Do you want to know how to make out with a girl really good?
Oh God, this will be awkward…
I don’t know if I’ve ever written a weirder article. Okay, I probably have. Most of my articles and podcasts are pretty weird. But I’ve never provided you with a step-by-step guide that explains the art of ramming your tongue in a girl’s mouth and moving it around like a fish that fights for its life.
Yep, that’s what you want:
Can I ask you an uncomfortable question?
Awesome because I really want to know this:
Have you ever kissed a woman?
Please let me know. Yes, let me know in the comments below. I want to know if this article helps you to improve your kissing skills or if it allows you to get your first kiss. I mean, it would be cool if I’m responsible for your first kiss with a girl.
And believe me: After reading this article you’ll know how to…
Here’s everything you need to know…
How to Make Out with a Girl: The Step-by-Step Guide
I thought to myself:
“How can I write an article about how to make out with a girl?”
I had no freaking idea. I could have just thrown out ten random tips and hope you use them in the right order. But let’s face it. That would have been too risky. As a German, I’m not a big fan of unpredictable outcomes.
I want you to succeed…guaranteed.
That’s why I decided to turn this article into a step-by-step guide. It starts in your bathroom and it hopefully ends in your bedroom…or at least with your tongue in her mouth. I want to share everything I do to make girls want to swallow my slimy tongue.
Are you ready for this disgusting field trip?
Then please open the door to your dirty and moldy bathroom…
1. Make Sure That You Don’t Stink Like a Rotten Fish
Who wants to kiss a dead fish?
I don’t and she doesn’t want it either. I know. You’re here because you want to learn how to make out with a girl really good. But listen. You first have to make sure that she won’t puke in your mouth while you hang on her lips. That wouldn’t be good.
Here’s the secret:
Brush your goddamn teeth!
Alternatively, you have chew ten chewing gums. But let’s face it. It’s easier to take your toothbrush and to separate the chicken you ate for lunch from your teeth. You want her to breathe and taste spearmint in your mouth. Spearmint, not sperm…read the sentence again.
FYI: The same is true for sex. That’s why I always carry a condom with me. You never know what happens.
2. Observe if She Already Wants to Kiss You
You have to put in some effort to get the kiss.
But what if you are lazy?
Well, there are exceptions. Sometimes a woman is so attracted to you that you don’t have to do anything. Of course, that’s the best case scenario. But it happens. In this case, you just have to read the signs she wants to kiss you.
Here are some examples:
These are clear signs that she wants it…and she wants it now. You have to act. Believe it or not, this can happen with girls you just met. You don’t have to spend hours or days with a woman until she’s ready to kiss you. It depends.
I’ve met girls in clubs and malls who were ready in seconds.
What if it doesn’t happen?
Then you have to do something to make her crave your lips…
3. Make Eye and Lip Contact
Staring is caring.
If you want to make out with a girl, you have to look her in the eyes. Holding prolonged eye contact is an absolute must. Your eyes communicate your raw desire to devour her lips. Unfortunately, most men are too afraid to let the tiger out of the cage.
Look at her, no…stare at her!
That’s how you do it and that’s how she wants it. She wants to see the desire in your eyes. Give her the feeling that you want a friend and you’ll end up in the friend zone...and not in the good friend zone. Give her the feeling you want to taste her and she’ll kiss you.
Eye contact is the key ingredient to every make out session.
4. Play with Your Sexual Body Language
What the heck is a sexual body language?
Well, it’s the opposite of this…
Here are some qualities of a sexual body language (for men):
That’s how a man with unshakable confidence stands and walks. He doesn’t fall down when the wind blows. For a woman, sexual body language is the complete opposite. She acts submissive, shy, and like a flower in the wind.
Shock horror: Women and men are not the same.
And they don’t react to the same stimuli. If you try to make out with a woman after showing her your sexy female body language, she’ll block your kissing attempt. You are the tiger, she is the deer.
It’s time to hunt…
5. Give Her a Touchy Reason to Make Out with You
The first touch is very important.
How does she react?
Sorry, but you have to touch her. You can’t make out with a girl without touching her first. Hundreds of guys from all over the world try it every day and it NEVER works. I admit it. I’ve also tried it in the past. Guess what? It didn’t work.
You first have to make her want to kiss you.
Come on. I’m sure you’ve also tried it. You’ve been on a date with a girl. You talked, you had fun, but you were too afraid to touch her. At the end of the evening you remembered “oh shit, I have to kiss her.” Then you went in for the kiss.
Let me guess:
She didn’t kiss you because you didn’t touch her before.
Women and men are different. For men it’s about the kiss. For women it’s about the experience that leads to the kiss. We would just make out with a chick. But a woman wants you to increase the sexual tension slowly and gradually.
Touch her here, there and everywhere and the tension will increase.
6. Hug Her and Lean in
What’s the next step on your way to make out mountain?
You already touched her. Now you have to hug her. Yes, I know. Touching and hugging are almost the same…but just almost. There’s a small but very important difference. This difference is the reason why hugging is so effective.
Her mom and dad hugged her when she was a kid. And they probably still do it. Her aunt and grandmother do it too. A hug communicates trust, comfort, and belonging.
She wants to feel these emotions before she makes out with you.
And it’s so easy to make her feel them. You just have to hug her. That’s all.
7. Don’t Ask Before You Go in For the Kiss
Her lips are so close.
You are hugging her and she does the unthinkable. She turns her head. She does it in a way that allows you to kiss her. Yep, she makes it easy for you. You should thank the Game Gods for this opportunity. Alternatively, you can thank the female nature.
Most guys don’t realize this:
Women help you to make out with them.
She wants you to do it. And she does everything in her power to help you. But she doesn’t want to be the easy girl. Slut is a very dangerous word because it has the power to stop women from kissing you, making out with you, and sleeping with you.
She’s afraid to be a slut.
That’s why YOU have to make the first move. She’s innocent. You are the bad guy. That’s what she wants because it allows her to do naughty things with you without being responsible for them. You don't want her logcial mind take over.
So don’t make the same mistake I made a couple of years ago.
I asked girls the ultimate sexual tension killer question: “Can I kiss you?”
Please don’t ask her. Instead, do it!
She wants you to take charge and kiss her. She doesn’t want to be responsible for it. Always remember that.
8. Go in for a Kiss on the Cheek
You will hate me after this.
I know. You want to kiss her beautiful red lips because, well, you are here because you want to learn how to make out with a girl. And you want to do it really good. You don’t want to waste your time with her chubby cheeks.
Big mistake, buddy.
Yes, you can go directly for her lips. It can work. If she’s really turned on, it’s the best idea. However, in some cases, it can be better to start with her cheeks. This allows you to put out a few feelers to see whether or not she’s ready to make her lips wet.
Here’s the best case scenario:
Now you are 100% certain that she wants to go all in.
This gives you the confidence to continue your journey on make out mountain...
9. Continue Your Journey to Her Lips
It’s time to kiss her sexy red lips. That’s what you wanted all along. Her cheek is already wet and the same is true for that warm thing between her legs. She wants it so bad and now it’s your job to give it to her…but be gentle.
Start with a soft kiss on her lips.
Most guys make the mistake and go crazy. I get it. You’re like a starving lion who finally found a big, fat antelope. You want to feel her lips, taste her lips, and devour her. However, I want you to start slowly and yes, there’s a reason for it.
Remember: Women enjoy the experience more than the outcome.
Making out with a woman and making love to a woman is basically the same. You don’t start like a jackhammer with a short circuit. You start slowly. Then you increase the intensity. Eventually, you have passionate sex.
Do with her lips what you would do in the bedroom.
10. Stop, Eye Contact, Continue
How does it feel to make out with her?
I’m sure it feels amazing. Well, unless she has eaten sushi or a stinky kebab before your first kiss. But hey, that shouldn’t stop you. Let’s be honest. We guys don’t care about that as long as we can make out with a hottie. I know you enjoy kissing her.
But I want you to stop.
“Sebastian, have you lost your mind? Why on earth should I stop now?”
I want you to stop…but only for a couple of seconds.
An innocent “God, you are so sexy” in between will make her desire you even more.
11. Make Your Tongue Do the Magic
Can you make out with a girl without using your tongue?
Sure, you can. You can also eat a cheeseburger without cheese. But who wants that? Use your tongue. Don’t be afraid to let the snake out of the cave. It wants to be released and her snake wants to meet yours.
Here’s what you do:
It sounds weird. I know. But that’s what you should do. You caress her tongue with yours. You embrace it and you feel it. You make sweet love to her tongue…in the middle of her mouth.
That’s how you make out with a girl really good.
12. Breathe and Whisper in Her Ear
Don’t moan. That’s her job.
Don’t ask me why but I think men shouldn’t moan while kissing a girl. It’s kind of weird. Kiss her really well and she’ll do it anyway. You have to do something else. You breathe a sweet (or naughty) compliment in her ear.
You can breathe or whisper, but don’t scream.
Here’s what you can say:
Use the last example and she’ll say “okay”. Then you continue until your lips and your tongue feel like my skinny legs feel after a one-hour squat workout. Your lips and your tongue will be exhausted. But you’ll be so damn happy.
You’ll be even happier after I’ve showed you how to turn a make out session into a hot lovemaking session.
Summed Up Wisdom
Do you want to know how to make out with a girl really good? Then make sure that your teeth are not yellow like the stars and smelly like a dead fish. Brush your teeth and get ready to make her want to kiss you. But if I were you, I’d first look out for the signs that show how much she wants it. Maybe you don’t have to do anything to convince her.
What do you do next? You touch her. Then you hug her. And no, hugging and touching are not the same. I have more shocking news for you: Don’t go for her lips straight away. Test the waters by kissing her cheek first.
Now you can continue your journey to her lips. Start slowly and increase the intensity. Every now and then you can stop. Look deep into her eyes and smile. Then continue to kiss her. It’ll drive her crazy. Now you just have to whisper a compliment in her ear. She’ll pull you closer and make out with you harder.