Girls in Cologne: Carnival in China

As you may or may not know I was born in the one and only country that deserves to be called a social graveyard. As you can imagine it wasn’t always easy to find amazing girls who are playful and fun to be around.

In fact, I had a really hard time to find those girls. I was mainly surrounded by negative, pessimistic, career-focused and sometimes very manly women who considered smiling as an exhausting activity that should be avoided at all times.

It wasn’t until I traveled to one specific city in my home country that I realized that not all girls are fun killers and that not all girls want to trade an honest and life-affirming smile for a serious face and worries about their pension fund.

There is one city in the Rhine-Ruhr Metropolitan area that is the home of women who love their life and who are not too shy to express their positive feelings. There is one city in which girls are approachable, friendly and in which they don’t always walk like Angela Merkel after a debate with Vladimir Putin.

The magic city that I am talking about is Cologne.

 

If you have never been in bed with one of the wonderful girls in Cologne, you truly missed out on an amazing experience with a sexually open Fräulein.

In case you have never been to Germany, or in case you have only visited Berlin to bang some filthy street hookers for 30 bucks, you should definitely come to this city. A trip to this wonderful city will not only change your perception of German women, it will also make you wonder how it is possible that girls with such a positive vibe can survive in this country.

 

Why Girls in Cologne are Amazing: The Carnival Mentality

When I first visited Cologne I honestly asked myself how it is possible that all the girls are suddenly so friendly. If you are from Berlin you probably don’t know what I am talking about, but for everyone who grew up in the South of Germany, this friendliness and the positive attitude towards life is a complete culture shock.

The girls in Cologne are simply amazing. I might be biased, because it was so refreshing to approach German girls who weren’t looking at me like a deer caught in the headlights. I am pretty sure that there are also one or two Cologne girls who suffer from severe depression, but all in all I can say that the women in this city have what it takes to make you happy from the minute you meet them.

 

The Rheinische Frohnatur

Why are those women so amazing?

Well, in Germany we call their attitude towards life “Rheinische Frohnatur”. If you would translate this expression it would mean something like the cheerful nature of the Rhine. I think it is no secret that the rest of Germany is not particularly known for being cheerful and happy.

The girls in Cologne are not only cheerful and positive when it’s carnival, they have this attitude all over the year.

I have been there in winter, in summer and in spring and whenever I approached women I never got a really nasty rejection.

 

Extremely Approachable

Of course not every single girl I approached jumped in bed with me, but even the ones who had a boyfriend, or a ring on their finger were predominantly polite and respectful. Some of them even told me that they like my direct attitude and that they are surprised that a guy who comes from the South of Germany is so courageous.

The more girls I approached in different German cities, the more I got the feeling that everyone knows that the South sucks ass when it comes to dating.

Cologne girls, on the other hand, are extremely approachable and open. What fascinated me the most was not even the way they reacted to my approach, but the way they behaved on dates.

 

Sexually Open

When I first visited Cologne to hit on girls and to study the dating dynamics in this city I wasn’t as confident as I am today. At this time it still cost me a lot of energy and focus to confidently talk about sexual topics with girls without getting nervous and insecure.

When I was on a date with an Eastern European girl, or a South American girl I usually needed a couple of minutes to finally be comfortable enough  to ask her about her fantasies and her experiences. I knew that women from those cultural backgrounds are not ashamed to talk about that stuff.

With German girls it was a bit different.

 

Good luck trying to talk about sexual fantasies with a German girl who tells you that her biggest passion is to work in the controlling department of a middle-sized company.

That’s not that easy as a greenhorn.

The amazing thing about the girls in Cologne was that I didn’t need any time to get comfortable talking about sexual topics. I could feel the sexual energy from the moment I approached them. Something was different and I can’t even describe it on a logical level, but Cologne girls are very open when it comes to sexuality. That makes leading them through the seduction process a lot easier.

                                                                                                                    

Don’t Go to Cologne if

Now that I told you how awesome Cologne is, it is time to list a few reasons why you shouldn’t go there. Not every city is for everyone and I am pretty sure that there are some guys who would hate this city, even though I hope that you are not one of them.

You really shouldn’t go to Cologne if…

 

You Like Serious Women

Cologne is a pretty bad place to travel to if you are into serious women. You might think that I want to take the piss out of you, but I actually know quite a few guys who hate playful girls.

Okay, I also hate playful girls when they are completely shitfaced and when they hang out in clubs all night, but other than that I like fun, humorous and playful girls. Don’t make the mistake and confuse fun and sexually open girls with emotionally broken party girls with too many daddy issues.

What if you neither want to spend your time with drunk party girls, nor with playful and fun women?

Well, then you are probably into serious, quiet, shy or very rational women. I won’t judge you for your preferences.

If that’s what you want then more power to you!

 

Finding those girls is very easy if you visit cities like Stuttgart or Karlsruhe in the South of Germany, but you will have a hard time finding those girls in Cologne.

 

You like Alternative Hippie Women

What if you are into alternative hippie women?

Well, the girls in Cologne are not particularly known for their alternative style. If you want to meet alternative girls who embrace vegetarian food, yoga, poetry slams and if you are really lucky tantra, you should better go to Berlin.

In Berlin you’ll find this type of woman on every street corner.

Berlin is like heaven for a guy who is into hippie chicks who have more hair around their vagina than on their head.

Go for them if that’s your thing, but don’t waste your time looking for them in Cologne.

 

You are Afraid of Competition

What if you want to travel to a city in which you have absolutely no competition and in which you can be quite sure that the girls you approach have never been approached like this before?

If you dream about a place where daygame is a unique activity that no one has ever heard of, you shouldn’t go to cologne. If you want to stand in front of giggling girls who can’t believe that you just approached them, you also shouldn’t go to this city.

The competition doesn’t sleep and in Cologne you definitely have some good competitors.

 

The first company I stumbled upon who taught direct game in Germany was a company that was founded in this city. One of the most successful dating coaches in Germany who was in countless TV shows lives in this city.

The good news is that the girls in Cologne are friendly and sexually open, but the bad news is that you are most likely not the first guy who approaches them. The pickup community in cologne is very active and there are a lot of competitors who might be attracted to the same woman.

If you are too afraid of competition you should rather go back to mommy and not to Cologne. If you, however, have the balls to compete against others in the fight for the most beautiful girls, you should pack your suitcase and travel to this amazing city.

What am I even talking about? You are a Global Seducer. I know that you have the balls to compete against others and I also know that you will win.

 

Go To Cologne if

What are other reasons to hit on all the sexy girls in Cologne, besides the obvious fact that you will win against your competitors?

I already told you that the women in this city are very approachable, playful, fun and extremely sexually open. Those are all good reasons to visit this city. However, there are two other reasons that will help you with your decision, at least when you are free at a certain time and when you are into a certain type of women.

 

You Are into Chinese Girls

In case you are into Asian girls you should go to Cologne…now!

Yes, you heard right.

When I visited this city for the first time I thought I was in Shanghai.

There are Chinese girls everywhere. In one article from a German newspaper I read that there are over 23.000 Chinese students in Cologne. I don’t know if this number is correct but from all the Chinese people I have seen by walking through this city I assume that there are even more.

I think I don’t have to tell you that Asian girls who are abroad for the first time of their life are very promiscuous. It is no secret that girls from countries with traditional moral values tend to go wild, once they are away from their protective parents.

Her parents are thousands of miles away and daddy will never know what she does with you. Have fun with sexually open Chinese students who crave for some mind-blowing sex after they studied for ten hours straight.

When I think about all the stuff that I did with this one Chinese girl in London I am pretty happy about this whole “daddy will never know” thing.

 

You Have Holidays in February

What’s the best time to hit on girls in Cologne, no matter if they are German or Chinese?

The best time to go there is carnival.

Carnival in Rio might be famous for the naked women but carnival in Cologne is famous for the promiscuous women.

From all the people who go to carnival there are maybe 10% who actually like it. The rest either goes there because they don’t want to be an outsider or because they want to get laid.

I can confidently say:

“It really doesn’t matter how you look or how good your seduction skills are. You WILL get laid if you go to Cologne during carnival.”

Carnival is full of drunk, horny women who didn’t just dress up as sexy cats, because they couldn’t find another costume.

I am honest with you. I absolutely hate carnival, but I am also a weird guy who hates being around drunk people and who can’t stand party girls.

Maybe you are like me, maybe you are not.

Due to the fact that there is a 50% chance that you would absolutely love to bang some horny and drunk girls in Cologne during the carnival season, I simply couldn’t keep it a secret that this is the best time to get laid in this city.

Click here to get more tips on how to date & get laid.

 

Summed Up Wisdom

How are the girls in Cologne and is this city worth a visit? Well, the city itself is already worth a visit but all the attractive, friendly and sexually open girls make it even more worthwhile to go there. The people who live in this city have the cheerful nature of the Rhine and the girls are not an exception of this rule. They are extremely approachable and the majority of them are astonishingly confident when it comes to sexual topics.

Even though I believe that it is hard to find men who are not interested in seducing girls in Cologne, you might be one of them if you are into serious girls or into alternative hippie women. In this case Southern Germany and Berlin are definitely the better options.

Why should you go to this city? Well, sexually open, friendly and playful girls are already a go reason. In case this is not enough for you, you should visit this city if you are into Chinese girls and if you have holidays during the carnival season. The Chinese girls you’ll approach will be more than happy to go wild once they are miles away from their daddies. During the carnival season they are even hornier.