Be Careful with Polygamy in Swaziland 

Now I’m going to shock you:

Swaziland has the highest HIV rate in the whole world.

Yep, that’s why I encourage you to be very careful with polygamy. Heck, I even encourage you to request an HIV test before you do anything in any position with a Swazi woman. Follow this advice or you might end up like Charlie Sheen.

But there’s hope:

According to the latest data, Swaziland has almost halved the rate of new infections in five years. But still, it’s dangerous and only a fool would have unprotected sex with a woman from Swaziland without wrapping it up.

Make sure that you can put your you know what in her you know what without catching you know what before you put a ring on her finger.

Choose Manzini or Mbabane for Your First Date  

Did I mention that you should focus your effort on girls who live in Manzini and Mbabane? 

I think I forgot that. But it doesn’t matter because 90% of the Swazi girls you can meet on Afro Introductions are from these two cities because these are the only cities with more than 70.000 inhabitants.

Now you know where to hunt, but do you also know where to eat?

Have a look at the following venues (they are perfect for the first date):

Take her wherever you want. She knows that dating you is the chance of a lifetime and she will do everything in her power to keep you.

Click here to meet Swazi girls who want you

Summed Up Wisdom 

Dating in Swaziland will be the weirdest experience in your life. I guarantee you that. And it will be even weirder if you find a way to visit the Umhlanga Festival. You should, at least if the idea of thousands of young Swazi girls dancing half-naked sounds interesting to you.

What if you don’t have a chance to check out this festival? Don’t worry. You can still choose your bride. You just have to join the largest African dating site and search for women in Swaziland. You won’t find thousands but you can meet more than hundred girls in the two largest cities.

If you scroll up, you’ll find some of the best dating spots in the country. And if you are protective and give this African country a chance, you might experience the dating adventure of your lifetime.