How to Drive a Woman Crazy Over You

You want to know how to drive a woman crazy over you.

Why?

Well, I guess it’s because…

What about her dreams?

Of course, they should involve you and her. But you want more. You want her to dream of you and wake up in the middle of the night…with wet panties. No, she didn’t pee herself. She’s so aroused that her panties are soaked.

That’s what you want!

You’ve tried it in the past. I know. But it didn’t work. Let me tell you why: It didn’t work because you were not sexual enough, not wild enough, and not different enough. Women go wild over men who are a bit crazy.

These are the men who know…

You have to be a bit like Steve Jobs…

How to Drive a Woman Wild Over You

Steve Jobs was different.

Nobody can deny that. In fact, some people called him crazy. And he embraced it. You just have to listen to the following campaign to understand that Stevie was proud to be crazy.

Which words does he use?

He talks about the crazy ones, misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers. And he talks about the round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently. That’s exactly how to make a girl go crazy over you. Steve Jobs had the secret in his hands.

The secret that builds gigantic brands gets you laid.  

Think outside of the box and for God’s sake, stand outside of the box…

The 3 Basics to Make a Girl Go Crazy Over You 

What does it mean to stand outside of the box?

Nowadays, it means to be a man. That sounds pathetic, but it’s the truth. It’s rare to see a man who embraces his masculinity. And no, you don’t have to walk around as if you had razorblades under your armpits. That’s not what I mean.

So what does it mean to be a man?

The sad truth is that most modern men are not willing to do this. 

They are so busy playing video games, avoiding life, and avoiding responsibility for themselves and their lives. Sorry, but that’s not how to drive a woman wild.

Here’s what you have to do instead…

1. Be Crazy about Your Life 

I want you to live.

Yes, live. That’s the basic ingredient to drive a girl crazy. Come on. You know exactly what that means. You’re just too scared to grab life by the horns because the horns might hurt you.

Here’s what living does NOT mean:

No, that’s not living. That’s existing. Unfortunately, a lot of men (especially young men) merely exist. They don’t embrace life. They don’t have an interesting lifestyle. They are not driven, enthusiastic, wild…manly.

Women go crazy over men who don’t complain that things are too X, Y, or Z. They do them.

2. Be Crazy Enough to Believe in Your Attractiveness

Assume she wants you.

That’s what confident men do. They walk up to a woman with the belief, no, the certainty, that they are attractive. They know that they are desirable men. So what if a woman rejects them? It’s her fault if she doesn’t want to meet an amazing guy.

Does that sound arrogant?

Maybe, but it’s better than the following mindsets:

Confidence is the only way to get a girl to be crazy about you. You need to believe in yourself. And yes, I know that sounds crazy. But hey, you have to be a bit weird to get girls other guys are too afraid to look at.

3. Be the Crazy Visionary Who Follows His Path  

Where do you go? 

It doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is that you have a plan and that you move forward. You might want to become an engineer. Or you want to be a police officer. Maybe you just want to pass high school without dying from a drug overdose.

At least you have a plan…

What if you don’t have a plan and no vision for your future?

Then think very carefully. Women aren’t attracted to guys who spend (waste) their time daydreaming in front of the TV. That’s not how attraction works. Women want men who thrive and survive. These are the men women chase.

Here’s my advice to you:

Follow your vision and do it relentlessly. Allow her to join you on your path. But don’t change your path for her.

How to Drive a Woman Wild Just By Talking 

Now you know the basics.

Yes, you have to be the man she can go crazy over. But there’s more to it. You also have to say the right things. And no, by saying the right things I don’t mean saying what she (supposedly) wants to hear.

In fact, you have to do the opposite.

You have to say the things other men are too afraid to say…

4. Own Your Words  

What does it mean to own your words?

No matter how inappropriate, controversial, or offensive…you say what you want to say. Don’t let your fear silence you. Listen to your gut and open your mouth.

What if she criticizes you?

It doesn’t matter how she reacts. And let me tell you something: Just because a woman pretends to be offended doesn’t mean that she is offended. It might be a test. As soon as you apologize, you fail her test.

Speak your truth, own your words, and enjoy her wild side. 

5. Ask Personal and Passionate Questions 

Let me ask you something:

Can you go crazy over the following questions?

Yeah, these questions are the definition of exciting. 

In fact, they are so intriguing that women all over the world go crazy for guys who ask them these questions. I mean, think about it. Most guys ask exactly these questions.

Have I told you that I’m fluent in sarcasm?

Please don’t torture her with these questions. I’m German and even I know that the German job interview style doesn’t make a girl’s vagina smile. Instead, you have to ask questions that actually matter to her.

Ask her about her family, her interests, her biggest passion, and her values.

These are the questions other guys don’t ask.

6. Speak with a Sexual Undertone  

What does it mean when a girl goes crazy over you?

She wants to get you out of your pants.

In other words, you have to be sexual to make her want to have sex with you. And your words have the power to do that. It all depends on the way you speak them. You can say “coffee machine” in a boring and in a sexual way.

Here are some ideas to increase the temperature of your words:

Of course, you can also make sexually suggestive comments or make dirty jokes. That also works. Give her the chance to make her want you and your body.

How to Drive a Girl Crazy through Text 

Can you make her wild with one simple text?

Believe it or not, but one text can be enough.

You just have to send the right message. Don’t waste your time with “hey how are you?” or “hey, how is it going?” The other 300 guys who have her WhatsApp send the same crap.

Remember:

You want to be different and that’s why you also want to send different texts…

7. Send Her Short and Irregular Messages  

What do you do when she texts you?

Here’s what most guys do:

Sorry, but that’s not how to drive a woman crazy for you. That’s what a cute dog does. You call him and he runs up to you. Be careful. Your tongue hangs out. You are way too needy.

Did you wait five minutes?

Awesome…now it’s time to text her back in a way that drives her crazy:

Make it shorter.

That’s the whole secret. She sends a message with 100 words and you send 50 words back. She has to invest more than you…always. Shorter texts have more impact. A simple “okay” is better than “okay, let’s meet on Tuesday and please be on time because I don’t want to wait.”

The shorter, the better.

8. Text Jokes Without Smileys  

Be funny without being funny.

Sending funny texts without using smileys drives girls crazy. They don’t know if you’re joking or serious. The goddamn smiley is missing. Shit, all the other guys use three smileys after every “I’m fine and you”. You are different.

That’s why she’s asking herself:

Sending funny things without the obvious sign for making fun (this one: :-D) will drive her crazy.

9. Send Her an After Shower Text  

Why are after shower texts so effective?

Well, because…

What if you just get into your dirty boxers?

She doesn’t have to know. All she can think of is this…

“I just got out of the shower.”

Use this this short message as an excuse for texting back late and she’ll forgive you. Oh, and she’ll also forget everything you said before and say afterwards. She’s too busy thinking about you and her under the shower.

How to Drive a Girl Crazy When You Kiss Her 

Let’s assume your shower text was effective.

Now what?

Wait! Slow down!

I have to correct myself. Your first date is still awesome. You just walked out of the restaurant. It’s cold outside. She’s freezing. And she’s waiting for you to make a move. Yes, she wants the kiss.

Here’s what you have to do to drive her wild…

10. Make Intense Eye Contact Before the Kiss 

Eye contact. That’s how you get a girl to kiss you.

You look deep into her eyes…like a hungry lion. That’s what you do right before the kiss. Then you lean in. You hold the eye contact while you’re getting closer. It’ll drive her so crazy that her panties will drop themselves on the floor.

Here’s what you do (in slow motion):

Do you know what you have to do?

Then continue with the full body experience…

11. Give Her a Full Body Experience

No, not THAT kind of full body experience…

Sorry, I could have chosen another expression. But hey, that’s the best way to describe it. I’m not talking about getting a rub and tug at the local massage parlor. I’m talking about the way a lady wants to be kissed.

Here’s what you’re going to do:

You do all these things while you’re making out with her. And you do so much more. You touch her whole body, you smell her hair and her neck, and you hold her tightly. That’s the kiss every woman dreams of.

Unfortunately, most guys don’t give it to her. That’s why she doesn’t go crazy for them.

12. Whisper Sweet Words after the Kiss

After the kiss is before the kiss…

Did you give her the full body experience?

She’s so aroused that the lips between her lower entrance are clapping like these guys…

She wants you…inside of her. But first, you have to give her the deathblow. Don’t get me wrong. She already wants to blow you. So a deathblow might be a bit over the top. But hey, it makes it even more fun for you and for her.

Whisper sweet words in her ear and enjoy her soft moaning.

“Your lips taste delicious…”

That’s enough to turn her panties into Lake Como.

How to Drive a Girl Crazy in Bed 

Lake Como, Lake Geneva…who cares?

The only thing that matters is that she wants you. The kiss was great and the sex will be even better. I mean, this girl is so into you that it has to be mind-blowing. She can already imagine all the naughty things you’ll do with her.

Now I ask you:

What will you do with her to drive her wild over you?

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13. Be the Dominant Lover She Desires  

What do women want in bed?

That’s the wrong question.

How do you drive your woman crazy over you in bed?

Wanting is a weak emotion. What you want is raw attraction and animalistic desire. You want her to need your touch and your thrust…again and again. You want her to go crazy for you and your joystick.

Here’s what you need to do:

Why do you think women fantasize about werewolves and vampires?

The last time I checked, werewolves and vampires weren’t submissive.

14. Let Her Know that She’s a Good Girl  

What are the most powerful words to drive a woman crazy over you?

Good girl.

These two words beat all the other dirty talk. They are worth more than gold. Say these words to a girl while you’re inside of her and she’ll turn into a wild animal. Whisper “good girl” in her ear and she’ll be all over you…physically and emotionally.

Why are these two words so powerful?

Honestly, I don’t know.

I guess it’s a mixture of daddy issues and submissive fantasy. All I know is that it works.

Be a good Global Seducer and call her “good girl”.

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15. Spank Her During and After Sex  

Most girls love it. Some don’t.

By now you should know that I always share the most risky (and therefore most rewarding) tip at the end. So yeah, it’s up to you if you do it or not. To be honest, I take the risk every time because the reward justifies it.

Spank her cute butt while you’re having fun.

The doggy style position is perfect for that. But hey, you can also make it PG-13…at least kind of. You can gently spank her after you pulled her pants down. Or you can do it while you’re making out. Don’t worry about her jeans. It’ll survive your hand.

Oh, and don’t forget the getting out of bed spank:

Give her a gentle slap on the ass when she gets out of bed after sex. She’ll go crazy over it. I promise.

I also promise that you’ll go crazy over my book Rise of the Phoenix.

Summed Up Wisdom 

Do you want to know how to drive a woman crazy over you? Then grab life by the horns and follow your path. She can follow you, but she can never be your leader. Choose your words wisely and don’t bore the living shit out of her with your questions.

You have to own your words and yes, it’s okay to speak with a sexual undertone. Just don’t make the mistake and jump to the phone as soon as she texts. Have patience and make sure that she invests more in the conversation than you.

How do you drive a girl crazy when you kiss her? Hold eye contact and give her a full body experience. And don’t forget to whisper sweet words in her ear. Remember: After the kiss is before the kiss and a gentle spank hasn’t killed anyone.