Are you ready for some life-changing, anus-stretching and extremely disgusting first time anal sex tips before you start to explore the pleasures of this kinky sexual practice?
In case you are a guy and you dream about putting your dick inside the sexy ass of your girlfriend but you don’t really know how to prepare yourself and her for your sexual adventure in the chocolate fabric, this article will help you to prepare you and your girlfriend for the backdoor pleasure.
In case you are a girl and you stumbled upon this article while trying to get some information about anal sex and about what you should do when you want to try it for the first time, this article will also help you to relax about this taboo topic and to gain useful insights about what to do before, during and after your experience.
However, there is also a little chance that it will freak you out and that you would rather rip your boyfriend’s balls of instead of letting him near your precious little butthole (sorry bro).
If you are a woman please bear with me and show some understanding for my sometimes very explicit and kind of gross manner of expression but I am a man and that’s why I write about this topic from the male point of view.
First Time Anal Sex Tips
Let’s get ready for some down-to-earth and a bit disgusting, but always realistic first time anal sex tips.
Oh, and in case you are dating a religious girl who thinks that having a dick in her butt would be a sin that god could never forgive, you should show her the following video:
Now that you know that god is totally cool with some backdoor fun you are ready for the following 17 first time anal sex tips.
1. Free Yourself from Prejudice
Free yourself from all the prejudice that is linked to this pleasurable way of having sex. Some people still live in the 19th century and are convinced that having a penis inside your butt will make you a whore if you are a woman. Others think that you should better become gay if you are a man who loves to put his thing in the ass of a beautiful woman.
Stop listening to this bullshit.
Become okay with the fact that you want to experience this feeling with your partner. It is not wrong or bad, even though it is still a little bit of a taboo topic and very few people are okay with openly talking about it. Do what you want and if you want to stretch some sexy girl’s asshole with your jackhammer, than do it. As long as she wants it too and you don’t tear her apart, everything is fine.
2. Talk about It
You have a mouth to speak with and even if you might think that the only legitimate reason why your girlfriend has one is to give you blowjobs, hers is also made for speaking. Before you even come close to her ass you should talk with her about what she likes in regards to her butthole. Just have an intimate conversation about an intimate topic. Just the two of you.
And yes, you should also talk about the things that are absolute no-goes for her.
When you talk with her about your planned adventure you should also agree upon what you do to prepare yourself for this event.
I know, some topics that you have to discuss are anything else than delicate but nevertheless it is important to address them. Speaking of not so delicate topics…
3. Take a Shit
A very important first time anal sex tip is to take a shit before you try to stick anything between her butt cheeks.
In case you are a girl and you think you just heard wrong, I have to disappoint you. You might have a very sexy and attractive ass but before you have butt sex for the first time I have to ask you to take a seat on the toilet and to squeeze as hard as you can until all your shit is out.
It is important that you are shit-free if you want to accommodate a dick in there.
Otherwise your boyfriend might run away afterwards, while screaming like a little baby.
In case you are a man and you were convinced that the only thing that your girlfriend is doing when she is in the bathroom is powdering her nose and shaving her legs, I find myself constrained to destroy your illusions. The harsh and smelly truth is that women have to shit in the same way as we men do. Get over it.
4. Take a Shower
As romantic and sexually arousing it might be to take a shower together as a couple, as disgusting it is to take a shower with your girlfriend when she has to prepare herself for anal sex.
You don’t really want to see the shit that is going on in there and I mean that literally.
Can it be that bad?
Well, if point three wasn’t as successful as expected, there is still some chocolate crème in there that has to get out. All she has to do is to follow the next tip.
By the way, am I still encouraging you to try this stuff or am I rather scaring you away?
Even if I get the feeling that I scare you away I want to continue with my honest first time anal sex tips, which brings me directly to the next point.
5. Clean Your Ass (Just for Her)
Sorry, I should have called this point “your girlfriend has to clean her ass”, because I wanted to write this article from a male point of view. If you are a guy and you are not into having a dildo in your ass, what I somehow hope, even though you can do whatever the fuck you want, your ass can have as much shit in it as it can take.
Your girlfriend’s ass, however, should be cleaner than a laboratory.
There are some gadgets, with which a girl can give herself an enema to get everything out that doesn’t pay rent. One of my girls used to take the shower head, spread her asshole and let the water run balls to the wall. It worked.
Now that your girlfriend is free from shit and has taken a shower during which she replaced the disgusting smell of her inner life with the lovely smell of honey and milk shower gel, you should try to relax.
Yes, your girlfriend has to relax, because it is ultimately her ass that gets stabbed by your sword.
Of course you should also try to relax about this if you are the stallion and not the receiver. Having such an experience for the first time can make you a bit nervous. I think we both know too well what can happen when we should have sex and we are too nervous about it. All I want to say is that the average asshole is too tight for a limp dick.
7. Touching and Kissing
Have you ever heard of foreplay?
Nope, it has nothing to do with the warm-up time before a football match. Foreplay is an activity that every girl most girls like before they welcome your dick in whatever hole you prefer to put it in.
Why should you neglect this rule during anal sex when you usually do it before you have normal intercourse?
Start to make her comfortable with the fact that you are about to caress and indulge her beautiful ass. Show the hole between her two butt cheeks that you love it the same way as you love the person it belongs to.
Touch, kiss, massage and lick her ass to give her the feeling that she is the most beautiful girl in the world. Ladies, I hope you liked that one because now it is getting rough again.
8. The One Finger, Two Fingers Technique
Have you ever heard of “the one finger, two finger technique”?
Me neither, that’s why I just made it up. All you have to do is to slowly put one finger inside her butthole. In the next step you move your finger it back and forth a few times. This will slowly start to stretch her butthole. Once she is comfortable with the feeling of having your finger inside her asshole, you can put another finger in there, so that your one finger isn’t so lonely.
This process will naturally widen her anus, which is very important if you don’t want a girlfriend who wears diapers for a very long time.
Even if this technique is called “the one finger, two fingers technique” you can basically put as many fingers in her juicy little but as she is comfortable with. I would say as soon as you have your whole fist in there you don’t have to try anal sex anymore because she is so wide that you wouldn’t feel anything.
11. Be Hard like a Rock
To the guys: In order to make the whole project work your dick has to be really hard. Otherwise you won’t even get into the tightest hole that a girl has besides her nostrils. Even if you manage to get it, you can’t thrust in her without having a really hard erection.
To the girls: It is your job to make his dick hard. In case you don’t want him to masturbate to internet porn in order to enjoy anal sex with you, you should give him the best handjob and blowjob you possibly can. If you are lucky you don’t have to work that hard and he already has an erection because he is so excited to finally fuck your ass.
10. Use a Condom
Due to the fact that this article is called first time anal sex tips and not tips about anal sex when you at least tried this stuff a couple of times, I would use a condom, even if you might not use condoms when you have vaginal sex.
I think both of you can relax more if you do it with a condom, because you don’t really have to bother with anything that might land on your dick that you don’t want to have there.
In addition to that, the risk of catching an STD is much higher when you have anal sex than when you have vaginal intercourse. I don’t say that you or your partner has an STD but being careful is never wrong.
One last important note if you are a horny motherfucker like me who has different sexual partners:
If you have different sexual partners you should always use a condom, no matter in which of her hole’s you want to end up in, but this becomes even more important when you want some backdoor fun. Having raw anal sex with a girl you just met is like playing Russian roulette, with the only difference that Russian roulette is less risky.
11. Use Lube…a lot of Lube
I assume that you don’t want to tear the ass of the woman you have sex with apart. In case you don’t care, you should just think about the high medical bill that you have to pay after she sued you for destroying her body.
Use lube and use a lot of it.
Don’t underestimate the tightness of a woman’s asshole. Use enough lube to slide into her with ease.
12. Start Slower than Slow
The moment your dick is in her ass for the first time, you probably feel like a hero. Now it’s your job that you stay her hero.
I don’t have listed 11 first time anal sex tips just to let you ruin everything by starting to thrust in her like a jackhammer. Doing this would be dangerous, you would hurt her and you might even cause some irreparable damage.
Your first thrusts should be slower than slow.
When you have regular sexual intercourse with a girl she might enjoy it to get pounded hard but if she has never done anal before, she definitely wants you to start slow. The only problem that can arise is that you confuse vaginal sex slow with anal sex slow. Her anus is ten times tighter than her vagina that’s why you should fuck her at least ten times slower.
Just imagine that you are Neo in the Matrix and you are looking at bullets that are flying in slow motion. Your dick should have the same speed as those freaking bullets.
13. Don’t be Sensitive to Smell (with a Message to Her)
If you are a girl and you read this you will probably hate me for having the effrontery to say that even if you cleaned your butt, your backdoor might smell slightly worse than lavender.
Well, thanks to the scope of the penis that is now inside of you, your asshole is wider than it was five minutes earlier. This eventually leads to the fact that all the yummy smells that are in your butthole have the chance of a lifetime to get out of there.
If you are a guy and a slightly disgusting smell enters your nose I can give you the following advice:
Get over it and love her anyways.
14. Observe Her
Look at her facial expression. Okay, you might don’t see her face because you do it doggy style but then at least listen to what she says and how she moans.
If you try anal sex for the first time it is incredibly important that you are observing the reactions of the girl you are trying it with, as soon as you put your dick inside her bum.
Observing her and her reactions will provide you with enough information about how she likes it and if she likes what you are currently doing. Maybe you don’t feel enough penetration and you want to do it faster, while she already has the feeling that her anus could tear apart any second.
15. Only Faster if She Wants It
You should only think about going faster if she really wants it. If you are a guy and you have your first butt sex adventure you probably experience an endorphin and adrenalin rush that has the power to make you overly enthusiastic.
Don’t go faster and harder just because you want it.
Be sensitive to her ass.
Or do you want her to run around with diapers for the next ten months?
When I say that you should make sure if she really wants you to fuck her harder and faster, I mean that you actually ask her and not that you interpret a soft moaning the way you want to interpret it.
16. Come inside Her
If you are a girl I already know what you think. “Now this idiot tells men to come inside our asses, what a prick!” Yes you are right, but there is another reason besides the obvious fact that nearly every man dreams about ejaculating inside a woman’s ass, why I give this advice.
The real reason why one of my first time anal sex tips is to come inside a woman’s ass, has to do with the inability of 99,99% of men to pull out without causing insane pain and a damage that might not be reparable.
I am pretty sure that there is not one single guy on this planet who has the ability to slowly pull his dick out of a woman when he is about to come. If you want him to pull it out he will probably do it fast and at one go. This would make every woman cry of pain and the last thing I want is that one of my readers makes a woman cry.
Am I still such a jerk?
17. Take it out Slowly
In case you had so much fun in her ass that your dick couldn’t do anything else than pumping out your liquid descendants, you should switch on your brain before you pull it out. Like I already mentioned before, you run the risk of hurting her if you pull it out too quickly.
If the girl who just opened her backdoor for you is important to you, hurting her is probably the last thing you want to do. You should leave her ass in the same speed as you entered it.
By doing this your chances of experiencing this pleasurable feeling again are a lot higher.
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Summed Up Wisdom
Let’s dive right into some delicious first time anal sex tips. The first thing you have to do in order to enjoy a little backdoor adventure is to get over all the prejudice that the church, your mother and songs like the one I shared with you put in your brain. Instead of treating it as a taboo topic you should talk about it with your girlfriend.
Once you convinced her to try it she has to take a shit, hop under the shower and clean her ass. I know that it sounds disgusting, but that’s how it’s done. After her ass smells like roses, you should both relax and start to kiss and to touch each other. It’s time to get romantic.
After a while you can first use one finger, then two fingers and in case she is a real hard-boiled girl you can use your whole hand (or your foot) to stretch her anus. Before you enter her precious little butthole, she has to make sure that your dick is hard and full of lube.
Once you are prepared you should enter her very slowly. Listen to every moaning and observe every movement she makes and only go faster if she really wants it. And please use a condom. When you are about to come you should think twice before you pull it out. Coming inside of her might be the less painful alternative.