Do you think Rhianna is hot?
I’ve seen her leaked naked pictures.
Her brown skin, her Caribbean Curves and her lascivious lips….this woman is sex on legs. She’s a sexy Bajan woman, just like the girls you can meet on Caribbean Cupid and she was born in Saint Michael Parish in Barbados.
But the women in Barbados have more in common with the famous pop singer than her place of birth and her sexy...you know...
Date Bajan Girls Because They Look like Rhianna
You think that I’m lying, right?
You don’t believe me when I say that Barbados girls are as hot as Rhianna. I understand that you are suspicious. But to be honest, compared to some of the girls I saw online, Rhianna is not the hottest chicken in the henhouse.
If you have a look at the demographic data, you’ll understand why:
- 92.4% of the girls in Barbados are black.
- 2.7% are white.
- 3.1% are mixed.
However, it is estimated that a part of the black population are not 100% black and I have no doubt about that. I mean, the English colonialists were a naughty bunch of guys. I’m sure that a lot of black families in Barbados don’t even know that they are part Caucasian.
A beautiful woman with African curves, caramel skin, and green eyes. Rhianna.
The Girls in Barbados Deserve the Second Spot
You still don’t believe me when I say that the women in Barbados are stunning?
Then have a look at these names:
- Meagan Good
- Melyssa Ford
- Stacey Dash
- ASAP Rocky
Okay, forget about ASAP Rocky. But the three other girls are known for their sexy bodies…uuhmm, I mean their acting talent.
It doesn’t surprise me that Barbadian women have been rated the second sexiest women in the world, at least according to 44.873 American men. They deserve this spot. And you deserve to know that their big butts are not their only assets.
The Girls in Barbados Have Big Butts and Big Brains
This tiny island in the Caribbean Sea is not only famous for being home to the second sexiest girls in the world. According to the United Nations’ annual Human Development Report, Barbados scores the highest on the Human Development Index among all Caribbean countries.
What does this mean for a man who wants to date a Bajan girl?
- She’s intelligent and educated.
- She doesn’t need your money.
- She’s emotionally and physically healthy.
Of course, I can’t guarantee that you won’t meet a Barbados girl who has a screw loose, but the data is in your favor. Their health, income, and education are the highest in the Caribbean.
Their demand for you is even higher…
You Have So Many Sexy Bajan Girls to Choose From
What I’m about to say sounds weird, but it’s the truth…
You have so many Barbadian single women to choose from that it’s hard to not get a date.
Barbados is one of the countries with the most messed up gender ratio. And again, the data is in your favor. According to this source (and a bunch of other sources I checked), there are 91.99 males per 100 females.
And no, this is not only true for the grannies and grandpas on the island. The man female ratio for Barbadians at the age of 25 and 35 is even lower than that.
In other words:
Women outnumber men and you can feel like a kid in the candy store.
Why do you think you can find more than 1000 girls on the best dating site in Barbados, even though the country has less than 290.000 inhabitants?
That’s not a coincidence. The ladies in Saint Michael, Saint Philip, and Saint Andrew have a good education and have enough money in the bank. What they don’t have is a man. That’s why they turn to online dating.
Date Barbados Girls Because They Don’t Give a Fuck like Rhianna
The following tweet from Rhianna sums up the attitude of Bajan girls:
Are you into girls who don’t give a damn about what anyone thinks of them?
You will love the sexy girls in Bridgetown.
But I have to warn you:
If you get easily offended, you must close this article right now!
Fuck it. You’re one of my readers. If you got easily offended, you would be reading Jezebel and not my site.
Barbados Girls Can Curse and Insult You like These Two
Do you want to know what it’s like to have an argument with a Barbadian girl?
Well, it’s like having a conversation with Kevin Spacey and Gordon Ramsey…just ten times worse.
Hey, don’t complain. I already told you that they run out of fucks to give and they run out of them fast. Don’t take it personal when she tells you to “get out of the fucking house before I rip your ass open!”
That’s the Barbadian way of sweet talking.
- Using the F-word
That’s what living on this beautiful island is all about.
She can be the nicest and sweetest girl in the world, but if you check out the other 37 girls who smile at you while you walk along the Port of Bridgetown, she’ll verbally destroy you like Eminem would destroy Drake in a freestyle battle.
The Story of My life, I Take…
Imagine you’re looking into her hazelnut brown eyes. From time to time you look at her big red lips and of course…at her cleavage that she doesn’t hide from you. The time passes by and all you think to yourself is…
“Is any of this shit true?”
My heartfelt sympathy! You’re the victim of the Bajan Story Telling Syndrome.
I don’t know why, but Bajan girls love to tell stories. I don’t know if the local men have the same “talent”, but I once listened to one of these girls and man, I felt as if I was talking to J.K. Rowling. She was half-German but she obviously got the story telling gene from her momma.
Stories from Bajan girls in one word: Exaggerated
Listen to her, smile, and remember that about 10% of what she’s saying is true. Believe 100% and you will run as fast as you can because you believe that he father is a Mafia boss, her brother a Shaolin Monk and her mom Mother Teresa.
Let Her Have the Last Word and She’ll Be an Angel
Believe it or not but Bajan girls are amazing girlfriends. I will share some of their amazing qualities (and the way they can use their body) in the next chapter.
But there’s one thing you should never do and if you are like me, this is
impossible freaking hard:
Don’t have the last word. Let her have it.
I can only guess why Barbados girls want to have the last word, no matter what.
- She lives on the most developed Caribbean island.
- She thinks that she deserves to have the last word.
- She feels superior to her direct neighbors.
It’s that easy. But being in a relationship with a woman who always wants to have the last word can be anything but easy. You know it from Western women. No man likes that.
Thank God Barbados women are not that bad.
Let her know that you are not Caribbean and that she’s neither superior nor inferior to you or to anyone. Give her 459 days and she’ll get over it. Or you end up in the nuthouse.
Your Sexy Bajan Girlfriend Will Embarrass Your Ass
Oh, there’s one more thing I have to tell you:
She will embarrass you.
I’m not joking. She will do it once and she’ll probably do it twice. It’s not that she WANTS to make fun of you in public because she wants to show that you are a weak little pussy. She’s not American. It’s just that it’s a part of her culture. So don’t take it the wrong way.
She’s more like that good friend who likes to ignore personal boundaries.
Here are a couple of things you can expect:
- You make a (not so funny) joke in front of your friends and she screams “laaaame”
- She will laugh out loud when she tells your friends that you cum too fast.
- She has no problem with telling your mom that your dong looks funny.
Bajan girls don’t care if they cross the line because in their mind, there is no line. In this sense they are like me. When something is funny, they say it. The good thing is that she’s always 100% honest and doesn’t beat around the bush.
The bad thing is that dating a Barbados woman teaches you what awkwardness really means.
Date Bajan Women Because they Walk and Talk like Rhianna
These women are sexy to the core, just like Rhianna.
But I’m sure that The Wanted wrote their song Like Rhianna right after a trip to Bridgetown because the following line describes Bajan girls perfectly:
“She can’t sing. She can’t dance. But who cares. She walks like Rhianna.”
These sexy Caribbean princesses don’t just walk like Rhianna. They move their hips like RiRi in Don’t Stop The Music…
What Bajan Women Can Do With Their Hips Will Make You…
…bite your tongue, grab your balls, and sing hallelujah.
That’s what you’re going to do when you see a Bajan girl moving every centimeter of her beautiful body because, well, watch this video:
I’m sure that you recognize the famous lady at minute 7:41 😉
I don’t know what these girls have in their asses. Maybe some vibrating butt implants. I don’t know. All I know is that they are the twerking queens of the Caribbean. No, the twerking queens of the world.
- They shake their booties like there’s no tomorrow.
- One cheek at the time. No problem.
- Grinding on your D is the way they dance.
Watching a Bajan girls dance is better than sex.
Bajan Girls are Fluent in English and Cooking
The official language of Barbados is English.
In other words, meeting girls online, setting up dates, and surviving these dates without a translation app is more than just possible.
And it gets better:
It’s not just easy to meet Barbados singe women because of the gender ratio and the non-existent language barrier. It’s also worthwhile to meet them because damn, these women can cook.
- Conkies for breakfast
- Cou Cou for lunch
- Macaroni pie for dinner
Your Barbadian girlfriend will cook for you and you will love it.
Just don’t complain when you’re getting fat. But don’t worry. It’s not that hard to stay in shape when you’re in a relationship with a Bajan girl. They are very demanding in bed.
Barbados Girls Can Be Loyal Like Rhianna
In her new song Loyalty Rhianna sings:
“It’s a secret society. All we ask is trust. All we got is us. Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty…”
That’s what it’s like to be in a relationship with a Bajan girl.
She’s not always easy to handle. She will embarrass you a couple of times and you might have arguments because you both want to have the last word (hint: she’ll win).
But I promise you this:
- She will let you into her heart and her family (her secret society).
- She will trust you as long as you don’t betray her trust.
- She will be your loyal woman because you’re all she got.
And you will meet her on this dating site.
Summed Up Wisdom
What’s the best way to meet Barbados women? Well, first of all you have to realize that they don’t just look like Rhianna, the also walk and talk like her. Barbadian girls are cheeky, don’t give a flying fuck about embarrassing you, and they always want to have the last word.
Does that mean that they are terrible girlfriends? Nope. They can be amazing girlfriends, if you have what it takes to control their temper. Hell, what am I saying? You don’t want to control their temper because the way they move their bodies will make you want to date them…now!
But not so fast! You should also know what they can do with their brains and their ovens. And you should know that neither her English skills nor her loyalty will be a problem once you are in a relationship with her.