Let’s be honest.
You don’t really want to date Ecuadorian girls. You’re terrified of meeting them on this online dating site. Admit it. I know that it’s true.
Empty your mind. You’re not the only one who read about the ugly, stuck up, and spoiled Ecuadorian princess. It seems to me that one guy had a terrible experience and boom…everyone and their grandmother jumped on the bandwagon.
Have a look at the real dating traps in this country and decide for yourself if you want do date or dump Ecuadorian women…
1. Easiness in the South and Flawless Bodies in the North
I know why you hesitate.
You’ve been to Peru and you’ve been to Colombia. You dated local girls in both countries. Now you want to check out what’s in between these two South American pearls.
Don’t even go there.
Dating Ecuadorian women can be an incredible experience. But you won’t value this experience if you compare apples and oranges.
No, the women in Quito, Guayaquil and Cuenca are not as easy as the chicas in Peru. However, you can meet hundreds of women (I’ll show you how) who want to meet and date you. And no, they are not as sexy as the girls in Colombia. I’m sorry. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t meet stunning girls.
Open your mind and your eyes. Then you will see their true beauty.
2. You Either Love or Hate Indigenous Ecuadorian Girls
Yes, you will see their true beauty, but only if you’re like me.
Call me a weirdo. Call me insane. Or throw your smartphone against the wall. I don’t care. I admit that I have a thing for indigenous women. Dating Amerindian girls makes me feel like Christopher Columbus.
Shit, maybe I should see a therapist.
Anyway, here’s the truth about the genes of the women you’ll meet:
Maybe you want to date white or mestizo girls. That’s fine, even though it can be challenging (see point 4). The hot Ecuadorian women who are really crazy about gringos are the Amerindians and the mestizo who got more from their Indigenous mom than from their Caucasian daddy.
They love white men.
The question is: Do you love them?
3. You Can’t Date an Ecuadorian Tribal Girl
What if you’re into Indigenous women and you want to take it one step further?
No, don’t date a tribal girl!
That’s a terrible, terrible idea. I don’t care if it’s one of your secret fantasies. Dating indigenous girls in one of the big cities or beach towns is totally fine. She knows how to use a phone, a laptop and toilet paper (sorry for that image).
What about real tribal girls?
Well, if you’re lucky and you survive your trip to the heart of the Amazon jungle, you can date one of the following types of girls:
Please remember that a lot of these girls are illiterate, don’t attend school, and don’t have any clue about Western culture, traditions, and lifestyle.
Stick to the Indigenous girls in the cities or seduce white chicks…
4. White and Beautiful Ecuadorian Women Are Stuck Up
Oh, the white girls.
Some of the most beautiful women in the country have white skin. And they know it. The local guys constantly remind them of their beauty. They whistle, they smile, they smile more, and they cry when they get rejected over and over again. But they don’t give up.
Kudos to the persistent Ecuadorian man...
But why does he have to make it so hard for us gringos?
Let’s face the truth:
It’s really hard to seduce a Caucasian Ecuadorian woman.
I mean, she doesn’t give a damn about the fact that you’re white. She’s whiter. She also doesn’t care that you’re from the USA. She’s been there multiple times. She’s high-so, you know. And her throat hurts from rejecting one guy after another.
She belongs to the sough-after 7%. You better up your game.
5. It’s Hard to Find Ecuadorian Models (It’s Even Harder to Resist Them)
What about the real stunners?
- 1Fernanda Cornejo was Miss International 2011.
- 2Erika Velez is so sexy…I don’t even have words for it.
- 3Adriana Sanchez is so hot that Marcelo Delgado knocked her up.
In other words, you can meet stunning women in Ecuador. Nobody can deny that. However, I don’t want to lie to you. You won’t meet as many stunners as in other parts of South America.
You’re not in Colombia.
If you expect to see one model after another while walking down the Calle La Ronda, you will be disappointed. You have to look closer. And you have to know where to find them.
Here’s how I did it…
6. Most Men Don’t Know that THIS is the Best Ecuadorian Dating Site
I was blown away. I couldn’t believe my own eyes.
I didn’t expect Ecuador to be on the list of the most popular countries on Latin American Cupid, the largest South American dating site. Heck, the last thing I expected was that the women in this country are more popular than Mexico and Peru.
So much to the easy Peruvian girls…
It turns out that you can meet thousands of beautiful, young women from all parts of the country on this dating site.
Do you know what’s best?
Believe it or not, but I only searched for girls between the age of 18 and 23. And I received more than 1000 matches. It seem like not all Ecuadorian women are aloof.
7. Ecuadorian Women Trade High Heels and Skirt for Jeans and Sneakers
This is a hard pill to swallow.
You won’t see any of that on your first date with an Ecuadorian girl. Okay, she might dress up for the date. But that’s her only dress. The national uniform for the women in this country is jeans and sneakers.
“WTF? Am I in the States?”
Well, kind of. She’s not as overweight as your average American woman, but her sense of “style” can definitely compete. She’s not your typical Latina, more the girl-next-door prototype. Maybe you like it. Maybe you don’t.
Anyways, you have to survive without long legs in high heels.
8. Hot Ecuadorian Girls Speak a Language You Don’t Understand
What are some languages spoken in Ecuador besides Spanish?
Well, you can try to learn Quichua. Let me know once you are fluent. But seriously, English is spoken by a lot of local women, especially in Quito and Guayaquil. You can definitely meet more English-speaking Ecuadorian women than Cuban women.
There’s just one big problem:
The local slang can be a bit tricky. Don’t worry. You can use your high school Spanish. They don’t speak too fast. They just use a couple of weird words:
Remember these words and you’ll be fine:
Aninado – a wealthy person (literally: spoiled)
Serrano – a mountain person (no, not the ham)
Mono – Costal person (literally: monkey…and yes, it’s racist)
Coco – virgin (remember that one)
Impress her with one or two slang words and she won’t stay a Coco for too long.
9. Ecuadorian Girls Eat Food You Want to Pet
Dating in Ecuador is traditional.
You meet each other, you eat something, and then you puke your lungs out. Or maybe that’s just me. I don’t know.
How would you react if you find one of these cute little fellas on your plate?
I already told you in other articles that my Spanish skills are very limited. And yes, I ordered “cuy” and no, I had no freaking idea what it means. Now I know.
I hope you don’t have to run to the bathroom on your first date.
10. Guayaquil Is Home to the Most Beautiful Ecuadorian Women
Everyone heads to Quito. I didn’t.
Not because I’m rebellious and too cool for the traditional tourist places. Nope, that’s not the reason. I stayed away from Quito because I talked to some of my closest friends (all travel junkies) before my trip. All but one told me that Quito is overrun by backpackers and that I can meet more beautiful women in Guayaquil.
I believed them and went to Guayaquil.
Like I said, I haven’t been to Quito. But it must be true. The women in Guayaquil were gorgeous. What about all the ugly Ecuadorian women? I didn’t see many of them. Now I believe the myth. Guayaquil is home to the most beautiful women of this country.
11. Montanita Has the Sexiest Gringo Hunters
Montanita in one word: Paradise
It really is a paradise. This small coastal town is located in the province of Santa Elena. You can take a taxi or a bus from Guayaquil. It takes between two and three hours. This small town was once the center of the local hippie movement. Nowadays, it’s a popular destination for surfers and for sexy gringo hunters.
Yep, Montanita has the sexiest gringo hunters in the country.
I had the feeling that none of the hot Ecuadorian babes that visit this place cares about surfing. Of course, you see a lot of surfer girls. But they are mostly female gringos. The local girls are here for something else.
They are coming for you.
12. The American Gym Culture Has Not Reached Ecuador
Let’s say you’re looking for Ecuadorian women for marriage.
More power to you! I hope you’ll find your dream girl. I’m sure she’s waiting for you online. But I’m also sure she has never been near a gym.
“Who cares?” you might say.
Well, you don’t, at least not now. She’s only 25. Her body looks perfect. You can’t get enough of her soft brown skin and delicious curves. It doesn’t matter that the American gym culture has not reached this South American country.
What about ten years from now?
Maybe you’re lucky and she doesn’t age.
Or you’re not so lucky. When I told one of the girls I met online that I’m about to go to the gym, she replied with “por que?”
13. The Roman Catholic Beliefs of Your Ecuadorian Bride
Some Ecuadorian brides are sexually open, ready to experiment, and kinkier than a Japanese porn actress. Others aren’t. And there’s a reason why.
Ecuadorian women are pretty traditional when it comes to sex.
Remember that you’re not in Brazil. She won’t kiss you after five minutes. And no, you’re also not in the Dominican Republic. She won’t sleep with you on the first date.
Are you a Catholic?
You will love the ladies in this country because 90% are Catholic. Now you know the reason why they are so reserved.
14. Ecuadorian Girls Live with Their Parents Until They Get Married
Imagine you meet a hot Ecuadorian babe online.
Reserved is not the perfect word to describe her. Of course, she attends church on Sunday. But she only does it for her parents. She’s a good girl…when she’s with them. When she’s with you, she’s naughty. She wants to do all kinds of crazy things with you.
But you made one crucial mistake:
You booked a hotel and not an apartment.
She doesn’t want to go with you. Going to a hotel? With a foreigner? That’s what hookers do! She’s not a hooker. She would love to take you to her place. But she doesn’t live alone. She’s one of the 97% of Ecuadorian girls who live with their parents until they get married.
There’s just one option:
You have to move out of that damn hotel and rent an apartment. Oh, and don’t forget to make sure that she’s home before midnight. Her dad doesn’t care that she’s 24. In his eyes, she’s still a child and children have a curfew.
15. The Local Guys Push Ecuadorian Girls to Online Dating
There’s one more dating trap you can fall into.
In case you’ve been to Colombia, you’ve already shaken hands with it. You guessed it. I’m talking about flaking. Thousands of beautiful Ecuadorian singles are lonely and longing for love. And hundreds of them will flake on the first date.
How is that possible?
Remember what I said earlier. The beautiful women in this country, the ones you want, get chased. They get chased by the local guys and guess what? Latino men are not good at accepting “no” for an answer.
That’s why they are looking online.
Joining an online dating site allows them to hide from the men they don’t want and to contact the men they really want. And they will contact you. That’s for sure.
What are you waiting for?
Summed Up Wisdom
Be honest. You’ve read so many articles and forum posts about the terrible and ugly Ecuadorian women that you don’t even want to meet them anymore. Why don’t you check out my Latin American Cupid review, join the dating site for FREE, and see it with your own eyes? The Ecuadorian girls I talked to online are stunning.
That’s not all. If you stay away from Quito and focus on Guayaquil and Montanita, you can meet incredibly beautiful women whose favorite sport is gringo hunting. Of course, the girls are not as easy as in Peru and not as flawless as in Colombia. But you won’t be disappointed.
What if you are looking for Ecuadorian brides? Well, you should know that these ladies are Catholic. If you’re looking for a kinky slut, you’ll get disappointed. However, if you’re looking for a loyal wife, you might meet her soon.