What do you imagine when you think of Jamaican women?
I have news for you:
The first two points are nothing but outdated stereotypes. Most of the Jamaican beauties I met online had straight hair. Only one of them had the famous Bob Marley hairstyle. And no, she wasn’t singing “rastaman vibration, yeah! Positive!” when I saw her on Skype.
What about the last point?
Well, some of the girls I saw online uploaded photos of themselves in bikinis….in tight bikinis.
But they have so much more to offer than a nice backside…
1. Accept that No Jamaican Woman Looks the Same
What does it take to blow your mind?
No matter what type of girl you prefer, you’ll find her in Jamaica. 97% of the population is either African or partial African. Most of them are one part African and one part Caucasian, East Indian or Chinese. Yes, Chinese.
Heck, you can even meet girls with German DNA.
In the 1830s, more than 1000 Germans immigrated to Jamaica. Seaford Town is also called German Town. As a result, you can meet dark-skinned girls with round booties, blue eyes and freckles.
You don’t believe me? See it with your own eyes…
2. Dating Black Jamaican Women is Not like Dating Black Brazilian Girls
I wanted to know the truth.
I’ve been to Brazil and I know that racism is a huge issue there…even if everyone tries to deny it.
What about Jamaica? Is it the same? Are things different?
I asked a local girl. She’s dark-skinned.
I don’t know if she told me what I wanted to hear of if it’s the truth. But here’s what she said:
“Race is not so much of an issue. Almost all of us are black. It’s normal to be black. It’s also normal to be mixed. And the few white people live among the black people. Our neighborhoods are not divided into black and white, at least not the one I grew up in.”
These are her words.
What’s your experience with racism in Jamaica? Let me know in the comments below.
3. You’ll Lose Your Mind When Sexy Jamaican Girls Dance to Dancehall
One of the sexy Jamaican girls I met online showed me dancehall videos.
Jesus Christ! Forget about the official definition. Yes, it’s an uptempo style of dance music derived from reggae yada yada yada. Nobody cares. The only thing you’ll care about is how Jamaican girls move their booties on the dancefloor.
Have a look at what these ladies can do with their cheeks:
Now imagine what they can do with YOU as their dance partner. It’s absolutely insane. I mean, I hate clubs. In my opinion, clubs are the worst venues to pick up girls. But dancehall clubs…Go there! Go!
Here are some dancehall party venues in Kingston:
Puls8: This place is an open-air bar with weekly dancehall parties.
Fiction Nightclub: It’s an upscale club with dancehall events at the weekend.
Stone Love Headquaters: Go to the Weddy Weddy Wednesday…on your own risk.
Why on your own risk?
Well, in case you’re a white guy like me, you’ll be the only one there. Just don’t get confused when the crowd cheers while a local girl rams her ass at your crotch.
4. Jamaican Beach Girls Love to Have Fun
Jamaica is famous for its beach weddings.
But don’t worry. You don’t have to marry an overweight American girl on the beach. It’ll be hard to remember your vows while you’re staring at the bodies of the local beach girls who witness the ceremony.
You can also have fun at the beach with the local girls…
Look at how the girl in the pink panties dances (after 23 seconds) and imagine having sex with her. The way she dances doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
Don’t be surprised when you end up fooling around with her under water.
5. The Jamaican Dating Culture Is Like a Mixed Tea Bag
One thing is for sure.
It doesn’t get boring. The Jamaican dating customs and the local culture have so much to offer. Dating in this country is like drinking a cup of tea that was brewed with a mixed tea bag.
There’s a different taste on every street corner.
- 1The sexual African dancing styles.
- 2The English tea bars as dating venues.
- 3The Irish love for liquor and partying all night long.
And that’s only the tip of the iceberg.
No matter if you’re looking for a holiday fling, a girlfriend, or a wife…you can find the right woman in this country. While some girls stumble out of the club in the morning, others are already on their way to church.
The combination of sex, religion, tradition, and modernity is fascinating.
6. Jamaican Women Know What They Want (No, Seriously)
Oh, how much I hated this “she knows what she wants” gibberish…
I remember sitting in class in my creative writing class in Germany. Every teacher (they were all women) had two things in common:
Short hair and every female character in every goddamn book “knew what she wanted”…even if she had no fucking clue.
Why do I tell you this?
Well, because in Jamaica, “she knows what she wants” is more than a feminist cliché with less substance than wobbly jelly.
Your future Jamaican girlfriend REALLY knows what she wants.
Some call it attitude. I call it a strong bullshit detector.
She wants a good guy and if you’re the kind of guy she wants, she’ll come and get you.
7. Why White Men Should Stay Away from Dutty Jamaican Girls
But what if the wrong girl hunts you?
Dating a Jamaican can be an incredible experience. Dating a Dutty girl, can be a terrible nightmare. As a foreigner, you have to be careful. As a white guy, you have to be even more careful. Dutty girls are like the Cranks in The Mazerunner.
They want to trap you, but you don’t want them.
Here’s how to spot a Dutty Jamaican girl:
But just because a girl likes you so much that she pulls down her top when she sees you, doesn’t mean that she’s a Dutty girl.
You have to find it out…the hard way.
8. The Best Dating Site to Meet Jamaican Girls
Let me start point #8 with a sobering message:
There are no Jamaican dating sites, at least none that I can recommend. Yeah, there’s a site called Reggae Dating. I signed up on it and I wasn’t impressed. It’s overrun by Jamaican men with gold chains and tattoos.
You’re looking for Jamaican girls with nice curves, am I right?
Then there’s only one dating site I can recommend. On this site, Jamaica is one of the most popular countries…for a simple reason. You can meet thousands of hot girls from Kingston, Montego Bay, Spanish Town and other parts of the country.
The name of this dating site is Caribbean Cupid.
And you can meet THESE girls right now…
“But Sebastian, how do I know that the girls on Caribbean Cupid are real?”
Well, here’s a reply I got from one of the girls…
I talked to her on Skype. Her face wasn’t model-like, but her breasts were bigger than watermelons. Some guys like it.
9. What about Penpals in Jamaica aka Jamaican Man in Love?
You can also meet Jamaican penpals on several chat and penpal sites.
Just one question:
Why would you want a platonic penpal relationship when you can kiss the naked body of a sexy Jamaican princess by the end of next week?
I don’t have to understand everything. But I do understand the risk of these penpal sies. I joined one. Here’s what happened:
You don’t have to be a psychic to know how the future will look like. Your sexy penpal girl aka a Jamaican man who pretends to be in love tries to build an emotional connection with you. Then she (he) wants to visit you. But he needs money for the flight. How could he possibly get the money? Mhhh…
Read my Caribbean Cupid review and stay away from Jamaican penpal sites.
10. How to Scan the Pictures of Jamaican Women
Hand on heart I can say that at least 95% of the profile pictures on Caribbean Cupid are real.
What about the remaining 5%?
Use my simple three-step testing system and you don’t even have to worry about scams.
Step #1: Only contact girls with natural pictures (no photoshopped images).
Step #2: Get her on Skype to see if she’s real.
Step #3: Don’t send her money.
If you follow these three simple steps, it’s just a matter of time until you meet the perfect girl.
11. The Best Places for a First Date in Kingston
Pretty Jamaican women are spontaneous.
I’m sure the girl you’ll meet online can’t wait to go on an adventure with you.
Here are some ideas for your first date in Kingston:
Visit the Devon House.
Walk hand in hand in the Emancipation Park.
Taste the local food at Gloria’s Rendezvous.
Walk up the Blue Mountains and kiss her at the top.
These are just a few ideas. If you don’t like them, tell her to meet you at the Fort Clarence Beach Park or at the Hellshire Beach. You’ll have fun.
12. The Best Places for a First Date in Montego Bay
What if you’re not a big fan of the capital?
You might want to check out Montego Bay, one of the most popular beach towns in Jamaica. I mean, who doesn’t want to enjoy beautiful sandy beaches with a stunning local girl?
Here are some places you should check out:
Show an interest in her culture by visiting the Rose Hall Great House.
Make her fall for you at the Seagrape Terrace.
Spend a day at the Doctor’s Cave Beach.
Try the self-driven MINI Cooper tour.
In case you were wondering: I’m serious about the self-driven MINI Coopers.
13. Impress Your Future Jamaican Girlfriend with Her Language
English is her first language, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t impress her with a few words in Patois.
Patois, also called Jamaican Creole, is the original language. Yep, a lot of words are similar to the English language. But some of them aren’t. It’s your job to learn the ones that aren’t and to make her marvel at you.
Here are some Patois phrases that give her goosebumps:
Sitren - Female friend
Jealous – Badmind
Mi luv yuh – I love you
Likkle more – See you later
What yuh deh pon - What are you up to
And how do you say hello in Jamaican? Waa gwaan. That means “what’s up”. But you can also say “hi”. She’ll get it.
14. What it’s Like to Date a Jamaican Woman In Good Times
What is it really like to date beautiful Jamaican ladies?
Okay, I admit it. She won’t twerk on you all day long. You have a couple of minutes for yourself. She has to eat, go to the bathroom, and cook. Use the time to read a book because her booty is already wiggling in your direction.
What is the one word that describes a Jamaican girlfriend?
Nope, it’s not bootylicious…even though that’s pretty close. It’s loyalty. These ladies are loyal. You might be her boyfriend, but for her you are so much more. You are her partner, her future husband, and the man she supports.
She will make big promises (and most likely) keep them.
But there’s a downside…
15. What It’s Like to Date a Jamaican Woman in Bad Times
What could possibly be the downside of a woman who turns you into the center of her life?
Jamaican women are loving, caring, and supportive, but if you break their trust…you have been warned. She will verbally destroy you. And don’t even think about winning the argument. You can’t and you won’t.
The best thing you can do is to leave the battlefield.
Come back a couple of hours later, but don’t come back with a female friend. Trust me on this.
16. What it’s Really Like to Be with Your Jamaican Lover
How are Jamaican women in bed?
They are as passionate as they are when they find out that you have a side chick…but in a good way. I mean, you just have to watch the video I shared with you earlier. Yup, the ones with half-naked girls shaking their butts to dancehall music.
That’s how they are in bed.
If you want a passive girl, you have to travel to Japan. You won’t find her in Jamaica. They f**ck you in the ground until the bed breaks into three pieces.
Sexual aggressiveness is their style.
It’s not surprising. The way they dress, the way they walk, and the way they fuck. It’s all in alignment. It’s congruent…and electrifying.
They are hunters. You are the prey. And the hunter tells the prey what she wants to do with him. Then the hunter does it.
P.S. You’ll explode faster than a rocket on New Year’s Eve.
17. It’s Not That Easy to Find a Romantic Jamaican Woman
What if you’re looking for romantic Jamaican honeys with a fable for Own Wilson movies?
Good luck, my friend.
Maybe you don’t like sexually aggressive women. That’s fine. Then stay away from the Jamaican border. It’s hard to find romantic girls in a country that is torn between Christianity and an overly sexual culture.
She’s romantic at heart. But the wall is thick.
It takes a while for a foreign man to break through this wall. Don’t forget that these girls are used to men who are even more sexually aggressive. She thinks she has to compete with you. She needs time to understand that you’re not here to compete with her.
18. Jamaican Women are Proud of the CCW
One of the girls I met online told me that she’s strict about CCW.
“What do you mean?” I replied.
At first, I thought she means some weird abbreviation for “I want to keep my virginity”. It turned out that she meant cooking, cleaning, and washing. Keep in mind that the woman who said that studied economics at the University of The West Indians.
She was proud of her ability to take care of the household…and my stinky socks.
There are other Jamaican single women who with the same attitude. Heck, I even saw a successful YouTuber who talked about how good she is at cooking and cleaning. Needless to say, she got a bunch of hate comments from Western chicks.
19. The Downside of the CCW Obsession
“Wow, that’s so amazing. My girlfriend wants to cook, clean, and wash all day while I do nothing. I can’t wait to date a Jamaican woman!”
Not so fast.
They are not just proud of their CCW skills. They are VERY extreme. So if you eat like a child, she’ll get pissed. If your floor is covered with stinky socks and dirty underwear, she changes her state from pissed to Lucifer.
I know. This goes completely against the stereotype of the dirty rasta with a joint in the right hand and a Bob Marley LP in the left. Well, not all stereotypes are true. Hygiene is very important to Jamaican women.
That is true.
20. Don’t Be Shocked When Her Mom Asks You If You’re Satisfied
Meeting her family is a big event…at least for her.
As a Western man, you couldn’t care less. It’s no big deal to meet the parents of your girlfriend. For her and her family, it is a big deal. The only thing that’s not a big deal is to talk about sex with her parents.
Oh, and don’t run if her mother asks you if you’re satisfied with her daughter. Even old Jamaican women are cool about that.
Wait till her grandma arrives and asks you a couple of questions.
21. You Want a Jamaican Mail Order Bride? Trade Dutty for God
What if you’re looking for Jamaican mail order brides?
You remember what I said about the Dutty girls. Don’t even think about marrying one of them. And stay away from the clubs I shared with you. I know, drooling over sexy dancehall girls is exciting. But these are not the best places to meet your Jamaican bride.
Not all girls spend their nights shaking their butts on sticky dancefloors.
You can meet a lot of religious girls who are more loyal to their future husbands than Eminem to Dr. Dre. They want to get married and most of them are Protestant.
But even if you are a Baptist, an Anglican, a Seventh-day Adventist, or not religious at all…you can meet the right bride with the right religion.
22. You Can Also Date Blonde Tourist Girls in Jamaica
You don’t even have to meet Jamaican girls.
Each year, more than 2 million tourists come to the country. A lot of tourists are women. And some of these women are young and sexy…
But I don’t want to lie.
A lot of the Western girls who visit the country (yes, even the younger ones) are female sex tourists. The good news is that they are up for fun. The bad news is that they might have done something unprotected with a beach boy.
Fuck it. Focus your energy on the gorgeous local girls.
I mean, that’s what you’re here for, right?
Summed Up Wisdom
What is it like to date a Jamaican woman?
First of all, you should know that they all look different. Yup, they are dark-skinned (at least most of them) but the rest of their body features is a mixture of European, African, and Asian DNA. But they are not just sexy. They also love to have fun.
In case you don’t know what “dancehall” is, you have to read this article and watch the embedded videos. Your head will spin. And in case you are looking for a Jamaican mail order bride, you should stay away from Dutty girls.
You want loyal women who are obsessed with CCW. As long as you don’t leave your dirty socks on the floor, she’ll be yours. Just don’t run away when her mom asks you sexual questions. It’s normal in the country of positive vibrations.