Freaky Stuff to Say to Your Girlfriend

Are you ready to bring your relationship to the next level by using a few magic words?

Let’s face the truth. Saying the right things to the women they are together with is an art that most men haven’t mastered yet.

It could be so easy to use a few words to transform a struggling relationship into an amazing one. Unfortunately, every time I talk with guys about using words that have the power to improve any relationship, I just look into baffled faces who don’t believe a freaking word I say.

Sometimes I get the feeling that a lot of men who are in relationships say the wrong things at the wrong time.

Do you really want to be one of the guys whose girlfriend rolls her eyes every time you say something?

No you don’t. That’s why you have to upgrade your knowledge in terms of freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend, instead of saying stuff to her that forces her to freak out.

Freaky Stuff You Should Not Say to Your Girlfriend

Using the right words has the power to transform any dull relationship into an amazing adventure, but it seems as if most men learn from the wrong role models when they try to come up with freaky stuff that they can say to their girlfriends.

Besides “I had sex with your mother and the condom broke” and “I am sorry but I think I am gay” there are a few other things that you should never say to a girl you want to continue to fornicate with.

I believe that a lot of men would instinctively know what they should say and what they shouldn’t say if they wouldn’t stand under the influence of Hollywood movies.

Be Careful What You Say to Your Girlfriend

Nearly all men watch movies, most of the guys who watch them are addicted to them and from all the guys who are addicted to them, there is a large percentage who thinks that those movies shows how sex should be.

Yesterday, I met a friend who was very excited because he bought some tickets for Wrestlemania. He was excited and told me that he can’t wait to see all those guys “fight”. When I then told him that wrestling is nothing but a studied choreography, just like ballet, he refused to believe me.

It is the same problem that a lot of guys have with movies.

Just because a woman in a movie smiles when some guy treats her bad doesn’t mean that women enjoy this in real life.

The only goal of movies is to sell us men an illusion. if you would actually implement what they say, having a girlfriend will soon be nothing but an illusion for you.

You Complete Me

Let’s focus on the complete opposite of movies. Even though Hollywood movies are by far not as humiliating for women as most hardcore movies, they are still a major reason why guys talk a lot of stuff that girls can’t hear anymore.

When I think back to my nice guy phase, I see an insecure and deluded young man who thought that the best way to win a girl’s heart is by acting like those desperate main characters in Hollywood movies. I was convinced that saying things like “you complete me” or “I love you until the end of time” would be the fastest way into a girl’s panties.

I am sure she will love the fact that you are just half a person without her

No wonder I was still a virgin with 18.

It doesn’t matter at which stage of the relationship you are. Saying stuff like that will always sound cheesy. Telling your girlfriend that you love her is absolutely fine but telling her that she completes you while the tears run down your eyes might be a bit too much for her.

Examples of Freaky Stuff to Say to Your Girlfriend

Before you think that I only share the stuff with you that you shouldn’t say to your girlfriend, unless you want to end up alone or lose one of your balls, I want you to bear with me for a moment.

There is a lot of freaky stuff that you can say to your girlfriend, which can make your relationship better…way better.

Of course none of the following examples can be found in any movies with James Deen or Ben Stiller.

Let’s have a look at the stuff that really works when you want to spice up your relationship.

Hey Beautiful!

Telling your girlfriend that she is beautiful can be more powerful than you might think.

Even though women hate needy men who tell them that they are the reincarnation of an ancient female goddess who came down on this earth to bring light to this planet, they love it when a guy tells them that they are beautiful. They love it even more when this guy is important to them, which you hopefully are when you are her boyfriend.

If girls wouldn’t love to be told that they are beautiful, they wouldn’t wear makeup, tight dresses and sexy lingerie. In case saying “you are beautiful” is not exactly what you have imagined under freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend, you have to continue reading. This was only the beginning.

Do You Know What I Think About Right Now?

This leaves a lot of room for interpretation and you can basically say it in every situation. It is especially appealing to whisper this question in her ear when you are at a public place at which it would be inappropriate for her to think about sex.

She definitely wants to know what you are thinking right now. her smile reveals it…

If you say it with a seductive voice, she will instantly know that you think about her in every imaginable position. She will think about all the stuff that you want to do with her and the more inappropriate the situation is, the hornier she will get.

You Look good!

Let’s take “you are beautiful” to the next level by communicating to her that she turns you on. The number one fear of every girl is that her boyfriend loses his attraction for her. Take this fear away by letting her know that you think she is sexy.

You can basically say this sentence whenever you want, but I think the best situation is when she just gets undressed before she goes to bed or takes a shower. By saying this you will definitely have sex before she closes her eyes with a satisfied smile.

Don’t stop Doing That!

Let’s jump straight into the bedroom. Imagine you are having sex in the (reverse) cowgirl position and your girlfriend is riding you like a rodeo champion. The last thing that she wants to look at while she is on top of you is your bored face that looks as if you would fall asleep every second.

If your girlfriend makes the effort to satisfy you in bed you should be so kind and reward her for her effort.

Tell her that you love what she is doing and that she shouldn’t stop doing it.

The only situation in which you should say “stop doing that!” is when she starts to bite your D.

You Taste So Good!

If you think I haven’t shared enough freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend by now, it is time to go down on her. In case you think that your girlfriend smells like a fishing cutter down there you can alternatively lick her under the shower.

After you have washed her vagaga with every lotion you have, it shouldn’t be that hard for you to tell her that she tastes so delicious.

Of course you can also say this to her if she doesn’t taste that yummy. Saying it will turn her on and thereby she will get off faster than usually. This might be exactly what you want.

You Dirty Little Sluut!

Women love rough sex. When I wrote about how to have amazing sex I already said that women want to be your dirty little sluut in bed and that they can only allow themselves to live out their sexual fantasies, when they found a man who can handle their wild side.

She wants to unleash her wild side. Are you the one who allows her to do it?

Be that man and allow your girlfriend to unleash her inner sluut.

Just don’t tell her that she is your little sluut when she has tears of joy in her eyes because you have the most romantic sex you ever had.

What Do You Want Me to Do With You?

A sexually fulfilling relationship always consists of a dominant male energy and a submissive female energy. Even though you have the natural desire to lead a woman and she has the natural desire to follow your lead, you can allow her to take over the lead during sex.

Women enjoy it to get taken by a man, but I also know some girls who dream about being in bed with a man who does everything they want him to do.

Ask her what she wants you to do with her and enjoy the role play.

Do What You Want With Me!

Another way of driving your girlfriend crazy, especially if she has the fantasy to be a bit more dominant in the bedroom, is to tell her that she can do with you whatever she wants.

You can also do this if your girlfriend is submissive. In this case she will probably go down on you, or she might spread her legs and tell you to take her. Either way, you will enjoy the night.

Take it Off!

Are you ready for more freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend that shows that you are the leader between the sheets?

Every woman who is honest with you will tell you that she is turned on by a dominant man.

The easiest way to see her breasts is to tell her that she should show them to you

One of the best ways to show dominance in the bedroom is by giving her orders.

The combination of a determined facial expression and a simple “take it off!” can be enough to make her juices flow.

You Know What I Will Do With You Later!

In the same way as “do you know what I think about right now?” this sentence ranks among the examples of freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend that is most powerful in situations where you can’t have sex and shouldn’t even be talking about this delicate topic.

This sentence implicates that you want to do a lot of naughty stuff with her, but what exactly you are going to do with her depends on her imagination.

Good Girl!

Are you ready for the most powerful example of freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend?

Two words are enough to make your girlfriend addicted to you and you.

“Good girl!”

If you say this sentence while she is pleasing you, she will instantly feel a reward for satisfying you, which will motivate her even more to do a great job between the sheets.

However, women always want to maintain the “good girl image” and there is nothing that women are more afraid of than being labeled as a sluut (in a judgmental way).

By telling her that she is a good girl while she is releasing her inner sluut, she will instantly feel respected and cherished for something that other guys would judge her for. This is extremely powerful and can transform every boring relationship into a never-ending stream of satisfaction.

Why Saying Freaky Stuff Can Save Your Relationship

I really thought about ending the article here, but then I would have the feeling to withhold something very important from you. I know that I mentioned some negative and a lot of positive examples, but I still haven’t talked about why saying freaky stuff to your girlfriend has the power to save your relationship.

That’s what I am going to do now.

Of course saying those things has the main purpose to make her juices flow. Nevertheless, the freaky examples I just gave you can be used in every situation of a relationship.

Create a Playful Atmosphere

You might not even need to say freaky stuff to your girlfriend because your relationship is already good. However, just because your relationship is good doesn’t mean that it can’t get any better.

Using a few freaky sentences can easily lead to a more playful atmosphere.

I hope you know that a playful atmosphere is also a way of foreplay

This playful atmosphere can then lead to more playfulness and pleasure in the bedroom. You should try it.

End an Argument

Are you sick and tired of arguing with your girlfriend?

Do you long for a harmonic relationship without any arguments?

Great, then read through all the examples of freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend that I have listed above and choose something that you can say the next time she wants to argue with you.

How about this:

Whenever her head looks like a tomato right before the explosion, you just have to ask her “do you know what I think about right now?”

Walk up to her, smile in a seductive way and kiss her by using your tongue as your close-quarters weapon.

I guarantee you that the fight will continue…in the sheets.

Fulfill Her Sexual Fantasies

Do you have a girlfriend who loves to get dominated by you?

Then call her a dirty little sluut and fulfill her desire.

Does your girlfriend have the fantasy to live out her dominant side from time to time?

Then tell her that she can do with you whatever she wants and enjoy how she gets wild.

Every single example that I have mentioned in this article offers a platform to fulfill your and especially her sexual fantasies.

If you really love your girlfriend and if you want to keep her in your life, you should use your words to make her crave for you.

The fastest way to make a woman addicted to you is by her like she has never been satisfied before and by fulfilling all her sexual fantasies.

Use the freaky stuff that you have just learned to fulfill her sexual fantasies and she will never want to leave your side.

Don’t you agree that a girlfriend like her would make you feel incredible?

Find out how you can get her!

Summed Up Wisdom

Do you want some examples of freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend? Well, don’t use and Hollywood movies and as your inspiration and you are good to go. Say things that are sexual and that leave some space for her imagination.

Telling her that she looks beautiful and sexy is always good. Telling her how much she turns you on through her looks, her actions, or the taste of her is also a guaranteed ticket to a fulfilled sex life. If she wants to be your submissive sluut you should tell her what to do and in case she wants to live out her dominant fantasies you can allow her that by telling her to do what she wants with you. Just make sure that she is still your good girl, even if she does bad things with you.

Why are all those examples of freaky stuff to say to your girlfriend so useful? This stuff is so powerful because it can rescue a relationship at any stage. The correct words can lead to a playful interaction, end a fight and create a platform to fulfill your sexual desires. That’s exactly what a happy relationship needs.