Today I want to talk about how to meet Kazakhstan women and…
Ah, fuck it.
I deeply apologize (no I don’t) for not starting this article with a clear message:
You’re welcome. No seriously, you can find a lot of breathtaking girls in this country. You can even find beautiful women for marriage. Don’t believe a word Sacha Baron Cohen says. They don’t look like Borat’s wife.
Here’s what you’ll learn in this article:
Let’s get started…
1. Kazakh Girls Don’t Look Like Natalya
Did you know that this country is home to more than 100 different ethnicities?
Yep, it’s true.
The only problem is that they all look like Natalya.
Nooo! That’s not true. Believe it or not, but Kazakhstan girls are some of the most beautiful women in the world. It’s hard to believe after you watched Borat. But hey, the movie didn’t have one single Kazakh person in it…just like some parts of the country.
Only 66.48% of the people are ethnic Kazakhs.
And these 66.48% are a mixture of Turkish, Mongolian, Russian, and India-Iranian DNA. That doesn’t include all the beautiful female immigrants from Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Korea and Germany. Yes, Germany. I don’t want to go into politics but in the 1990s a lot of Kazakh Germans (we call them Kasachstan Deutsche) immigrated.
I mean, you could say that these ladies are ugly…but only if you are NOT into slim, petite Russian beauties with Asian facial features.
2. Kazakhstan is a Paradise to Meet Open-Minded Muslim Girls
More than 70% of the Kazakh women you can meet are Muslims.
And they are pretty open-minded.
What? Open-minded Muslim women…isn’t that an oxymoron?
Well, not in this country. If you expect women who hide their bodies under long robes and walk around with headscarves that are thicker than your leather jacket, you’ll be disappointed.
Don’t get me wrong. They are traditional…just not THAT traditional.
Okay, I’ll talk more about this whole “one-night stand” issue later. For now, I want you to understand that the Muslim women in Borat’s home are not comparable to the women in Saudi Arabia.
3. It’s Not Hard to Find Christian Kazakh Girls
What if you don’t want to date a Muslim Kazakh girl?
Hey, that’s cool. You can date whoever you want. Maybe you’re even looking for a bride, a Christian bride. More power to you!
The question is: Will you find her in this country?
Yes, you will. It’s true that more than 70% of the population is Muslim. But it’s also true that more than 25% are Christians. Of course, the chance that the girl who walks down the street believes in Mohamed is higher than the chance that she believes in Jesus.
But that’s where online dating comes into play.
You can meet hundreds of Kazakh brides (and potential girlfriends) online. And most of them are Christian. I guess it’s because they are a bit more open-minded.
4. It’s Also Not Hard to Find Russian Women in Kazakhstan
Are the pictures of Bora’s wife haunting you?
Are you afraid that you won’t get it up because you can’t get rid of the image of Borat kissing his sister Natalya?
Maybe you shouldn’t date a Kazakh girl.
Maybe you should focus your energy on the Russian women in Kazakhstan. Heck, 20% of the population is Russian. Yep, they are responsible for all the blonde girls with Asian eyes.
You can meet so many Russian women online and on the streets of Astana, Almaty, Shymkent, and Karaganda. But you have to act fast.
Every day beautiful Russian women leave the country and return home.
5. The Pain of Finding an English-Speak Girl (And the Glory of Being Unique)
The women from Kazakhstan are bilingual.
Unfortunately, English is not one of their two languages. The country was part of the Soviet Union. During this time Russian was declared the first language. This didn’t change up until today.
You can choose between these two languages. I mean, you can meet English-speaking girls online. But if you speak Russian, you can choose from a bigger pot.
Either way, your value is through the roof.
You’ll have fun, even if you have to talk with your hands and feet.
6. Avoid the Nightlife to Avoid Meeting Prostitutes
Here’s the truth about picking up Kazakh models in clubs:
Yes, you can meet a lot of beautiful girls in one of the following clubs:
Icon Club Astana in Astana
Fashion Night Club in Astana
The Gan Bei in Almaty
There’s just one big, big problem:
Which one of these girls wants the honey? Which one wants the money?
The hottest girls are not there because they want to have fun. They want to have sex, but it’s not fun for them. It’s business. Yep, they are prostitutes. Of course, not all of them are escorts looking for customers. But some are. And you never know who charges the morning after.
It’s definitely easier to find girlfriend and wife material online.
7. I Discovered the Best Kazakhstan Dating Site
If you saw the photos of Kazakhstan women I just saw online, you would…
Maybe you’d sweat. Maybe you’d start touching yourself (stop it!). Anyway, the girls you can meet online are stunning. Man, I love this mixture of Russian and Asian genetics.
Long live interracial dating!
But what’s the best dating site to meet these beautiful ladies?
I found more than 400 girls…and I only searched for women who are younger than 29. You can meet hundreds of Kazakh girls on Russian Cupid. And guess what? A lot of them are Christian.
It gets even better:
You don’t have to be Casanova to engage them in a conversation.
I mean, she lives in Almaty and not in Kiev or Moscow. She doesn’t get a message from a handsome foreigner like you every day. In fact, she didn’t receive a single message in the past three weeks.
She wants to chat with you.
8. Why I Can’t Recommend a Kazakhstan marriage agency
Why do I recommend Russian Cupid and not a Kazakh marriage agency?
It’s hard, especially because I receive lucrative offers.
Every week I get emails from marriage agencies (an email from a Kazakh agency inspired me to write this article) in which they ask me to promote their sites. They want to buy banner ads on my site. They want me to endorse them. And they offer me a lot of money. But I decline.
Most marriage agencies are scams and I do NOT want you to fall for them.
It’s always the same game.
I don’t want this to happen to you.
That’s the reason why I recommend Russian Cupid. I tested this dating site, I met girls from this site, and I know that there are no hidden costs.
9. The Best First Date Ideas in Astana
I didn’t know that Kazakhstan is the 9th largest country in the world.
The population is relatively small. But the country is bigger than Kim Kardashian’s ass. In other words, you can’t just go on a backpacking tour or travel from city to city.
Check this out:
The two largest cities are Astana (the capital) and Almaty (it’s even bigger). Unless you want to sit in a taxi for 16 hours, you have to make a choice.
What if you choose Astana?
Here are some ideas for your first date:
Visit the Baiterek Tower with her.
Let her take you to the Khan Shatyr.
Show your cultural interest in the National Museum.
Eat dead fish at the Korean House.
Snuggle and Cuddle at the Black Duck Café.
Oh, and in case you expect a shithole city with more grey Soviet buildings than your eyes can take, I have to disappoint you.
Astana is one of the most fascinating cities in the world.
It looks a little bit like Galactic City in Star Wars Revenge of the Sith.
10. The Best First Date Ideas in Almaty
What about dating hot Kazakhstan girls in Almaty?
Almaty is another beautiful city that doesn’t look exactly like the village you’ve seen in Borat. Well, maybe that’s because the village in the movie is a gypsy village in Romania and NOT a village in Kazakhstan.
Anyway, here’s what the largest city in this country really looks like:
And here are some ideas for your first date:
Visit the Big Almaty Lake (don’t get naked).
Let her show you the Ascension Cathedral.
Eat local food at the Kazakh Restaurant Gakku.
Visit one of many ski resorts (e.g. Shymbulak).
So don’t worry. Dating in Kazakhstan is not as scary as the Romanian gypsy village in Borat made you believe.
11. Don’t Talk About Borat on the First Date
They hate this movie. They absolutely hate it.
And can I tell you something? I hate it too. Come on. Am I really the only one who believes that Sacha Baron Cohen is one of the most untalented comedians who has ever walked on planet earth?
Okay, maybe I’m turning you into my enemy. I should better stop this. But I won’t stop telling you to NOT, NEVER, and NEVER EVER mention Borat on the first date with a women in Astana or Almaty.
The hottest Kazakhstan babes hate this movie the most.
Laugh about a Borat joke and she’ll think you’re an uneducated and ignorant dickhead.
12. How to Ride the Kazakh Dating Culture
Here’s what you need to do to woo a Kazakh girl:
You have to get her on a horse. Then you hunt her while you’re on full speed. Did I forget to mention that you’re also on a horse? Buhuu…nobody cares that you can’t ride a goddamn horse. Do it. Once you are riding next to her, you give her a kiss on the cheek.
Then pray to God that you won’t end up Like Christopher Reeve.
Oh, and you have to beat her with a stick.
What? You don’t believe me? See for yourself…
Okay, okay. You don’t have to do any of that. You’re a foreigner. And you’re dating a big city girl. No need for horses, kisses and sticks.
Speaking of the kisses…
These are the only dating culture rules you have to follow.
13. You Can’t Go to Her Place But You Can Take Her Here
Beautiful Kazakh women live with big, hairy men.
Yup, I’m talking about her father. Believe it or not, but daddy won’t be happy when he listens to the lust screams of his beloved daughter. And she lives with her dad…and her mom, her brother, her sister, and her perverted uncle.
They live together in a tiny apartment where it’s impossible to have privacy.
Hey, don’t blame me. Blame the Soviet architecture. And blame yourself if you’re not smart enough to book an apartment instead of a hotel. She’s a traditional girl. She doesn’t want to be the hotel girl aka the prostitute.
The good news is that there are a lot of love hotels in the two biggest cities. Enjoy.
14. She Will Reject Your Kissing Attempt (Especially in Public)
Dating sexy Kazakh girls is a challenge.
You can only win her heart if you accept this challenge. Remember that it’s a (not so) traditional Muslim country. Even though the girls walk around in high heels and skirts, kissing in public is a no-go.
Kissing a foreigner is even riskier…and pretty exciting.
She’s nervous as hell and the voice of her mother whispers “don’t be easy” in her left ear.
Only kiss her when nobody is watching and don’t give up when she rejects your first attempt. She will. But she will also expect you to try again.
15. You Don’t Have to Worry About the “Settle Down” Question
What the heck is the “settle down” question?
I’m glad you ask.
The “settle down” question is a question you get asked a lot as a Global Seducer. You meet a girl. Let’s say she’s from Kiev in the Ukraine. She falls for you. You fall for her perfect body. Eventually, she asks you if you want to move to Kiev.
- 1She encourages you to get a good job.
- 2She asks you to rent a love nest.
- 3She wants you to be her expat.
That shit won’t happen in Kazakhstan. The woman in your bed knows that you won’t move there. That’s why she expects one of two things.
Option #1: She’s your lover for the time you spend in the country.
Option#2: She expects you to marry her and take her to your country.
Play with open cards and she’ll be your lover or your bride.
16. Marriage is Extremely Important for Kazakh Brides
What if you’re looking for Kazakhstan mail order brides for marriage?
Today is your lucky day.
You can meet women who are DTF and ready for a wild adventure with a foreigner, but you can meet even more local girls who are looking for marriage. That’s the reality in a traditional country.
Imagine you’re dating her…
It’s just a matter of time until she points you in the “right” direction. Maybe it’s the right direction for you. Maybe it’s not. Prepare yourself for little hints. And no, it doesn’t start after years or months. She’ll give you hints after two weeks.
What if you decide to marry her?
As long as you fulfill your role, she’ll be your loving and caring wife.
17. Your Kazakh Girlfriend Will Cook You in the Ground
Have you ever tried Beshbarmak?
You have to eat this meal with your hands, but it’s so freaking delicious. Who doesn’t like boiled meat with noodles? I ate it in a restaurant in Germany (with knife and fork), but I guess that counts.
Your Kazakh girlfriend will cook it for you.
And you have to try her Shashlik. Oh, man, she will cook you in the ground.
But be careful.
That’s her strategy to make your stomach addicted to her. The more she cooks for you the more you think about marrying her. She knows that.
18. P.S. Don’t Even Think About It
Nope, don’t even think about it!
Leave the green mankini in the closet. Do not take it on your trip and do not walk around in it on the beach. I know that it’s tempting. But you don’t want to end up in a jail in Almaty.
Speaking of the green mankini…
The people in this country don’t walk around like the (Romanian) villagers in Borat. They have style. Kazakh girls look like a mixture of Asians and Russians, but when it comes to their sense of style, they are full-blooded Russians.
High heels, makeup, short dress…you name it.
Don’t walk around like Borat and you’ll enjoy the show and her company.
Don’t talk like Borat and she’ll reply to the message you’ll send her on this dating site.
Summed Up Wisdom
What can I say about beautiful Kazakh women? Well, they don’t look like Borat’s wife. And they also don’t look like his sister, Natalya. They are stunning. The combination of Asian facial features with a Russian body is addictive.
And don’t worry. Just because they are Muslims doesn’t mean that they won’t touch you. Most girls don’t wear headscarves. They wear high heels instead. But maybe they are not open-minded enough for you. Don’t worry. You can also meet Christian girls.
In fact, a lot of the women who are looking for men online are Christian. And a lot of them would be more than happy to be your Kazakh bride. But be careful. Her cooking skills are good and her dress is tight. She’ll do everything to trap you.