Caribbean Cupid Review: 10 Countries and 71 Replies

Look at this exotic beauty and you will understand why I had to write this Caribbean Cupid review…

Imagine playing in the water with her.

Her caramel skin feels soft. Her lips taste sweet. Her smile makes you lose your senses while the ocean breeze tickles your skin. You are all alone and you can’t wait to see her in her full beauty, to explore her body and to…

Let’s be honest:

Every man has at least once fantasized about being trapped on a lonely island with an exotic beauty who wears next to nothing…or nothing at all.

I hope you now understand why I had to write this Caribbean Cupid review:

That’s why I signed up for free on the largest Caribbean dating site on the internet.

That’s why I sent 100 messages to 100 stunning dark-skinned women…

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The Caribbean Cupid Dating Site Might Be for You if…

Where should I start?

The Caribbean is a big place with many islands. I don’t know if you are looking for a holiday romance in the Bahamas or if you dream of marrying a beautiful Dominican princess.

Well, read this review to the very end and you’ll know the answer.

But one thing is for sure:

This dating site MIGHT be the best thing that ever happened to you, at least if you are looking for girls in one of the following countries…

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These are the 10 most popular countries on Caribbeancupid.com. These are the countries with the most female members. And it doesn’t surprise me why most men are looking for girls in the Bahamas, Barbados and Belize.

English is their first language. This makes contacting, meeting and eventually dating these girls so much easier.

One more thing:

I knew that the girls in Bahamas and Barbados are stunning but Belize blew my mind.

To be honest, I didn’t even know that this country exists. Now I know that it is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Combine African curves with South American charm and the results are so stunning that I had to get one of these girls on Skype…

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The Women Who Are Waiting For You On Caribbean Cupid

Yes, I skyped with one of the girls from Belize and it was quite fun. We talked about her job (she worked in an office) and about her family (she had one child). She was cute.

Too bad that I can’t visit her…

But you can!

Heck, you can still meet all the girls who replied to my super cheesy first message.

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My International Caribbean Cupid Experience: 71 Replies and Counting

You don’t believe me? Then have a look at this screenshot from my Caribbean Cupid dashboard:

You still don’t believe me? Then have a look at my recent profile activity:

The math is simple:

This leads me to the genius and unbelievable conclusion that I can be proud of this:

The question is:

How did I get there and can YOU achieve the same result?

The answer to the second part of the question is undoubtedly yes. You can achieve the same result. In fact, you can achieve an even better result because you are (most likely) older than me.

It’s no secret that foreign women are attracted to older men. It’s also no secret that super cheesy messages that Western girls laugh at work like gangbusters in traditional countries (they love that romantic shit).

Check out the message I sent to all 100 girls and tell me in the comments below if it’s the cheesiest message you’ve ever read:

Okay, okay. I have to be honest. Not EVERY girl loved my message…

And not every girl who replied to my message was girlfriend material. I mean, what kind of girl agrees to go on a date with a stranger right after her father’s funeral? I mean, I hope that it’s a funeral.

However, more than 80% of the girls who replied to my message…

Let’s have a look at what these girls really said by looking their replies…

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1. My Caribbean Cupid Results in the Bahamas (Nassau)

Let’s start with the girl who couldn’t believe that I sent her this message.

It seems like the girls in the Bahamas love my cheesy message. First they are speechless and then they tell me that I made their day. Life can be so beautiful.

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2. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Barbados (Bridgetown)

I have to be honest. Playing with her is the only thing I can imagine right now and you would agree with me if you saw her pictures.

Yes, I would love to touch her and play with this Bajan beauty all night, but I can say the same about the next girl who was happy to receive my touching words. Oh man, all that touching makes my head spin.

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3. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Belize (Belmopan)

I already mentioned that I was surprised that the women in Belize are that beautiful. But did I also tell you that I was surprised that they are that friendly…and a bit confusing?

At least some of them are direct and straight to the point. That’s how a German like me loves it…

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4. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Dominican Republic (Santo Domingo)

I can’t complain about my results in the Dominican Republic. I just checked my inbox and it turned out that 6 of the 10 girls replied to my message. One of them called me “baby”.

Another sexy girl with a body that needs a gun license called me “my love”.

Don’t get me wrong. All these nice words and potential dates with curvy (and busty) Dominican women made me smile. But I have to be honest.

I had more success on Dominican Cupid.

Are you reading this Caribbean Cupid review because you want to meet Dominican women?

Check out my Dominican Cupid review because you’ll find more women and you’ll (most likely achieve a higher response rate (I had a response rate of 78%).

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5. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Guyana (Georgetown)

Guyana, another country that I, Mr. Ignorant, didn’t know exists. And I also didn’t know that the women in this country are so damn friendly.

It’s impossible to not smile when you receive such a message from a beautiful 23-year-old Caribbean beauty…

And even though I have no idea why she’s talking about African American women, I would still love to meet the girl who sent me the message below.

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6. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Haiti (Port-au-Prince)

What about Haiti?

It’s the only country on the list where everyone speaks French. Unfortunately, the only two words I remember from high school are baguette and salut.

I expected disastrous results. Then I received the first reply and it was written in English.

“If you want to take me on a date I say yes” Can it get any better than that?

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7. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Jamaica (Kingston)

I have to admit something. I’ve never been to Jamaica (it’s on my bucket list), but I fantasized about Jamaican women more than once. I don’t know why but there’s something about these girls that makes my heart beat faster.

You would feel the same way if you saw the pictures that this Jamaican beauty uploaded on Caribbean Cupid…

Maybe I love these girls because they don’t beat around the bush.

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8. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Puerto Rico (San Juan)

This hurts.

I love to share all the replies I got from sexy Caribbean girls, but I’m also not afraid to share my failures.

My experience in Puerto Rico was a complete and utter failure.

I didn’t receive one single reply, which lowered my response rate dramatically. However, most of the girls I contacted haven’t been online for weeks. In other words, nobody read my message and nobody replied.

Does that mean that it’s hard to meet Puerto Rican girls online?

Well, yes and no.

It’s hard to meet them on Caribbean Cupid but it’s damn easy to meet them on Latin American Cupid.

I don’t know why, but for some reason all the Puerto Rican girls sign up on Latin American Cupid even though they are technically living on a Caribbean island. Maybe somebody should tell them.

In the meantime you can check out my Latin American Cupid review if you want to chat with sexy Puerto Rican girls.

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9. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Hey, I know that my message is super cheesy. But that doesn’t mean that the girls don’t like it. Some of them would love to get to know a cheesy guy like me.

Curious women are not afraid to find out what it’s like to take the next step. God, I can’t wait to take the next step with this busty Caribbean goddess…

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10. My Caribbean Cupid Results in Saint Lucia (The whole freaking island)

Saint Lucia is a tiny island with fewer inhabitants than Ontario, California.

That’s why I was surprised that I received so many replies. And no, the replies didn’t come from overweight whales. I don’t even know if they have a McDonalds or KFC on this island. The girls who replied were gorgeous.

And one of the girls told me that whining is her passion. I was a bit confused until she sent me a video that explained that her definition of “whining” doesn’t match my definition of “whining” (social justice warriors crying their eyes out)…

Here’s the first message she sent me:

But it gets better (I think I’m in love with this island). Just have a look at the amazing message that another cute Saint Lucian girl sent me...

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What Others Say about the Caribbean Cupid Online Dating Site

I honestly can’t wait to receive the first emails with the subject “I met my girlfriend on Caribbean Cupid”. I already received a lot of these emails (especially from guys who read my Filipino Cupid review).

Until then you can have a look at what some of the guys say who already found the woman of their dreams. Just look at Curt and his beautiful wife (and no, she's not just his wife for two weeks).

Or look at Toya and that skinny white dude. I’m sure his friends are envious as hell.

What if you met a woman who is so beautiful, so supportive, and so special that you would want to marry her next week? You think that’s impossible? Ask the guy with the weirdest name on earth.

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The Caribbean Cupid Online Dating Q&A

But just because a guy whose name is Brother says that he found the love of his life doesn’t mean that you should run and sign up on Caribbean Cupid. Okay, maybe you should because it’s free and you have nothing to lose, but you should at least wait.

“Wait for what?” I hear you asking.

Well, I’m sure you want to get an answer to the following questions:

Allow me to answer every single one of your questions…

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1. Do the Women on Caribbean Cupid Speak English?

Here’s the list of the countries again (this time with the local language):

Do you see the pattern?

Every country besides the Dominican Republic, Haiti and Puerto Rico has English as their first language. And by now you know that Dominican Cupid is better to meet women in the Dominican Republic and that Latin American Cupid is better to meet women in Puerto Rico.

This leads me to the following conclusion:

Every girl on Caribbean Cupid (besides some Haitian ladies) is fluent in English.

Now you know why it’s so goddamn easy to meet women on this Caribbean online dating site.

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2. What about the Women on Caribbean Cupid? Scam Alert?

Calm down and take a deep breath.

Of course, I don’t say that it’s impossible to meet a gold digger on this site. I’m sure there are some. But I didn’t have any negative experience.

What do you do if a girl asks you for money?

You send her all your savings and your life insurance number!

No seriously:

You just click on "Report Abuse" and in case she’s a scammer, the Cupid Media support team will delete her profile.

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3. Is Caribbean Cupid Free?

It’s free to join this online dating site and it’s also free to do a bunch of other things:

…to see this annoying warning when you do that.

You can do a lot of things without paying but if you want to send and read messages, you or the woman you’re writing to needs to have a premium account.

Let’s face the truth:

99% of the girls have a free account, which means that YOU have to upgrade.

Sometimes life’s a bitch.

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4. Why Should I Upgrade My Membership on this Latin American Dating Site?

But when you really think about it, life is pretty amazing. Especially when you realize that upgrading your free account gives you more benefits than living off social welfare in the UK.

Just have a look at all the exclusive features you could use if you upgraded your membership:

That looks quite nice, doesn’t it?

It does because without all these exclusive features, I would have never had 71 replies in my inbox.

I upgraded to a Platinum Membership, remember?

“Why the hell do I need exclusive search features?” you might ask.

There’s just one answer:

Women of the Caribbean Photo Gallery

This gallery gives you access to the hottest Caribbean women on this dating site. Yes, you can contact them, chat with them, and meet them…but only if you have a Platinum Membership.

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5. What Does it Cost to Go from Zero to Hero? (Gold vs. Platinum)

You have two options.

You can either choose the Gold Membership:

Or you can choose the Platinum Membership, the option that I chose to message 100 girls for this Caribbean Cupid review:

The Gold Membership can cost less than 28 cents (yes, cents!) a day, while the Platinum Membership can cost less than 30 cents a day (in case you are committed enough for the 12-months option).

What a huge difference, huh?

When I compared all the benefits that a Platinum Membership offered me, it was not hard to decide which one I should take.

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The Pros of Caribbean Cupid

Besides a ridiculously high response rate and messages from girls who look like a mixture of Rhianna and Nicki Minaj?

Have a look at the pros:

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The Cons of Caribbean Cupid

Do I think that this is the best Caribbean dating site for you?

Hell yeah!

Is everything about this site perfect?

Hell no!

Here are the cons:

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Caribbean Cupid Review Walkthrough: From Signing Up to Your First Reply

Are you ready to get started?

I hope you are ready because I’m about to show you…

​Ready? Then let's get started...

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1. Join Caribbean Cupid (I Show You How)

Did I mention that I will walk you through each and every step?

I do. So let’s start with the signup process:

Click here to get to the Caribbean Cupid homepage

Okay, “process” is the wrong word. I don’t know if something that takes less than 60 seconds should be called a process.

All you have to do is to…

Oh, and don’t forget to click on the red VIEW SINGLES NOW button.

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2. Upload the Picture Your Future Caribbean Girlfriend Wants to See

What’s next?

Your handsome face!

But don’t worry. You don’t have to look like an Abercrombie and Fitch model to impress the female members. Grey hair is an asset and a dad bod is nothing to worry about.

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3. The Profile That Leads to the Best Results Online

Unfortunately, your profile still looks like this:

That’s not how you get the ladies. They want to know who they’re talking to and what the man they’re talking to is looking for on this dating site.

What can you do about that?

Do what I did and fill out your profile (it takes less than five minutes)…

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First Part: Your appearance

I already told you that a dad bod isn’t a death sentence and that grey hair is a benefit. And I’m not joking. I mean, I already shared the reply from that girl who told me a million times that I’m too young.

In fact, most of the 20-year-old girls are looking for a guy who’s older than 30. Welcome to international dating.

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Second Part: Your lifestyle

You should be able to meet amazing women on this site, unless you are an alcoholic chain-smoker with 5 kids and no job.

In this case you have to tell a few white lies while you write about your lifestyle…

One last tip: The reason why I didn’t attract any gold diggers is because I didn’t reveal my income.

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Third Part: Your Background/Cultural Values

I don’t speak Spanish, I don’t speak French, and I only understand 30% when someone tells me in Dutch that the language is oh-so similar to German.

But all these things don’t matter because the only language you need in order to meet sexy Caribbean girls online is English.

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Fourth Part: A few sentences about yourself

Yesterday I woke up with a headache. That’s why I wasn’t that creative when it was time to write my “in your own words” section. But again, it doesn’t matter.

As long as you are authentic and let the girls know what you are looking for, you can write whatever the heck you want (unless you think that you are an alien from planet Endron).

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4. Imagine the Caribbean Beauty of Your Fantasies

Who are you fantasizing about?

In other words, who do you hope to find on this dating site?

I’m 27. That’s why I only searched for girls who are younger than 29. Yes, all the messages I shared with you are from girls in their 20s...and one of them was sweet 19.

But it’s not only about the age, especially if you are looking for a girlfriend. Having a hot girlfriend is great, but if she’s dumber than bamboo, she won’t make you happy (believe me, I tried).

That’s why you might want to look for girls who have at least finished high school.

And don’t forget:

You’re in the Caribbean. The girls have beautiful round asses and juicy breasts. It’s not forbidden to search for girls who fulfill your wildest dreams…

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5. The Things You Want to Do With Her

No, not the things you want to do with her when you’re alone at the beach at night. I’m talking about the things that you want to do with her while she still wears clothes.

How about playing Basketball or going for a swim?

In this section you can reveal everything you want to do with her, just not what you would do once her swimsuit drops on the floor.

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6. The Personality She’ll Fall in Love With

That’s the personality that every Caribbean woman falls in love with:

Okay, I’m exaggerating. That’s my personality and I deserve a slap in the face for being so goddamn lazy. Please don’t use me as an example and write a few more words.

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7. Cupid Tags for Your Caribbean Love Story

Cupid Tags are like hashtags. They have no purpose but it doesn’t hurt to add them. Oh wait, they actually have a purpose.

Whenever a girl is searching for an honest German entrepreneur (who doesn’t want that?), my profile shows up. And in case a girl has tagged herself with “sexy ass”, her profile shows up when I search for sexy asses on Caribbean Cupid.

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8. The Only Thing That’s Less Important Than Your Age

A 37-year-old guy has better chances on this dating site than a 27-year-old guy like me. But does a guy with a verified profile have better chances than a guy who skips this step?

Honestly, I don’t know because I skipped this step.

Why don’t you verify your profile and share your experience in the comments below?

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9. Search for the Caribbean Beauty of Your Fantasies

Come on, you know how she looks. You have dreamed about her too many times.

All you have to do now is to go to the Advanced Search Function and to decide if you are looking for a hot 20-year-old college girl or for a more mature 30-year-old makeup artist with long nails that she could use to scratch your back…if you wanted it.

What if you can’t find the right girl?

Well, I guess you remember this gallery…

You just have to click on “Search” and then on “Popular Searches” and voila, you have access to the most beautiful women on this dating site.

Secret tip: Contact the newest members. They are excited when somebody sends them a message.

Oh, and before I forget it…

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10. Upgrade Your Membership to Chat with the Caribbean Beauty of Your Fantasies

Now it’s time to click on this green button.

Sorry, not this one. You need to click on the one in your Caribbean Cupid dashboard. It’s in the upper right corner.

Follow the steps that are outlined and read my final message once you have successfully upgraded to one of the exclusive memberships...

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Final Message: Meet the Caribbean Beauty of Your Fantasies

Now it’s up to you if you want to take this chance and turn your fantasies into reality.

Just imagine you had an inbox full of messages from sexy Caribbean girls. That’s exactly how my inbox looks like.

You don’t believe me?

I literally received the last message in the exact moment I made this screenshot. The message was from a 21-year-old girl who lives in the capital city of the Bahamas.

I can only imagine what it would feel like to be her boyfriend…