Let me show you how to make a girl laugh and like you.
Here’s what you need to do:
This will make her laugh so hard that her congestion magically turns into a diarrhea. I mean, come on. There’s nothing funnier than a grown man in a dinosaur costume. She’ll spit out her coffee before you can ask her about her studies.
Wait! Come back! Don’t close this article!
I was just kidding…and trying to make you laugh. Of course, you should NOT dress up as Barney the Dinosaur. It doesn’t work. I tried it at a bad taste party in college and I didn’t get laid.
I’m sure you also tried a bunch of things to make cute girls giggle.
But none of the things you tried worked. That’s why you are here. You are here because you want practical advice on how to make a girl laugh AND the psychology behind it.
That’s why I decided to show you how to do it…
If you read this article till the end and you don’t know how to make any girl ROFL and LOL, I’ll kill myself.
So let’s get started…
How I Learned How to Make a Girl Laugh and Like You
I’m the kind of guy who has to learn everything the hard way.
I try something, I fail and I learn. That’s how it works in my life and that’s how my first attempt to make a girl laugh looked like:
Man, I was killing it…
Instead of rolling on the floor laughing, she looked at me as if I told her that I was a suicide pilot who planned to fly in her house. I don’t even remember what I said. All I can remember is that I made a really stupid face to make her giggle. Well, it didn’t work.
That’s how our first date ended.
What about you? Which ridiculous things have you done in the past to make a woman laugh? Share them in the comments below. I’d love to hear about your misadventures. Believe me. Mine were way worse.
Today, I know what the word humor means.
One of my earliest mentors was a dating coach who goes by the name of Sasha Daygame. He was a standup comedian for years. That’s how I first learned what it means to seduce women with humor. But I didn’t stop there.
I learned from the best of the best:
FYI: I didn’t copy Louis C.K’s behind closed hotel room doors humor.
I learned from the best and now I want to show you how to make a girl laugh and like you at the same time...
How to Make a Girl Laugh: The 3 Key Principles
I have to warn you.
What I’m about to share with you is the complete opposite of what others have told you. I’m sure you’ve read one of these generic “how to make a girl laugh” articles on other websites before. Yep, I know you’re cheating on me behind my back.
But that’s okay because the others have told you that…
Here’s what I have to say to this:
Wrong, wrong, and wrong!
Making a woman laugh doesn’t work when you’re the polite nice guy who’s too afraid to use the word “dick” in a joke because it might be offensive. Even a five-year-old child has bigger balls…and a better humor.
Here are some key principles you need to understand…
1. Say What YOU Think is Funny
I don’t care what she thinks is funny. You shouldn’t care either.
It doesn’t matter because the last thing she wants is a guy who tries to please her with his humor. She met those guys before and she doesn’t like them. In fact, she despises them.
Stop saying what she supposedly wants to hear.
The only way to make a girl laugh AND respect you is to say what you want to say. Don’t put on a show for her. Instead, entertain yourself. Have a good time and she’ll have a good time. Your mood is contagious.
Infect her with laughter.
2. Humor Doesn’t Like Political Correctness
You know this one joke.
However, it’s a little bit sexist and a little bit racist. That’s why you don’t say it. You are too afraid to offend her. And that’s the last thing you want. No, you are a good guy. That’s why you say something appropriate.
She smiles, but she doesn’t laugh.
Believe me. Your joke about short-haired Mexican feminists would have made her laugh. She would have laughed…and she would have told you an even more inappropriate joke. Her joke goes against every “ism” out there.
Here’s the truth:
The more politically incorrect your jokes are, the harder she’ll laugh.
Women love these kinds of jokes. Yes, the media and politicians tell her that they’re inappropriate. But who cares? Her brain tells her that they are funny. And her heart tells her that a guy who cracks inappropriate jokes is bold and unapologetic.
And this, my friend, is incredibly attractive for women.
3. Apologizing for a Joke is Boring
Don’t do this.
No matter what you say and no matter how much she pretends to be offended…do NOT apologize for it. Water doesn’t apologize for flowing and a lion doesn’t apologize for roaring. Saying what you think is funny is natural.
She’s offended by it? Give her a tissue paper!
Let me tell you a secret:
She’s not really offended. It’s just a shit test. She wants to know if you are a man or a little boy who changes his mind in the blink of an eye. A man who apologizes for real fails this test. A man who gives a funny fake apology wins.
Let me give you an example:
“I’m so sorry that I hurt your feelings. Let me hug you and everything will be fine again”.
Hug her. She’ll laugh.
How to Make a Girl Laugh in a Conversation
Imagine you’re in the middle of a conversation.
You just told her that she’s beautiful and she’s smiling like a kid after eating a whole package of smarties. She seems to be into you. The vibe is good but you want to turn good into great.
That’s why you want to make her laugh.
What’s the first thing you can do?
1. Start the Conversation with a Funny Assumption
Assume something about her, something that’s funny.
You can do this right after the initial compliment. Let’s say you approached a girl with “excuse me, I know this sounds a bit random, but I just saw you and you look absolutely amazing.” Now she’s all smiley and giggly.
Here’s what she expects to happen next:
She expects you to ask the same boring questions as the others.
Here’s what you say instead:
Make an assumption that’s A: falls and B: completely ridiculous. She has never heard any of these things before. It works. Believe me.
2. Turn Self-Depreciating Humor into Self-Advertising
Self-deprecating humor rocks!
Unfortunately, most men do it wrong. They want to make fun of themselves and end up insulting themselves. Sorry, but saying that you’re a terrible boyfriend doesn’t make her want to be your girlfriend.
Tell her that you are a terrible boyfriend because you always cuddle your girlfriends until their bones melt. Or tell her that you’re a terrible boyfriend because you are so good at massaging that she won’t be able to get out of bed and to show up at work on time.
Advertise your positive qualities by making fun of yourself.
This approach solves two problems at the same time. She laughs because you are funny and she falls for you because it turns out that you’re an amazing guy.
3. Use the Situations the Game Gods Provide You With
I remember this one date. It was just me, this beautiful 21-year-old girl and her annoying smartphone. We were sitting in a cafe. Suddenly, Santa Claus came in. I’m not kidding. It was a couple days before Christmas and this poor guy needed a coffee to survive the next stream of annoying brats on his lap.
Here’s what I said:
“I knew it. You are the girl of my dreams. I wrote Santa Claus a list. I knew he’s real. I knew it!”
She was laughing uncontrollably.
I can’t promise you that Santa Claus will walk in on your next date. But I promise that things will happen.
These moments are golden opportunities that the Game Gods provide you with. Don’t waste them. Use them to make her smile and giggle.
4. Make Her Laugh with Your Body
You don’t need words to make a girl laugh.
Sometimes it’s better to say nothing and to use your body language to make a point. In fact, this can be even more effective than saying something funny.
Oh, and you should overdo every expression.
I already told you that I used to watch Eddie Murphy’s standup shows to work on my humor skills. He’s a master at making people laugh by using his body language.
Here’s an example:
And if that doesn’t work, you can still offer her a piggyback ride.
How to Make a Girl Laugh over the Phone
Your first date was awesome.
You made her laugh so many times and she wants to see you again. And because you’re a confident, awesome and irresistibly handsome motherfucker, you’ve already read my book Rise of the Phoenix.
That’s why you know how to set up a date over the phone in less than 76 seconds.
But what about the laughter?
You don’t just want to get the second date. You want her to say “yes” while laughing in the phone. And you can. You just have to add humor at the right time.
Here’s how to do it…
1. Call Her as Jim Carrey
Are you the serious dude or the dorky dude?
You are here because you want to know how to make a girl laugh and like you. That’s why you must be the dorky dude…at least for now.
You call her and she picks up the phone.
What do you do now?
Come on. You can do better than “hello, this is Nick” or whatever your name is. Be a bit more playful. Changing your voice in a funny way and changing “hello, this is Nick” to “hellooooo, this is Nick” can make all the difference.
But don’t overdo it. Picking up the phone as Darth Vader or the killer from Scream might be a bit too much for her.
Speaking of Darth Vader…
2. Excuse Yourself for Your Voice
I love to do this.
A lot of girls told me that I have a sexy voice. I don’t think so, but hey. Listen to my podcast and let me know what you think. In fact, I think of my voice as annoying and child-like. When I get excited, I have a really high voice. And I love to make fun of it.
“Sorry for sounding like a Chipmunk on crack.”
This makes every girl laugh. And of course, you can adjust the joke to your voice. Maybe you have a high or a deep voice. Maybe you talk very slow or very fast.
Here are some ideas:
Yup, that guy:
I really hope you’re not THAT slow.
3. Play with the Connection
Sometimes the connection is just bad.
I use this sneaky trick whenever a girl does one of three things:
Here’s what I recently said to a girl who tried to play me:
“I’m so sorry, the connection is really bad. I can’t hear you. All I can understand is yes Sebastian; I can’t wait to see you on Thursday.”
Make fun of her indecisiveness and she will decide in your favor.
How to Make a Girl Laugh on a Date
You made her laugh over the phone.
She agreed to go on a date with you. Good job, man! She’s ready for more engaging conversations, more fun, and more laughter. Now it’s time to blow her away with your humor.
She’s begging for it and your job is to deliver.
How do you do it?
Here are some of the things I love to do on dates…
1. Give Her a Funny Compliment While Hugging Her
Every woman hates boring dates.
In fact, this is her biggest fear. She has been on so many boring dates and she has wasted so much time with boring-ass guys. She’s sick and tired of the never-ending job interviews and the lame questions.
She wants to laugh from the moment she meets you.
Here’s what you need to do:
Make her laugh within the first 60 seconds of meeting you. Let’s say she’s waiting for you in front of the café. You’re walking up to her.
What do you do next?
Hug her and give her a compliment. But don’t just give her any compliment.
It doesn’t have to make sense. It just has to be funny.
2. Eat like a Child
I accidentally stumbled upon the best way to make a girl laugh and like you.
Here’s how I discovered this secret:
I eat like a child. I really do. I can’t use knife and fork without looking like a kid who fell in a ketchup bottle. I even manage to cover the floor in food. I’m worse than a group of ten children at a McDonald’s birthday party.
But the girls seem to love it.
They think it’s cute. And they think I do it on purpose.
Once I’m dating them, they find out that I eat like that all the time. But then it’s too late because I already slept with them and made them addicted to me by using various scientifically proven seduction techniques that you find in my book Rise of the Phoenix.
3. Play with First Date Stereotypes
I love to do this because I know how much women hate the word “date”.
Here’s what they associate a date with:
Let’s face it:
99% of men have never heard of the Global Seducer Community, which means that they suck with women. They torture women with terrible dates that feel like FBI interrogations. Thank God you’re different.
You don’t interrogate her. You turn everything upside down.
This will make her laugh AND it will make her feel excited for the next couple of hours.
How to Make a Girl Laugh in a Text Message on WhatsApp
Your first date was amazing.
She likes you. You like her. And she laughed when you told her that you won’t bore her with an FBI interrogation. She had so much fun with you. You’re sure she wants to see you again. You know it.
Are you really so sure?
We live in a busy world. Instagram, Facebook, her mom…all these things (not that her mom is a thing) require her attention. In a world where human attention spans are shorter than the attention spans of a Goldfish, you need to be proactive.
Text her between the first and the second date.
And no, a generic “hey, how are you?” text isn’t the answer. You have to be more creative. You have to use your face, your voice and the power of a simple accident.
Here’s what you need to do…
1. Send Selfies Instead of Smileys
Nowadays, everyone sends smileys.
When I was a teenager (God, I’m so old), we used to send ten text messages and one smiley. Today, it’s more like ten smileys in one message. Things have gotten out of hand.
Smileys lost their meaning.
Nobody cares if you put a laughing smiley or a wink smiley at the end of the sentence. Everyone does it all the time. It’s nothing special.
Turn your face into a smiley.
This works so incredibly well. I swear to God. I tested it once and the reaction was so good that I do it every time. It’s original. It’s creative. And it works.
2. Send Funny Voice Messages
Reading your texts is okay.
Listening to your voice is way better. Your voice has a lot of power over how she thinks and feels about you. Yes, it’s possible to make a woman fall for you by using your voice. But it’s also possible to make her laugh and like you.
Here’s what you need to do:
I’m serious. I once sent a voice message to a girl using an auto tune app. She said it was the funniest message she ever got. We ended up spending the weekend together.
3. Let AutoCorrect do the Job for You
I’m sure you’ve seen some funny AutoCorrect fails.
But hey, I don’t want to steal Steve Harvey the show:
Now you know what I mean. They are embarrassing. Heck, these sneaky mistakes can lead to a lot of drama, misunderstandings and in the worst case, to a nasty breakup. But you have to see the positive side.
You can use AutoCorrect to make a girl laugh by faking the mistakes...mwahahaha.
It’s evil. I know. And here are some examples I used in the past:
Okay, I admit it. Depending on how inappropriate you make it, this technique can backfire. But it works 9 out of 10 times.
I’m sure you’ll get that second date.
How to Make a Girl Laugh in an Online Chat
Change of scenery.
You had an amazing first date and an even more amazing second date with this girl. You made her laugh every step along the way. But there were a lot of red flags.
It was too much for you.
Now you’re looking for a new girl online and yes, you want to make her laugh.
1. Give Her a Cute Nickname
You met this girl online.
Or let’s say you’re about to meet her. You looked at her profile and she’s sexy as hell. You read her profile description and there aren’t so many red flags. I mean, she already has three children from three different men, but hey…she’s hot.
You want to send her a message and make her laugh.
You want to click the SEND button when you realize that you forgot to give her a nickname. Girls love nicknames. They are cute and believe it or not, but they make her feel connected to you. Only you call her like that.
Everyone calls her Lauren but nobody called her…
Just don’t call her Big Booty Basketball Bitch. That’s a bit too much.
2. Put a Joke in the First Message
Did you think of a cute nickname for her?
Now it’s time for the next step. Don’t send your message just yet. Look at it again. Maybe you missed something. I’m sure your message is great, but you might want to have a close look at it and answer the following questions:
Change your message until there’s at least one line that makes you say “ha ha ha” or “hi hi hi”. That means you’re on the right track.
3. Give Her a Funny Reason to Reply
Have you ever watched Mission Impossible?
Then you already know the line…
I’m sure you haven’t thought of using the famous “this message will self-destruct” line on an online dating site. But I’ve used it and it works like charm. It’s perfect for giving girls a funny reason to reply to your message.
Here are some other examples:
Let her know that the clock is ticking…or that her bed will be full of mayonnaise if she doesn’t reply.
How to Make a Girl Laugh on Tinder
You didn’t find your dream girl on an online dating site?
You decide to give Tinder a shot.
But I have to be honest: I hate Tinder.
You get what you pay for. I mean, let’s face it. Swiping right until you finally hit the lottery (or a crazy bitch) is not the best way to meet women. I prefer online dating sites or meeting women during the daytime.
Nevertheless, you might want to know how to make a girl laugh on Tinder.
Here are my two cents on this…
1. Make Fun of the Swiping
Make her laugh by making fun of the way you get to know her.
You matched. That means she swiped right and you swiped right. Awesome! One day you can tell your son that you met mommy by swiping right because she uploaded a picture that revealed her cleavage.
That sounds pretty sad. Here’s how to make it sound funny:
Everything that’s ridiculous and unbelievable will make her laugh. Just don’t tell her that you wanted to swipe left.
2. Act Surprised that You are on Tinder
This is another funny technique I tried a couple of times.
Most Tinder conversations are really short.
She expects that to happen. The last ten guys wrote the same lines. It’s boring. She wants to meet someone who can take the whole Netflix and Chill experience to the next level.
Here’s what I used to do:
I wrote a long-ass text in which I confessed my love in such an exaggerated way that it was obvious that I was joking. Then I finished the message with “oh shit, I thought this is a real dating site. Anyway, do you want to meet?”
Don’t ask me why it works. All I know is that it makes girls laugh and like you.
3. Make Fun of Netflix and Chill
Everyone knows what Netflix and Chill means.
Back in the days it was the DVD night. It’s a different name, but the meaning is the same. Nobody cares about the movie or the show anyway. But you care about making her laugh.
Here’s a technique that I tested…and it works:
The idea is really simple. You change one of the two words and turn it into a funny combination. Then you send her your alternative Netflix and Chill request.
Here are some examples:
She’ll laugh about it and say “yes” when you ask her to hang out.
Summed Up Wisdom
This article is already way to long.
As long as you follow the three key principles, you’ll figure out how to make a girl laugh and like you. Say what you think is funny and don’t listen to the people who tell you that you have to be politically correct. Being a bit offensive is sexy. And not apologizing is even more attractive.
Feel free to test the tips I shared in a conversation, in text messages, online, on Tinder, and on real dates. And in case you don’t know how to get a girl on a date, you should check out my book Rise of the Phoenix.
Sebastian Harris says
Maybe I should give it a shot again.
Sebastian Harris says
😀 Thank you
Sébastien Rearden says
Yes it is thrue you have got a very sexy voice, it sounds so relaxed, sensual in a way, and smart.
Sébastien Rearden says
for me tinder works but you have to be very good and have patience. it’s not Worth it if you are only looking for ONS, but if you want a serious long term girl friend, i guess puting some work for 3 or 4 weeks is totaly Worth it. And yes, there is plenty of girls on tinder looking for serious relationships.
Sebastian Harris says
thanks a lot. Next article is coming tomorrow 😉
another awesome article.
i hate tinder too. 9 out of 10 conversations on tinder don’t last beyond 3 or 4 messages, so it rarely leads to anything. in other words, most of the conversations don’t last long enough (the girls just disappear) to reach the point of getting to meet the girl in person. i’ve used tinder for years, and i’ve met 6 or 7 girls, but that’s not many considering how long i’ve been using it.
i have a hard time picking up girls. i have no problem talking to them, even the ones i like, i just don’t know how to get them attracted to me. i understand that making a girl laugh will increase your chances of getting her to feel attracted to you. i’m gonna use some of the ideas you provided in this article with this girl who wants to meet me.
thanks for the help……….can’t wait for your next article