What if you want to meet and date hot Cuban girls?
More power to you!
In case you are European, Australian or from any other part of the world, you can lie in bed with a sexy Cuban woman by the end of tomorrow.
What if you’re American?
Before 2014, it was impossible.
Then Barack Obama and Raul Castro surprised both nations by changing everything. Suddenly, Americans could visit the former communist paradise of Fidel Castro. Since then, the number of American tourists has increased by 50% each year.
And then came Trump…
Disclaimer: What if an American Wants to Date Cuban Girls?
I did a lot of research before writing this article.
Here’s how I understand it:
President Trump decided to review Obama’s policies in order to eliminate individual travel to Cuba that is, according to the White House, abused. Since the implementation in June, things have changed.
It’s not that easy for US citizens to get a tourist visa, at least not anymore.
As far as I understand it, you can still visit Cuba if you fly from another South American country. You could enjoy the company of beautiful Mexican girls or sexy Colombian chicas before you visit Cuba. You should be fine.
But please consult the U.S. Embassy before you book your flight. I don’t want you to get in trouble. Or focus on the American Cuban women in Miami.
Ah fuck it, you’ll find a way.
You have to because the women in this country want you more than ever before…
Why Obama’s Cuba Policy Was the Ultimate Game Changer
This article is not about politics. I’m not American and I don’t care if you’re pro Obama, pro Trump, or pro Cookie Monster. No matter what you believe in, there’s one thing you can’t deny.
Obama created the Cuban mail order bride.
His policy changes gave the sexy ladies in Havana faith. Now they believe that they have a chance to meet their American prince. They know that their dream of a happy marriage in the States is no longer just a dream. It’s possible.
Here’s what happened since 2014:
The market is wide open. And you can be served first.
5 Tips for Understanding Cuban Women (And Their Beauty)
Come on. Let’s stop the bullshit and be honest.
THIS is the reason why you want to date Cuban women:
Am I right?
I know that I’m right. Heck, I’m drooling like a horny dog. I can’t keep my eyes off of this picture. And you won’t be able to keep your eyes (and your hands) off of the beautiful Cuban girl you’ll wake up next to.
When? I don’t know. That’s up to you.
All I know is that these sexy ladies have more to offer than a booty that could crack a walnut…
1. Not All Cuban Girls Want $30 Men
I know what you’re thinking.
“Everyone knows that Cuban women are hookers!”
“30 bucks…is that what I have to pay for sex?”
Ahhh…I love stereotypes.
I love them because they are true and false at the same time. Yes, some Cuban women work as prostitutes. Some of them ask for money upfront. Others ask when they get dressed. I mean, the taxi in Havana is expensive, right?
Some are hookers, but not all.
In fact, one of the girls I met online told me that she despises $30 men. No, she’s not talking about dudes who want to pay her $30 for a free access card to her vagina. She means the men who still believe that Cuban women earn less than 30 bucks a month even though more than 70% earn way more than that.
Stereotypes resist change and Cuban girls refuse to date exploiters.
You think that she’s a prostitute. She thinks that you’re a creepy sex tourist who prays to God that she doesn’t earn more than $29.95. Let’s forget about the stereotypes and look at what’s really important.
2. The Values of Cuban Girls are as Old as the Cars in Havana
In Havana, everything is old.
Okay, not everything. Plenty of women are young, sexy, and single. But their values are as old as the Chrysler’s from the 50s.
Let’s face it:
Communism has nipped economic development in the bud. No chance. That’s why you won’t see any fancy billboards or modern houses. To be honest, that’s what makes Havana so unique…and its women.
“She believes in what?!”
Yep, she believes in sexual freedom.
Communism and the Catholic Church are not best buddies. Less influence of the church means more sexual freedom. Heck, Fidel Castro has slept with more than 35.000 women, one for lunch and one for dinner.
Cuban women are the most traditional (when it comes to gender roles) and the most open (when it comes to sex) of all women in South America. Oh, and either she or her mom had sex with Fidel Castro.
Wouldn’t it be cool to say that you and Fidel Castro slept with the same woman?
3. Sexy Cuban Models are the Result of Mixed Genetics
The mysterious beauty of the Cuban females…
Okay, it’s not that mysterious. It’s simple genetics. According to a study from 2014, approximately 72% of Cubans have European ancestors. That’s why you’ll find so many white chicks on the best Cuban dating site (more on that later).
What about the dark-skinned ladies on Havana beach?
20% have African ancestors and 8% have Native American ancestors.
But there’s one thing they all have in common: Their curves.
Holy Mother of God! I’m not saying that these ladies don’t look good from the front. But their back side…that’s a different league.
4. Hot Cuban Girls are Shorter than Sexy Thai Girls
Cuban babes have butts that make you bite your tongue.
But what if they just look big?
I’m serious. These Latin ladies are so short that even the tiniest ass looks like Kim Kardashian’s stern. The average height for women is less than 158 cm. Believe it or not but they are shorter than the women in Thailand.
Are you into short, sexy Latinas?
I hope you are because you’ll have a hard time finding one who’s taller than Kim K.
5. Hot Cuban Women are Smarter than Most Other Latinas
Here’s why you should date students and salsa teachers in Havana…
The latter is obvious. She’s fit, she can dance, and she can do movements with her hips that you can’t do with your hands. What about the students? Well, focusing on sexy student girls is the easiest way to find intelligent women.
Actually, you can ignore this advice.
You can find smart Cuban girls on every street corner. The country has a higher literacy rate than the USA (yep, that’s a fact) and 94% of students graduate high school. Don’t believe the myth that these women are uneducated prostitutes.
They are smart girls who can’t wait to date a smart man like you.
4 Tips for Approaching Beautiful Cuban Women Online (in English)
Here’s something you need to know about Cuban ladies:
Holy moly! Thank God Fidel Castro’s censorship doesn’t affect the largest South American dating site on the internet. That would suck.
The good news:
You can meet thousands of hot Cuban girls on this dating site and quite a few of them speak English.
Which dating site?
6. Meet Thousands of Cuban Girls on Latin American Cupid
Did I say thousands?
Yes, you can meet thousands of young, sexy girls on Cuban Cupid. Oh shit. I don’t mean Cuban Cupid. I mean Latin American Cupid.
The former doesn’t exist. The latter is the largest South American dating site on the internet with millions of members…and good old Fidel’s island is one of the most popular countries.
Yes, he has slept with more than 35.000 of them, but if you join Latina American Cupid today, you can meet hundreds of girls who are between 19 and 21 and who haven’t been eaten out by Mr. Castro.
7. Search for Girls with Basic English Skills
Do all Cuban singles you’ll meet on Latin American Cupid speak English?
It depends on you.
If you don’t search for girls who speak English, you won’t get girls who speak English. But then don’t complain that they don’t understand you. It’s not her fault that you clicked on her Spanish profile.
Here’s how you can find English-speaking girls:
It couldn’t be easier.
8. Avoid Sending Creepy Sex Tourist Vibes
What did I tell you about the $30 men?
Cuban women don’t want to chat with sex tourists, at least not the ones YOU want. The good girls don’t want to be around the filthy guys. It’s that simple. As soon as she has the feeling that you want cash in exchange for her private parts, she’ll be gone.
So don’t give her this feeling!
Let’s face it. If she wanted money, she wouldn’t sign up on an online dating site. All she has to do is to look at a guy who walks along the streets of Havana and boom…she has a new, purse, new shoes, and a new notch in the bedpost.
Here’s how you give her what she really wants:
The last point is highly effective because you prove that you visit Cuba for the culture and country…even if you only visit this Caribbean island to meet her.
9. Ask Her to Show You These Places in Havana
What if you have no freaking idea which places you could possibly mention?
Well, how about these places:
Playas del Este
Plaza de la Catedral
The Barrio Chino
Teatro National de Cuba
In case you are sick and tired of the hordes of tourists, you can still sit in a local bar, smoke an original Cuban cigar, and order a cocktail for you lady.
9 Tips for Meeting Cuban Women (In The Country)
Let’s assume you read my Latin American Cupid review and join the site.
You browse through the profiles, you send messages, and then you meet her. She’s tinier than any girl you’ve ever dated. But her curves and her beautiful smile make your heart thump.
You can’t wait to meet her in Havana.
Then you think to yourself: “Wouldn’t it be easier to meet a girl in one of the clubs in Havana?”
10. Leave the Night Game to the Cuban Men
In case you’re a party freak, I have bad news for you:
Clubs in Havana suck big time.
I mean, you can hit the clubs if you want to confirm the stereotype that all Cuban hotties are prostitutes because the women who can afford to go to the clubs are in fact prostitutes.
What if you’re looking for a good girl? Stay out.
11. Set up a Date with The Girl You Meet Online (Or the One Next to You)
What’s the solution?
Set up a date with one of the pretty Cuban girls you meet online.
She already likes you and she wants to meet you. There’s no reason why you should waste your time and money with hookers in overpriced tourist traps.
Oh, there’s one alternative:
You can fly to Havana and sit on a park bench. Wait ten minutes and someone girl will sit next to you. But she’s probably a hooker. Hell, stick to online dating sites for picking up girls in Cuba.
12. Yes, You Can Text Her to Set Up the Date
“Beautiful Cuban ladies don’t have internet access…whaaaaa!!!”
Why does everyone say that?
Of course, the internet access in Havana is not as good as in the USA. That’s a fact. However, that doesn’t mean that she can’t read and answer your texts.
According to this source the government is already working on making the internet available, accessible, and affordable for everyone.
Calm down. She will reply. Just give her some time.
13. These are the Best Places in Havana to Meet Her
It’s time for your first date.
I already mentioned the Playa del Este. Beaches are always good for a first date. I mean, she’ll be half-naked. You’ll have fun.
Here’s where you can go before (or after) your trip to the beach:
El Chanchullero de Tapas
Almacenes San Jose (no, it’s not in San Jose)
San Juan Bar & Grill
Rio Mar (a bit expensive)
D’Next Bar Cafeteria
Eating is fine and dandy but fooling around, touching each other, and getting wet is even better.
14. Do NOT Dress Like a Tourist When You Meet Her
Dating a Cuban woman is an adventure.
But it’s a short adventure if you walk around like a tourist. And yes, with tourist I mean sex tourist. The typical socks, sandals, and sombrero style won’t cut it. She’ll run away the moment she sees you.
Do you really want that?
Then dress like a man who believes in himself, his charm, and in shirts with sleeves. No tank top, no cargo shorts, and please, oh please, no gold chain.
15. Tell Her that You’re Scared of Meeting Prostitutes
Do it. Believe me on that.
Here’s what she’ll think when you tell her that you’re scared of meeting prostitutes:
It’s so much easier to meet Cuban ladies when they think that you are not looking for pay for play.
16. Let Her Walk 10-30 Meters Behind You (Unless She’s White)
Let’s talk about racism.
Me? Nope, I’m not racist. But Cubans are…at least the police.
Here’s what happens when you walk next to a light-skinned woman:
Here’s what happens when you walk next to a black Cuban girl:
The police will stop you, arrest her, and you might get in trouble. That’s how it is. I can’t change it. Apparently, Afro Cuban women are prostitutes and white girls aren’t.
What about fact checking?
Nobody cares. I guess they do it because there’s a higher chance that a white girl is a tourist and they don’t want to embarrass themselves. But there are also a lot of African American tourists. It doesn’t make sense.
Here’s what you do when you walk with a black or Mulatto woman:
Tell her to walk 10-15 meters behind you. Yes, I know that it’s stupid. Do it anyway.
17. Let Her Seduce You with Her Salsa Skills
I’m sorry. I forgot something in my list of first date ideas.
Here you go:
I don’t care if you do it on the first, second, or third date. Just do it. Heck, you can even go alone. Imagine a room full of sexy Cuban single ladies who are looking for a dance partner.
Shaking booties, sweaty bodies, and long legs…
Does that sound good, or what?
18. Invite Her to Your Apartment (NOT to Your Hotel)
Getting laid in Cuba is easy as long as you avoid this:
Do not book a hotel.
The girls have to register at the hotel, but they don’t want to because they are scared of the police. And you end up in trouble. Yes, she’s scared, even if she has never and will never work as a prostitute.
Here’s the solution:
Book an Airbnb or any other private apartment. The law says that the girls have to register in apartments as well, but nobody cares. Enjoy your stay.
6 Tips for Dating Cuban Women (The Good Girls)
The thought of dating Cuban women puts a smile on your face.
You are NOT here because you want to sleep with prostitutes. No thanks, Sir. You want a girl with a sweet ass and an even sweeter heart. Passion, adventure, and love are what motivate you.
Let’s have a look at how to get the Cuban girls you really want…
19. Observe How Cuban Men Woo European Tourist Girls
You can learn a lot from the local men.
I mean, the way they seduce all those naïve and overweight tourist girls is out of this world. They really make them believe that they are desirable. And it works! It would be a shame to NOT learn from them.
The American girls love it.
The girls in Cuba love it too…but they know that the local guys are just playing. What about you? She hasn’t lost hoped. She still believes in her Western prince.
Imagine how she feels when her Western prince knows how to woo her.
20. Dating in Cuba is Not as Cheap as You Think
Most people earn less than $300 a month.
Apparently, that doesn’t stop the restaurants from charging ridiculously high prices. I mean, come on. You don’t need to be a math professor to realize that a steak for $20 is in no relation to the salary. It’s a tourist trap. That’s all it is.
What about hotels?
I already told you why you should stay in private apartments. The hotel prices are just another reason. The better hotels in Havana are more expensive than the ones in Los Angeles.
21. Dating in Cuba is Safer than You Think
The Cuban government has only one goal:
Get as many dollar bills as possible.
The tourist who spends the most convertible peso gets the Tourist of the Year award. That’s why dating in Cuba is not that cheap. But that’s also why it’s safer than the train station in your hometown…unless you visit really dodgy areas at night.
The police officers have only one mission:
Protect the Yankee dollar, uuhmm, I mean the tourists.
Whenever a beach girl or a street seller harasses you, they come and help you. They don’t give a shit if a local guy gets shot, stabbed, and buried in broad daylight.
All they care about is your life:
You’ll feel like a celebrity with a team of private bodyguards.
22. You Can’t Stay at Your Girlfriend’s Place (or in Her Car)
Don’t fuck with the Cuban government.
I mean, unless you date a high-so girl, she won’t invite you to her apartment because she lives with her family. But even if you meet a girl who asks you to stay at her place…don’t do it. It’s too risky. And it might be a trap.
Foreigners are not allowed to sleep in a home of a Cuban.
And no, the excuse that she’s only naked because the air conditioning doesn’t work won’t save you. Oh, and don’t even think about getting in her car. I don’t care if driving in an old-timer is your childhood dream. The government doesn’t allow it.
Invite her to your place and make sure that your place is a private apartment.
23. Not Paying for Dates Doesn’t Work in Cuba
I have this rule.
Here’s the rule: Never pay for her shit on the first date. I stick to this rule, no matter if I’m in Thailand, in the Philippines or in Russia.
What about Cuba?
Compared to the local salary, the prices for restaurants are just too high. I mean, a Thai girl who earns §300 can pay for a $1 meal, but a Cuban girl who earns $300 can’t pay for a $200 meal…at least not every day.
Cuban women are looking for men who pay the restaurant bill. But don’t worry. She’ll thank you later.
24. Small Gifts Make Her Heart Melt and Her Titties Jiggle
The sexiest Cuban women are naïve romantics.
Everything that’s from the West is exciting, new, and has long been inaccessible. They watch Hollywood movies with the eyes of a child. It’s an adventure that makes them dream.
She dreams of the romantic guy who woos her with small presents.
Western girls laugh at small presents. The women in Havana love them. You can’t go wrong with a box of chocolate.
3 Tips for Marriage-Minded Cuba Travelers
What if you’re not that interested in dating multiple sexy women?
What if you’re looking for Cuban women for marriage?
Obama created the Cuban bride. Donald Trump tries to tame her. But she can’t be tamed. She has been unleashed and she’s looking for her husband.
Here’s everything you need to know about her…
25. Cuban Brides Have More Fire than the Food They Cook for You
Only consider marrying a Cuban woman if you want a traditional wife.
But hey, that’s why you’re reading an international dating blog. Just keep in mind that these ladies are VERY conservative. She expects you to be the breadwinner. She will take care of the rest. Yes, that includes the household, you, and your friend in your pants.
There’s one thing that Cuban wives are famous for:
Being accommodating and outspoken at the same time…
She does everything for you, but if you mess up, you can expect a firework of emotions, drama, and passionate arguments.
26. Cuban Mail Order Brides Have More Faith Than Fidel Castro
Cuban wives are religious.
Despite the massive influence of the so-called “godless” communism, religion has survived in Havana and beyond. Raul Castro once said that he “will resume praying and turn to the church again if the pope continues this vein.”
Today, more than 60% of the population define themselves as Catholic. It has never been easier to find a religious Cuban wife than these days.
27. Your Cuban Wife Will Never Leave You
Cuban mail order brides don’t leave their husbands.
“Sebastian, how can you be so sure about that?”
It’s a pretty bold statement. I know. But I’m confident that your future Cuban wife will not leave you. First of all, you’re a good guy. You’ll treat her with love and respect.
Why should she leave you?
And why should she divorce you and go back to Cuba?
It doesn’t make any sense. The country has nothing to offer besides sun, beaches, and women who are younger than her. Oh, and her mom would kill her. Her mother taught her that a good husband leads to a good life and that no man (or the wrong man) leads to a lifelong struggle.
She’ll do everything to keep you.
Summed Up Wisdom
Not every Cuban woman is a prostitute. And not every beautiful beach girl in Havana earns less than $30 a month. It’s time to forget about the old stereotypes and to embrace the fact that Obama created the Cuban mail order bride. Thanks Barack!
Don’t be afraid to learn from the local men and don’t be afraid to meet women online. Yes, they are real and yes, they have internet. As long as you allow her to seduce you with her Salsa skills, you’ll enjoy your stay. And as long as you don’t book a hotel, you can enjoy it together.
Just remember that it’s your job to pay the restaurant bill. She really can’t afford it. And once she’s your wife, she can’t afford to leave you. You’re the best thing that ever happened to her and she knows it.