Pack your swimming trunks and your sunscreen. Today we are going to have a look at how to meet girls at the beach.
In case you are living in San Diego, Miami, Bangkok, Melbourne or any other place on earth where the temperature is never between bloody cold and freezing, you won’t have any problems to get into the“let’s pick up chicks at the beach” mood.
Those places are packed with hot girls in tight thongs and if you have 300 warm days a year you have plenty of time to practice your beach seduction skills. How I wish I would be in a country that is warm all over the year. Unfortunately, I am in an Eastern European country in which people know how it feels to freeze to death, even though they pump dozens of bottles of vodka into their system.
Okay, I am not that unfortunate, because they girls are insanely hot and very friendly.
Nevertheless, I began to imagine a hot summer day, while I was sitting in my chair with a blanket over my feet and the laptop on my legs. In three months the place I am currently at will be packed with half-naked girls who want to relax, have fun and lay on the beach all day long.
Instead of kicking myself in the balls for choosing the wrong time to travel, I thought it would be helpful to prepare you for the day when you can finally grill yourself in the sun until you say “hello” to brother skin cancer.
Do you need some motivation to prepare yourself for the beach season?
What to Avoid When Meeting Girls at the Beach
What do you have to do when you want to approach and seduce girls at the beach?
First of all, you have to know what you shouldn’t do. Wearing sunglasses and whistling while you walk like the Terminator is not the only mistake you can make.
Whenever I am in a bad mood you can just take me to the beach, give me a towel to sit on and I’ll have a hell of a lot of fun observing all the weirdos and wannabes buzzing around girls with sexy asses and small bikinis.
Hitting on girls at the beach is not the same as picking up girls at the club. Even though some beaches have bars and deejays, girls who go to the beach don’t go there because they want to get laid. They primarily go there to relax, to have a good time and to swim. Of course that doesn’t mean that the sun, the chilled atmosphere and the naked skin can’t motivate a woman to take of the tiny strap of cloth that she calls a bikini…
…provided you don’t make the following mistakes.
Getting Nervous Around Half-Naked Women
Let me ask you a tricky question:
What do women usually wear at the beach?
The shocking answer: Basically nothing.
Especially when you go to places like Miami, you’ll see girls who wear thongs that are so thin that you can even see their assholes.
I will never understand why women are scared that someone sees them in underwear, while they love to present themselves in bikinis that are half the size of every string that they have in their closet. Even though I don’t understand this female logic, I won’t complain about the delicious view.
Women love to show what Mother Nature and daddy’s wallet gave them.
They wear sexy bikinis for the same reason as they squeeze themselves in tight ass yoga pants, even though they could wear normal sweatpants. Women want to drive guys crazy and if you are a guy who can’t handle the sight of a sexy woman whose ass crack smiles at you while you walk up to her and whose barely naked boobs wiggle up and down as soon as you talk to her, you are going to have a problem at the beach.
The last thing a woman is looking for is a guy who gets red, starts to stutter and who might even has to hide huge boner, as soon as he talks to her. That’s not very sexy.
Make sure that you overcome your fear of women BEFORE you try to meet half-naked girls.
Being the Beach Voyeur
Do you know what a beach voyeur is?
I am pretty sure that you have already watched one or two porn movies that had this title. Just type “beach voyeur” into Google and you’ll find tons of picks of clueless girls who have been filmed by such guys.
I don’t expect that you take your camera to the beach and make a photo from every girl you approach, but you can actually fulfill the creepy beach voyeur image without having a camera, tennis socks and an evil laugh.
All you have to do to fulfill this stereotype is to walk up and down the beach all day to stare at every ass that walks by.
That’s exactly what I did when I tried to learn how to meet girls at the beach. The first time I ever tried to approach a girl at the beach was in Miami. I was 19, I was still together with my ex-girlfriend and this was the first time I saw half-naked black girls with big booties and thongs that would have been too small for an Asian butt.
I was walking up and down the beach and at some point I even tried to make pictures of some asses. After I walked around for two hours I masturbated in one of the shower cabins.
I am not proud of what I did, but that was the only way my insecure self could deal with the stimulation.
The result of the day was a nasty sunburn, zero phone numbers and the feeling of being a complete loser.
Being Too Serious
There are definitely places where discussing deep topics can make all the difference between “he’s an attractive guy” and “I want to feel him deep in me”. Walking hand in hand in the park and cuddling on a hill while the sun goes down are perfect for that. The beach is definitely not such a place.
The atmosphere at the beach is relaxed, fun, playful and easygoing.
A woman who wants to show off her curves, before she splashes around in the blue sea doesn’t want to talk about the meaning of life with you. While being serious can be a perfect move for the mysterious gentleman in the black suit, it won’t work for the beach boy in shorts who tries to arrange a date for the evening.
Leave your serious German face at home and imagine you are an Australian surfer boy who is looking for some fun.
Hiding the Obvious
There is only one type of guy who has even less success with sexy girls in bikinis than a pervert creep like me who tries to eternalize the ass of some random black girls in his smartphone. The guy I am talking about is the indirect nice guy who hides the fact that he has a dick and two balls.
You can’t approach a girl at the beach with an opinion opener and expect her to believe you. She knows that you don’t care about her opinion and she also knows that the only thing you are about are her wonderful c-cups and her butt cheeks.
Women are not stupid.
Every girl knows that her breasts, her ass and her brown skin are the real reasons why you come up to her.
Compliments, such as “I like your style” are also not exactly brilliant. She knows that you don’t give a fuck if her thong is green or blue. She knows that her butt cheeks and the wet hole underneath them are way more interesting than the color of her bikini. Don’t give her the feeling that you just mess around with her by hiding the obvious.
If it’s her ass that drew your attention. You can be honest. She won’t bite you unless you want her to.
How to Meet Girls at the Beach and in the Water
Can you promise me that you’ll leave your camera at home?
Then it’s time to learn how to meet girls at the beach, without falling back on the “pull in your belly and walk around like the Terminator” technique.
The Classic Approach
The easiest way to pick up girls at the beach is to approach them with a direct compliment.
“I was sitting a few meters away, but I simply had to get up and talk to you. You are by far the cutest girl here.”
In case she is surrounded by one or two of her female friends you simply ask them if it’s okay if you talk to her for a couple of seconds. If the girl you approach is interested in you, she’ll give her friends the “help me to get laid eyes” and they will say that it’s okay.
If they tell you to get away, you can be sure that she is not interested. Who cares? There are thousands of half-naked women on the beach who are ovulating.
Besides the classic approach there are a few other sneaky and fun ways to meet sexy ladies at the beach.
Meet Her on the Way to the Beach
There is one question that you should ask yourself before you even agonize about how to meet girls at the beach. The magic question that you should ask yourself is:
“How can I meet girls before they are at the beach?”
Why should you ask yourself this question?
Well, girls who are on their way to the beach are already in a relaxed and playful mood, with the one benefit that they are alone.
It is very rare that you see incredibly hot girls without some female friend who regards protecting the vagina of her hot friend as her only purpose in life. Not all, but some hot girls meet those friends directly at the beach.
As soon as you see an attractive young lady with a small bikini, it’s your job to talk to her BEFORE her feet touch the sand. Then you can directly jump to the classic approach and approach her in the same way as you would do it if she would wear pants.
The Volleyball Approach
Are you good at beach volleyball?
I am so bad at it that I am happy whenever I hit the ball. Thank god I found a way to turn this weakness into my strength. Whenever I play beach volleyball, I accidentally slap the ball right in front of the feet of a sexy girl.
You can even try this if you have no one who plays with you. Take a ball and play around with it, until you see a hot girl who has the honorable task to pick up the ball after you threw it in front of her feet. In case she asks you why you play alone, you simply say that you are practicing for a match with your friends.
Just make sure that you don’t punch the ball in her face. She won’t be very enthusiastic to flirt with a guy who broke her nose.
Once she picked up the ball you can say “thank you”. Then you look her into the eyes, smile and say “wow, you are really beautiful.” I know that it sounds incredibly cheesy, but it really works.
Bring Her an Ice-Cream
From years of experience I know that girls love to suck on long things. I know this since I am five years old.
You dirty pedophile bastard, I know exactly what you are thinking!
I am not talking about dicks. The one thing that girls are even more passionate about than sucking dicks is sucking on ice-cream. Every girl loves ice-cream. This is a universal law that you shouldn’t ignore.
How can you make every woman happy before you even say one word to her?
Give her something to suck on!
A guy who knows how to meet girls at the beach is aware of the power of ice-cream. The next time you want to hit on girls who are relaxing on the sand, you simply buy an ice-cream, look out for the cutest girl and give her your delicious present with the words:
“Hey, you are definitely the cutest girl around here and as the winner of the “cutest girl award” you deserve this ice cream. Anyway, I would love to find out who you are and I thought giving you an ice would be a good ice-breaker.”
“That’s the smile I was waiting for. You are even more beautiful when you smile.”
She will love you for that.
The Wave was too Strong
Did you know that there is some wet and blue substance in front of the beach that can also be used as a flirting ground?
That thing is called “water” and there is enough space in the deep blue sea to hunt for girls.
How can you do that? Well, you can simply fight your way through the people and approach her with a direct compliment, or you can show her that you are a playful guy by allowing the waves to bring you together.
Whenever you are in the water and you see a beautiful girl, you can simply pretend that the waves pushed you towards her. She might be a bit scared when you unexpectedly surface right in front of her, but after you told her that she is pretty and that the waves wanted you to say “hi”, she’ll smile.
If she doesn’t smile, you know that she’s not the kind of girl you want to spend your time with.
Oh, and don’t forget to touch her here, here, and here when you’re in the water.
Ram Her with a Pool Mattress
There is another way you can make use of the waves. If you want to know how to meet girls at the beach you don’t need a driver’s license, but you should know how to lie on a pool mattress without falling down every three seconds.
Ramming a girl with a car can lead to a big mess, but ramming her with a pool mattress can lead to surprised giggle, a gentle touch and a fun conversation while you are both lying on that thing.
I never had a bad reaction when my pool mattress and I bumped into a girl.
You usually get a surprised giggle and if you say something stupid like “sorry, but my pool mattress is totally into you. I couldn’t hold it back”, chances are high that she will be open for a little game.
If she tries to throw you from the pool mattress, you can fall down and stay under water. I guarantee you that she’ll start to search for you after you have been under water for a few seconds. After she pulled you out of the water (first touch), you can tell her that taking care of your pool mattress is the least she can do after she obviously tried to kill you.
Once she is lies on it, you can either throw her from it, or you can lie right next to her and enjoy your wet skin on her wet skin.
How to Get Sexual With Beach Girls
Now you know about the different ways of approaching girls in and outside of the water and you also know that a fun and playful atmosphere leads to more success than a serious facial expression and a conversation about terror victims.
In case you approach her at the beach you can simply take your towel and sit right next to her. The day is long and you have plenty of time to talk. If you approached her in the water, you should give her the chance to talk to you once you walked to her towel. If you don’t do that, she’ll shrivel like a water corpse after she has been in the water with you for one hour.
If you want to know some topics that you can talk about, you’ll find a few in this article. Just make sure that you don’t start with the deep stuff. In case she shows right from the beginning that she is sexually interested in you, you can increase the sexual tension with a few kinky words.
Once the conversation gets a bit sexual it’s time to get off the beach and into your bed.
Make Sure that She is Protected
How can you transition from pushing her from your pool mattress to “oh god, fuck me harder!!!”?
Well, a guy who knows how to meet girls at the beach and how to get them off the beach and into his bedroom also knows how important it is to use protection. No, I am not talking about condoms, even though they are also important.
I am talking about sunscreen.
The best way to take your interaction to the next level is to help the bathing belle to get sunscreen on every part of her body.
Ask her if it’s okay for her that you rub some lotion on her skin. If she is into you, she says “yes!” before you can even finish your question. In this case, you can be 50% sure to get laid in a few hours. All you need to do to get the other 50% is to give her a sensual massage while you make sure that she wears some protection.
Suggest to Get Rid of the Sand and Salt
Did you rub all the condoms…I mean the protection on her skin?
You might think that the little wet spot on her panties comes from the water, but it’s actually the result of your massage. Maybe the rest of her body is still wet from the water and she already wonders how she can get the sand out of her vagina before you go down on her.
Due to the fact that licking a sandy and salty pussy is anything but delicious, you should help her to get rid of the sand and the salt.
Suggest to go back to your place and to take a shower.
I know that it’s quite risky, but she can’t say more than “no”. If she says “no”, you simply tell her that you understand that it is too soon. Then you suggest to go to the public shower at the beach.
There you can soap her back, soap her breasts and start to make out with her. Once you are under the shower for five minutes she’ll want to go back to your place.
How would you feel if you could shower with a hot girl tonight?
Summed Up Wisdom
As a guy who wants to know how to meet girls at the beach you also have to know what you have to avoid, unless you want to leave the beach with blue balls. Get over your fear of women before you go there, otherwise you’ll have a hard time to talk to half-naked women. Being too serious and being the creepy voyeur who stares at every ass for more than five minutes is also not helpful. Make sure that you don’t hide the fact that you are sexually attracted to her, without causing her to call the police.
There are different ways to get to know women at the beach. You can walk up to her at the beach, or on the way to the beach and approach her with a direct compliment. Alternatively, you can use your volleyball or your pool mattress as playful tools to sweep her off her feet. If you don’t have a pool mattress you can also give her an ice or let the waves push you towards her.
Once you laid your beach towel and your astral body right next to her, it’s time to get sexual. Make sure that she is protected by massaging her with your hands that are full of sunscreen. After that you can show her that you are a real gentleman. Make sure that all the salt and sand gets out of her vagina before you go down on her.