It’s time for some naughty and fun second date ideas!
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First of all, I want to congratulate you. I simply assume that you clicked on this article because you are either horny as fuck and you wanted to find out what the word naughty means in the context of dating ideas, or because you made it in the second round with an amazing girl.
The fact that you want to get some information about what to do on the second date, shows that you already have what it takes to survive the first date without hearing the “you are such a nice guy, but…” line. Of course I also hope that you ended up in bed with her.
Why do I hope that?
I want that you are happy and successful and the best way to reach this state of mind is by having sex with smoking hot women.
Despite the fact that I want you to have a sex life that is more fulfilling than the one of Hugh Hefner (If that’s even possible), getting sexual on the first date is one of the requirements, if you want to put the following fun second date ideas into practice.
That’s right. For the following creative, inspiring, weird, slightly awkward and extremely naughty dating ideas a kiss on the cheek after your first date is not enough. If you plan to take a girl who you didn’t even kiss on the first date for a romantic walk in the park in order to get laid on the fifth or tenth date, you should better read this article.
If you, however, are looking for exciting and sexual dating ideas that guarantee a 100% success rate on the second date, you should continue reading…
What You Should Have Done on the First Date
What do I mean when I say that you must have done a great job during your first date in order to put all the amazing fun second date ideas that I am going to share with you into practice?
Well, you have to build a foundation that allows you to take her on sexually stimulating dates.
I hope you understand that a girl will not want to have sex with you on the second date if you haven’t even talked about sexual topics and if the only part of her body that you have touched was her hand during the obligatory handshake.
Sorry, but being the non-sexual nice guy that society wants you to be won’t lead you anywhere near her pants.
Not on the first, second or twentieth date. Besides connecting with her on an emotional level, you should have done the following things by now.
Please don’t tell me that you haven’t kissed her on the first date. If you haven’t kissed her on the first date it is highly unlikely that she will jump in bed with you on the second date. All the naughty and fun second date ideas that I am going to talk about in the following paragraphs are designed to make her horny.
It is nearly impossible to create a sexual atmosphere on the second date, without having been sexual on the first one. You just have to work a little bit harder, but the reward for your hard work is definitely worth it.
Sex on the First Date
What’s even better than touching and kissing?
Licking and fucking of course.
In case you want to take a girl on a second date who you had sex with on the first date, you won’t have a hard time to transform your second date into the most amazing sexual adventure you ever had.
But wait a minute. How can you have sex with a woman on the first date? Well, it’s no sorcery.
Just follow the advice in this article and you will land between her legs before she even finishes her first coffee.
No matter if you have only touched her ass for two seconds, if you have made out with her for a couple of minutes, or if you have fucked her the whole night, the following fun second date ideas promise a good time with a naked girl on top of you.
Naughty and Fun Second Date Ideas that Work
I already told you that this article is not the right article for you if you are just looking for ordinary and boring dating ideas that you can find in every mainstream men’s magazine. The following fun second date ideas are anything but boring and ordinary.
Some of the venues that I mention might cause an “aha-moment” with a mischievous smile and others might even motivate you to shake your head and to call me a weirdo. Well, I am a weirdo, but I am a weirdo with a happy sex life.
Do you also want to have a happy sex life?
Then the following second date ideas are exactly what you need.
1. Take Her to the (Erotic) Cinema
Going to the cinema is the stupidest thing you can do on a first date. You can’t talk to a girl in a cinema, you can’t connect with her in a cinema and you can’t get to know her in a cinema. Trying to kiss her without having at least talked for about ten minutes won’t work with the most girls.
What if you have already done all those things?
What if you have already had a conversation and what if you already have a connection?
Now going to the cinema is not such a stupid idea anymore. In case you got at least a kiss on the first date, you can continue to make out with her in the last row of a movie theatre.
Do you know what’s even better than making out with a girl during a movie?
Making out with her during a movie that turns her on!
Watching that brain-dead 50 Shades of Grey flick might be completely mind-numbing, but once you survived it you can do everything with her that Christian Grey did with that girl whose name I don’t remember.
2. Visit a Spa
Going to a spa can be the most boring thing in the world, but if you go there with a girl who you want to end up in bed with, it can be quite an interesting and especially a highly effective experience.
Why are spas so effective when you want to get her into bed?
It’s mainly the atmosphere and partly because you are naked.
I don’t know about other countries but in some spas in Germany it is forbidden to wear clothes. The atmosphere is relaxed and you both see what you can expect when you take things further.
Oh, and fingering a girl in a whirlpool can be quite an exciting experience. Just make sure that you don’t go at the weekend when all the parents with their small kids go.
You don’t want them to scream when they see your finger inside her.
3. Enjoy a Couple’s Massage
What if you don’t want to go to a spa, but you still want to spend a relaxed date during which you see her naked?
Enjoy a couple’s massage. While you are lying next to each other you can signalize her how much she turns you on by looking her deep into the eyes.
If you want to take the whole massage experience to the next level you can book a tantra massage for couples that allows you to explore your sexuality together. In this case a kiss on the first date is probably not enough.
4. Take Her to a Salsa Club
Everybody knows that dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire and I am pretty sure that you have the desire to end up in a horizontal position with her. No matter if you had sex on the first date or if you have only touched her arm, dancing salsa with her drastically increases your chances of getting laid.
You can also take her to a tango club, or a disco fox evening, but in my experience there is something about salsa that makes women weak.
5. Go to a Strip Club
Now we come to the really naughty and fun second date ideas that are outside of the reality of most men. As an aspiring Global Seducer you are hopefully open for unconventional dating theories and also for unconventional dating venues.
I once was on a date with a bisexual girl who I asked about the things that she always wanted to do but never did.
She then told me that she always wanted to go to a strip club.
Guess where we had our second date?
If you are on a date with a sexually open girl who happens to be bisexual, a strip club is the perfect second date venue.
The atmosphere is sexual, she gets turned on by the naked women and when she is really horny you might even end up having a threesome with her and a hot stripper.
6. Visit a Swinger Club
Okay, this is definitely a dating venue that you can only visit with a girl who…
A: You already had sex with
B: Is extremely sexually open.
Yes, she has to be more sexually open than the girl you went to the strip club with.
However, if you had sex with a girl on the first date and you have already talked about open relationships and sexual freedom, you can ask her if she wants to go to a swinger club with you.
She can’t say more than “no” and if she says “yes” you might have the time of your life with her and a couple of other women.
7. Spoil Her for One Day and One Night
Why don’t you combine the spa and the massage and spoil her for one day at your place?
You can cook her a nice dinner, you could run a bath for her and afterwards you can give her a relaxing back massage.
Once her stomach is full, her holes are clean and her body full of massage oil, it is very easy to transform a regular back massage into a sensual massage with a happy ending inside of her.
8. Swimming without Swimwear
Are you ready for another naughty second date idea?
Then take off your clothes and jump into the deep blue sea.
You could take the girl of your dreams to the nearest lake for a swim. Go there in the evening or at night, but don’t tell her where you are taking her.
The last thing you want is that she takes her bikini with her.
The adventurous and exciting atmosphere will make it easy for you to convince her to take all her clothes off. But make sure that there are no piranhas in the lake and the fun can begin.
9. Fumble in a Drive-In-Cinema
What do you do when a regular cinema is too boring for you?
Going in a drive-in-cinema can be a good and sometimes very satisfying alternative. The moment she will enter a drive-in-cinema with you, she will remember all the romantic movies she watched in which the main characters made out in their car while they watched a movie.
What does she want to do now?
She wants to be the main character in her own little movie.
Making out with her on the backseat of your car is definitely fun, but it is only the beginning.
10. Play Twister
Have you ever played twister?
In case you were born in the late 90s you have probably no idea what the hell I am talking about.
After you have blamed your parents for your miserable childhood, you should definitely buy that game. It’s the best dating game in the history of games.
When I was a kid I loved to play twister with my friends and when I was a teenager I discovered that it is a lot more fun to play twister with a girl who I want to end up in bed with.
Just google “naked twister” and you’ll know what I mean.
11. Experiment with Body Paint
Any ideas when you are dating a girl who is artistic and who absolutely loves to paint?
Surprise her with a body painting session. If she already had sex with you she will say “yes“, but even if she didn’t have sex with you she might be into it if you do a good job in selling your idea.
Experimenting with body paint is something that every girl wants to try out and if she is attracted to you she will take her clothes off before you buy the paint.
I honestly couldn’t do this job withou getting sued for sexual harassment:
12. Take Her on a Road Trip
She spent the first date with you, she made out with you and she is 100% sure that you are no rapist, serial killer or boring accountant.
Then why don’t you show her how amazing you are by taking her on an adventure?
As a Global Seducer the road is your home.
Then take your car (or rent one for a day) and take her on an exciting road trip. It doesn’t really matter where the road is going to take you, as long as you end up having sex in the car.
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Summed Up Wisdom
Naughty and fun second date ideas will only work if you have done a great job on the first date. A hug on the first date won’t get you laid on the second. If you have already kissed her or if you have already had sex it will be fairly easy to cast a spell over her with some naughty and fun second date ideas.
No matter if you take her to an erotic movie in the cinema, if you enjoy a relaxing day in the spa or if you see each other naked during a couple’s massage, those are all things that have the power to switch off her brain and to switch on her libido.
Taking her to a salsa club allows you to express your horizontal desire with a vertical activity, before you end up in the horizontal position. In case she is sexually open you can either take her to a strip club or to a swinger club.
Show her that you are a fun and adventurous guy by swimming with her naked in the sea or by fumbling around in a drive-in-cinema like hormone-driven teenagers. Show your playful side by playing twister or by experimenting with body paint. As a Global Seducer who loves to travel you can take her on a road trip and satisfy her on the backseat of her car.
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