You want to know how to pick up a waitress, huh?
Let me guess:
Maybe only one of the above is true. Or maybe I can read your mind like an overweight fortune teller with a crystal ball. It doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is that you want her, but you don’t know how to get her.
I remember this one girl. Her name was Charlotte.
She was working as a waitress at the local college restaurant. She was one of the most beautiful girls at my university in London. Every guy wanted to find a way in her pants.
They all failed because…
I didn’t fail because I used the exact steps I share with you in this article. Okay, eventually I also failed because the moment she took off her clothes in my dorm room, my little friend stopped working. Hey, she was really hot…and I was young and inexperienced.
But I picked her up and here’s how I did it…
How NOT to Pick Up a Waitress
It’s no secret.
Most men would be happy if they knew how to approach a waitress. I’ve never met a guy who doesn’t have a thing for hot girls who work in cafes, restaurants, and bars. There’s something about serving that’s extremely attractive to men.
That’s why so many guys try to pick up waitresses.
Eventually, they all fail. God, I’ve seen it so many times. A group of friends has fun at hooters and after the third round of liquid courage one of them tries his luck.
Here’s what this dude does:
Guess what happens next?
Forget about being loud, obnoxious, and rude…at least if you want to pick up a waitress who gives you her number instead of slapping you across the face.
Here’s how to do it right…
1. Say Yes to the Coincidence Challenge
Picking up a waitress can be challenging.
She doesn’t want to meet the creepy guy who only walks in to approach her. And she doesn’t want to date a serial “waitress seducer” who orders a glass of water before he makes his move. What she wants is to accidentally meet an amazing man like you.
“But Sebastian, she’s the only reason…”
Yup, I know. You and I know that. But she shouldn’t know it. The challenge is to give her the feeling that you’re not here to pick her up. You’re here to enjoy your diabetes-causing Cheeseburger. You’re here for the food.
It’s a coincident that Cupid’s armor hit you right in the ass.
The question is:
How do you give her the feeling that it’s one big coincidence?
2. Act Surprised When You See Her
You’ve already seen her through the window.
You know that you want to approach her. She knows nothing. And that’s good because you have to give her the feeling that you’re sooo surprised to see her beautiful smile. Now she walks up to your table.
Here’s what you do when she arrives at the table:
Come on. You’ve seen these romantic Hollywood movies. A guy looks at a girl and bam boom boing…he’s in love. He looks up, his eyes get bigger and wider and he smiles like Papa Smurf on drugs.
That’s how you have to look at her.
She has seen one of these movies before. Guess how she feels when she’s in one of them? It feels exciting, unexpected, and so damn good.
Here’s what you say when she asks you what you want to order:
“Wow…can you give me a second, okay?”
Smile at her. She’ll smile back.
3. Use Your Order to Plan Your Next Move
She’s still smiling.
And you still haven’t ordered your cheeseburger. Your belly is an empty tank that needs to get filled. So order your goddamn food. You already know what you want…but take your time anyway.
Use every second you spend looking at the menu to plan your next move.
Then you order your cheeseburger and continue with the next step…
4. Create a Bond without Being Rude
Now it’s time for the really important stuff.
Your mission is to bond with her while letting her know that you like her before she leaves with your order. Giving her a compliment is the best way to start this process. Unfortunately, most men mess up big time.
Here’s what every waitress has heard before:
Don’t be that kind of guy, just don’t.
Instead, give her a down-to-earth compliment:
“Sorry that it took me so long to order, but I didn’t expect to see such a beautiful woman in here.”
No whistling and screaming. Be a gentleman.
5. Don’t Let Her Colleague Know Your Little Secret
No matter if you want to learn how to pick up a hooters girl or any other waitress…silence is your best friend.
You want to say the compliment I shared with you in the previous section in a low-key way. Be quieter than a mouse. Her colleagues and the other guests should not find out about your little secret. This would destroy everything.
She’s at work and the social pressure is high.
She gets paid for serving customers, not for flirting with you. You might be the man of her dreams, but if she feels uncomfortable, she won’t give you her number. The good news is that most restaurants are pretty noisy.
This makes it easy to pull this quiet move off.
6. Transform into a Regular Customer
You increased the sexual tension with your compliment.
Nobody besides her knows that you’re attracted to her. She’s your only complicit. And guess what? This shouldn’t change. Whispering one sentence is okay. Whispering all the freaking time is creepy as fuck.
You don’t want the other guests to find out.
That’s the last thing she wants. That’s why you continue to talk to her like a regular customer. You gave her your compliment. She knows what’s going on. It’s time to give everyone around you the feeling that you’re just a regular customer.
She appreciates your attempt to keep everything under the radar.
7. Ask her THE Questions When She Brings Your Food
She serves other customers while you are waiting for your food.
Your food is ready. She walks to the kitchen and comes out with your fatty cheeseburger…and a smile on her face. She’s nervous because she doesn’t know if you continue or not. She wants you to continue so badly.
Now she serves you the food.
You know that she doesn’t have a lot of time because she’s working. You have to be fast. There’s a five-second window. She’s about to leave your table when you take your courage in both hands and say…
“Tell me one interesting thing about you…”
Your beautiful waitress smiles and tells you one interesting fact about herself before she walks to the next table. Whatever she told you…remember it. You need her answer to close the deal.
8. Use Eye-Contact to Increase the Sexual Tension
You’re eating. She’s working. Everyone is happy.
No, you’re not happy yet. You still don’t have her number in your phone. You still didn’t pick up the waitress. That’s why you need to find out if she’s ready for the close.
Here’s what you do:
Let her know that she’s more interesting than your cheeseburger. Increase the sexual tension with your eyes and your smile. Don’t use words because nobody should know.
Does she smile back?
You’re ready to discover how to pick up a waitress with the final step…
9. Pick up a Waitress with Her Answer
What did she answer?
Don’t tell me you already forgot it. You asked her to share one interesting fact about herself with you. And she did. You need to remember her answer because you’ll use it for the number close.
Here’s what you do:
“Now I know that you are INSERT HER ANSWER, but I’m sure there are 99 other interesting things about you.”
Now you can:
Smile and wave while she walks back to the kitchen with the brightest smile on her face. Oh, wait. Don’t wave. Nobody has to know that you just picked up the waitress while you pretended to read my book Rise of the Phoenix at the table.
Summed Up Wisdom
You want to know how to pick up a waitress. It’s great that you found this guide because most men have no clue how to approach a girl who’s working in a café, bar or restaurant. They are either too loud or too rude. Both tactics don’t work.
What do you have to do instead? Your approach has to be under the radar. Nobody besides you and her should know what’s going on. Be surprised when you see her. Give her a feeling that it’s one big coincidence…even if you’ve planned this move for weeks.
You need to bond with her and the best and easiest way is to give her a compliment. But don’t give her one of these cheesy compliments other guys give her. Don’t be a douchebag. Be a gentleman. And don’t forget to use eye-contact to increase the sexual tension…until it’s time to get her number by using her own answer against her.