I will get a lot of hate and death threats for writing this article about Indian women.
I have to do it anyway.
I see it as my duty and as my personal responsibility to write this article because I love women, because I want to help you to find the woman of your dreams, and because of these headlines…
I agree with you.
Indian women deserve a man like you. They deserve a man who treats them with respect and love. And I can totally understand why you want to date an Indian lady and be that man for her.
But I have to warn you:
It’s not just about finding, meeting and marrying the Indian girl of your dreams. It’s about so much more.
Lives are on the line.
I’m not joking. This is as serious as it can get.
You don’t believe me?
Then have a look at what you’re going to learn in this article:
- The Indian girls you should date and the ones you MUST stay away from.
- How to make her cry tears of joy by treating her like no man has ever treated her.
- How to make her commit to you WITHOUT raping her.
“How can you say something like that? That’s disgusting and offensive!”
I already hear angry feminists screaming their lungs out and calling me a second RooshV because I dare to mention the word “rape”. But they don’t get the point.
All I try to do with this article is to save as many lives as I can…
Why I Decided to Risk My Life for This Article about Dating (and thereby Rescuing) Indian Women
Will I get hate comments and death threats from Indian men for showing you how to rescue their women from them?
Will I wrongly offend good and decent Indian men?
That’s a risk I have to take and here’s why:
I have to take this risk because there were more than 34.00 cases of rape reported in 2015…and these are only the ones that were reported. I do it because of news about another gang rape after the conviction of violent rapists. I do it because the BBC had to make a separate category for “Rape in India” because new shocking incidents happen every goddamn week.
I’m not a political activist. I’m just a lover of women.
And if showing you how to find, meet, and date Indian women so that you can rescue them, is the only influence I have, then I have to take this chance.
- “My cousin doesn’t want to have sex with me. How can I get sex from her?”
- “How can I get a girl naked when she doesn’t want?”
- “How can I fuck a virgin today?”
These were just a few examples of emails I received from Indian men. These questions make me feel ashamed of being a man.
I’m aware that I risk my life by showing you how to rescue Indian women from their men, but somebody has to take the first step to end this insanity…
23 Tips for Being the Man of Every Indian Girl’s Dream (HINT: The Bar is Very Low)
How do you impress, woo, and date sexy Indian women?
Don’t worry. The bar is pretty low. And no, I don’t say this because you are wealthier or more handsome than the local men. It’s not about you. It’s about the way the Indian men treat their women.
Of course, not all Indian men, but the results in Google speak for themselves…
It’s not that hard to be the man of every Indian girl’s dream when they are constantly afraid of domestic violence, rape, and in the worst case…murder.
But I don’t want to show you how to be good enough to date Indian girls. Everyone can do that. Instead, I want to show you how to be the man that makes your future Indian girlfriend or wife cry tears of joy whenever you tell her how much you love her.
1. Only Date Indian Girls with Open-Minded Parents
Do you know the beautiful saying “love can conquer all”?
It’s complete and utter bullshit because love can get you tied to a tree and beaten to death, at least when you have the “wrong” religion.
India is home of more than nine recognized religions. The four major religions are Hinduism, Islam, Christianity and Buddhism. As a Western man you don’t have to be worried when she’s a Hindu or a Buddhist, but I tell you one thing:
Stay away from the Muslim Indian women.
2. How to Meet Indian Women: Not on the Bus from the Airport
What’s the best way to meet Indian women?
The simple answer: Online dating.
No matter if you’re using dating apps, marriage sites, or dating websites…everything is better than to approach girls on the street, in shopping malls, or on the bus.
Approach her in a side street and she will scream and run. Approach her online and she will reply, ask questions, and agree to go on a date with you.
The question is: Which dating site should you use?
3. Meet Your Indian Bride on AsianDating Instead of IndianCupid
Yes, Indian Cupid does exist, but it’s not what you think it is.
The Cupid Media Group is known for its international dating sites that help Western men to meet the foreign woman of their dreams. Heck, I met my girlfriend on one of their international dating sites.
However, Indian Cupid disappointed me.
- 90% of the members are men.
- The site is only for Indian men looking for brides.
- There are almost no female members.
Indian Cupid is the wrong dating site for Western men who want to meet Indian singles.
Thank God there is an alternative:
With more than 2.5 million active members and thousands of girls from India, it is by far the best dating site for Western men who are looking for Indian girls for marriage or for a relationship.
4. Compliment Her Hair (and Pray to God that She Keeps it)
What do you say to her when you approach her online?
How about this:
- "Your hair looks absolutely amazing"
- "I can’t stop imagining playing with your hair"
- "Your hair, your yes, and your dress…I think I’m in love"
Yes, all these lines sound cheesy, but you wouldn’t believe how well they work. I mean, it’s no secret that hot Indian women have amazing hair. Some hair studios pay a lot of money to use their hair for wigs.
You can only pray that she doesn’t cut it.
5. Tell Her that She Has Light Skin (Or that You Love Her Brown Skin)
You have two options:
Option #1: Tell her that you love her light skin. Only do this if she has lighter skin than average.
Option #2: Tell her that you love her brown skin. Only do this is she has darker skin than average.
The Indian culture is obsessed with white skin and no matter if she’s pale as Michael Jackson or dark as Michael Jordan, she feels insecure about the color of her skin.
Take away her insecurities.
6. First Date Advice: Don’t Invite Her to a Steak House
Approximately 79.8% of the beautiful Indian women you’ll meet online are Hindu.
What does this mean for your first date?
Don’t take her to a steak house!
She won’t eat beef because in Hinduism, cows are seen as sacred and should be treated with respect. I don’t know about you, but I don’t eat someone I respect. She won’t do it either.
7. Don’t Make Fun of Her Indian Accent (It’s Hard, I Know)
What I’m about to say now will get me into big trouble, but I have to say it anyway…
I can’t stop laughing whenever an Indian woman speaks English.
She can be the sexiest girl on the planet. I just can’t help it. This accent is killing me. Just watch the following video and tell me if you feel the same.
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t mean this in a mean way. That’s just how I feel about it.
My advice: Try to control yourself as best as you can.
8. Tell Her that She’s Worth More than Cattle
No, don’t say it to her face.
“You are worth more than cattle” is the most unromantic thing you can possible say to a woman.
Instead, give her the feeling that you consider her a worthy human being. Tell her how much you appreciate her opinion, her ideas, her humor, and her personality.
Do this and she will fall for you because in her country thousands of women are asking themselves if cattle are safer and a worth more than women.
9. Only Date an Indian Girl if She’s Over 18
Be careful when you’re talking to young Indian chicks who say that they are 18.
They might want to get married, but they might not be 18.
Child marriages are on the rise in India. And no, this is not comparable to other countries where they are only common in poor areas. Child marriages are the most common in India’s third-richest state and rose 21 times in the span of one decade.
10. Find Out if She’s Already Married (or Promised)
You can meet a lot of Indian singles online and on the streets of Mumbai, Bengaluru, or New Delhi, but not all of them are REALLY single.
Your Indian mail order bride might already be the bride of someone else.
Sometimes they girls know it and want to escape their destiny by running away with a foreigner. Sometimes they don’t know it and are as shocked as you when they hear the happy news.
Don’t be afraid to talk about arranged marriages. Find out the truth before it’s too late.
11. Dating Indian Women is About Pronouncing Her Name Correctly
Please pronounce the following names:
Maybe I’m a chimpanzee but I would make a fool out of myself if I had a girlfriend whose name is Chandrakanta.
At least try to pronounce her name correctly and don’t ever give up. You can do it!
12. Every Beautiful Indian Woman Has a Nickname (Remember it)
What if you can’t do it?
Calm down. She won’t give you as food to her holy cow Ranjid.
Every beautiful Indian girl on this planet has a nickname that’s three times easier to pronounce than her real name. In case you break your tongue while pronouncing her real name, you can at least remember her nickname.
Just don’t mess up both.
13. Learn What Yoga Really is Before You Talk Shit
I practice yoga…at least sometimes.
But I’m realistic enough to understand that the kind of yoga that is practiced in the West (and nowadays also in the East) has absolutely nothing to do with yoga in the traditional sense.
Yoga was originally developed in India.
However, there was a time when it had nothing to do with showing off legs in tight yoga pants and calling yourself “so spiritual” right before hitting the club. It was about finding inner peace and not about becoming a flexible Instagram star with a big ass and the ability to advertise for Lululemon and various smoothie makers.
Consider that before you tell her how much you love yoga.
14. Be Careful When Talking about Gandhi
It’s no secret that Gandhi was a sex maniac who preached celibacy while he left the deathbed of his father in order to have sex.
But that’s not the reason why some Hindu nationalists would rather honor Gandhi’s assassin instead of Gandhi.
Not everyone in this country loves The Father of India.
Be careful when this topic comes up. She might not love him as much as Western history books made you believe.
15. Give Her 5 Unforgettable Dates instead of 5 Acid Attacks
Welcome to India, the country where it’s possible to get gang raped and to get attacked with acid five times in a row…without any consequences. Of course, there was absolutely no evidence that these were the same guys.
I hope you now understand why it’s not that hard to make a hot Indian girl fall in love with you.
- Don’t rape her.
- Don’t harass her.
- Oh, and don't pour acid over her.
Do I sound a bit cynical? Maybe, but only because it’s fucking disgusting, degrading, and pathetic that these things are happening on a regular basis!
It’s time that you save your future Indian girlfriend from this reality…
16. Don’t Bend Her Over Like Beckham (Or You Get Bend Over)
I haven’t met a girl who doesn’t like to be bent over.
That’s true, but it’s also true that women don’t like it when a stranger does it without getting her consent. That’s called sexual harassment and it’s NOT good.
Be careful. Don’t rush things, even if she’s obviously ready for the next step. Remember that she has been sexually harassed more than once.
Did I just say that you should take it slow?
Yes, I did and here’s why:
- Indian women are very traditional.
- One-night stands are a no-go in this culture.
- Extreme flirting can be interpreted as sexual harassment.
Give her the time she needs and don’t use force to get what you want. You want to be better than the thousands of Indian men who are treating their women like cattle. Be the romantic Western man she dreams of.
Once she’s comfortable with you, her clothes will fall off. If she’s not comfortable, you might have to bend over.
17. Make Her Understand that You are a Responsible Man (Even if She Gets Pregnant)
What are most Indian girls missing in their lives?
Besides not getting harassed, beaten, and raped, they are missing men who are willing to take over responsibility. I mean, I highly doubt that any of the more than 34.000 girls who got raped in 2015 received child support from their rapists.
But hey, at least married Indian women don’t have to worry about irresponsible men, right?
Why don’t you take a look at the picture of this pregnant Indian woman who got beaten by her husband?
My advice: Let her know that you are a responsible man and that you don’t beat the crap out of her in case she gets pregnant. That’s all I have to say.
18. Let Her Know that You Think Differently about Rape than India’s Head of Police
What if the rape topic comes up?
You’re on your first date and she’s sharing her hopes and dreams with you. You tell her about your goals and she smiles.
You are a match made in heaven.
At some point you talk about the differences between her and your culture and about the freedom that women enjoy in your home country. She has tears in her eyes and she wants to show you a video…
How do you react?
I can only hope that you have another opinion than India’s head of police who gave women the romantic advice to enjoy getting raped if they can’t stop it.
19. Try to Survive the Food of Your Indian Girlfriend
Did I tell you that a lot of the Indian women who are seeking men are amazing chefs?
They know that men love women who can cook. The only problem is that they cook so spicy that you wish you would die.
I studied in London. I know what it means to almost die from an Indian curry.
You have been warned.
20. How to Date an Indian Woman: Survive her Bollywood Collection
No, I’m not going to share a scene from a Bollywood movie with you. I won’t do it. Just type “worst Bollywood scene” into YouTube. You’ll get hundreds of results.
These movies are so bad that you can’t put it in words.
However, there’s a high chance that you have to watch one or two with the girl you’re dating. And if you’re married to an Indian woman, you’ll have to watch one or two every week.
Good luck with that!
21. Try to Get Along with Her Parents and 341 Family Members
What about her family?
Oh, you mean her parents, her seven sisters, her three brothers, her 134 cousins and all the other relatives that you will meet within the next couple of decades?
Try to get along with them. That’s the best advice I can give you because her family will always be the most important part of her life. No matter how good you treat her, she’ll do what mommy and daddy expect her to do. That’s how she has been raised.
However, trying to get along with her family can get dangerous…
22. Don’t Drink with Her Family (Unless You Want to Die)
It’s important to respect the Indian dating customs, but when it comes to alcohol, you should care more about your own life.
What if her dad asks you to drink schnapps with him?
Remember that the other 340 family members want to do the same and that her dad can drink more shots than LMFAO could ever sing about. It’s no coincidence that one Indian dies every 96 minutes because of alcoholism.
These guys can drink. And you will die.
23. Support Her and Her Dreams
Here’s what you’re going to tell her on your second date:
- "I support you"
- "You can chase your dreams"
- "I won’t force you to quit your job"
Let her know that she doesn’t have to be one of the millions of Indian women who are dropping out of work. Be the supportive partner that she always dreamed of and let her know that you take this journey with her.
Summed Up Wisdom
Do you want an Indian girlfriend or wife? Then you must be ready to rescue her from a life of sexual harassment, rape, and death. I wrote this article because I want to help YOU to find the woman of your dreams. But I also wrote it because I want to rescue her from a life that not even cattle deserve.
I know that I will receive a lot of hate comments and maybe even death threats for publishing this article, but I have to do it anyway. Somebody has to write it. Somebody has to step up and offer these poor women an alternative to a life of terror. I hope that you are the alternative for one of these girls. In case you are, I can be proud that I published this article.