Do you want to know how to smooth talk a girl into bed?
Let me guess:
Is that what you want?
Shame on you!
Just kidding. I’m proud of you. Most men don’t even reach this level. They are content with knowing how to talk to women. They don’t even ask themselves how to do it like a smooth operator.
You’re playing on a different level.
And maybe you’ve tried it before. You tried to be like Hank Moody in Californication. But for some reason it didn’t work out. That’s why you’re here. That’s why you want to know how it’s done.
I’ll show you how it’s done:
I struggled with this for years. Once I was able to approach women without shitting myself, I wanted to reach the next step. But I didn’t know how to do it.
Everything changed with one popular TV show…
How to Smooth Talk a Girl into Liking You
What does it mean to smooth talk a girl?
I had no idea until I watched Californication. Usually, everything that comes out of Hollywood is cancer for seducers. I mean, most romance movies are pure poison for your seduction skills. But Californication is different.
Hank Moody is the smoothest motherfucker on earth.
Here’s what he does:
This guy knows how to charm women and sweep them of their feet. Don’t worry. I’ll show you how to smooth talk a girl into liking you…and into bed.
But it doesn’t hurt to study Hank Moody in action. Seriously, watch at least one or two episodes of Californication after you’ve read this article.
What’s so great about this guy is that he doesn’t have a care in the world…
1. Start the Conversation without Expectations
What do you expect to happen?
Pressure, pressure and more pressure!
Sorry, but you can’t be smooth if you put yourself under such a pressure. Don’t get me wrong. It’s great to have high expectations. You should aim high and read my articles, listen to my podcast and of course, read my book Rise of the Phoenix.
Here’s what works for me:
The journey: Have high expectations and set high but achievable goals.
The interaction: Have no expectations and go with the flow.
You want to become a successful seducer. That’s great. But putting yourself under pressure before every approach, interaction, and date doesn’t help. Calm down. The journey is serious but the individual interaction is just a game.
Start the conversation without expectations and you’ll be smooth like Hank Moody.
2. Speak Slowly and Deliberately
Slow. The. Fuck. Down.
Here’s what happens when you talk fast:
If you want to learn how to smooth talk a girl, you have to take your time. Speak deliberately and enjoy the silence. I’m serious. Silence is your best friend because it allows you to choose the right words and to appear more confident.
Confident men walk slowly and speak slowly.
Only nervous men walk and talk so fast that nobody can see them and understand them. That’s why they do it. They don’t think they deserve to be seen and heard.
These men are no smooth operators.
3. Smoothly Control the Conversation
You are in control…always
You can’t be smooth and not be in control. That’s impossible. You need a certain level of security in order to be in control. You need to feel safe. But that doesn’t mean you have to be loud. Don’t confuse dominance with control.
A man who tries to dominate a conversation…
That’s not what you want.
That’s also not what grandmaster Hank Moody does. He’s always in control of the conversation without being dominant. That's his personality. He just is. He says what he wants to say in a way that says “listen or don’t listen. I don’t give a shit”.
Hank is in control…what about you?
4. Lead the Conversation
Where do you want the conversation to go?
The right path: You talk about funny stuff.
The left path: You talk about sexual topics.
The choice is yours.
As a man who knows how to smooth talk a girl into bed, you lead the conversation. That’s your job. Women are attracted to leaders and there’s nothing more attractive than a guy who knows how to lead a conversation.
Here’s what you do:
Switch from topic to topic. Play with it. Women do this all the time. They enjoy it. No topic is too inappropriate. As long as you’re confident, you can lead the conversation in any direction you want.
5. Talk as if She Was Your Best Friend
I know guys who are playful, fun to be around and the life of the party when they’re with their friends. And as soon as a woman steps into the room, they change. They are no longer playful and unfortunately, they are no longer fun to be around.
Here’s the truth:
Talk to her as if she was your best friend and she will like you.
And no, this has nothing to do with the friend zone. It’s about being yourself and not caring about what other people think of you. You do it with your friends. Why don’t you do it with women? This is what women crave.
They want a man who’s real and authentic.
Talk to her like you talk to your buddies and she’ll want to be more than your friend.
6. Tease Her Whenever You Can
Here’s how to be a smooth talker with the ladies.
Tease her and do it a lot.
In fact, you can do it all the time. No, it’s not rude. Women love it. They love to get teased, even if they pretend to be upset. Don’t take her seriously when she says “you’re so mean”. What she really means is “you make me horny. That’s so mean”.
Let me give you some examples:
Do it over and over again and she’ll pretend to be offended over and over again. Oh, I love it when girls pretend to be offended. It’ a sign that you’re a smooth operator. So yeah, have fun teasing her. Practice makes perfect.
7. Choose Topics You’re Familiar With
By now you know that you can talk about whatever you want.
Choose whichever topic you like.
You’re a confident man and you can lead the conversation. But wait. Before you choose a topic, I want you to prepare one. Yep, just because you’re smooth doesn’t mean that you have to improvise.
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.” – Abraham Lincoln.
Our pal Abraham was right.
Preparation is king. When you’re prepared, you’ll automatically feel more confident and at ease. You already know what’s coming. You’ve done it before. There’s no pressure and no stress.
Prepare three topics and practice them in front of the mirror.
I mean, David Duchovny had to practice his lines before he steps in front of the camera as Hank Moody. You can do the same.
8. Casually Mention a Compliment
You want to know how to smooth talk a girl into liking you, right?
Then give her a compliment.
The simplest things can have the biggest impact. But be careful. You can deliver a compliment in a needy and in a smooth way. It all depends on how you say it.
Here’s how weak men give compliments:
This behavior is the reason why so many guys believe that giving compliments is needy. Well, it’s not needy, but you can make it needy. The words “you look really beautiful” can also be said in a strong and confident way.
Here’s how a smooth talker does it:
That’s what women want.
They want a man who says what he wants to say without worrying about what she thinks about it. That’s the type of compliment she wants to hear.
9. Talk Fluently in Sarcasm
That’s how to talk smooth to a girl.
Women absolutely love verbal irony.
Men with a low self-esteem don’t use sarcasm. They are too afraid to offend. They are too scared to take this risk. I mean, let’s face it. It’s safer to make “normal” jokes. Everyone laughs and that’s it. Sarcasm is like jumping out of an airplane.
It’s dangerous and risky…and here’s how it’s done:
Are you willing to take this risk?
Watch some old George Carlin standup shows and talk in this dangerous language.
10. Send Her Cheeky Text Messages
What the hell is a cheeky text message?
Glad you ask…
If you want to know how to smooth talk a girl over text, you need to know the definition of a cheeky text message. There’s just one problem. There is no official definition because I just made this term up. But hey, that doesn’t matter.
Here are some examples:
Nope, I’m not talking about dick pics. Nobody wants to see that…even if you put it in a box. This is not what I mean with naughty selfies.
Here’s what I mean:
Imagine you’re a naughty fifteen-year-old boy with a smartphone. Do what this dude would do.
11. Talk About Funny Topics with a Serious Face
It works every time.
But I have to warn you. This is a skill you have to practice over and over again. A lot of comedians struggle with this. Only the best comedians out there can pull it off. They don’t laugh while the audience goes nuts.
It took me a long time to get this skill down.
Ah, heck…what am I talking about? I fail nine out of ten times. But when it works, it works like gangbusters. And when you look at her with a serious facial expression, she’ll laugh even more.
Here’s what you do:
No, you don’t just look at her. You look at her with the most serious face you can make.
Then you tease her for acting like a child. She’ll love it.
12. Share Stories that Take Her Breath Away
Funny topics are great but what about your stories?
Sharing stories is one of the best ways to connect with a woman. Human beings love stories and as we all know, women are human beings. Make her laugh, giggle, and blush with your stories. Only the right stories have this power.
Here are the important elements:
A man who knows how to smooth talk a girl into bed knows one or two stories he can share. And yeah, you can share the same stories with different girls. That’s totally fine.
Hank Moody does this all the time.
13. Say Outrageous Things with a Cheeky Smile
What could you possibly say?
I think I mentioned paleo recipes for ovulating women. But yeah, you’re right. That’s not outrageous enough. You don’t have to be THAT harmless. Say whatever you want to say. I love to make it sexual because it makes her think the thoughts I want her to think.
Here’s a great example from the grand master:
Yep, you can tell her how you imagine to go down on her.
Here are some things I said in the past:
It works when it…
A: Makes her horny.
B: Doesn’t make any sense.
Say it with a cheeky smile and for the love of God, don’t be afraid to offend her. You just learned how to smooth talk a girl into bed like Hank Moody. He doesn’t care whether or not he’s offensive.
Summed Up Wisdom
How do you smooth talk a girl like Hank Moody? This guy knows how to make women like him and guess what? He gets them into bed. He does it by starting the conversation without expectations. He controls the conversation but he’s never dominant.
What about compliments? He gives them. But he just mentions them. It’s not a big deal for him. He talks with ever woman in the same way he talks with his friends. He’s real and authentic. That’s what makes him so damn attractive.
He shares sexual stories with the girls and he’s not afraid to offend anyone. In fact, he’s offensive as soon as he opens his mouth. And the ladies love it. He says the most outrageous things with a cheeky smile because he knows how to get girls into bed.