I always thought that Chilean girls are not that popular.
None of you guys has ever sent me an email with the words “please write about the beautiful women in Chile.” That’s why I never wrote about them.
Yesterday, I logged into my Latin American Cupid dashboard.
I don’t even know why. I guess I just wanted to see a few hot Latinas with curves that made me think back to my time in South America.
Then I saw it. I was shocked.
While searching for hot Latinas between the age of 19 and 25, I saw this:
It turned out that Chile is the third most popular country on the largest South American dating site with thousands of female members.
The question is:
Do you want to meet and date them?
If the answer is yes, you should continue reading…
1. You Must Visit a Café Con Piernas before Dating Chilean Women
There’s one thing you have to do BEFORE you start your dating adventure.
Or is it?
I let you be the judge:
Let me ask you two questions:
Do you like coffee?
Do you like girls in lingerie?
If the answer to both of these questions is a loud “yes”, you’ll enjoy your time in one of Santiago’s Café Con Piernas. It’s a mixture of Starbucks and Hooters. Sexy girls who serve coffee and no, it’s not a strip club.
It’s a part of the Chilean culture. Now let’s have a look at the women…
2. Chilean Girls are Peruvian Argentinian
Chilean women are not as hot as Colombian women.
“Well, that’s a bummer” you might be thinking.
Not really. I mean, Colombian girls are the crème de la crème. They simply have incredible genes and the best plastic surgeons. I don’t know if Chilean girls have good plastic surgeons, but I do know that their genetic mix is not that bad either.
Most of the Amerindian girls are indigenous Mapuche. And even thought a lot of guys consider the white chicks more beautiful, I love indigenous girls. Don’t ask me why. I guess I’m just weird.
Interesting side note:
Even though almost all white girls are originally from Spain, the Spanish they speak is a bit different. In fact, they use different words and speak faster than Eminem when he raps double time.
But their English is pretty good, at least compared to other South American countries.
3. Chilean Hipster Girls Gave Me the Chills
An epidemic has hit Chile and it’s my duty to warn you about it.
It has been a couple of years since I visited Santiago de Chile and I’m sure the problem got worse. I can’t even imagine how many girls already have the disease.
No, I’m not talking about the flu. The hipster virus is far worse.
It’s sad, but it’s true. The hipster virus has hit the country…and it has been hit hard. The women from Chile used to turn heads. Now you can be lucky if they don’t put on fake mustaches.
Act fast before all the beautiful girls are infected with the virus.
4. No Passion, Laughter, and Drama with Chilean Girls
Wait! Don’t take this the wrong way.
I don’t say that it’s impossible to find a passionate Chilean girl, that the girls don’t have humor, and that less drama is bad (it can save your sanity).
But it is how it is:
Chile is the Europe of South America. Okay, that doesn’t make any sense because it’s a country and Europe is a continent…but you get the point.
Chile has been hit by the hipster virus AND by the Western European vibe.
The girls don’t have as much of the Latin American passion, craziness, and drama.
Is that good or bad? Again, I let you be the judge.
5. It’s Easier to Seduce Chilean Girls than Argentinian Girls
Here’s a lesson I learned from a Chilean girl I talked to online:
According to her, the local men don’t have any game. They ask for a date before they say “hi” and when they get rejected, they don’t know why. Developing a conversation? Apparently, they’ve never heard about that.
But that’s not the only reason why it’s easier to seduce Chilean women than it is to seduce Argentinian women.
The economy is better, but the competition is lower.
There are fewer tourists and the girls are less entitled.
And it gets even better:
Chile has the highest GDP in South America. In other words, she doesn’t want your credit card. She wants you.
6. You Can Meet Hot Argentinian, Bolivian, and Peruvian Girls in Chile
What if you’re afraid of hipster girls? (I am)
Well, you can still date girls from Bolivia, Ecuador, Colombia, Brazil, Venezuela, Mexico, Uruguay, and the Caribbean.
Heck, in 2001 alone, 100.000 Argentinians moved to Chile. Oh, and don’t forget about the 95.000 Peruvians who mainly live in Santiago. I could go on like this forever.
Countries with strong economies attract thousands of immigrants.
As a German, I learned this the hard way.
7. You Can Meet the Third Most Popular Girls of Latin American Cupid Online
Why Latin American Cupid? Why not any other dating site?
First of all, there are no Chilean dating sites. Okay, I found one with three members that all had the same profile photo (what a coincidence), but come on.
Latin American Cupid is the only solution and here’s why:
8. Santiago de Chile is the Perfect City for a First Date
The Grand Torre Santiago is the tallest building in South America. That makes it the perfect city to commit suicide. But it’s also pretty awesome for dates.
Ask the girls you’ll meet online to take you to one of these venues:
Uncle Fletch Plaza Nunoa: The food is so fatty that you’ll need a liver transplantation, but it’s so good.
Fuente Alemana Alameda: Cheap local fast food for everyone on a budget.
Latin Grill: High-class restaurants for high-maintenance girls.
Teatro Del CEAC UChile: A local theatre where you can get closer while she’s laughing (or crying).
Metropolitan Cathedral: Did I mention that women love to play tourist guide?
Cerro San Cristobal: Kiss her while you enjoy the view over the city.
Valle Nevado: A fun day of snowboarding and broken legs.
Stock Exchange: if you want to show her that you’re a really big baller (just kidding).
So yeah, there are a lot of things you can do in this city. You don’t have to take her to Starbucks. But you also shouldn’t take her to a Café Con Piernas.
9. You Can Meet Sexy Chilean Party Girls in Santiago (In Walking Distance)
What if you don’t meet a cute Chilean girl on Latin American Cupid?
I doubt it:
You can choose among thousands of women who signed up because they want to meet a foreign man like you. But hey, maybe you get a kick out of picking up girls at the club. If that’s your thing, more power to you.
The good news:
All the popular bars and clubs in Santiago are in the same area:
Heck, even the Club Orixas is just a few miles away. And hell yeah, I recommend that you check out this club…or should I better say this Salsa bar?
Is there anything better than a room full of sexy Chilean single ladies who want to dance Salsa with you?
10. Dating at the Ring of Fire Can Be a Rocky Experience
Dating in Chile can be a rocky experience…and I’m not talking about the sex.
The country is located at the ring of fire, a volcano ring that has ADHD. Shit can hit the fan at any time. I don’t want to bore you with geography, but please make sure that you read the earthquake forecast before you book your flight.
You’re traveling to the earthquake capital of the world.
Even though the Chilean girl you’ll be dating will react as if it’s not a big deal that the pictures fall from the wall, you don’t want to experience an earthquake like the one in Valdivia in 1960.
In the worst case:
Just press your face against her boobs and wait until the walls stop shaking. There are worse things in life.
11. What About Picking up Chilean Girls in Other Cities?
Santiago de Chile is the only city with more than 300.000 inhabitants.
In fact, it has more than 5 million and half of them are women. But of course, there are also other cities you can visit.
There's Valparaiso, Arica, Vina del Mar...
All these places are beautiful (especially Valpariso). But there’s one big downside and it starts with a capital E. No, not Ebola….English!
Santiago de Chile is the only city where you can meet thousands of English-speaking girls.
What if you’re fluent in Spanish?
For Christ’s sake, explore the whole freaking country!
12. Use Chilean Slang Words as Your Secret Dating Weapon
I already mentioned that beautiful Chilean women talk faster than a machine gun. And I also told you that they use different words than Spanish people. Just don’t ask me why.
Maybe the Spanish guys who colonized this place had speech impediments.
Here’s what’s important:
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If Chilean girls use different words, you can impress them by knowing these words. Use some of the “special” words on your first date and she’ll kiss you on the spot.
Here you go:
Bacán – really cool!
Carrete – party (fiesta)
Cuico/Cuica – high-class
Catchai? – Do you get me?
El taco – traffic jam (don’t confuse this with a taco)
Tengo pololo – I have a boyfriend (always good to know)
Engrupir – to hit on someone (you definitely need that one)
Now use some of these words to impress at least 10 cute Chilean girls on Latin American Cupid (after you’ve read my review)…catchai?
13. Play Beach Handball with Your Chilean Girl
“You want me to play beach handball? Are you serious?”
Yes, I am…
Fact #1: Beach handball is a big deal in this country (I didn’t even know that this sport exists)
Fact #2: Activity dates are awesome because you can touch her without being creepy.
Fact #3: If she dresses up like the girls in the video, you’ll thank me forever.
Handball has never been that beautiful.
14. Chilean Girls Talk More than American Girls
Talking fast is one thing. Talking a lot is another story.
There’s one specific reason why I don’t want to date American girls and surprise, surprise, it has nothing to do with their weight:
They can’t stop talking.
Jesus…I remember one date with an American girl from Phoenix. I met her in Bangkok. Holy shit, she didn’t zip it for one goddamn second. I’m starting to believe that American women are more afraid of silence than of death.
What about Chilean ladies?
I have bad news for you:
They talk you into the ground. But that’s okay because they know how to have interesting, meaningful conversations. American women don’t.
15. She Looks Down on the South American Girls You Slept With
There’s one topic you should avoid at all costs:
Your travel adventures…and I don’t mean all the cathedrals you’ve visited.
Not talking about all the foreign girls you’ve slept with is always a good idea. But in Chile, it’s absolutely vital because she hates every Latina you’ve ever been with. I’m serious. She has ZERO respect for women from other South American countries.
You are in the richest, most developed, and most high-so Latin American country. Telling her that your ex is Brazilian is like telling a Thai girl that you’re ex is Cambodian.
Keep your mouth shut, or she’ll keep her pants zipped.
16. Chilean Girls Don’t Mind about Going to a Sex Hotel
Hot Chilean women don’t mind going to sex hotels…
I know. The video is in German (sorry about that). But it’s not hard to understand that there’s only one reason why someone pays for a bed in an airplane. To be honest, I’d love to try it.
But even though sex hotels are very common in Santiago, it shouldn’t be your first option.
Okay, the last one was a joke. The reasons why sex hotels are so popular is because she can’t let lose when her Catholic parents hear every “yeah” and “oh my God”.
Kissing her, however, is totally fine…
17. Making Out in front of Her Parents is Totally Cool
You don’t believe me?
I talked to a woman who is married to Chilean man and she said that his parents asked her if they are still happy. The reason: They didn’t make out in front of them.
Okay, I have to admit something…
I don’t know if a Chilean father would have the same reaction when you’re ramming your tongue in his daughter. But even the cute girl I chatted with told me that her people are cold in public and pretty open behind closed doors.
I just don’t know if the father of your future Chilean girlfriend agrees on that.
18. Chileans Only Propose with Witnesses
Here’s what happens when a Chilean woman thinks that being a strong and independent feminist who goes for what she wants is the real deal:
Of course, not every girl is stupid enough to propose to her boyfriend on a busy street. But there’s a high chance that she expects you to do it. Getting serious (I mean, really serious!) after dating for a couple of months is normal
But just because she expects it, doesn’t mean that you have to do it.
19. Being Married to a Chilean Woman is a Waste of Time
What if you decide to do it?
You’ll waste a hell of a lot of time.
And no, I don’t say that your future wife is a time waster. I’m sure you choose the right woman. But she can have an ass like Shakira and boobs like Salma Hayek…her family will drive you nuts. Yes, I’m talking about her five brothers and sisters, dozens of aunts and uncles, and three dogs.
They all want attention from you.
I recently read an article from an American guy who’s married to a Chilean woman. She’s stunning. I can understand why he’s madly in love with her. But even he says that celebrating a birthday every five days is a pain in the ass.
His wife has 17 aunts and uncles…not including their partners.
The moral of the story:
Having a Chilean bride can be an adventure…or a misadventure. Dating them, however, is always an adventure.
It’s up to you how far you go.
And it’s up to you if you take the first step to meet hundreds of cute Chilean girls online.
Summed Up Wisdom
I was shocked when I discovered that these often overlooked South American ladies are so popular on the largest Latin American online dating site. How could that be? Well, maybe because of their European attitude, Mestizo looks, and hipster clothes? Okay, definitely not because of their hipster clothes.
But let’s face it. Santiago de Chile is the safest, most developed, and richest city in South America. If you’re looking for Latinas with European facial features and enough money to pay for their drinks, this is the place to go. Oh, and their English skills are better than in other parts of the continent.
And you probably have to speak English. Their Spanish is fast, different, and hard to understand. Their families are huge, Catholic, and time-intensive. But that doesn’t mean that it’s not worth dating Chilean women. The question is: How far will you go?