49 Lessons of Dating Two Colombian Girls in 60 Days

It has been more than 800 days since I kissed the lips of a beautiful Colombian girl.

The first time was with Karol at a run-down restaurant in Medellin. The kiss made my heart thump. The food made my tummy cry. But that’s another story.

The second time was with Paola, a girl I met and kissed (and groped) in a fancy nightclub in Bogota. I hate clubs, but I loved the way our bodies merged on the dancefloor while three drunk Colombian men screamed “go gringo go”.

All of this happened within 60 days.

These two ladies are the reason why I didn’t went to Cali, Cartagena, Barranquilla, and Santa Marta. They are the reason why I can share the following 49 lessons of dating Colombian girls with you.

Are you ready to find out everything about the supposedly most beautiful women in the world?

But that’s only the tip of the iceberg.

This guide is about so much more than Spanish compliments, exposing gold diggers

19 Lessons I Learned While Dating a Colombian Girl in Medellin

Karol was one of the first girls I contacted on the largest Colombian dating site on the internet (more on that in a bit).

Her caramel skin, her long black hair, and her bright smile…I had to meet her. Of course, I never thought that I could actually meet her because my Spanish sucked. And my profile pictures sucked even more.

Then she replied…in English.

It was my lucky day because it turned out that English was her major at university. I didn’t know how long I would stay in Medellin, but I knew that I had to meet this Colombian Chica. I thought about staying a week. I ended up staying a month.

She cried when we said goodbye at the Jose Maria Cordova International airport. I cried too. Damn, I miss her. But I’m immensely grateful that she taught me these 19 lessons…

1. Dating Colombian Girls is about Making the First Move

It’s no secret that a lot of women in this country are exceptionally beautiful.

The question is: How can you attract one of these Colombian models?

Well, this is not the Philippines. You can’t just sign up on an online dating site and expect to receive dozens of messages. I only received two messages on Colombian Cupid from girls who contacted me first. But I received dozens of replies from girls once I initiated the conversation.

You need to make the first move. That’s your only chance.

2. The Rule Above Doesn’t Apply When You Already Have a Girlfriend

Yes, they flirt with you, but they don’t make the first move…unless you have a girlfriend.

Colombian women prove that the theory that women are more attracted to men who are taken is in fact true. I mean, it’s insane. I walked alone in the streets of Manila and a few girls stared at me. I walked hand in hand with Karol and every second girl stared at me, smiled at me and touched me.

Yes, touched me!

We were in a bar and I was sitting right next to Karol. Heck, I remember holding her hand. That didn’t stop all the sexy Colombian babes to hit on me. That never happened when I was alone or out with a friend.

Did you have the same experience? Let me know in the comments below.

3. I Met Dozens of Colombian Girls on THIS Dating Site (And So Can You)

I already revealed the name of the Colombian dating site. Now all the excitement is gone.

But did I also tell you that…

It’s true. One of the biggest lessons I learned is that a trip to Medellin without joining ColombianCupid is simply not worth it.

4. You Have to Learn How to Meet Colombian Women Online

You can find a detailed step-by-step guide about how to meet Colombian girls online in the review I just linked to.

Here are some additional tips:

That’s all you have to do. You will be amazed at how easy it is to get a reply. I had a 67% response rate.

5. You Pick Her Up for the First Date

I remember that I almost messed up my first date with Karol.

We chatted on WhatsApp, I told her to meet me at the Centro Commercial Santafé mall, and she agreed. I showered and planned to leave my apartment thirty minutes before the date.

Then I received this text:

“When will you pick me up?”

“Let’s meet at the mall” I replied.

Holy moly! That was a big mistake. What followed was a rant about how I should be a gentleman, if all German men are like that, and what happens if she gets kidnapped, raped, and beaten to death. I stared at my phone like a fish stares at an idiot in front of an aquarium.

I realized that I had no idea about the Colombian dating culture.

It’s an unwritten rule to pick a girl up at her place because a couple of years ago getting kidnapped, raped, and beaten to death was a realistic outcome.

6. Colombian Girls Love Everything that’s Feminine

When I asked Karol how long it took her to get ready, she smiled at me and said “only two hours”.

ONLY two hours!!!

I’ve never spent more than 20 minutes to get ready and that includes taking.

Don’t expect that the hot Colombian girl you’re dating invests less than two hours. Makeup, hairspray, lingerie, a tight dress, high heels, fake eyelashes and fake breasts (okay, her melons are already a part of her)…this stuff takes time.

She loves every second she spends on becoming more feminine.

7. Horseback Riding is the Perfect First Date in Colombia

Did I force Karol to a boring date in a café?

Hell no!

Okay, I admit it. I did. But if I could turn back the time, I would go horseback riding. I mean, Medellin has mountains, mountains. You can find hundreds of legit and not so legit companies that offer horseback riding adventures.

We did it on the second that, which led to the third date, which led to…you know.

8. Use the Prepagos Test When Dating a Colombian Girl

What are prepagos?

Not my type of girl.

One of the nastiest stereotypes of Colombian women is that they are all gold diggers. And prepagos are responsible for ruining the reputation of the girls in Medellin and other parts of the country even more.

But how do you find out if the girl you’re dating is a prepago?

Test her!

I knew that Karol isn’t a prepago when she smiled at me after I told her that I’m a broke student with less than $1000 in my bank account.

9. Colombia is the Only Country Where My “Not Paying” Rule Didn’t Work

I knew that Carol isn’t a gold digger, but I had to understand that she’s a real Colombian woman. I learned it the hard way in a restaurant in El Poblado.

The waitress gave us the bill. Then I paid for my water. Karol looked at me as if I told her that she’s fat, ugly, and stinks. I looked at Karol with a huge question mark in my face. She was shocked. I was speechless.

Eventually, I paid and she smiled.

Lesson learned:

Share your experience in the comments below.

10. Colombian Men are Cheaters, Liars, and Arrrgghhh

Karol doesn’t hate Colombian men, but…

Now I know why she liked me so much, despite the fact that she was way out of my league (her fake boobies were a league in itself). She liked the fact that I was everything that Colombian men are not.

Responsible, caring, reliable…German.

The fact that I’m so good at being German (aka a boring) turns me into the dream guy of millions of single Colombian ladies.

How German are you?

11. Getting an Apartment Saved Me

I’m German and yes, I’m organized.

There’s just one thing that my organized mind almost forgot before my flight to Medellin. I was already on one of these hotel booking sites when I realized that booking a hotel is the dumbest thing I could possibly do.

What about apartments?

I hopped on Airbnb, looked for apartments in Medellin, and found one that looked like one of these MTV cribs places. And it was twice as cheap as any hotel I looked at.

12. Dating a Colombian Woman is About Showering 3 Times a Day

“You stink!”

“Thank you so much. That was the nicest thing you ever said to me.”

She laughed, but I had to hop under the shower anyway.

Don’t get this the wrong way. I had showered in the morning. But she had showered in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening.

Hot Colombian chicks take hygiene very seriously.

13. Enrique Iglesias’ Hero Can Turn You into a Hero

This might be the dumbest tip I’ve ever shared with you…or the most genius thing you can do when you’re in bed with a Colombian girl.

Anyway, here’s what I did twenty minutes before I slept with Karol for the first time:

I went to my laptop and I searched for music we can listen to because music is always good to get a girl in the mood, unless you choose death metal. That’s why I created a playlist. Don’t ask me why, but I included the song Hero from Enrique Iglesias.

I had to laugh when the song came up. She had tears in her eyes.

That’s when I realized that understanding Colombian women is not that difficult: They love romance more than their own life.

14. Do You Take the Pill? Que?

Having a naked Colombian woman in your bed is one of the most beautiful and one of the most dangerous things in the world.

It’s beautiful because, well, Colombian women have perfect bodies. Everything that nature messed up was perfected by uncle doctor. But it’s also very dangerous because your reptile brain wants to be inside her…no matter what.

And there’s a 90% chance that she doesn’t take the pill.

When I asked Karol if she takes the pill, she looked at me as if I had asked her if she wants to smoke crack. Keep in mind that she was already naked and ready to rumble.

15. You Don’t Want to Have Children? No Entiendo!

I could have written it on a billboard across the apartment. I could have translated it into Spanish, sign language, and Klingon. She didn’t get it. She didn’t understand how someone could not want to have children.

She wants children and when I think back to the way she looked at me when I asked her if she takes the pill, she probably wouldn’t have said no to a child with me.

Why do I tell you this?

Because you’ll have a hard time finding a girlfriend or mail order bride from Colombia who…

A: Takes the pill.

B: Doesn’t want to have a child (with you)

Be careful. Wrap it up. Be safe. 

16. Colombian Women in Bed: A Dream Comes True

Did I mention that they look perfect?

I think I did.

Did I also tell you the truth about Colombian women and sex?

Nope, that’s what I’m going to do now. And as much as I wish I could tell you that the stereotypes are not true…I can’t.

Sex with Colombian women is phenomenal.

Or let’s say it like this: Sleeping with Karol was phenomenal. I haven’t slept with every one of the 1.000.000 members on Colombian Cupid. But Karol and my girlfriend in Bogota (more about her in a bit) made my bed, my heart, and my world rock.

17. Meeting the Family of Your Colombian Girlfriend Can Be Stressful

Maybe I’m just a big guy with commitment phobia, but I couldn’t sleep the night before I met her family. I guess it was because we were not in a relationship.

She knew it. Her mom didn’t.

But to be honest, I was more afraid of her father. I mean, I didn’t know how I would survive this day if her father found out that we were only friends with benefits.

Now that I think about it, I realize that Karol saw me as more than just a friend. You don’t cry at the airport when you say goodbye to a friend.

18. How are Colombian women? Like Your Mom

They are like your mom, just with fake breasts.

Okay, they are only like your mom if you have a nurturing mother who loves to take care of you.. They have such a caring personality. Seriously, dating Colombian women is like dating the hottest moms on earth.

I know, it sounds a bit oedipal and perverted, but that’s how it is.

19. What are Colombian Women Like in a Relationship? They are Stalkers

The behavior of Colombian women is weird.

On the one hand, they take care of you like a loving mother. On the other hand, they mistrust you like the alt-right mistrusts Hillary Clinton because they are used to cheaters and liars. In other words, they are stalkers who hide behind silicon and they are really good at it. That’s a fact.

Do you know the YouTube channel To Catch a Cheater?

Then you know how it’s like to date a Colombian girl.

18 Lessons I Learned While Dating a Colombian Girl in Bogota

I messed it up. Now you’ll close this article because you think that Colombian women are terrible.

Big mistake!

Yes, they are possessive and jealous, but my girlfriend in Bogota showed me that they are still worth pursuing.

Her name is Paola and even though I received dozens of messages from sexy Colombian Cupid, I met her in a club.

20. Your Gringo Value is Higher in Bogota than in Medellin

That’s just a fact, but I admit that it’s weird. Bogota has approximately three times as many female inhabitants as Medellin but for some reason every digital nomad who can afford a backpack and a flight ticket heads to Medellin.

There are hundreds of YouTube channels from American men in Medellin who give tips on dating Colombian ladies.

Can you name one from a guy in Bogota?

Do the math.

You have more choice in Bogota AND your gringo value is much higher.

21. It’s Hard to Dress Better than the Local Guys

It’s easy to compete with the behavior of Colombian men. It’s a lot harder to compete with their style. They are good at turning girls into single moms, but they also know how to dress.

My advice:

Don’t even think about walking around in shorts and sandals. Nope, not even during the day. You’re in Latin America, but you’re not in Mexico. A clean shirt is not enough to set yourself apart.

Just don’t bath in cologne. You can’t win the cologne war against Colombian men, unless you drink this stuff, which I don’t recommend.

22. Don’t Even Think About Stealing the Girl from a Colombian Guy

Don’t do it unless…

Stealing girls from guys works in Asia because the local men are shy and suppress their emotions. Colombian men will use you as a piñata.

23. Meetups Make Meeting Women in Colombia at Night So Much Easier

Picking up Colombian girls at night sucks and here’s why: They party in mixed groups and are surrounded by guys.

Remember your future as a piñata?

There’s only one way to avoid this and it’s dead simple:

Just make sure that you don’t break the heart of his sister, or he might break your leg, your back.

24. Cheesy Spanish Pickup Lines Worked 10 Years Ago

You are not talking to your Latina maid in a movie.

Cheesy Spanish pickup lines might have worked 10 years ago because marrying a creepy foreigner who believes in the power of cheesy pickup lines was more enticing than getting shot on the street.

It’s not like that anymore. The country has changed.

You need to bring more to the table than that (hint: be a gentleman with style and class).

25. Picking Up Colombian Girls at Night is Like Leaving Comments on Instagram

Did you ever drink aguardiente?

It made me puke, but that’s another story.

The only thing that you need to understand about picking up Colombian girls at bars and clubs is that you are guy number 10, 13, or 45 (she can’t remember) who tells her that she’s beautiful.

She will reject you. Just like the other ones before you.

“But didn’t you say that you met Paola at a club?” I hear you asking.

Yes, I did. But I used the meetup trick that I shared with you earlier. And I’m glad I did because walking home alone at night on the streets of Bogota is still not a good idea.

26. Meet Colombian Women the Easy Way: Go to Small Salsa Clubs

What if you can’t find the right meetup or you’re just a very unsocial person (I feel you)?

Here’s a secret:

Go to a normal club and your gringo value is 40/100. Go to a small salsa club that only the locals know of and your gringo value jumps to 90/100.

You’ll feel like Zac Efron in a club in Los Angeles.

27. Take Dancing Lessons and You’ll Meet Colombian Girls

What? You can’t dance?

Don’t worry. It doesn’t matter. All that matters is that you have fun, no matter if you dance Salsa or if you just shake your to the beat. Actually, you have an advantage because this is the perfect reason to take dance lessons.

I took a Salsa class in Bogota, but I made one crucial mistake.

I went there with Paola.

Jesus…I regretted it the moment I stepped on the floor. 70% of the people in the room were Colombian single women and 90% of them were so hot that I bit my tongue.

28. Kissing is Happening Extremely Fast But…

That doesn’t mean that she’ll sleep with you the first night.

Colombian girls can be very traditional, especially when it comes to one-night stands. This can be confusing because it usually takes between 10 and 15 minutes of small talk until her tongue is in your mouth.

A kiss doesn’t mean anything in this country. It’s like a handshake.

29. It’s Okay for Her to Flake But If You Flake…

I have to be honest with you.

Her flawless body, her big breasts, and her playful attitude were not the only reasons why I only dated Paola in Bogota. It hurts to admit it but all the other girls flaked.

Colombian women flake. That’s a fact that I can’t change.

But what if you flake?

Now you’re in trouble. She will be pissed at you for days, weeks, maybe even years. The egos of these ladies are ten times more fragile than their implants. Thank God there’s another way to deal with this problem…

30. Tell Them That You Will Never Contact them again if They Flake

That’s how I did it before my first date with Paola and it worked.

You have to understand that these girls are used to attention, compliments, and drooling gringos. Be the only man who sets boundaries and you are the only man she respects and admires.

The benefits of this trick are:

31. Showing up on Time is Totally Overrated

Use my little trick and Gorgeous Colombian women will show up on the date. However, that doesn’t mean that they will be on time. None of them will.

This drove me insane.

I’m German and punctuality is in my DNA. I waited 25 minutes before Paola showed up with a smile on her face. I wanted to strangle her. On our second date she texted “will be there in 5 minutes”. She showed up after 50 minutes.

Here’s what to do: Take a book, a Kindle, or your laptop to every date. I’m serious.

32. Colombian Girls Don’t Think about the Future

According to social psychologist Geert Hofstede, Colombia scores extremely low when it comes to Long Term Orientation.

According to dating coach Sebastian Harris, this is a huge problem for future oriented Wester men.

Just think about it. Thailand scores more than twice as high in this section. Thailand!!! The average Thai woman doesn’t even think one day ahead. You are lucky if you’re girlfriend in Medellin or Bogota thinks 20 minutes ahead.

Here’s what this means for dating Colombian women:

The time of drug cartels, violence, and death is over but it’s still in their minds and in their culture. That’s why they live as if they were to die tomorrow.

33. For Some Colombian Girls You are a Noting but a Trophy

Some Colombian women are seeking foreign men because they are attracted to our looks, our personality, and our behavior. Others do it because they want to show their trophy.

Yes, you are a trophy.

In a country where gringos are seen as high value mates and status symbols, it’s hard to distinguish between real love and attention-seeking.

34. My Dark-Skinned Girlfriend in Bogota Got Treated Worse than My Light-Skinned Girlfriend in Medellin

Somehow I can understand why Paola saw me as a trophy.

She’s darker than the average Bogota girl and black Colombian women don’t have it easy. I realized this when I compared how the waitresses treated Karol with the way they treated Paola.

It’s sad but racism in Colombia is real.

35. You Have to Make Her Understand that You Are Not looking for Prostitutes

That’s why you have to make her understand that you’re not looking for hookers. Be honest about the fact that you’re looking for a girlfriend and that you’re not a prepagos hunter (at least I hope so).

It’s painful enough that she gets treated like a prostitute. It would break her heart to know that you see her as a prostitute.

Always remember:

Her biggest fear is to be your hooker. Her biggest dream is to be your girlfriend.

36. Paisas are More Beautiful than Rolas

No, I’m not talking about pasta. I’m comparing the girls from Medellin (Paisas) with the girls from Bogota (Rolas).

Even though Paola might feel the desire to slit my throat, I have to tell you the truth:

37. But Rolas Have Better English Skills than Paisas

Paola, in case you’re reading this and want to kill me, I want you to wait. Don’t call a hitman yet. You know that I love the way you look and I also want you to know what else I love about the women in Bogota.

Rolas have better English skills than Paisas.

In case you don’t speak Spanish, you should go to Bogota and not to Medellin. I hope you’ll meet a girl who’s as amazing as Paola.

12 Lessons I Learned after My Time in Colombia

You don’t know what you have until it’s gone.

That’s true for relationships, your libido, and for Colombian women.

I learned a lot while dating Karol in Medellin. I learned even more while being Paola’s trophy boyfriend in Bogota.

But I also learned a ton of stuff on my flight back to Frankfurt and in the weeks after my 60-day trip…

38. Colombian Women are the most Beautiful Women in the World. Period.

Why are Colombian women so beautiful?

All over the internet you can find forums where guys ask this question. We ask this question because the Colombian beauty is more than a phenomenon. It’s a revelation.

You don’t believe me?

A survey of more than 13.000 men has led to one (not so) surprising result:

Colombian women are the most beautiful women in the world.

I traveled to Brazil, to the Philippines, to Thailand, to Ukraine, to Russia, and to dozens of other places after my trip to Medellin and Bogota. I never found such a staggering beauty again.

39. Hot Colombian Women Do Everything to Be Seen as Sex Objects

I don’t want to sound like a sexist prick, but I probably do.

However, it doesn’t change anything about the fact that the women of Colombia do everything to please the eyes of men. If being a perfectly shaped sex object wasn’t the goal, they wouldn’t endure so much pain at the beauty doc.

They do everything to attract the attention of men.

The absurd “10 hours of walking in NYC as a woman” video went viral. The “10 hours of walking in Medellin as a woman” video does not exist because sexy Colombian brides are not offended when somebody thinks they are sexy. They love it.

40. Dating in Colombia Has Become More Safe (And More Competitive)

You have to be fast.

Every day more digital nomads, backpackers, and expats head to Medellin to live on the cheap, to enjoy the weather, and of course to date Sexy Colombian women.

Only after I had returned home did I realize how much of a paradise this country really is.

The clock is ticking.

I can’t guarantee that you’ll get the same number of messages from hot Colombian girls in 2018 that I got in 2017.

41. How to Date a Colombian Woman: Go on Three Dates

Are Colombian women easy?

Let me answer this question by sharing my experience:

I don’t know why, but I had to go on three dates with Karol and with Paola before anything physical (besides kissing) happened. Not two, not four, three. Other men I talked to had the same experience.

Date one of the hot girls on ColombianCupid and you’ll see what I mean.

42. You Will Have a Joyful and Happy Colombian Girlfriend

You already know that Colombia has the most beautiful women, at least according to 13.000 American men and me.

But did you also know that it has the happiest women?

You’re not dating an American woman. Your Colombian girlfriend can leave the house without Xanax and Prozac. She can laugh without getting upset about your racist, sexist and whatever-ist jokes. She’s a joyful woman, not a competitive man.

Enjoy every moment with her because you never know how long it will last.

43. Do Colombian Women Like Black Men? More than I Thought

While I was in Bogota, I thought that black men have a really hard time. I saw what it’s like being black in this country. I already shared that with you.

Back home I talked to guys who’ve been to where I just came from. Some of these guys are readers of this site. Others are men I met during my next trips.

I learned a lot from each and every one of them.

One thing I learned is that some Colombian women love black men and that every black man who has been to this country has been inspired by Jubril Agoro, an African-American guy with a successful YouTube channel.

I would love to meet him one day. And I would love to meet you in Medellin or Bogota during your first trip to Colombia.

44. Being a Show-Off Can Get Really Dangerous

I know that you want to meet Colombian ladies, but are you willing to die for this goal?

I wasn’t. That’s why I didn’t flash money.

Okay, I admit it. I had no money to flash and somehow I’m glad about that. Two weeks after I had left Medellin, I heard a story about a guy who tried to pick up gold diggers by walking around with a gold watch, a golden necklace and a black credit card.

He got robbed.

I don’t exactly know what happened with him while and after they robbed him, but I know that you don’t want to experience something similar.

45. Speaking Spanish is a Huge Advantage

Damn, I could’ve had so many dates.

Unfortunately, my Spanish sucks. I can order a beer (even though I don’t drink) and that’s it. That’s why I HAD to meet girls like Karol and Paola, girls who can speak English.

What if you can speak Spanish?

Yes, there are thousands of beautiful Colombian women who can speak English, but if you speak Spanish, you can meet millions.

46. The Catholic Church is Your Biggest Ally and Enemy

It depends on what you are looking for.

If marrying a Colombian woman is your highest goal, the fact that she’s more Catholic than the pope is a blessing from God. In case you have no interest in having a faithful Colombian wife and all you are looking for is sex with a girl with fake breasts, it’s a curse from hell.

Just keep in mind that approximately 95% of the women you meet are Catholic.

After I had left Bogota and traveled to places, such as the Dominican Republic and Costa Rica, I realized that the Catholic Church can be an ally and the answer to the question “do Colombian women make good wives?”

47. Colombian Mail Order Brides are Looking for Stability and Safety

I already told you why many Colombian brides are not interested in marrying a local guy. I also told you that they love gringos. But I haven’t told you why they are obsessed with the idea of marrying a guy like you.

Here’s the truth:

You can give her the stability and safety that the local guys are not willing to provide. And no, I’m not talking about money, handbags, and cars.

These are the reasons why you can find so many Colombian women for marriage on this dating site.

48. There is No Social Stigma against Older Guys with Young Sexy Colombian Girls

I saw hundreds of older men in their 40s and 50s with women in their 20s and 30s on the streets of Medellin. It was normal. When I was back in Germany, I saw one older guy looking at a young woman. She shamed him with her eyes.

Then I realized something:

It’s totally normal for young Colombian girls to date older men.

And again, it’s not about handbags and cars (okay, in some cases it is). But in most cases it’s because mature Western men are seen as responsible men with a high status who can provide the stability she’s looking for.

How about in the West?

Everyone who’s older than 30 and looks at a 20-year-old woman is seen as a creep.

The choice is yours.

49. Having a Colombian Girlfriend is Fuel for Your Ego

One last warning:

If you really want a Colombian girlfriend (or bride), you need to learn to control your ego.

I’m not joking. This is crucial because dating one of these hot chicas or being married to one will make you feel like a king. I wish someone had prepared me for the emotional rollercoaster that waited for me.

I wanted to go back to Medellin and kiss Karol. I dreamed about Paola’s flawless body. Then I woke up and all I had were memories of the moments with my two beautiful Colombian girlfriends.

Click here if you’re ready to experience unforgettable memories with hot Colombian girls

Summed Up Wisdom

How can I sum up 49 lessons that I learned in 60 days?

Let me try it with one big sentence:

Dating Colombian girls is about picking her up for the first date after you made the first move and letting her know that flaking is not cool without being afraid of getting killed, seeing her as a sex object, or worrying about the future because she won’t show up on time, unless she is already your girlfriend and has a reason to stalk you, to pamper you, and to take better care of you than your mother.

Confused?

Then read the whole article.