I don’t want to start this article about dating beautiful Bahamian women with a lie.
- I’m not the best writer in the world (damn you, Steven King!)
- I’m not the best pick up artist in the world (damn you, Neil Strauss!)
- But I’m always honest with you.
I’ve written many articles about my experiences with girls from certain countries and these experiences are always true. I would never claim that I’ve been to country A or B if it wasn’t true.
That’s why I have to be honest:
I’ve never been to the Bahamas, but I wanted to write an article about Bahamian girls because they are the most popular girls on the largest Caribbean dating site.
The thought of walking hand in hand with a sexy Caribbean beauty on a sandy beach in the Bahamas is too enticing to not write about them…
That’s why I talked to this sexy girl:
She’s one of the girls I contacted for my Caribbean Cupid review (the link above) and she was nice enough to hop on Skype and to tell me what it takes to date her…
“It’s So Hard to Find a Good Single Man in the Bahamas”
That’s the first thing she told me and it’s the reason why she signed up on Caribbean Cupid. She wants to find a man, preferably a man who …
- Is NOT married
- Is NOT a player
- Is NOT a whistleblower (more on that in a second)
According to her, it’s impossible to find such a man in Nassau. She said that they are either married and want you as a side chick or that they don’t want to commit and want you as a booty call.
Oh, and she mentioned that a lot of the local guys try to hook up with white tourist girls.
They make a sport out of it. The guy with the most trophies wins. That’s why hundreds of sexy Bahamian girls try to find love via online dating, even though the Bahamas has fewer women than Colorado Springs.
A Normal Approach is the Most Abnormal Thing for a Bahamian Woman
I had to laugh at what she said about Bahamian men.
“These whistleblowers”
That’s how she calls them and no, it has nothing to do with Edward Snowden. She calls the local guys whistleblowers because they whistle after every girl.
- Oi, sexy!
- Sexy, wanna hang out?
- Wanna chill, babe?
"Coconut, did you hear that? He wants me to throw you on his head!!!"
I asked her what it means when a local guy asks a girl to chill. Surprise, surprise, it means the same as “Netflix and chill”. The only difference is that Western men don’t approach a woman with “Hey, what’s your name, how about Netflix and chill?” unless they meet her on Tinder.
In the Bahamas, however, guys are using this line to approach girls.
No, they don’t say it after twenty minutes of conversation. They say it within the first five seconds of meeting her. And guess what? The girls hate it. That’s why hundreds of them hide from the local guys on online dating sites.
Here’s what my Bahamian girl said:
“A compliment is enough. Tell me that I’m beautiful and ask me for my name. Get to know me and ask me on a date. That’s all I want?”
Yep, that’s all that beautiful Bahamian women want. They want a guy who knows the difference between being a gentleman and a whistleblower.
Do Not Try to Meet Girls in One of the Popular Clubs in Nassau
“If you want to meet American, British, German, Swedish, and Dutch girls, you should visit the Ibiza Bahama Beach Club or the Bacardi Store and Bar Lounge. If you want to meet Bahama girls, you should stay away from the nightlife.”
What she says makes sense.
The Bahamas is one of the most popular tourist destinations on the planet. Heck, half of my colleagues from my last job in Germany have visited the Bahamas. It’s THAT popular.
And the local guys are constantly trying to pick up tourist girls.
In other words, the clubs are packed with drunk tourist girls and horny local men. Don’t go there to meet sexy Bahamian girls. You won’t find many.
You Can Find Hundreds of Bahamian Girls on Caribbean Cupid
You can, however, find hundreds of Bahamian girls on Caribbean Cupid.
A lot of the female inhabitants see online dating as their last chance to meet guys who don’t harass them with whistles, oi’s and “hey sexy”. But it’s a small island and you won’t find a Bahamian dating site or dating service.
Instead, have a look at the screenshot I just shared with you.
What you see are the profiles of Bahamian women you can meet on Caribbean Cupid. They are waiting for you to…
Check out my Caribbean Cupid Review before you chat with them
Nobody is Dating in Nassau or Freeport
I have to warn you:
You won’t meet many singles from West End, Coopers Town or Freetown. These places are way too small. 9% of the Bahamian girls you meet online are from Nassau and 9% are from Freeport. These are your only two options.
And there’s another thing I have to warn you about:
Nobody dates in the Bahamas.
Not even in the capital
Yes, you read it right. I can’t write about the Bahamian dating culture because there is none. There is no three-date rule. People are not dating. If you like a girl, you approach her (either online or on the streets of Nassau). Then you hang out. End of the story.
Your Bahamian Girlfriend is Going With You
I don’t know if I should call her your girlfriend because again, nobody in this country is dating.
Bahamians are going.
She’s not your girlfriend. She’s your go to. And yes, I was staring like a deer caught in headlights when the Caribbean Cupid girl explained this to me.
“Everything is casual, in a forced way” she said.
According to her, a lot of Bahamian girls are tired of being go to’s because it makes it so damn easy for the local guys to say “you are not my girlfriend. We are just going” when they catch him talking, kissing, or banging another girl.
“I want to go on a real date and be in a real relationship” she said.
What If a Bahamian Girl Wants to Go on a Date With You?
Then she’s serious.
If a Bahamian girl wants to go on a REAL date with you aka no chillin, she wants to be your girlfriend. Unless you mess up big time, she will be yours. Hell, she already imagines your one-year anniversary while she gets dressed for the date.
She's just checking one last time...
It’s not like in the West.
In the Bahamas, girls usually don’t go on dates. But if they go, they don’t go to find out if this guy is a good catch. She already knows that you’re a good catch. All she wants to do is to make sure that you are not batshit crazy or borderline insane.
A date is a form of confirmation.
There’s no need to impress her and there’s no need to wine and dine her. She’s already impressed and in case you didn’t know, the salaries in the Bahamas are quite high. Just don’t mess it up!
That’s the secret of dating beautiful Bahamian women.
Summed Up Wisdom
I have to be honest with you. I’ve never been to the Bahamas, but I’ve talked to a beautiful Bahamian girl who I met on Caribbean Cupid. She agreed to a Skype call and to tell me everything about dating on her islands and sandy beaches.
Actually, she couldn’t tell me so much about the local dating culture because it doesn’t exist. In the Bahamas you don’t date, you hang out and you’re going. It’s casual, but not every girl wants relationships to be casual.
A lot of the local girls are looking for love online. And a lot of the local guys are too busy hunting tourist girls in the popular clubs in Nassau. All you have to do is to ask her on a date. You’ll be her first.
Enjoyabe read
You will find out once you meet her.
As a Bahamian man who is married and never cheated on my wife of nearly 7 years, firstly, ‘money rules the world’ my friend. Women “looking for love online” are simply looking for the embodiment of their already high expectations based on their fantasies and what they see on the TV. That’s not only a reality in the Bahamas as it happens everywhere. And anyone who still can’t figure out women is ignorant or willfully ignorant to the ways of the world in which we live. However, if you believe her (generalising) take is the truth about specifically Bahamian males, then you should know that there’s always 3 sides to a story. Good men are everywhere in the world but women can be picky, and reason for that pickiness has little to do with a man’s character, lol. Money is necessary but when it’s the only thing that makes you even look in a person’s direction, you too can expect a misconceived view of reality, like many women in this world evidently possess.
Ok, so I just met this gorgeous girl on my local (Vancouver,BC Canada ) dating site. She moved to Vancouver from the Bahamas, to complete her scholarship. I am taken back a bit by how much she perusing me !!
I’m not complaining by any means just wondering if I should be cautious of her agenda ( If it was someone local showing the same eagerness, I’d dismiss her as a =golddigger/opportunist betafemale takertype## ) or is she possibly expressing her true interest and honest intent?
Wow, thanks a lot! 🙂
I don’t know if you are the best wirter or the best pick up artist in the world, but you are definitly the best writer in the community of pick up artists.