Dear Future Husband (Don’t End Up Like This)

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers and listen to Meghan Trainor’s “dear future husband”.

The fact that we no longer have free speech, that our education system is still stuck in the 19^th century and that a music video from a chubby blonde who sings about humiliating her perfect future husband has over 6 million views on YouTube are not the only sings that the West is in decline.

But that’s not even the worst.

The worst is that there are way too many women (and men) who take this shit seriously.

I usually don’t like to bash the work of other people. Everyone who has ever worked together with me knows that I respect the work of others, even when I disagree with it.

However, when I watched the music video of “dear future husband” for the very first time I realized that I had to do something to stop this insanity.

 

Why the “Dear Future Husband” Message is Pure Poison

After I read dozens of comments under the video, in which even men said that they agree with the message of the song, I was completely shocked.

What message?

Well, the message that a handsome male model should chase after a below-average attractive woman with severe psychological issues. Oh, and the message that every spoilt girl who acts crazier than Miley Cyrus on stage deserves a perfect husband, even though she can’t cook, expects obedience and claims to be always right.

Do you know the saddest thing about this stupid song and its retarded message?

That there are in fact men who believe this crap and who live this song!

As you hopefully know my vision is to provide you with the right beliefs, skills and knowledge that allow you to overcome your fears, to attract the women of your dreams and to have incredibly fulfilling relationships with the most beautiful women that this world has to offer.

I want to help you to break out of this cage of social conditioning that you and millions of other men are trapped in. I want to support you on your journey towards becoming a life-affirming man and seducer. I want to help you to become a man who is intelligent, skillful and confident enough to NOT fall for the “dear future husband lie”.

 

Why You Shouldn’t Do What Meghan Wants You to Do

Why do you think I do what I do?

If you think that I write all those articles for you, because I see it as a way to get rich, you have to think again. At the moment I earn zero bucks with this site, so I definitely don’t do it for the money.

I do it because I want to help you. I do it because I want to wake you up.

 

I do it because your progress, your success and your achievements make me proud and happy.

I do it because I am sick and tired of walking along the street and looking into the eyes of men who are desperate, lonely and who have given up on women, dating and on life. I do it because I cringe whenever I see a guy whose fat and aggressive girlfriend humiliates him in public while he thinks that this behavior is normal. Unfortunately, it has become normal for a lot of guys.

Overcoming your fear of women, learning how to approach hot girls and discovering how to make them so horny that they want to jump on you is the first step towards a better life. But it’s only one side of the coin.

As soon as you turn around that coin you see the inscription “relationship choices”. This side involves learning how to choose the right girl, how to maintain a happy relationship and how to not make the mistake to end up in a relationship with a girl who is pure poison.

I have already covered a lot of these topics in the following articles:

The types of girls you should avoid

The signs that she is girlfriend material

The secrets to a happy relationship 

Even though I already covered a lot, listening to “dear future husband” motivated me to show you exactly what kind of girl you should avoid like the plague to keep your sanity, your money and your dignity.

Analyzing the lyrics of this artistic vomit will help you to find out what kind of girl you should NOT date and definitely NOT settle down with

 

How to Avoid the Biggest Mistake of Your Life by Listening to Meghan Trainor

“What’s the biggest mistake you can possibly make as a man?”

If you would ask me this question I would say that the biggest mistake a man can make is to settle down with the wrong woman.

I said it before and now I am going to say it again: I am NOT against settling down.

When you have found a beautiful, intelligent, supportive and emotionally healthy woman who you love and who loves you, I am the last person on earth who would say that you shouldn’t settle down with her.

Cherish your amazing relationship, pop out some beautiful babies, call all of them Sebastian (especially your daughters) and enjoy your life!

 

The big problem is that there are millions of men who settle for less. There are millions of men who settle down with women who are not good for them.

Let’s have a look at how to spot such a poisonous woman by listening to the exact words that Meghan Trainor uses in her terrible song “dear future husband”.

 

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

 

What can you learn from this?

Whenever you meet a girl who wants to be your girlfriend, you should think twice before you get into a relationship with her. Don’t make the popular mistake that so many other men make and call her your girlfriend, just because she is willing to spread her legs for you.

What’s even worse is when you put a ring on her finger, just because you see her as your only chance to get laid without paying for it. Be warned. You wouldn’t be the first guy who buys a diamond ring in the hope of having a vagina for the rest of his life.

Be very careful when it comes to choosing the right gilfriend. If you ingore this advice you can already practice singing the following song:

 

Take me on a date
I deserve a bae
And don’t forget the flowers every anniversary
‘Cause if you’ll treat me right
I’ll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

 

Oh yeah, don’t forget the flowers every anniversary. And don’t forget the expensive Valentine’s Day gift, the necklace for her birthday and to pay for her whenever you take her on a date to an expensive restaurant. You are her bae and she deserves to be treated right.

Do you know why? Because when you treat her right she will eventually be nice enough to buy groceries, even though she will refuse to cook (we’ll get to that later). And when you are a really good puppy she even buys you whatever you need….of course with your credit card.

Please don’t fall for this crap. Megan Trainor only repeats what countless Hollywood movies already tried to hammer in your brain.

“Be a nice guy, support the big corporations by buying her expensive gifts and be happy if she doesn’t complain about the fact that you bought her a handbag for $200 instead of $400!”

I have one very important rule that I live by and if you want to end up in a relationship with a girl who loves YOU and not your money, you should live by the same rule:

Don’t pay for her stuff. Don’t do it on the first date and don’t do it on the tenth wedding anniversary. Only pay for something when you really want it and not when she expects it. A girl who expects you to pay for her stuff is not together with you because she loves you, but because she loves to get pampered by you.

 

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don’t be thinking I’ll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

 

I already told you that the days were women could cook are long gone. Today they drink like their fathers and thanks to Megan Trainor more than 6 million people who listened to this crap on YouTube are proud of that fact.

 

Call me old fashioned, call me a prick, call me whatever you want, but I haven’t yet met a self-confident man who even considered for one second to settle down with a woman who drinks more than she cooks.

Sorry ladies, but a man with options will eventually settle down with a girl who learned to cook and who loves to take care of him. Unless you want your children to live on McDonalds and to become fatter than Rebel Wilson, settling down with a woman who refuses to cook is a very stupid idea.

 

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I’m acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright

 

What a great idea. As soon as your chronically depressed wife screams at you for not having cooked the right dish, you simply tell her that everything’s alright. Yep, that’s the scene that is displayed in the music video, minute 1:05 to be exact.

I can’t stress it enough:

Don’t ever, ever end up in a relationship with a crazy girl. I don’t care if she takes antidepressants because her job as an accountant is so stressful and I also don’t care if she only screams at you when she is on her period.

If she shows any signs of being crazy, you should not date her. I already have one friend who ruined his life by marrying a psycho. You don’t have to make the same mistake.

 

Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin’
Tell me I’m beautiful each and every night

 

Are you ready for another awesome dating tip from Meghan Trainor?

No matter if your girlfriend is overweight or just downright unattractive – tell her how beautiful she is. Do this each and every night and eventually you might be lucky enough to get that special lovin’.

According to modern mainstream pop music you are only worthy of sex if you tell her how beautiful she is, even though she isn’t and if you kiss her ass, even though you don’t want to. What a wonderful world we live in.

 

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I’ll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I’m never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

 

This verse makes me so sad. The reason why it makes me so sad is that there are so many men who actually do what she preaches. I can actually see my old self in those poisonous lines.

I really believed that all you have to do to make a woman happy is to apologize whenever she gets upset. Today I would never ever date a girl who is crazy enough to think that she is never wrong and that I have to apologize for her being a psycho.

The daunting truth is that there are a lot of men who are trapped in unfulfilling relationships with women who have the same thoughts as Meghan Trainor. Thanks to the popularity of this song, there are probably even more women who believe this crap than there were before this song was released.

In case you are together with a girl who expects you to apologize whenever she acts crazy, you have to read this article.

 

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don’t leave me lonely
And know we’ll never see your family more than mine

 

What is it like to be in a relationship?

Forget about you’re your business, your passions and your hobbies. You have to make time for her whenever you can and you have to visit her family whenever she wants, even if you hate her mom.

What did you say? You rather want to hang out with your family?

Forget about that. Before you are allowed to visit your own family, you have to visit hers. Why? Because she says so and you better obey!

I actually don’t have any words for this amount of ignorance…

 

I’ll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don’t have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

 

I really thought it couldn’t get any worse after the last verse.

Well, I was wrong.

I mean, I don’t give a shit if she wants to sleep on the left side of the bed, but I do give a shit about the fact that she conditions over six million YouTube viewers to believe that it is NOT okay to want sex with your girlfriend.

I know that there will be some people who are going to say that I am exaggerating and that these lines are just “fun”, but do you even realize how sick that is?

You should be a “classy” guy who doesn’t even think about sex and if you behave like her submissive slave you might get a kiss. Don’t have a dirty mind, but buy her the most expensive ring you can find.

Call me crazy, but I think that planting those words in any woman’s subconscious mind should be forbidden. I don’t even want to think about the future of all the young girls who listen to this song all day long. They will all end up in very unhappy relationships with nasty divorces and a lot of cats. That’s for sure.

 

My advice:

Don’t even think about putting a ring on her finger if she doesn’t want to have sex with you. Hell, don’t even think about calling her your girlfriend if she thinks that having a dirty mind is something bad.

You can only have a happy and healthy relationship when you are together with a woman who desires you and who wants you to desire her.

Mutual sexual attraction is the key to every happy relationship. Affection in exchange for obedience is the key to unhappiness.

 

The Moral of The Story

I usually call this last part of the article “summed up wisdom”, but when you have a look at Meghan Trainor’s verbal diarrhea you won’t be able to find any wisdom that can be summed up.

That’s why I decided to name this last part the moral of the story and here it is:

Don’t ever, ever, ever date Meghan Trainor and/or a girl who believes in what she says.

Instead, learn how to get the hottests girls in this world!