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Nicaraguan Girls: The Dating Guide (Beautiful Brides?)

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Back in 2015 I met a guy who had seduced more Nicaraguan Girls than the first Spanish conquerors.

That’s what he said. But I guess he lied.

However, he didn’t lie about one thing. His bride, a 24-year-old Nica, was in fact beautiful. Oh, and she was 28 years younger than him. The moment I saw her, I thought to myself “I hope I’ll have such a sexy young wife when I’m in my 50s.”

smiling nicaraguan woman

The more he told me about dating in this South American country, the more questions I had.

I became obsessed with these questions:

  • How did this guy get such a young Latina bride?
  • What does it take to date these women?
  • What are they really like? 

Heck, I even asked myself if young guys like me have a chance to meet sexy Nicas online.

I mean, this girl smiled like a child in a candy store. She looked at him as if his grey hair were of pure gold.

I had to find out what’s really going on…

Quick Navigation
Warning: You are Dating Girls in a Safe Haven 
2 Types of Nicaraguan Beauties You Can Choose From (Her Looks) 
3 Types of Nicaraguan Girls You’ll Meet (Her Personality)
The Best Nicaraguan Dating Site to Meet Girls Online 
The Nature of the Nicaraguan Mail Order Bride  
3 Cities to Meet and Date Nicaraguan Girls 
8 Tips for Seducing Beautiful Nicaraguan Girls 
3 Things to Know Before Marrying a Nicaraguan Woman 
Summed Up Wisdom 


Warning: You are Dating Girls in a Safe Haven 

Nicaragua is right next to Honduras and if you’re a good swimmer, you can reach El Salvador in a couple of hours.

I guess you already know that Honduras is not the safest country in the world. And you might have read my article about the women in El Salvador. Gangs, murder, rape…you name it. It’s not the best place for a laid-back dating adventure.

What about dating hot Nicaraguan women?

The people in this country earn less than $500 a year. Yep, that’s per year, not per month.  It MUST be dangerous. It can’t be safe there. Everything else would be illogical.

Let’s have a look at the facts:

According to a study conducted in 2013, Nicaragua is the safest country in South America. Forget about Brazil and Colombia. Even Argentina didn’t score that high.

What about 2014-2017?

Do your research if you don’t believe me. It always scores among the top 5. That’s good news for adventurous Global Seducers who want to seduce sexy Nicas.

beautiful nicaraguan woman

Pack your suitcase!


2 Types of Nicaraguan Beauties You Can Choose From (Her Looks) 

I have to be honest.

I love Amerindian girls. That’s why I love the women in Guatemala, El Salvador, and Nicaragua. I just love that indigenous look.

But what if you don’t?

  • 69% of the women you can meet are mestizos
  • 17% are Caucasian, mostly of Spanish decent
  • 9% are black (more on these sex addicts later)
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    5% are indigenous, which is less than I expected

I was shocked when I discovered these statistics. I always thought that the women of Nicaragua are mostly indigenous. Maybe I’m an ignorant dickhead, but I really had no idea that so many of them were white, black, and a mixture of both.

I was even more shocked when I discovered the way their skin color impacts them…


1. The Dark-Skinned Beauty with the Low Self-Esteem

It’s no secret that racism is a huge issue in a lot of South East Asian countries. Apparently, South America is no different.

Here’s what Juliet Hooker, a professor at Brown University says about racism in Nicaragua:

“…those in the elite are all the people who are whitest. Is that a coincidence?”

Here’s what a man from California said on Tripadvisor (I think he’s Asian):

“We have traveled to most of Mexico, El Salvador, Costa Rica and Guatemala, to name a few, but our experience with Nicaraguans made us very wary on how they treat those who are not whites.”

Here’s what this means for you: 

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    It’s easy as hell to seduce Nicas if you’re white.
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    It’s a bit more difficult if you’re Asian or African-American.
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    No matter what color your skin has, dark-skinned Nicas love you.

I know black and Asian men who had success in this country. But I have to be honest. Most of them focused on dark-skinned girls.

And here’s the truth about them:

No matter how beautiful they are, they look in the mirror and see an ugly girl. It’s insane. I met so many incredibly gorgeous dark-skinned Nicas online. Some of them would be considered 9s in the USA. Instead, they treated me like a 9.

dark-skinned nicaraguan woman

What about the white girls?

 

2. The Light-Skinned Average Girl with the High-Self Esteem

Most beautiful Nicaraguan women are either white or mestizo.

The funny thing is that an average white girl thinks that she’s a model. And a dark-skinned model thinks that she’s average or downright ugly. I’m serious. That makes it so hard to date white girls in this country.

I mean, why should you waste your time and energy on them?

  • The hot dark-skinned girls are easier than the average white girls.
  • The white girls are more arrogant and flakey.
  • They are not as friendly and caring.

I say:

Go for the dark girls and you’ll have the time of your life.

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3 Types of Nicaraguan Girls You’ll Meet (Her Personality)

“What are the women in Nicaragua like?”

I asked myself the same question.

I was surprised to find so many beautiful Nicas online. I looked at their profile pictures, read the messages they sent me, and imagined what it would be like to meet them.

Oh man, I can’t wait to travel to South America again.

Anyway, here are the three types of girls you can meet online and in the streets of Managua…


1. Nicaraguan Girls who Love Old Gringos

It’s no secret that the girls from Nicaragua love gringos.

But some of them don’t love you unless you are bald and/or have at least three gray hairs. I know. It sounds strange. But that’s how it is. The 24-year-old wife from the guy I met had a different agenda than a 24-year-old Nica who wants to date a guy like me.

Some girls want to date older men because…

  • They are looking for a man who is faithful.
  • They are looking for a man to start a family with.
  • They are looking for a man who is mature and reliable.
old man with nicaraguan bride

Have fun!

Don’t get me wrong. Some young guys have these qualities and want these things. But she doesn’t care. She has dated young local men before. And they are not faithful, mature, and reliable. That’s why she changed her age preferences.

 

2. Nicaraguan Girls who Love Young Gringos

What about the girls who want to date young guys like me?

She’s not naïve. She knows that you won’t marry her. And it’s not a big deal. All she wants is a dating adventure with a handsome gringo. A gentleman would be perfect.

Love, adventure, and good feelings are what she wants

Just because her mom is religious doesn’t mean that she follows in her footsteps. She wants to break free and she knows that she can’t do that with the local guys without getting shamed, shunned, and disrespected.

Be the lover she needs.


3. Nicaraguan Women who are Not Into Gringos  

Nah, just kidding!

laughing nicaraguan girls

"Did you really believe that?"

The white girls are a bit harder to crack than the dark-skinned girls. That’s true. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t love gringos. They adore us.

Listen:

It is impossible to visit Nicaragua and to not end up with at least three dates. No, I don’t care that you’re overweight. None of these girls gives a shit about your non-existent six-pack.

They want a gringo…preferably a white one.

Okay, maybe it is possible to end up without a date. But it’s only possible if you do NOT join the best dating site to meet thousands of sexy Nicas…


The Best Nicaraguan Dating Site to Meet Girls Online 

You don’t believe me?

I’m serious. You can meet thousands of hot Nicaraguan girls online. They are waiting for you. You just have to join the right dating site.

Nicaraguan girls on latin american cupid

Here are the biggest advantages of this dating site:

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    It’s free to join.
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    You can instantly meet singles.
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    I tested every feature (and some girls).

-The dating site is called Latin American Cupid and this site is home to millions of beautiful South American women. Nicaragua is one of the countries with the most members.

Check out my Latin American Cupid review before you join for free

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The Nature of the Nicaraguan Mail Order Bride  

Nicaraguan brides and girlfriends are not like the women in the US.

  • What about feminism? Doesn’t exist!
  • Narcissistic behavior? They don’t have selfie sticks!
  • Me, me, me ego trips? They are all about the family!

No matter if you meet a girl with an indigenous, African, or mestizo look…she’ll be your sweet Pocahontas. These ladies are easy-going and spending time with them is a pleasurable experience.

At first, I thought they are innocent.

Then I realized that it’s all a game. They pretend to be the innocent indigenous girl who’s not interested in dating foreigners. That’s what she wants her family to believe.

It’s your job to uncover her true self.


3 Cities to Meet and Date Nicaraguan Girls 

Dating in Nicaragua is pretty straightforward.

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    You join the best dating site.
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    You contact the 10 hottest girls.
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    You go on a couple of first dates.

That’s it. The only two things you have to do is to not mess up the first date (more on that later) and to choose the right girl.

You’re already what she wants (Hint: a gringo). Now it’s time to find out where she lives. “Huh? Why is that important?” I hear you asking.

Well, because you don’t want to date an uneducated country girl who believes that smarties and the birth control pill are one and the same thing.

Let’s have a look at where the girls you meet online should live…


1. Meet and Date Nicaraguan Women in Managua 

There are numerous reasons why Managua is a fascinating city.

Managua city
  • It has no real city center.
  • It’s in South America but as cheap as Bangkok.
  • It’s the largest city but has almost no male tourists.

You probably don’t care about the first point I mentioned. The second point is just nice to know. What about the third one? Now it gets interesting.

5 x more people = 5 x less tourists.

This country doesn’t give a damn about logic. Yes, Managua has five times as many inhabitants as Leon, but I saw more tourists in Leon. That’s the proof that people really believe travel guides from big companies.

Leon has the sights. But Managua has the girls.

The result:

No tourists = No competition.

You can choose among thousands of girls because you are one of five foreigners in the whole freaking city. Dating in Nicaragua can be so easy.  


2. Meet and Date Nicaraguan Women in Leon  

What if you don’t get a date in Managua? 

That’s impossible!

Okay, but what if you don’t want to visit the capital?

Then go to Leon. It’s not as touristy as Granada (more on that in a bit) and you won’t get checked out that much. But you can still meet a lot of girls. You’ll see more tourists, less women, and a more beautiful city. But let’s be honest.

Do you really care about the beautiful architecture?

leon in nicaragua

I would stay in Managua. Do it for the girls. Oh, maybe you want to date beach girls. In this case…


3. Meet Nicaraguan Women in Granada

Granada has even more tourists than Leon.

Wait! No need to scream “oh man, that sucks!” It’s not as bad as it sounds because you have a beach AND you can date a lot of sexy beach girls. I mean, taking a beautiful indigenous girl back to your beach resort doesn’t sound that terrible.

Why don’t you choose one of the following dating venues?

  • The Pita Pita
  • The Bistro Estrada
  • The Café de las Sonrisas
date in granada nicaragua

Or do this...

Enjoy your time with your cute surfer girl. 


8 Tips for Seducing Beautiful Nicaraguan Girls 

You know where to meet Nicas and you know the three best cities to visit.

What more can I say?

You are ready for your dating adventure!

Wow, wow…not so fast, gringo. You know everything about these exotic ladies, but you still don’t know how to woo them and hot to close the deal.

Here’s everything you need to know about seducing Nicaraguan women…


1. The Managua Challenge: Why are You Here?  

Here’s what she’s going to ask you:

Why are you here?

Your answer to this question determines the course of your relationship with her. She either dumps you or jumps on you. One sentence has the power to destroy everything.

Here is it:

“Oh, I’m just here for the culture.”

clueless gringo in managua

You’re done.

She knows that you are full of shit because she knows that Managua is a boring-ass city that has nothing to offer. Sorry, but she won’t believe you. Bam…she puts you in the “horny lying gringo” box.

Instead, make up a story.

You were sharing your college dorm with a Nicaraguan guy and now you’re meeting him and his family. Or you have a business idea and you think about starting a business here.

Everything is better than the culture lie.


2. The Nicaraguan Dating Culture Screams Passiveness  

You have to make the first move.

It’s your job to take the initiative and to let her know that you want her. I know, it’s a South American country. The women in Brazil eye-fuck you so hard that your knees turn into pudding. I got used to it while traveling all over South America.

Nicas don’t do it.

They are more reserved. They look at you and then look away again. But when it comes to the first move, it’s your turn. Never forget that.


3. Feel Free to Set up Dates all Over Managua   

Are you from the USA?

Then you know what it’s like to wait for a bus that never comes. I mean, it’s no secret that public transportation sucks in the USA (okay, besides New York).

What about a so-called third world country like Nicaragua?

Public transportation rocks!

The only problem is that Managua has no real city center. You’ll feel like a lost puppy while looking for the first date venue. But that doesn’t matter. Just ask another cute girl for the direction. And don’t forget to ask her for her number.


4. She’s Not Only Short But also Short of Money  

The average income is less than $500 a year.

You and I can’t live on that. She can’t either. That’s why she’s always broke and that’s why YOU have to pay for the fancy dinner at the restaurant you take her to.

I’m just like you.

I hate paying for a girl’s food and drinks. But this time you have to. You have no other choice. She really can’t afford it. And no, she’s not a heartless gold-digger just because she can’t pay for the Filet Mignon.

That's her family van

But don’t worry. She can’t eat much because she’s at least 20cm shorter than your Russian ex-girlfriend. The bill won’t break the bank.


5. Don’t Dress Like a Zombie in a Retirement Home

I told you that Nicaraguan women love old gringos.

That’s true. I didn’t lie. But just because they don’t mind dating men who are 10, 20, or even 30 years their senior, doesn’t mean that they want to date zombies. She wants to feel like your princess, not like your caretaker.

My advice:

Dress like a man who still has a couple of years to live. That’s the whole secret. Leave the socks and sandals at home and wear your best shirt. Be her George Clooney and not the kind of guy who reminds her of her grandpa.


6. Learn a Few Local Slang Words to get a “Diaverga!”

I’m sure the Nicaraguan girl you’ll meet is diaverga.

“What the heck does that mean?” I hear you asking.

Well, I just hope that she’s of the dick. Wait! Calm down! Before you punch me in the face and turn my balls into scrambled eggs, I want you to think about the true meaning of this word, which is “awesome” or “amazing”.

Here’s some more:

Deacachimba – almost the same as diaverga (dope, awesome)

Jodido – that’s her ex-boyfriend (shitty person)

Sias Caballo – say it when she’s childish (don’t be foolish)

Clase alucin – She’ll say that when you share your stories (that’s crazy)

The more of these expressions you remember, the more she’ll think “wow…this guy is diaverga!” So come on. Practice and test it with a few girls online.


7. Avoid the Nicaraguan Macho Trap  

What’s the biggest mistake you can make when picking up black girls?

You act black.

What’s the biggest mistake you can make when picking up Nicas?

You act like a Nicaraguan man.

No, seriously. That’s the worst thing you can do. I mean, there’s a reason why thousands of women in this country are looking for foreign men online. They are sick and tired of the local culture of machismo.

nicaraguan wife and man

"Are you serious?"

Be a gentleman. Oh, and be a gentleman who doesn’t beat the shit out of her. According to Gender Index, 70% of the women in Nicaragua have experienced some form of violence.

Now you know why you are so popular. It’s not just because of the color of your skin and your beautiful blonde (or grey) hair.


8. Don’t Mention Your Costa Rican Travel Adventure  

Nicaraguans are pretty relaxed. They like everyone…besides Costa Rica.

Maybe it’s because Nicas believe that all Ticas are prostitutes. That’s why they don’t like them. Or maybe it’s because so many Nicaraguans are seeking work in Costa Rica…a country where not even the locals can find work.

They have their reasons and you have a choice.

You can either talk about your Costa Rican dating adventure on your first date (Hint: She’ll think you are a monger). Or you don’t mention it. It’s up to you.

Some things are better kept a secret.


3 Things to Know Before Marrying a Nicaraguan Woman 

Do you really want to do it?

I don’t judge you. You can do whatever you want. And let’s be honest. Marrying a Nicaraguan woman isn’t the worse idea. I mean, it’s better than marrying an overweight Western chick with narcissistic personality disorder.

How much better?

Let’s have a look at the three things that every man who seeks a Nicaraguan bride has to know…


1. You’ll Have an Insanely Hot and Insanely Jealous Wife 

Having a hot wife makes you proud. No man can deny that.

But remember Barney Stinson’s hot and crazy curve. You can’t eat the delicious ice without the painful cold teeth. Hotness and jealousy are closely related. But hey, maybe you don’t believe me.

Maybe you don’t think that Nicaraguan brides can’t be that jealous.

Well, listen to this guy’s story:

You still want to marry her? 

Then delete Tinder, the phone number of your best female friend, and the one of your mom.


2. Say Hello to Your New Nicaraguan Family  

Her family is important to her.

And no, that doesn’t mean that she visits them once a year. She hasn’t been born and raised in the West. Oh, no. She lives with her parents until she’s married and she listens to them until they are six feet under.

  • They have to like you.
  • You have to spend time with them.
  • You might even have to go on holidays with them.

What if they hate you?

Then you’re fucked.

Sorry, but you won’t marry their daughter unless mommy and daddy give you a thumbs up.  That’s the deal. Take it or leave it.


3. Nicaraguan Brides Do Everything to Please Their Husbands 

Jealousy and family holidays. That sounds pretty depressing.

Yep, but I also have good news:

Nicaraguan wives take care of their husbands. The better you treat her, the better she treats you. And believe me. It’s not difficult to treat her better than every guy she has ever met.  The effort is low, but the reward is high.

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    A passionate South American wife.
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    Someone who takes care of the household.
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    A partner who supports you and does everything for you.

What else do you want? 

Oh, I know what you want.

nicaraguan woman

You want to join Latin American Cupid and meet beautiful Nicaraguan women.

 

Summed Up Wisdom 

What is it like to date a Nicaraguan woman? First of all, you need to understand that you won’t die. This country is safer than Honduras and El Salvador. That’s the good news. The bad news is that the white girls are not that easy to seduce. The darker her skin, the easier it is to score. But hey, maybe you like it.

What else? The Nicaraguan dating culture is weird. Managua is the largest city, but has no tourists. In other words, you have no competition. But you have to survive a boring, plain city. Of course, you can also visit Granada and pick up surfer girls.

You can even impress them with a couple of local slang words and your sense of style. Just don’t mention your Costa Rican travel adventure. Not cool. And don’t insult her parents. That’s also not cool because now it will be impossible to marry your Nicaraguan bride.

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Back in 2015 I met a guy who had seduced more Nicaraguan Girls than the first Spanish conquerors. He didn’t lie about his bride, a 24-year-old Nica,
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