Argentinian women are the anti-Latinas of South America.
“Sebastian, what do you mean with anti-Latinas?”
That’s a good question and I’m going to answer it in just a second.
But before I tell you everything you want to know about the beautiful blonde, brunette, and Asian (yes, Asian!) ladies that you can meet in Buenos Aires, Cordoba and Rosaria, I want to ask you something:
Do you have any idea what you’re getting yourself into?
Yes, I agree with you. Argentinian girls are so stunning that you don’t care that you just bit your tongue while staring.
- You don’t know how similar they are to Western women
- You don’t know how ruthless they are in clubs
- You underestimate their Catholic guilt and you…
I could go on and on but it’s time to expose all the secrets about the South American women who have more in common with your sister than with the average Latina…
10 Secrets about Argentinian Women (Not Your Average Latina)
Why do I mention your sister?
Well, because no matter if you are European, American, or Australian, you and your sister have European genes. So do the women in Argentina. In fact, it is estimated that 89.7% to 97% of the total population have European ancestors.
Why do you think models like Luisana Lopilato and Valeria Mazza have blonde hair and white skin?
That’s not the result of South American genes!
But the color of their hair and skin are not the only reasons why they are so different than the women from other South American countries…
1. Say Hello to the Smartest Girls in South America
Don’t worry. I’m going to talk about the beauty, body shape, and breast size (okay, I skip that part) in the next paragraphs.
Now it’s time to talk about their brains.
Some people say that Argentinian girls are the most beautiful females on the planet. That’s arguable and I would appreciate if you shared your opinion in the comments below. However, I say that they are the most intelligent and inquisitive girls in Latin America.
That’s not arguable. It’s a fact.
Despite Uruguay (Come on, it’s so small), Argentina has the highest average IQ in South America. But that’s not all. Buenos Aires has more bookstores per person than any other city in the world and yes, I know that some of them will close once Amazon has an Argentinian site.
But who cares? They are hot and they love to read. Win-win baby!
2. Argentinian Girls Have the Best English Skills in South America
And it gets better.
Just have a look at this screenshot:
That’s the official English proficiency index of Argentina compared to Colombia. And the winner is…
Isn’t that obvious?
I chatted with Colombian and with Argentinian girls on the largest Latin American dating site and guess where I received more replies in English? Most girls in the land of Diego Maradona can speak decent English.
Here's a message I got from an Argentinian girl, just in case you don't believe me:
And here's the profile picture of the sexy girl with the German skills (no joke):
3. You Might Get Run Over By a Car Because of Argentinian Models
I have to warn you.
Do NOT type “hottest Argentinian women” into Google and do not click on the image results, especially if you’re reading this article on your smartphone.
I don’t want you to get hit by a car.
But that’s what’s going to happen if you’re not careful, especially if you’re exploring the streets of Buenos Aires. You won’t see many girls in high heels and sexy miniskirts. That’s not their style.
You will, however, see thousands of girls with long legs, grace, and a beauty that has once enlightened the streets of Europe…before the women became men.
4. Argentinian Women are Like European Women 60 Years Ago
I will never forget the day when my 87-year-old grandmother turned towards me and said “now I understand why you love your girlfriend so much.” She was referring to my beautiful Thai girlfriend while she looked at the girls in the restaurant in my German hometown. She looked at them with disgust.
“How can you be so fat?” she said.
When I asked my grandmother if grandpa would have married her if she looked like a blue whale with pink hair and piercings, she almost swallowed her set of teeth.
Here’s the truth about hot Argentinian women:
- They walk and talk like ladies.
- They care about their weight.
- They dress in an elegant feminine way.
In other words, they are like European women before third-wave feminism destroyed them.
5. The Women of Argentina Got Their Blond Eyes and Blue Hair from the Nazis
“ohhhh….that’s politically incorrect! You can’t say that!”
Well, I can and do you know why?
Because it’s the truth!
All these beautiful girls from Argentina with their long blonde hair are the descendants of Swedish or German immigrants. And guess what? A lot of the German immigrants arrived in Argentina after 1945 and no, this is not a coincidence.
Thousands of Nazis fled to Argentina. That’s a fact.
Some of them had daughters.
The genes have been passed on until they day you fall in love with the shining blue eyes of the blonde Argentinian girl you meet on Latin American Cupid.
6. Your Argentinian Girlfriend Has No Butt (Compared to Other Latinas)
Have you ever dated a Colombian woman?
Then you know what it means to date a girl whose ass is so perfect that you want to fall on your knees and thank God for letting you touch this wonder of the world.
Sorry, but you won’t have the same joy in Argentina.
I mean, the body of your future Argentinian girlfriend is amazing. She has long legs, a slim body, a flat stomach, beautiful breasts and yes, a nice round butt.
Just don’t expect her to have an ass that’s twice as big as her head. You’re in the wrong country for that.
7. Argentina is No Country for Men Who Love Girls with Melanin
You can meet a lot of beautiful women from Argentina online, but 95% of them are whiter than snow.
In case you are into dark-skinned Latinas, you will hate Argentina. You’ll have such a hard time finding girls with enough Melanin to satisfy your desires that you’ll try to escape the country after one day.
Remember, it’s estimated that up to 97% of the people have European ancestors.
- No indigenous women.
- No half-African women.
- No round and brown bubble butts.
But wait. There is hope for chocolate lovers…
8. The Dark-Skinned Girls You Meet Online are Peruvian or Bolivian
I just logged into my Latin American Cupid dashboard again.
I wanted to know if it’s really impossible to meet dark-skinned women. It turns out that there are quite a few dark-skinned women, but none of the brown beauties I saw are from Argentina.
- They are from Paraguay
- They are from Peru
- They are from Bolivia
But that doesn’t mean that you can’t ask them on a date.
9. Asian-Argentinian Girls are so Goddamn Cute
Did you know that Argentina is home to more than 7.000 South Korean, 4.000 Japanese and 2.800 Taiwanese immigrants?
Now imagine a woman who combines the soft facial features of a petite Asian girl with the curves of a woman like Shakira and the hair of a Swedish supermodel.
Welcome to Buenos Aires!
10. Argentinian Babes are the Classy Version of American College Girls
I already told you that these elegant ladies are like Western women 60 years ago. I know. This can be hard to understand, especially because they look similar to American college girls.
The big difference:
They don’t act like American college girls.
An educated Argentinian woman would never…
- Make out with you after five minutes.
- Hook up with you after ten minutes.
- Drink until she pukes on your bedroom floor.
Looks can be deceiving. The personality of an Argentinian bride can be heart-warming.
6 Secrets about Meeting Argentinian Girls (+Online Dating Hacks)
Here’s what it comes down to:
- Western facial features without the Western attitude.
- Long legs and slim bodies without revealing clothes.
- A heart-warming personality without alcohol problems.
Now my question to you:
Are you ready to meet your future Argentinian girlfriend or bride?
11. Buenos Aires is the Most Famous City to Meet Argentinian Girls
Yes, it’s the most famous city, but that doesn’t mean that it’s the best place to meet girls.
Okay, I admit it.
Buenos Aires has a few advantages that other cities do NOT have:
- You can choose among millions of stunning women.
- The girls in the capital have better English skills than the ones from smaller towns.
- The nightlife is better than anywhere else in the country (check out the Bayside nightclub)
However, there are several reasons why I would travel to Rosario, Mendoza, and especially to Cordoba…
12. Cordoba is the Best City to Meet the Most Beautiful Argentinian Women
Mendoza and Rosario are nice too, but the most beautiful Argentinian women live in Cordoba. With less than 1.4 million inhabitants and six universities, Cordoba is known as THE university city of the country.
In other words, there’s an abundance of beautiful 20-year-old girls who live away from their parents for the very first time of their life.
Do I really have to say more?
13. Your White Skin Doesn’t Make You Special
I have to tell you one more thing and you won’t like it.
The truth is that being Caucasian is such a huge benefit in every South American country…except Argentina.
Sorry, but the ladies don’t give a shit about the fact that you’re white.
It’s not that they don’t like the color of your skin. They do. They just don’t care because 97% of the local guys have the exact same skin as you. You are not the special snowflake that you are in Peru, Colombia, or in Chile.
You are one of millions, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t meet dozens of stunning Argentinian babes who all want to be your girlfriend…
14. It’s Still the Most Popular Country on Latin American Cupid (Because there is No Argentina Cupid )
“Why can I find so many Argentinian girls on Latin American Cupid, even though I don’t have the gringo bonus?”
It’s weird, I know.
And it gets even weirder when you consider that Argentina is the most popular country on the largest Latin American dating site (at the same time the best Argentinian dating site) on the web. You can literally chat with thousands of stunning mail order brides within the next couple of minutes.
It doesn’t make any sense that this country is more popular than Colombia, Brazil and the Dominican Republic AND that these model-type girls reply to messages.
There’s only one explanation for that:
They are all looking for something that the Argentinian men are not willing to give them.
15. Here’s Why You Should Focus Exclusively on Online Dating
Let’s face it:
You don’t have the “look at me I’m white” bonus when you approach girls on the streets of Buenos Aires or Cordoba. But it gets worse.
The local men are known for being ruthless and sometimes helpless players (as you can see in the video below).
Why do you think thousands of Argentinian girls are looking for love online?
- They are sick and tired of getting hit on by players.
- They don’t want to get dumped after one night.
- They can let their guards down once they are online.
What about the real world?
Her guards are up and there’s nothing you can do about it.
She will reject you straight away. You won’t even have the time to say “I’m a forei…”
What if you hit the clubs?
Good luck with that. Enjoy looking from afar how handsome local players grab and kiss girls on the dancefloor…without getting their consent.
16. A Word of Warning if You Still Want to Meet Girls in the Real World
Okay, there’s one way you can avoid online dating:
Establish a social circle.
That’s your only alternative but there are a lot of downsides that you have to consider:
- It’s time-intensive.
- It’s hit or miss (who says that your buddy has hot female friends?).
- It’s shallow.
Call me old school but I think it’s shallow to establish “friendships” just because you want to meet women. And heck, it can be dangerous. Just imagine you lay eyes on a girl that your Argentinian friend is secretly in love with.
Online dating is more direct, straightforward and a hell of a lot easier.
11 Secrets about Dating Argentinian Girls (And Their Moms)
Just because it’s easy to meet sexy Argentinian babes online doesn’t mean that dating them is easy too. Things can get tricky once the “hey, I like your profile” turns into a passionate night, a relationship, and the words “I love you”.
A lot of things can happen, especially with an Argentinian drama queen.
- She might break your heart.
- She might freak out when you talk to another girl.
- But she will never break your bank.
Here’s the truth about dating Argentinian girls that Lionel Messi wishes he had known before he married Antonella Roccuzzo…
17. Dating in Argentina Won’t Make You Broke
Nasty gold diggers are the last thing you have to be afraid of.
Even though the people in this country have to deal with a ridiculously high inflation rate, Argentina has a high-income economy and a pretty solid middle class, which is quite rare in South America.
In other words, you don’t need to be scared that the girls are after your money.
18. She Will Change Her Plans Unless You Lead Her
Is everything about dating Argentinian beauties roses and unicorns?
Nope, there’s one quality of them that I hate. And you will hate it too. Believe me.
Here’s the big no-go:
They are living in the now and I don’t mean this in the Eckhart Tolle sense. Their future orientation is non-existent, which makes them think that changing plans every ten minutes is absolutely fine.
- You tell her to meet you at 7 pm and she’ll arrive at 8 pm.
- You give her your phone number and she’ll forget it five minutes later.
- You tell her to come to your place and she’ll wait at her place.
It’s hard to not get a stroke with this behavior.
But what do you expect in a country where no doesn’t mean no because guys don’t accept it. The only way the ladies can fight back is by turning a yes into a maybe.
19. The First Date Should Be at a Public Place (Or She won’t Show Up)
Remember what I said about Argentinian girls in comparison to American college girls?
- There’s no Netflix and chill.
- There’s no hookup culture.
- There’s no pretending to be oh-so Christian.
Your future Argentinian girlfriend is a traditional Catholic woman and you better not invite her to your place on the first date. She won’t show up because she’s heard the same line from the local players a million times.
20. Don’t Be Shocked When You’re on a Date With Two Argentinian Models
“Yaay! A Threesome with two hot Argentinian girls!”
Not so fast Gringo.
Just because she shows up with a friend doesn’t mean that she wants to share you. It only means that she wants a second opinion. And boy, that opinion is damn important.
In Argentina it’s common to bring a friend on the date and it’s even more common to make a decision based on the friend’s opinion.
You better make a good impression.
21. Argentinian Girls and Their Catholic Guilt about Sex
Let me introduce you to the Catholic guilt about sex.
Come on, I told you that you are not in the Dominican Republic. If you expect these girls to take off their clothes on the first date, you should stop dreaming.
I’m going to burst your bubble.
Even though only 20% of the 90% of girls who are Roman Catholic attend church on a regular basis, their beliefs are set in stone. She will never forget how her grandmother and her mother told her that sex before marriage is a sin…even though they did it too.
22. Sexual Aggressiveness Works in the DR But not in Argentina
You can’t seduce beautiful Argentinian girls with sexual aggressiveness. You just can’t.
- The local men try it this way and the girls are sick and tired of it.
- She has been raised to be a good girl.
- The way she presents herself tells you how she wants to be seduced.
What do I mean by the way she presents herself?
No high heels, no revealing clothes, no crazy makeup…just pure elegance.
Be a gentleman, not a player. She has met enough players for one life. Now it’s time to show her what it’s like to date a gentleman.
23. Kissing an Argentinian Girl is Not the Same as Kissing a Brazilian Girl
A Brazilian girl kisses you after five minutes. She meets you at the bar, you have a fun conversation, you go for the kiss and bam. That’s it. It’s no big deal.
An Argentinian girl, on the other hand, only kisses you if she means it. She meets you and you can talk to her for hours without a kiss. Then suddenly it happens. You taste her soft lips and her moaning reveals her feelings. It’s a big deal for her.
She will only kiss you when she’s ready for the next step.
24. Argentinian Girls are Traditional Girlfriends (But Not Submissive)
Sexy Argentinian girls are traditional.
- She believes in traditional gender roles.
- Her cooking skills are better than her binge drinking skills.
- Her family is priority numero uno.
However, if you expect her to be your submissive wife, you are up for a surprise. This won’t happen. She has more fire under her ass than one of Elon Musk’s rockets to Mars.
25. Dating an Argentinian Woman is Like Dancing Tango
Don’t burn your fingers.
These ladies have more in common with European women than with Latinas but when it comes to their passion and unpredictable temper, they are hot-blooded Latinas.
Are you ready to dance the Tango with her?
It’s a passionate ride and one wrong step can lead to a broken heart.
26. She Prays, Stays and Walks with Her Family
Your Argentinian wife loves you, but she loves her family even more.
That’s the price you have to pay for marrying a woman who is so gorgeous that your friends want to die from envy.
- She prays with her family that you are a good guy.
- She lives with her family until she gets married.
- She walks away from you if her family doesn’t like you.
Do everything in your power to get along with her family members.
Let them ask you all kinds of awkward questions. It’s okay. Accept that she has to cancel dinner plans because her mom needs help. It’s also okay.
The worst thing you can do is to make mommy and daddy angry.
27. Telos or a Nasty Call from Mama at 10 pm
What’s the fastest way to make mommy and daddy angry?
Spend the night with their beloved daughter.
Don’t get me wrong. She’ll be happy to spend the night with you, to cuddle all night, and to shower with you in the morning. But her parents won’t be so amused.
That’s where Telos come into play.
Telos are legal sex hotels in Argentina that are so famous among the locals that 3 million people visit them every year. No matter if you are looking for Argentinian women for marriage or for a nice and sweet girlfriend, she knows about Telos…and she wants to visit one with you sooner or later.
These love hotels have only one purpose:
What mommy and daddy don’t know doesn’t make them angry.
Summed Up Wisdom
She’s not your average Latina. She doesn’t have caramel brown skin and she also doesn’t have a butt like Kim Kardashian. But that’s okay because she loves books and her family more than butt implants. She combines traditional values with the looks of a feminine Western girl.
Meeting her is easy. She’s not the only hot Argentinian girl who tries to find love on Latin America’s largest dating site. What about dating her? Well, it’s like dancing Tango. It’s passionate, exciting, but one wrong step and drama knocks on your door.
You need to be prepared for the dance. That’s why you should scroll up and read this article about the most fascinating women of South America.