Don’t you agree that it’s hard to figure out how to approach a girl in college class?
I mean, you can’t just walk up to her in front of all your classmates, the lecturer, and your buddies in the backrow. Your classmates will think you’re crazy. Your friends will make fun of you. And the lecturer might throw you out…or give you an award for your ballsy move.
Yeah, you thought about it.
But at some point in your life you also thought about coloring your hair green and guess what? You didn’t do it because you came to the conclusion that it’s a stupid idea (no offense if you actually have green hair).
These are the questions that run through your head.
Let me tell you something:
Not so long ago, I asked myself the same questions. I was a shy German guy in a big college in London. I was surrounded by sexy Latinas, African girls, Eastern European girls…and a few decent British girls.
I HAD TO learn how to approach a girl in college class!
Eventually, I figured it all out:
Today, I share everything I learned with you…
How to Approach a Girl in College Class Like I Did in London
Oh, I have to tell you something.
As you probably know, I’m German. And even though I did my Master’s in England, I spent three terrible years doing by Bachelor’s in Germany.
Holy fucking cheesecake!
I’m so glad that I survived the three years in Germany. My balls were so full that one wrong move could have led to an explosion. I didn’t even wonder how to approach a girl in college class because I knew that I couldn’t do it.
And it was before I invested hours upon hours in cracking the code of college game. And believe it or not, but I learned my first lesson from an old James Bond movie with Sean Connery.
Here’s what Bond did…
1. Scan the Classroom for Hot Girls
I still remember this scene because it shaped my career as a college Don Juan.
Imagine the following scene:
Sean Connery aka James Bond enters a bar. What does he do next? He doesn’t just sit down and orders a drink. No, he scans the environment until he finds the most beautiful woman in the room. Of course, it’s pure coincidence that she’s the girlfriend of the bad guy.
What can we learn from Mr. Bond?
Nope, you shouldn’t ask your lecturer to bring you a Martini…shaken, not stirred. Instead, you enter the classroom and scan for the most beautiful girl. Take your time. It’s okay to stand there and to scan the environment.
What if someone asks you why you stand there like a fish without water?
Say whatever you have to say, but do it.
You are James bond and you’re on a mission. Your mission is to find the most beautiful girl and throw an apple in her face.
2. Ask Her if You Can Sit Next to Her
Forget about the apple.
You don’t throw anything in her face. Instead, you throw yourself at her. But you do it subtle. You walk up to her and ask her if you can sit next to her. That’s all you do for now. Don’t give her a compliment yet.
Remember that your approach has to be under the radar. You don’t want to attract any attention from your lecturer and the other 30 or 70 horny college kids in the room. You and the girl you want to approach are the only two people that matter.
“Sebastian, what if she asks me why I want to sit next to her?” I hear you asking.
To be honest, that never happened to me. I usually got “sure” or “yeah, why not…” as a response. I made this move hundreds of times and not one girl asked me for a reason.
Here’s what you can say in the unlikely event she asks you:
If you have the courage, you can even say something along the lines of “because you’re cute and I like sitting next to cute girls…”
Just don’t blast it out. The enemy is listening.
3. You Have 5 Seconds to Open Your Mouth
Did you ask her if you can sit next to her?
Then sit your ass down and start talking.
5, 3, 3, 2, 1…time’s up.
Sorry, you were too slow. If you want to learn how to approach a girl in college class, you have to respect the 5-Second Rule. And no, this is not the 3-Second Rule (for approaching women) and also not the 3-Day Rule (for calling women).
This time everything is different because you’re in a freaking classroom.
After approaching hundreds of hot college girls during class, I learned a valuable lesson…and I learned it the hard way. If you wait longer than five seconds, you’re in the “creep zone”. And yes, the creep zone is even worse than the friend zone.
You have to open your mouth before the clock screams “five seconds are over!”
Let’s have a look at what to say and what not to say in this situation…
4. Start with a Joke Instead of Small Talk
What do most guys do in this situation?
They start with small talk and continue with even more small talk.
What does a confident College Casanova like you do?
You start the conversation with a joke.
I did the latter a couple of times and it always backfired. Don’t do it. Believe me. No teasing in the first couple of seconds. You don’t want her to regret her decision to let you sit next to her.
Here are some (lame) jokes I made:
“God, I would rather ram a nail in my foot than to listen to this for two hours.”
“Don’t you also think that our lecturer looks like Mr. Garrison from South Park?”
“These chairs are so uncomfortable. You might have to carry me out in a wheelchair.”
I’m sure you can come up with your own examples. And I’m also sure she’ll giggle and smile because you’re the first guy who didn’t start the conversation with “sooo….you also study this course, right?”
5. Come Closer While Asking Her a Question
The next step is about creating sexual tension.
I know, your hormones scream “bang her, bang her!” but that’s not the way to approach a girl in college class. Remember that you’re James Bond. You’re under the radar. You want to get closer to her, but you want to do it in a way that the girl next to her (she’s kind of a bitch) doesn’t know what’s going on.
That’s why you need a reason to get closer.
Come on. You’re in a lecture. The subject is boring and half of the class doesn’t even know what the heck is going on. Even if you’re the smartest guy in the room, pretend to be confused.
Ask her a question.
Here’s why asking her a question is such a good move:
Girls love it when a guy whispers in their ear. And no, it’s not rude or too straightforward. The other people are loud and you don’t want to disturb the lecture.
This is your only option.
6. Steal Her Pen and Give it Back Slowly
How does her hair smell?
By now you know. You were so close that she could feel your breath on her skin and you could smell her hair while whispering dirty secrets in her ear. Okay, the only dirty secret you whispered in her ear is about economics. But hey, that counts.
You’re ready for the next stage: The touch.
It’s time to touch her. But again, you have to be under the radar. You can’t just lay your hand on her leg. That works on a date in a café. It doesn’t work in a boring lecture at university. Come on. You already know the game.
You have to come up with a reason to touch her.
Here’s what I used to do:
Whenever I tried to approach a girl in college class, I pretended that my pen didn’t work. Oh, this goddamn pen. Then I asked her if I could borrow one of her pens. And because women have hundreds of pens in all kinds of different colors, it always works.
The next move is where the magic happens.
After a couple of seconds, my pen worked again. It was like magic. It was time to give her the pen back. So I did. But I did it in a sneaky way.
- 1I asked her to open her hand.
- 2I took the pen and put it in her hand.
- 3While doing this I softly touched her hand.
It’s a natural gesture. The touching just happens. But that doesn’t change the fact that it feels so good.
7. Make Her Feel the Tension
Here’s what you did so far:
You’re on the right track. Now it’s time to increase the sexual tension. The lecturer is talking and talking while she tries to focus on the subject. But she can’t because she’s distracted by what already happened.
She doesn’t know why, but you make her nervous (in a good way).
She can feel that there is some tension. But that’s not enough. You have to put more fuel in the tank. It’s only 10% full. There’s room for more.
Here’s what you do next:
You look at your paper or at the lecturer and you wait. You wait for a sign that she wants you. Maybe she smiles or giggles. Maybe she moves back and forth on her chair. Her attempts to concentrate fail miserably. She’s hooked.
She has no idea that your next move will make her even hornier…
8. Copy My Wow College Class Approach
So James Bond, what do you do next?
You let her know that you’re attracted to you. And you do it in the most subtle way possible. Okay, it’s not THAT subtle. But it fulfills the purpose. Nobody around you (sometimes not even she) will know what you think, feel and express.
Here’s what you say to her with a cheeky smile:
That’s all. This one word is enough to let her know what you want. Or is it? Well, maybe. She might ask yourself if you said “wow” because you finally understood what the lecture is all about…or because you’re attracted to her. All she knows is that she can’t stop smiling.
She wants to know the reason. She HAS to know it.
That’s exactly why this approach is so deadly. She’s curious and if a woman is curious, she wants to find out more. And if she wants to find out more, she’ll want to talk to you. This is your chance to take things to the next level.
Let me show you a silent way of taking things to the next level…
9. Start a Conversation on Your College Block
I don’t even know if Americans or British call it a college block.
Germans call the notebook (the one with real paper) that college kids use to write down notes and make drawings of naked girls a college block. I guess we couldn’t come up with our own name.
Anyway, you know what I mean.
I don’t care if you continue the conversation on real paper or virtual paper. As long as you continue the conversation in silence, you’re good to go.
Here’s what I mean by that:
Instead of approaching her by opening your mouth, you approach her by writing your thoughts on real or virtual paper. Not even the woman next to her will know what you’re up to. She might even think that you show her a funny meme or your notes from yesterday. It’s your little secret.
Nobody has to know and nobody should know.
Let me give you a few examples:
“Hey beautiful stranger…what do you think about today’s lecture? Am I the only one who thinks that it’s boring as hell?”
“Don’t pretend to be so focused on the subject. I know that you’re thinking about popcorn.”
“The clock is ticking, tick, tock, tick tock. Do you think we’ll survive the next hour?”
You don’t have to be too direct. Just continue the conversation in a fun and engaging way…and don’t let anyone know what you’re talking about.
10. Close the Deal with the Empty Stomach Approach
You spent two hours in this lecture hall.
You’re so tried and so hungry. But you don’t want to eat alone. Oh no, that would be a waste of time, especially now that you built rapport with this beautiful woman. I mean, you spent the past 20 minutes writing notes to each other.
She’s engaged and ready for more.
And remember that she still wants to know why you said “wow”. She can’t wait to hear that you said it because of her beautiful smile.
There’s just one (okay, three) problems:
Here’s the solution to these problems:
You are hungry and you want to eat. She’s probably hungry too. What an amazing coincidence! Ask her if she wants to join you for a donut at the cafeteria. Say that you pay for the donut if you can use her pen again next time.
She doesn’t have to know that you plan to steal her pen the next morning while she lays naked in your bed.
11. Seducer Her on Your College Instant Date
She says “yes” to your invitation and follows you.
Lead her to the cafeteria. But don’t take her hand. You don’t want the other students to know that you two are wrestling between sexual tension and emotional connection…and that both sides are winning.
Here are some tips for your college instant date:
This is how you approach a girl in college and how to turn an innocent approach into a fun night in your college dorm room.
Summed Up Wisdom
It’s not that hard to approach a girl in college as long as you’re James Bond. You scan the room for opportunities and you sit your ass down…but only if the girl next to you is beautiful. Then you start the conversation.
Don’t wait too long and don’t be too direct. A joke is all you need and a smile is all you want to see. That’s a good start and it gets even better when you come closer and touch her the way I showed you.
Stop talking and start writing…or typing. It doesn’t matter if you use real paper or virtual paper. The only thing that matters is that you don’t forget to ask her out after class…without anyone knowing what’s going on.