Happy New Year Sex: Start the Firework

Hey my friend,

did you also wake up today and thought that today is a good day for Happy New Year Sex?

Today is December 31, 2014.

Do you even know what that means?

That means that the world will finally come to an end tonight. Tomorrow the world will be one big battlefield where Nazi zombies from outer space fight against ISIS warriors who ride on naked women.

THE END IS NEAR!

Okay, I guess it won’t be that bad. You probably won’t see any Nazi zombies tomorrow and I also don’t think that any naked women would be stupid enough to let ISIS warriors ride on their backs. There is really nothing special about today…

…unless you read my book and turn your female friends into your devoted girlfriend. 

Today is just another normal day, with the only exception that it is the last day of the year. Why bother? You have already accepted that all those ridiculous New Year’s resolutions are a waste of time and will be forgotten after less than one week.

Most people use this day to claim that they finally start to lose weight and that they will quit smoking the next day.

What’s the result of those empty phrases?

They continue to smoke until they get cancer and if they don’t get cancer within a span of five years they are apparently so frustrated that they continue to get fatter and fatter, in the hope to get at least a heart attack.

That’s all that the New Year has to offer for most men.

Same unhealthy way of living, same ridiculously overweight body, same boring job and same bitchy girlfriend, or at least same addictive porn movies if they don’t have anything to bang.

Do you really want that?

 

Was 2014 Your Year?

You are on my website and therefore I assume that you are interested in becoming a successful and happy seducer who has the skills to seduce women all over the globe. I assume that you want to become an amazing man who attracts gorgeous women effortlessly. I assume that you dream about having sex with the most beautiful women that this world has to offer.

In case I am right, I want to ask you something:

“What have you already done to get there?”

In case the number of women you approached this year is below ten and the number of breathtaking girls you had sex with (fatties and feminists don’t count) is zero, it is time for a change.

Be honest to yourself and tell me if you are happy with what you have achieved in the last year.

Have you seduced the girls you wanted to seduce?

Have you had the sexual experiences that you wanted to have?

If the answer is no, it is definitely time for a change. Not tomorrow but today!

Instead of asking you to write down simple New Year’s resolutions like “next year I will approach 100 girls”, that you will ignore after two days, I want to suggest an alternative process that has the power to change your life forever.

I want to show you an alternative way of realizing your dreams, goals and aspirations. Today it is time to write down a system for your seduction success in 2015. Let’s call it Pussy System 2015. Why? Because that’s what it is for.

But before I share with you the ultimate system to get laid like a maniac, I want to show you how you can get laid TONIGHT. That’s right. Tonight my friend is the last day of the year 2014 and if you haven’t had this year it is finally time to exchange the 0 with a 1…or a 2 if you are really lucky.

 

The Happy New Year Sex Guide

Today is not only the best day for drunk idiots to blast away their fingers. It is also the best day for guys who want to get laid. When it comes to seducing women this day is better than any other day, even better than Christmas.

The girls you will meet today are in a fun mood, they are a more than jsut a bit tipsy and they are open for adventures, including the sexual ones. In my experience the fact that most girls believe or at least convince themselves to believe that their world starts new tomorrow, motivates them to do all the naughty stuff they have never done before.

It makes absolutely no sense that you are able start as a good and reserved girl that daddy will be proud of in 2015, when you have had one dick in your ass and one in your mouth the previous day, but apparently a lot of girls think that way.

Don’t worry too much about the female logic and appreciate the fact that single girls are willing to start a firework in their vaginas.

Seriously, it is really not that hard to experience a happy New Year sex adventure.

 

The Mindset

All you need in order to shoot your load like a rocket inside a girl who tells her parents that the pajama party at Lizzy’s place was really nice, is the right mindset. Don’t just regard this day as an opportunity to get drunk as fuck and to lose a few fingers.

Your number one priority today should be getting laid. 

I don’t care where and with whom you celebrate. Even if you celebrate with your family and friends of your family, your number one goal for today is to get laid. Even if that means to bang the MILF next door who happens to be you mom’s best friend.

Listen to some motivating music, look in the mirror and promise yourself that you will get laid today. Don’t just promise yourself that you will try it and that you will give your best. If you really want something you have to be determined, otherwise you won’t get it.

 

The Preparation

In case you are a regular member of the anonymous alcoholics I have bad news for you that might save you from a night in the hospital. Today you won’t get drunk. Of course you can drink a little bit and it is also okay if you are slightly tipsy but everything above will prevent you from being successful.

If you want to sabotage yourself by vomiting on the first girl who shows interest in having sex with you, you can of course do that.

However, don’t complain that your new year is as shitty as your last one when you can’t even refrain from alcohol for one night in order to change your life.

Besides being an alcoholic, looking like a homeless guy is also quite hindering when you want to get laid. Dress up. I don’t let you leave the house without a nice shirt and a jacket that says “I’m the boss!”

Why?

Because you are the boss and today you will have a happy New Year sex adventure that you will remember until the day you die.

 

Private Party

I don’t know how you celebrate New Year’s Eve. I will go to a few friends later and after everybody hugged each other at midnight, we go to a club to dance until we can’t stand anymore. Nearly everyone I know does it the same way. In case you celebrate this day differnt, let me know in the comments below.

Let’s say you start the evening at your friends place. I just hope for you that this private party is not a cock festival. In case it is, you can not only skip this paragraph, but you should also think about whether or not you have the right friends.

In case there will be girls at the party you know what you have to do. Talk to them and flirt with them. Let them know that you think that New Year’s resolutions are totally useless and that you want to take a different approach to turn your negative habits into positive ones.

This alone will set you apart from all the stupid guys who ask them what they want to make different next year.

In case your friend’s house is quite big you can simply search a free room for you and a girl who wants to experience one last adventure before the year ends.

 

Public Party

What if you haven’t had any happy New Year sex at the private party? There is nothing to worry about. The evening is still young and the next stop is the club. Please think about the type of girls who celebrate New Year’s Eve in a club.

These are for sure not the married girls who have to take care of their kids. These are also not the girls who are in a relationship that had enough of their boring couple’s party.

The girls you meet in a club on New Year’s Eve are lonely, tipsy and horny. 

 

Even though I don’t like drunk girls I think that this is a pretty good mixture if you want to have happy New Year sex. Just do what you would usually do in a club. Approach her, get the okay from her friends, separate her from the group, take her home and…you know the rest…

 

The Magic Words

Before you go out and celebrate New Year’s Eve with your friends and with some horny chick that you have never seen before I want to give you one last advice.

Don’t just ignore the fact that every girl thinks that this night is the magical start of a new life.

Make use of this superstition and tell the girl you want to seduce what she can do in the New Year to have an amazing life. Tell her that it is important to have fun. Tell her that she should do what she wants, go on a lot of adventures and experience as much as she can in the short amount of time she has on this earth.

Get her into YOLO-mood and she will please you the whole night.

 

System to Pussy 2015

Now let’s get down to business.

You already know what it takes to get laid on New Year’s Eve but do you also know what it takes to become one of the most successful seducers that this world has ever seen?

To become a man who is confident, fearless and able to approach and seduce every woman he wants it takes a bit more than having sex with a girl who wanted to celebrate this night as if it was her last.

In order to transform from an aspiring Global Seducer into a man who has more pussy juice in his passport than stamps, you have to improve on a consistent basis.

The best way to do this is by forgetting about stupid New Year resolutions and by starting to implement a system in your life that brings you results.

It is time for….

#SystemtoPussy2015

Yes, nowadays everything has to have a hashtag.

 

System vs Goals

What is a system and how can you use it to become a successful seducer?

A system is a step by step approach to success that is far more effective than simply setting a few goals.

When you set goals, you usually don’t think too much about how and when you will reach them. It is New Year’s Eve, you are surrounded by an atmosphere of departure. Motivated as you are, you set all those goals that seem to be unattainable.

It is great if you set yourself the goal to sleep with ten women during the next year, even though you are still a virgin, but have you thought about how you are going to do that?

Probably not…

The first day you will be motivated, the second day you think about how you are going to get ten chicks in your bed and the third day you give up because you don’t even know how you can overcome your fears.

A system addresses exactly this problem. A system consists of small steps and daily routines that you promise yourself to adhere to. These small steps and habits will eventually lead to success. Of course you can also set a few goals inside of your system. Thanks to the fact that you work on yourself every day, you will easily accomplish them.

 

Step By Step Approach

Let’s say having one New Year sex adventure isn’t enough for you and you want to sleep with ten girls during the next year. All you have to do to create a system is to ask yourself which small steps are necessary to achieve this goal.

You have to practice approaching, use the right words, tell the right stories, and you have to learn how to seduce women and you have to learn how to escalate to sex.

All those individual steps are necessary to lead you to success.

Now it is on you to design the system. Write down which actions you will do every day, every week and every month. Write down how many approaches you do every day, how many fear-destroying exercises you do every week and on how many dates you go every month.

All those little steps and goals will transform seemingly unachievable goals into attainable steps. Once you made approaching and seducing women your habit, having sex with ten girls in one year is not that hard anymore.

 

Happy New Year!

Now it is time for me to let you experience your happy New Year sex adventure and to let you think about your system to seduction success in the year 2015.

I am going to hit the road now to meet some friends, to have an amazing time and to have my own happy New Year sex adventure.

I wish you all the very best for the New Year.

I am happy to accompany you in the year 2015 and I would be even happier if you would name your first unwanted child after me that you will only be born, because I convinced you to have a happy New Year sex adventure with some girl who forgot to take the pill.

 

Happy New Year,