Today you’ll learn how to friendzone a girl.
No, this is not an April fool’s joke. I’m dead serious. And yes, I’m totally aware of the fact that this sounds like the most terrible idea ever.
You’re probably asking yourself:
“Why should a guy who writes articles about meeting and attracting girls AND recently published his bestselling seduction book Rise of the Phoenix do this? “
That doesn’t make any freaking sense!
Well, it makes sense.
I know you want to close this article and set my site and my balls on fire. But you have to trust me on this. It will all make sense. In fact, what I’m about to teach you has the potential to change your dating and sex life.
Here’s what you will learn:
Are you ready for an uncomfortable truth that no other dating coach has ever shared?
Then you’re ready to make new friends…
The Kind of Friend Zone You Want to Put Her In
You probably already know the different levels of the friend zone:
And then there’s this:
What’s the problem with this picture? What do you think?
None of the girls is sexually attracted to him!
This is the kind of friend zone you want to avoid. She uses you for anything but sex. She doesn’t even realize that you have a dick. For her, you’re a spineless, needy, and asexual entity that’s floating around in the universe.
You want to avoid this at all costs.
But what if I told you that there’s a different type of friend zone?
Just think about Dan Bilzerian…
4 Reasons to Put a Girl in the Friend Zone
Have you ever had a look at Dan Bilzerian’s Instagram account?
Don’t do it now. I want you to read this article. You can jerk off later. In most of his pictures, he’s surrounded by beautiful women.
You can bet your ass that he’s sleeping with half of them.
What about the other half?
Have a look at the following four reasons and you’ll understand why learning how to friendzone a girl can improve your sex life…
1. Average Girls Have Hot Female Friends
I recently came across a study called “High self-control predicts good adjustment, less Pathology, better grades and interpersonal success”.
Why the hell do I mention this study?
Well, the main idea of this study, and many similar ones, is that people who are able to delay ratification and not act on their impulses, experience more success. The same is true when it comes to sleeping with beautiful women.
Imagine you meet an average-looking girl.
You have three options and we both know which one most guys choose:
- 1You try to sleep with her.
- 2You try to get rid of her.
- 3You befriend her.
Most guys choose option one. I choose option three, but never option two. She can be uglier than Rebel Wilson. I don’t care. I connect with her on Facebook and I invite her to parties.
Do you know why?
Because every ugly duckling has female friends that are beautiful swans.
2. Friendzoning Girls Can Lead to a Harem
I studied in the UK and I had a blast.
Because I made so many friends!
Yeah, I slept with one or two of these hot girls. But most of my sexual adventures happened after I got introduced by a female friend. Yes, the fat and ugly chicks introduced me to their hot friends. And their hot friend’s introduced me to even hotter girls.
It’s like a chain reaction that can’t be stopped.
A banker would call this the power of accumulated interests. I call it building a harem on the shoulders of female friends.
3. Friendzoned Girls Want What They Can’t Get
What if you want to sleep with a girl but she doesn’t want to?
Now imagine how she reacts when you do the same with her.
Suddenly, she wants you.
Women want what they can’t have. That’s why it’s so easy to get laid when you wear a wedding ring. And that’s why it’s so easy to turn the tables. Let her know that she’s in your friend zone and she’ll try everything she can to get out.
4. You Can Still Be Friends with Benefits
Who says that friends can’t have fun?
I’ve slept with most of my female friends.
Like I said, there are different types of the friend zone. In one you are the homework making and computer fixing slave. In the other one you’re the unapproachable friend who’d be a good fuck. It’s not that hard to choose.
I mean, sleeping with her is better than trying to repair her fridge.
The choice is yours…
How to Friendzone a Girl With the Power of Teasing
Do you want to end up like THIS guy?
No, you don’t.
Here’s what you want her to think of you:
The question is: How do you reach this unreachable position?
It’s a simple two-step process:
- You friendzone her by giving her a reason.
- You tease her with this reason.
It took me years of trial and error to figure this out. But I swear to God. This is the most effective way to friendzone a girl WITHOUT making her lose sexual interest. In fact, if you follow this simple two-step process…
Does that sound good?
Then tell her that she’s a bratty little thing…
1. Tell Her She’s Like Your Sister
That’s the perfect excuse.
I mean, you can’t and you (hopefully) don’t want to bang your sister. Telling a girl that you’re not interested in her is not a good idea. You say “I’m not interested” and all she hears is “you’re ugly and I’m not attracted to you”. You want to avoid that.
The sister excuse is perfect because it communicates that…
That’s what she wants to hear…even if you don’t have a sister
It’s a two-step process…
2. Tease Her for Being a Bratty Sister
What do you want her to see when she looks at you?
You want her to see a man and a man is always sexual, no matter if she’s his girlfriend or his best friend.
That’s why we combine putting her in the friend zone with teasing.
It's time to tell her what kind of sister she is.
Let me give you some examples:
She’ll never know if you look at her and see your biological sister or your sexy step sister. This will drive her crazy. And that’s exactly what you want.
3. Let Her Know That You Don’t Want a Relationship
Like I said, don’t tell her you’re not attracted to her.
I don’t care if her legs are bigger than Kim Kardashians ass. Telling a girl she’s ugly is, well, you just don’t do that. It’s rude. And you don’t make a woman cry. That’s not what a Global Seducer does.
Instead, you let her know the truth…kind of:
“I don’t want a relationship right now.”
Now she has three options:
- 1She can continue to hit on you.
- 2She can offer you to be your friend with benefits.
- 3She can introduce you to one of her friends who want to bang you.
All three options are great, but you can make it even better...
4. Talk about Your Perfect Girlfriend
It’s a bit mean but very effective.
Here’s what you say to her:
“If I ever wanted a girlfriend, she’d be…”
There’s so much power in this sentence. It’s unbelievable. Tell her how your perfect girlfriend would be, what she would do, and how she would act. But tell her that you don’t want a girlfriend at this point in your life.
She’s officially friendzoned…but her behavior might change.
I have to warn you.
She might turn into your perfect girlfriend. Now you know what she really wants.
5. Tell Her You Don’t Have Time for a Relationship
The “I don’t have time” excuse works for a couple of reasons:
Tell her about your vision and that a girlfriend isn’t on the menu at the moment. Do it like THIS guy (just don’t make her cry):
You are busy as hell and you don’t need any drama in your life. That’s why you don’t want a girlfriend. She will respect your decision because she respects men like you.
But how can it be that you have time for other girls?
6. Mention Other Girls You Meet
She’s your friend now. You can talk about everything.
It’s okay to mention your crazy evening with Debra. And it’s okay to tell her that you met this flexible yoga chick who asked you to pull her yoga pants down. Oh, and don’t forget one of your female friends who slept over and ended up undressing you.
Here’s what’s going to happen:
Nothing…or she’ll want to be one of your girls.
I already told you that women want what they can’t have. That’s true. But it’s also true that women want what other women want. Mention other girls and you kill two birds with one stone.
7. Don’t Use Any Sexual Language in Texts
Let’s talk about texting for a moment.
You want to know how to friendzone a girl. So please don’t send her any sexual messages that make her think the opposite. Okay, you can ignore this rule if she’s already your friends with benefits.
But if she’s not…
Yes, you can ask her to hang out with you. She’s your friend. That’s okay. Just leave out all the stuff that belongs on porn sites…or fail sites.
8. Use Kiss and Devil Smiles
But that doesn’t mean that you can’t send a smiley.
A wink smiley doesn’t hurt anyone. The same is true for a devil or an angel smiley. And don’t forget about all the funny and slightly inappropriate memes and gifs you could send her.
But why? Why should you send her that shit?
You have two goals and none of them is to make her horny.
The first goal is to connect with her through smileys. There’s a reason why women use more smileys than men. They love that shit. The second goal is to show her that you’re confident enough to send inappropriate memes, gifs, and jokes.
That’s how you text a female friend.
9. Tell Her That She’s a Great Friend
Enough about texting…
Here’s another effective way to friendzone a girl:
Let her know that she’s a great friend.
I know what you’re thinking. That sounds like the equivalent to “you’re such a nice guy, but…” And you’re right. It’s almost the same. But hey, it’s not as mean as “you’re such an ugly girl, but…” In fact, it makes her feel good about herself.
Now you just have to show her how much you like these qualities…
10. Appreciate Her Positive Qualities
What is it that you like about her?
Come on. She’s your friend. You have to know at least one quality you like about her. I don’t care if she’s caring, patient, or fun to be around. Let her know that you appreciate her positive qualities.
Do it often enough and she’ll think to herself:
“Wait a minute. He’s talking about me as if I was his girlfriend.”
Leave the rest to imagination.
11. Don’t Touch and Kiss Her
No touching and kissing.
You’re here because you want to know how to friendzone a girl. You’re not here to learn how to touch, kiss, and undress her. That’s something you’ll do with her best friend Emily. She’s hotter anyway.
Of course, some forms of touching are okay:
These are all things you can do. Just avoid anything that involves touching erogenous zones and exchanging saliva…and other body fluids. You wanted to friendzone her. Now you have to show her that you mean it.
No sexual touch speaks a clear language.
12. Give Her Compliments
What about the second step of the two-step principle?
Well, just because you don’t touch and kiss her doesn’t mean that you can’t be nice. She’s a beautiful woman. Let her know. Heck, even if she’s not your type, you can still make her feel good. A smile a day keeps the doctor away.
Don’t be afraid to give her compliments.
I do this all the time with my female friends and the results speak for themselves:
Making women smile has so many hidden benefits, just like reading my book Rise of the Phoenix.
Summed Up Wisdom
You want to know how to friend zone a girl. But why? Does that make any sense? Yes, it does. Average girls have hot friends. That’s how you build a harem without much effort. And don’t forget that women want what they can’t have.
Yep, friendzoning girls can be a seduction technique. And nobody says that you can’t have fun with one of your female friends. It’s okay to exchange stories and orgasms. What’s not okay is to touch and kiss her when she’s your friend with no benefits.
In this case you need to be more subtle. She’s like a sister, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t let her know how bratty and naughty she is. Give her the feeling that you’re a sexually confident man, even though you’re not lover. A closed door can open any second.