Here’s how to pick up girls…
Okay, I didn’t say that. Please don’t do that. I don’t want you to send me an email with a picture of you in court. That shit only works in staged YouTube videos, but not in real life. No, you need to find another way to get women.
Let me show you the way.
I’m sure you’ve been in this situation. You saw a beautiful girl and you thought to yourself “if I could only sleep with her” or “if I could only make her my girlfriend”. Nothing hurts more than to not be able to do something you want to do so badly.
That’s why I want to show you:
Are you ready to learn these secrets?
Then open your eyes to a new world…
How to Pick Up Girls: A Beginner’s Guide
Then open your eyes to a new word…Jesus fucking Christ.
That sounded like a sales pitch in a sleazy car commercial. Sit behind the wheel and open your eyes to a new world. Sorry for this overly dramatic introduction. In fact, the things I share with you aren’t really secrets. They are common sense.
Unfortunately, common sense is not that common.
But you have it. I know it. You have what other men don’t have. And in some way my overly dramatic introduction was correct. You will open your eyes to a new world. You leave behind a world of frustration and bittersweet rejections.
You’ll open your eyes to a world with abundance, beautiful women, and unforgettable adventures.
But first you need the right attitude.
1. Pick Up Girls with the Right Attitude
What’s the right attitude to pick up girls?
Choose one of these three:
“I don’t care about women as long as they spread their legs for me.”
“I hate women and want to destroy every one of these evil creatures.”
“I love women and I want to share amazing experiences with them.”
The biggest mistake you can make is to choose option two. This will lead you on a path of pain, resentment and MGTOW. Option one is also not the perfect solution. Option three, however, should be the goal of every aspiring pickup artist.
The most successful seducers I know love women.
If you love yourself, women, and your life, you don’t even have to ask yourself how to pick up girls. Women will be drawn towards you. In the same way as you want a woman who loves men, women want men who love women.
This mindset shift can change everything.
2. Pick Her Up in the Right Outfit
What’s the best outfit to pick up girls?
No, you don’t have to run around like Mystery and Style in their best days. Keep the fur hats and the oversized jackets in your closet. But I also don’t want you to run around like a British hooligan after a Manchester United game…and the ladies don’t want it either.
Here’s my advice:
I like to keep it simple.
I have the best success with blue jeans, a black shirt, and pink fingernails.
Hah! You didn’t believe the pink fingernails, did you?
3. Run or Walk, But Go!
What do I mean by run or walk but go?
Go for it!
That’s what I mean by that. I don’t care if you walk up to her or if you run after her like a hungry lion. Go, do something, lift your ass up and move. You are the man. You have to make the first move. Nope, she won’t make the first move. It’s your job.
“What? I should run after women?” I hear you asking.
You bet your sweet patootie. I do this all the time. In fact, it’s even better to run after girls than to walk after them. That’s the ultimate sign of “look, I make an effort to get to know you.” You break a sweat for her. She’ll appreciate it.
Just wait with the talking until she sees your friendly face.
You don’t want her to get a heart attack.
4. Avoid Cheesy Pickup Lines (And Other Bullshit)
Come on. You already know that.
It’s not rocket science that cheesy pickup lines like “did you fall from heaven? You look like an angel” don’t work and will never work. Yeah, you can make them work if you say them in a way that communicates “I’m funnier than Russel Brand”.
But this can be tricky, especially for beginners.
Avoid them if you want to play it safe.
Oh, and there are other things you should avoid, too. That’s why I put “and other bullshit” in the subheading. No cheesy pickup lines are just the tip of the iceberg. Let’s have a look at some other no-goes.
Once you are her friend, it’s hard to crawl out of the friend zone hole.
5. Approach Her with the Right Opener
Here’s an example of the right opener…
“Hey, you look really nice.”
I hope you didn’t believe that. Of course, that was the perfect example of a shitty opener. I mean, come on. Everything under the sun looks nice. Don’t be such a freaking nice guy. Stop using this word and start combining the two essential opener ingredients.
Approach her with an opener that’s both sexual and personal. Give her a direct compliment, but make it all about her. Don’t just say “you look beautiful”. Tell her WHY and tell her WHAT is beautiful about her. Be specific.
Maybe it’s her dress, maybe her walk, or maybe her smile.
Let her know that you want HER.
6. Don’t Ask for Her Number
Why shouldn’t you ask for her number?
Because it’s weak!
Yeah, I know. 99% of all aspiring seducers and 99.5% of all self-proclaimed pickup artists do it. They ask women for their phone numbers. Some of them make it even worse by begging with desperate eyes that scream “please accept me.”
Here’s what I do:
I tell women to put their number into my phone.
It’s the complete opposite of asking. Making a statement communicates certainty, confidence, and determination. Asking her for her number communicates uncertainty, low self-confidence, and insecurity.
Which option do you prefer?
It’s up to you, but I prefer it when a girl respects me AND gives me her real number.
7. Condition Her to Respond…Fast!
What do you do after you get her number?
“Nothing!” is the wrong answer. Unfortunately, a lot of guys do exactly that. They do nothing. They say “I’ll text you” and walk away. They walk away with a smile on their face, not knowing if she’ll ever respond to the text, let alone pick up the phone.
Here’s what I do to fight this uncertainty:
I text her right after I said goodbye.
Sometimes I send the first text while she walks away. You don’t have to write a whole novel like Steven King. In fact, you shouldn’t do that. You don’t want to scare her. Just send her a quick text. That’s all you need to condition her to reply to you.
“Turn around one more time. You look so beautiful ;-)”
In my experience, this first responds almost guarantees that she’ll also respond the next day.
8. Lead Her to and on the First Date
Sorry, but you are the man.
It’s your job to make the first move and it’s also your job to make the second move. The first move was the approach. Now you have her phone number. And because you followed my advice, she texts back whenever you send her a message.
Now it’s time to set up the first date.
That’s your second move and you have to do everything. Yikes, I know. It’s so unfair to be a man. But hey, at least your sexual market value peaks in your late thirties and not in your early twenties. So stop complaining.
Suck it up buttercup and take action:
Congratulations, you successfully set up the first date.
9. Touch Her if You Can
Oh, I forgot to mention something.
You have to touch her. Yes, now that it’s time for the first date, this is more important than ever before. Don’t sit or stand far away from her. No matter if you are in a café, or in a climbing hall…touch her whenever you have the chance.
Here’s why I said “I forgot to mention something”:
The touching process starts way earlier.
And you should do even more things on the first date.
Her arm, her leg, her shoulder…these babies are waiting to get touched.
10. Don’t Pick Up the Bill
You want to pick up girls, not bills.
Forget about the mainstream dating advice of being nice, buying her stuff and taking her out for dinner. Hollywood is infested with this crap. In every second movie you see a guy who takes a girl to the fanciest restaurant in town.
Of course, he picks up the bill.
No, no, and hell no. Don’t do that. You are a Global Seducer, not a Global Provider. If you want to play the provider role, you can put an overpriced diamond ring on her finger and sign your rights away in a government contract.
Stop paying for her shit.
That’s how you pick up girls who want YOU and not free meals seekers who want something else.
11. Pick Her Up (Literally)
Remember what I told you at the beginning?
Lifting up girls only works in staged YouTube videos. Well, that’s not entirely true. Yes, it only works in staged videos if you lift up a complete stranger. But if she already trusts you (otherwise she wouldn’t be on a date with you), you can do it.
Be crazy and surprise her:
Be unpredictable, adventures and playful like an 8-year-old boy.
That’s the kind of guy women can’t get enough of.
12. Make Her Emotions Bounce
Make them bounce up and down and up and…
You get the point. Your job as a seducer is to play with her emotions. Sweet Jesus, I can already hear the screams “but that’s manipulation! That’s evil!” Grow up. You manipulate whenever you open your mouth.
Or why do you smile when you say good morning to your boss?
Human beings always have an outcome in mind. Otherwise we wouldn’t communicate. Even small talk has the goal to make the other person feel comfortable. And you talk to girls because you want to get laid. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Here’s how you want to communicate with her:
For women, sexual connection and emotional connection go hand in hand. That’s why you need to talk yourself in her heart before you can get in her pants. It’s all about her emotions. Give her a sweet endorphin rush and she’ll follow you to the end of the world.
She’ll for sure follow you to your apartment.
Summed Up Wisdom
Do you want to know how to pick up girls? Then you need to change your mindset. Stop hating women and start embracing the unlimited possibilities and incredible adventures you’ll soon experience. Oh, and don’t walk around like the PUAs in the good old days.
I have bad news for you. It’s your job to make the first move. You can either run after her or walk up to her. As long as you approach her with the right opener, you’re good to go. But please don’t ask her for her phone number. A real seducer makes a simple but confident statement.
And don’t forget to touch her. The touching process should start from the minute you meet her. Now you just have to pick her up and make her emotions bounce up and down. She’ll go home with you and if you continue to lead her, she’ll go straight to your bedroom.