Do you want to know how to drive a woman wild in bed?
Forget everything you’ve learned about sex.
If you follow mainstream advice, you are fucked…but not in the way you want. Oh, and don’t even get me started. Just because some guy in a movie thrusts in her like a jackhammer, doesn’t mean that it’s the right thing to do.
Driving a girl crazy in bed is not about speed.
I promise you one thing:
This is the most controversial article you’ve ever read. The advice I’m about to share with you works. But it’s not the kind of stuff you’ve seen in Hollywood movies. It’s not what mommy wants you to know (She wished your dad would know).
Here’s what you have to do with a girl once she’s in your bedroom…
How to Climb the Ladder and Drive a Woman Wild in Bed
Why do you have to climb the ladder?
Well, because this doesn’t work in real life…
Of course, the award for the worst dialogue in the history goes to the Germans. God, I’m so proud of my country. And I’m even prouder when I think about the fact that Germans are the world’s worst lovers. My countrymen should really stop watching these terrible movies.
Maybe that’s why so many girls are begging me for more.
The competition is sleeping. But they are also sleeping in other places, not only in my home country. I’ve had sex with quite a few girls who told me that no guy had done the things I did with them. Heck, sometimes I lasted less than 10 minutes and heard that.
What does that mean?
Most guys do NOT know how to drive a woman wild in bed.
You’ll soon know because you’re about to climb the ladder. Look, I get it. We want to get inside of her, have fun, and smoke a cigarette…or drink a banana smoothie. I love banana smoothies as much as you do, but I know one or two things about female sexuality.
Are you ready to give her what she needs?
1. Don’t Do What Mainstream Magazines Tell You to Do
Please don’t do it.
Don’t listen to mainstream advice, if you want to learn how to drive a woman wild in bed. No more Maxim, Cosmopolitan and the other rubbish. I mean, seriously. Some of the stuff I’ve read in mainstream magazines made me want to throw up.
Here’s the best (not!) advice I’ve read:
I thought it was a satirical article. But they were serious. Jesus, imagine you combine a Rod Stewart song with a gentle kiss and flowers. She’ll laugh and friendzone you instantly. This kind of advice should be forbidden.
The truth is a bit more controversial than flowers…
2. Allow Her to Be a Submissive Girl
Here’s what women don’t want in bed:
Yes, there are a couple of crazy chicks who call themselves dominatrix. These ladies exist. Just like there are men who are into ponying. I don’t know what’s worse: Ponying or banging to Rod Stewart blaring a love song.
I let you decide…
Okay, enough of the weird stuff. Let’s have a look at the facts.
Women want to be submissive in bed. That’s a fact. Yes, it’s politically incorrect because strong and independent and blah blah. But let’s face it. Her biology doesn’t care about the political climate. She wants you to be the dominant lover.
Every girl dreams about submitting to a man who deserves her submission.
Give her the feeling that you deserve her…
3. Undress Her with Intense Eye Contact
That’s the two-word answer to the question “how do you drive a girl wild in bed?” You look her in the eyes. But you don’t just look at her and think to yourself “oh, she’s a very nice person.” Sorry, but the bedroom is the wrong place for nice.
Here’s what you think:
Women can sense what’s going on inside of you. Look at her while having these thoughts and she’ll read your mind. And it will drive her crazy. Now you just have to act according to your thoughts. Come on. Don’t be shy.
Undress her…very slowly.
Take off one piece of clothing. Check her out. Admire her body. Tell her how sexy she is. Then take off another piece. Give her the feeling that you desire every inch of her body. Throw around with compliments.
But don’t give her what she wants…at least not yet…
4. Tease Her and Then Please Her
It’s like push and pull in pickup.
You give her your little finger. Now she wants the whole hand. But you’re mean. You don’t give her your hand. Instead, you pull your finger back. Now she has nothing. You let her beg for more until you give her your hand.
Here’s an example:
You constantly switch between building up and releasing pressure.
This will drive her wild. Believe it or not, but this is exactly what she wants. She wants you to be in a position of power where you make her beg for more. That’s what being submissive is about.
5. Kiss Her Upper and Lower Cheeks
Don’t only focus on her face.
Yes, you can kiss her lips. And you should. Bite her lips, suck on her lips, and make out with her. That’s all part of the game. However, too many guys focus too much on the upper part…at least when it comes to kissing. Other parts of her body deserve your lips, too.
Here are some ideas:
You can also slap her butt after every kiss. Girls love it. It’s another way of appreciating her body. You desire her so much that you can’t keep your lips off of her body.
Kiss her like she’s never been kissed before.
6. Release Her Inner with Commands
As a child, I loved to play Command and Conquer.
Today I know that making a girl wild in bed and playing Command and Conquer are quite similar. Winning the game requires the same strategies. You give commands and then you slowly conquer the enemy’s base.
Tell her what you want her to do:
Don’t be shy. You are not crossing her boundaries. Oh man, most guys have no idea where a woman’s boundaries start and end. It’s the same with her imagination and her sexual fantasies. She has a dirtier mind than you. Believe me.
She wants to be for you.
But she will only release her inner for a guy who tells her what to do. She’s innocent, you know. She wants YOU to take responsibility. That’s why it’s your job to take things further.
Will you take the next step?
7. Touch Her Inner Thighs
Here’s what most guys see when they look at a naked woman:
Don’t be such a superficial.
Her inner things feel neglected. In fact, this is one of the most sensitive areas of a woman’s body. We men love it when a girl plays with our balls before a (Am I really the only one?). Women, on the other hand, love it when you touch their inner thighs before playing with her.
It’s the path to the wet destination.
Run your fingers over her skin. And don’t forget that you have a mouth. Kiss her inner thighs and lick her inner things. Most men forget about this part. This sets you apart from all the thigh-blind dudes. The best thing about it: You don’t even need Rod Stewarr.
Wander this path with grace, honor, and bad intentions.
8. Use the 60 Second Rule
What’s the 60 second rule?
It’s the rule that drives a girl crazy in bed.
No matter what you do, you change or adjust it every 60 seconds. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want you to take your stop watch to bed. Sleeping with a girl should be an enjoyable experience and not a race against the clock.
Every minute or two is also fine.
That’s my 60 second rule.
Of course, it doesn’t work if you come after 59 seconds. Let’s assume that’s not the case. I hope you understand why I give you this advice. You’re preventing the one thing that no woman wants in bed.
Keep it exciting and unpredictable and she’ll go crazy for you.
9. Let Her Know That You Like What She’s Doing
Make some noise.
Come on. Give her at least a little “hmmm” or a short “yeaah” or a tiny “ahhh”. That’s all she wants. She wants to know that her (or whatever she’s doing with you) has an effect on you. Don’t be one of those awkward silent guys.
It’s hard because men are different.
Sometimes I’m jealous of women. They have so much more fun in bed. But anyway, she wants to know that you’re having a good time. Girls get insecure when they only hear their own moaning. That drives them nuts.
“I must be doing something wrong…”
No, she’s not. You’re just too lazy to open your mouth.
10. Invite Her to Play a Little Game with You
It sounds creepier than it is.
Let me ask you something:
Do you like roleplays?
When I was young, I not only played Command and Conquer. I also loved to play roleplay video games. Yes, I wasted all my time playing video games because I couldn’t get laid. But let’s not talk about my painful past (It made me forget about my social anxiety for a couple of hours).
Did you know what you can use the same principle to drive women crazy in bed?
She loves these roleplay ideas!
Here’s what I did with a girl last week:
I showed up in a suit and while we were undressing each other, I whispered “I want you naked, Anastasia” in her ear. Then I slowly undressed her and every time she bends over…which she did quite a few times.
Do you know what she said to me?
She said “I’m yours…”
11. Caress Her Breasts (Not Just Her Nipples)
No more 50 Shades of Grey, I promise.
But damn, I’m so thankful for this book and the terrible movies. Since the movies were released, suits and the nickname “Anastasia” have become the two ultimate seduction weapons. This name is more effective than dirty talk.
But anyway, let’s talk about her.
Here’s what most guys do:
That’s all fine and dandy, but her nipples are only one part of her breasts. Don’t ignore the other 95% of her boobies. Her milk bags deserve love. Kiss them, lick them, and play with them. But be careful. You don’t want to be too rough. Start softly.
The more aroused she is, the harder she wants you to squeeze her boobs.
Slowly increase the tension.
12. Kiss and Lick Everything around Her
You want to go down on her, right?
I get it. You want to taste her sweet nectar. And you should. But remember what I just said about her nipples and her breasts…and what I said earlier about teasing her. Yes, you can go down on her and lick her like a hungry dog.
However, you can also tease her a bit before you do it.
Oral sex is on the menu, but every good meal starts with an appetizer.
13. Do It Like They Do It in Twilight
“Oh God, not another movie…”
Sorry, it’s not my fault that women get sexually aroused by vampires and dudes like Christian Grey. Hint: That’s an indicator that women don’t like nice guys. And of course, you also have to do it like they do on discovery channel.
But let’s talk about her neck for a second.
Vampires are attractive for multiple reasons. They are strong and very dominant. But they also have a soft, a vulnerable side. But then there’s also this other reason that nobody talks about…at least not in regards to female sexuality.
They are predators who bite their prey in the neck.
I have a challenge for you:
Kiss a girl’s neck, suck on it and bite her a bit. Observe her reaction. There’s a high chance that she’ll moan with pleasure. Pay some attention to her neck. Women love vampires.
14. Use the Two Orgasmic Words
What are the two orgasmic words?
Men love to hear things like “I’m yours”, which is a sign for submission. That’s why the screenwriters of 50 Shades of Grey let Anastasia say this in every part. Oh, I promised to not talk about that movie anymore. Okay, let’s focus on “good girl.”
Why is it so effective?
Honestly, I have no idea. All I know is that it works better than any other dirty talk technique in history. Of course, you can combine dirty talk with the good girl move. Whisper these two words in her ear and she’ll be yours for the rest of the night…and maybe for the rest of your life.
Hey, let me try something:
Maybe the “good girl” line works on men, too. Let’s try. Soo…I really want you to check out my book Rise of the Phoenix because it has already changed the lives of more than 1.600 men…and because it’s better than Harry Potter.
Did you already read it?
Summed Up Wisdom
Let me show you how to drive a woman wild in bed without getting ear cancer from Rod Stewart songs. It’s not that hard unless you can’t get hard…hehe. No seriously, you have to allow her to be the submissive girl she wants to be. And you have to tease her.
Don’t be afraid to say what you want her to do. Give her commands. That guy in 50 Shades of Grey (that’s the last time, I promise) does it all the time. Let her know that you like the things she’s doing down there. Make some noise and don’t be so lazy. Focus on every part of her body.
Women love roleplays and they love men who know that her breasts consist of more than her nipples. The same is true for her. The area around her deserves love, too. Now you just have to tell her that she’s a good girl and bite her neck like a vampire.