It has been more than 1000 days since my trip to South America. That was the last time I looked into the eyes of a beautiful Uruguayan girl.
I met her at a bar in Rio de Janeiro and I had many questions.
She told me everything about Uruguayan women.
She also told me about José Mujica, her president at the time. This man who is also called the last hero of politics or the poorest president is one of a kind. He donated 90% of his salary to charity and supported the legalization of marijuana. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg.
I’m still fascinated by this man. But what fascinates me even more is that this 19-year-old-girl claimed that she and her girlfriends are just like him.
I listened to every word she said…
Uruguayan Girls are as Beautiful as Jose Mujica’s Heart
First, she told me how much she loves José Mujica. Then she told me that Uruguayan women are so sexy because of their white skin.
I thought she was drunk.
Why did she say that the local girls are beautiful because of their WHITE skin?
I honestly didn’t know that 88% of the population is white and only 8% mestizo.
Now I understand why she was so pissed when I look at her like a deer in the headlights and said “you are from Uruguay?” when she told me that she lives in Montevideo. I thought she was kidding me. It turns out that she was right. You can meet a lot of stunning girls in her country.
This is the Only Approach that Works with Uruguayan Women
Don’t even think about making an indirect approach.
I don’t know if the direct attitude of José Mujica is the reason, but the women of Uruguay have sensitive bullshit detectors. She knows when you’re full of shit.
Just be straightforward. Tell her what you think.
“You look absolutely stunning” works better than “sorry, but do you know where I can buy a shirt for my sister?” Stop it! Just tell her that she’s the hottest girl you’ve seen all day long. She wants to hear it.
And guess what. Even though Uruguay is Argentina’s small brother, the women in Argentina are less friendly and less open than the women in the country with the poorest ex-president in the world. They are on cloud nine when a gringo approaches them. I wish I could say the same about some Argentinean women.
Uruguayan Women are Sexually Open-Minded
Are they really that open?
They are open and not just when it comes to getting approached by gringos. Apparently, they are also open in the bedroom. Or let’s say it like this. The Uruguay girl I met in Brazil was.
I had my fair share of South American women. She was the kinkiest.
Maybe it’s because Uruguay is the most sexually liberated country in South America. I mean, Argentina is the only other Latin American country where gay marriage is legal. According to José Mujica, not legalizing gay marriage would be unnecessary torture for some people.
Living a sexually repressed life is torture. Uruguayan women agree.
Uruguayan Women are More Educated than You Thought
Okay, maybe they are not more educated than YOU thought. But they are more educated than I thought.
Jesus, I’m really an ignorant asshole.
Uruguay has one of the highest literacy rates in South America. That’s impressive but it’s not all. The country also has one of the most advanced education systems. Education is free and widely accessible.
What’s the result of this free education system?
What do you want more?
Well, maybe you want a girlfriend who is not as dramatic as a Brazilian girlfriend and not as unpredictable as a Colombian girlfriend.
Uruguayan Girls are as Peaceful as José Mujica
Speaking of drama…
Do you know what happens when a Colombian girl is in drama mode?
Maybe you don’t want to know. One of the two Colombian girls I dated was better at throwing temper tantrums than at shaking her ass. And she was pretty good at shaking her ass. Man, she had the sexiest booty I’ve ever touched. But she was a bit crazy.
I guess that’s proof that the hot and crazy curve does exist.
I recently talked to one of my readers who lived in Montevideo for three years. He told me that there is no hot and crazy curve. Their ex-president is down-to-earth and calm. The women are down-to-earth and calm.
My Uruguayan girl told me that she can’t deal with the Colombian drama.
Of course, I can’t guarantee that every girl you meet is a calm and relaxed Buddha with big hips. I’m sure they have a few batshit crazy chicas. But apparently, they are just like José Mujica. They are pacifists who are good at making love, not at making war.
José Mujica Met His Wife on This Uruguayan Dating Site
You don’t believe me?
Then read the article on BuzzFeed. They are always telling the truth. Hah! What a bad joke…BuzzFeed and telling the truth. Of course, José Mujica didn’t meet his wife on the largest South American dating site. She’s a politician and they met on Tinder.
But YOU can meet your Uruguayan girlfriend on Latin American Cupid.
Look at the screenshot above.
These are only four of the hundreds of girls from Montevideo, Salto, and Rivera. Heck, you can join Latin American Cupid for free. Just look at the profile pictures of the girls. They don’t bite.
You Don’t Need to Impress Uruguayan Women with a Sports Car
The beautiful women of Uruguay are immune to posers in fancy sports cars.
Or maybe they’re not. I don’t know. All I know is that José Mujica was driving a Beetle that’s worth less than $2.000. I don’t say that all women in the country are now looking for men with shitty run-down cars, but come on. This must have had an effect on some female brains.
They don’t need a guy who impresses them with a fancy car. They can pay for their own shit.
Uruguayan Girls Can Pay for Their Drinks and Meals
The minimum wage in Uruguay is $369.
That’s more than in Brazil and almost as much as in Chile, one of the richest South American countries. That doesn’t buy you a Condo with pool and rooftop bar, but it’s enough to survive. In fact, most people earn more than $1.000. I lived on less in Germany.
Who’s to blame for this God-sent gift? You guessed it. It’s our friend José.
According to official claims, the poverty level was reduced from 37% to 22% while he was president of the country. In other words, the girls you’ll meet can pay for their own drinks and meals. They don’t need a sugar daddy.
Uruguayan Girls Smoke Weed on the First Date
Uruguay is one of the few countries where smoking weed is legal.
Yup, in the middle of the oh so Catholic South America. There’s even a video on YouTube, I think it’s an interview with Vice, in which José Mujica smokes weed with the interviewer. It’s pretty funny. He’s totally relaxed.
Maybe that’s why Uruguayan girls are so cuddly.
The girl in the bar in Rio de Janeiro told me that she has weed at her home in Montevideo. “I would smoke with you. We’d have fun” she said. I’m sure we would have had a lot of fun. Oh man, I miss South America.
The Women in Uruguay Agree with José Mujica on Cigarettes
Did you know that Pepe is a fan of weed but not of tobacco?
Oh, in case you don’t know it. The local people called José Mujica Pepe. I don’t know why and it doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is that Pepe is not a big fan of the tobacco industry. In fact, he called them murderers on multiple occasions.
Uruguay ladies are not afraid to smoke weed with you, but cigarettes…nope.
It’s not their thing. The men are still killing themselves with tobacco in higher numbers than in other high-income nations. The women don’t. Fewer women die in Uruguay than in other high-income countries. That’s good news because…
I don’t know about you, but I hate kissing girls who smoke. I can’t stand it. Date a Uruguay girl if you feel the same way.
You Might Thank José Mujica for The Last Resort
Let’s talk about the worst case scenario.
You meet this girl and she’s just amazing. She’s so beautiful that your mind can handle it. Oh, that booty. Man, this beautiful face. You want her. You want her so bad. When you finally get her, you transform into an animal. You don’t care what’s happening, as long as you get her. Her naked body is driving you nuts. It feels so good. It feels too good.
Oh, shit! You forgot the condom!
Maybe you want kids with her. That’s great. But maybe you don’t. That’s not so great. Of course, the pill after should always be the first choice. But what if you are so in love that you don’t care until two weeks after?
Abortion is illegal in these countries. What about Uruguay? You still have to jump through a few hoops, but it’s legal. It’s possible without being afraid of landing in jail. You are blessed with the most liberal abortion law in South America.
Don’t forget to put on the safety mask when you play with fire.
You Can Enjoy the Nature of Uruguay on Your First Date
Let’s jump from abortion to nature. Now that’s what I call a tactful way to switch topics.
Here’s a video to make it even more tactful:
I hope you’re not triggered. And I also hope that you agree with José Mujica that wasting energy and resources is a no-go. He fought for the environment and said that we can recycle almost everything. Maybe that’s why Uruguay has such beautiful landscapes.
Go out in nature. Have sex in the woods. That’s what life is all about.
You Can Take Your Uruguayan Girlfriend to Punta Del Este
Do you want to see hundreds of sexy Uruguay babes in bikinis?
Then, my perverted friend, you have to check out Punta Del Este.
This city is located at the Atlantic Coast in the Maldonado Department. It’s in the South of the country and in the summer months it’s full of local girls and tourist girls. God, you can meet so many women at this beach.
You can also take a girl you meet online on vacation.
You chat back and forth and you get to know each other. Eventually, you meet her in a café. You have an amazing first date. Two days later you invite her to Punta Del Este. She agrees to come with you. You share the same hotel room.
Before the trip she wasn’t your girlfriend. After the trip to Punta Del Este she is yours.
What are you waiting for? Chat with her today!
Summed Up Wisdom
Is dating Uruguayan women really like meeting José Mujica? Well, I’m sure you want to meet younger women. Pepe is 82. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe you’re into GILFs. Of course, the girls you’ll meet online are younger and hotter than their ex-president. But he had a huge influence on the country and its people.
The women in Uruguay are beautiful people with white skin and no time for bullshit. And you don’t have to deal with the Colombian or Brazilian drama. Oh, and did I mention that they have some weed in the nightstand?
What about the first date? You can enjoy nature and you can also enjoy the fact that she can pay for her own drink. What about the second date? Take her to Punta Del Este and you’ll have a great time. Stay safe and make love, not war.